Summary: Hiei, Touya, Jin, and Shishi Wakamaru are being forced to go to

school by Kurama. These are the notes they are passing throughout the day.

And note that Kurama seems to be having an off day, so expect a few outbursts

from him. ^^

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho, Hiei, Kurama, Touya, Jin, Shishi or

any of the other characters. Just Borrowing.

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Touya, Jin, Hiei and Shishi are being forced to go to school by

none other than Kurama. They are sitting in class, trying to stay

entertained. They begin passing notes:

Kurama, (or Suichi)

This school is boring. Why are you making us do this. It's pointless.

And the teachers are annoying. I don't know why Genkai agreed to this.

And I can't believe Hiei is also coming. I know all of this information. Kurama

I'm like over three hundred! I could be training right now or doing something

useful.

-Touya

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Touya,

Why don't you try out for some teams or clubs, they're always fun. Oh, and

try Biology class. Why don't you find a legend club, the shinobi might be

good enough to be considered a legend. Stop bugging me and do something. Go

and learn some social skills. Look Jin's having fun, and Shishi is flirting

with the girls again. Hey Wait! That's my fan club! I'm gonna kill him! I

got to go Touya. Do something fun.

-Kurama

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Jin,

Stop having fun! School is not supposed to be fun, you baka. Help me find a

way to get out of school without Mr. Perfect Student over here finding out.

-Touya

___________

Kurama,

I don't need to learn social skills, I don't want to join any clubs.

-Touya

___________

Touya,

Shut up, ok!? I'm trying to get Shishi away from my fan girls, he has his own

these ones are mine! Damn Shishi.

-Kurama

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Kurama,

Fine. I'll leave you alone.

-Touya

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Shishi,

Stay away from the girls, you have your own fan club so stay away from mine!

-Kurama

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Touya,

But it's fun to have fun. And why would we want to get out? And who is

Mr. Perfect Student?

-Jin

___________

Kurama,

Calm down, I'm trying to stay away from them but the keep following me. They

just can't resist.

-Shishi Wakamaru

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Jin,

Just forget it, ok, forget it. You're hopeless. I'll talk to Hiei or

something.

-Touya

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Touya,

What does that mean? You jerk. Fine talk to Hiei.

-Jin

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Shishi,

You lair! I can see you flirting from here. You Jerk! Stay away from them!

I will turn Youko on you, ya know!

-Kurama

___________

Poor Kurama,

You're so paranoid. They love me, I don't love them. I know how it feels to

be betrayed by your fan girls to another (better looking) guy, you poor

thing.

-Shishi Wakamaru

___________

Hiei,

Any idea's on how to get out of this school-for-a-month thing. Kurama is a

loser and a goody two shoe. Anyway do you want to talk? School is so boring.

-Touya

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Shut Up Shishi,

How would you know? Have any of your fan girls betrayed you? I don't think so.

Go ahead, flirt away, I'm going to ignore you. For I will kill you very soon.

-Youko Kurama

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Touya,

I am not bored, you see, terrorizing the jocks is so fun. Yes I said it. FUN.

But I know how you feel, that stupid fox always makes me do things like this.

Live with it. And No I Will Not Talk With You. I'm bullying the jocks.

Try it sometime.

-Hiei

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Umm, Youko,

I'm sorry, I won't go near them again, their just nigens anyway. Ok? They're

all yours, I won't go near them.

-Shishi Wakamaru

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Hiei,

Fine, I don't need to talk to you, I'll just talk to Jin, wait no, Kurama, no,

Shishi. Yes I'll just talk to Shishi.

-Touya

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Touya,

You're Pathetic.

-Hiei

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Hiei,

I just got Shishi away from my fan club by saying that I turned to Youko.

What a baka blue haired freak. So what's up? How do you like my school?

Have you talked to Touya lately? He complains so much and he takes everything

to personally.

-Kurama

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Shishi,

What's up? I heard you were flirting with Kurama's girls. That's pretty lame.

Any way, I don't care. Kurama is a jerk, go for it, flirt away. And make sure

to make him mad. Wait, any ideas on getting out of school?

-Touya

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Kurama,

Shishi is such an idiot. Your school is ok. There are so many jocks to bully

and so little time to bully `em. And I have talked to Touya. Why don't you

just let them go home? Shishi is nothing without girls, and Touya is gonna

die of boredom. And what if I run out of jocks to bully? Jin seems to be the

only one having fun. How do you stand going to school? Anyway I think Touya

and Jin got into a fight.

Ooh look a jock. Gotta go Kurama.

-Hiei

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Touya,

Yes I was with "Kurama's Girls", but he kinda turned youko on me and told me

to lay off the girls so that's just what I'm gonna do.

-Shishi Wakamaru

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Jin,

I am suddenly very bored. Do you want to talk? And why are you and Touya in a

fight?

-Kurama

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Shishi

You baka ladies man. Hello, he's not Youko, he was tricking you. The teacher

is looking. I hope he doesn't notice me passing you this note. I'll have to

stay in this horrible place for even longer than I already do. I have you go

Shishi. Sayonara.

-Touya

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Kurama,

I'm not bored. It is so fun here. I'm reading a poem about wind and sky and

stuff. I don't know what happened to Touya. One minute I'm happy, the next he

says I'm hopeless.

-Jin

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Dear Mr. Touya,

Do you know where we are in the book? And did you know that note-passing

isn't allowed? And I want you to tell me who you were writing to. Now!

-Teacher

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Jin,

Don't mind Touya, he's just bored and desparate to get out of here. I will

talk to him later. I have to go. Ja ne.

-Kurama

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Teacher,

No I don't know where we are in the book. No I didn't know that note

passing isn't allowed, but didn't you just give me the note asking me this?

And I wasn't talking to anyone. Ooooh wait. You can expel me from not paying

attention, right?!

-Touya

___________

Kurama,

Ok. Thank you! Ja ne.

-Jin

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Mr. Touya,

We are on page 73. Do note pass notes and no you will not be expelled for

something like that.

-Teacher

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Teacher,

Thank you. I guess. But please expel me.

Oh never mind.

-Touya

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Touya,

You're right it kind of has been a boring day. And I am considering calling

off the school-for-a-month thing. Finish off the school day and I'll tell you

afterward, ok? Oooh, and biology is next, it's my favorite subject. This

class is every thing but boring. Come to this class and be attentive, ok no

note passing.

-Kurama

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Kurama,

Fine, I'll finish off the day with you. And thanks for considering to call of

the school thing. See you after the class. Sayonara

-Touya

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Jin,

I'm sorry, I was just bored, you're not that hopeless. How are you? You still

having fun? Umm, make sure Kurama doesn't see us because I kinda promised

that I would pay attention.

-Touya

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Touya,

Its ok. I'm having fun, now that you're not mad anymore. Let's pay attention

if kurama wants us to. He told me Biology was fun. So lets try it.

-Jin

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Jin,

Ok, fine we'll pay attention but I'll pass a note or two every once in a

while. Ja ne.

-Touya

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Dear Touya,

I saw you passing those notes to Jin. And if you're going say you weren't,

than what has the teacher been talking about? Hmm?

-Kurama

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Kurama,

Get off my back, ok!? And I'm sure the teacher is talking about something

like biology, right?

-Touya

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Dear Touya,

Just get through the damn day! And you'd better not get me into any trouble,

or I may just keep the school thing going.

-Kurama

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Kurama,

What ever you say. You annoying fox. I'll get you back later for the school

thing anyway.

-Touya

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Shishi,

I'm bored again. You?

-Touya

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Dear Touya,

I am not bored. I'm with those who love me once again. And since Kurama isn't

really Youko, I'm not scared.

-Shishi Wakamaru

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Shishi,

He could kick your butt without even becoming Youko! You idiot. I'll talk to

you later

Ja ne.

-Touya

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Touya,

You're right! Oh my god. He could kick my beautiful butt without even

becoming Youko! And he's looking over here. Bye.

-Shishi

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Dear Shishi,

You're with MY fan club again. Did you forget I am the great Youko Kurama,

and I could easily kill you? Stay away from them. Do you understand?

-Youko Kurama

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Kurama,

You are not Youko, Touya told me that you were just lying about that. But I

will lay off your girls, because he also reminded me that you could kill me

anyway. Sorry about the confusion. I don't love your girls.

Hey! Wait! Aren't you supposed to be paying attention to you class??

-Shishi Wakamaru

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Dear Shishi,

You are right, I am not Youko right now, but I am glad that you finally

realized that I'm superior to you. And my classes aren't any of your

business!

-Kurama

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Dear Touya,

Why did you have to go and tell Shishi!? That baka, girly, blue haired ladies

man was really scared before you went and told him that I wasn't in my Youko

form. Anyway gym is next. You would be good at ice hockey, heh, and anything

that involves agility, acrobatics or the stuff you shinobi do. Hiei is going

to do the running track. Jin would be good at anything that involves flying

a ball into a hoop or goal. If he cheats that is. And Shishi can do something

girly like cheerleading. Haha.

-Kurama

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Kurama,

Um, wow Kurama, you're not being yourself. Defiantly not the calm Kurama we

know. And anyway. Fine, I'll do ice hockey. And I'll make Jin do basket ball

or something. And I think cheerleading would be great for the little baka.

(Anyway. He was scared when I told him you could beat him in any form, so

don't blame me.) Ja ne.

-Touya

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Dear Touya,

I am being perfectly calm, but you can't expect me to let everyone walk all

over me all the time. By the way, the ice hockey thing was just a joke. But I

'm sure you'd be good at it anyway. Bye

-Kurama

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Jin,

You're gonna play basket ball for gym class, which is now. Kurama says you'll

be good at it. I'm doing ice hockey, Hiei's doing track and I don't know what

Shishi is doing, maybe cheerleading. Kurama didn't tell me what he'd be doing

though. Maybe he doesn't have gym now or something.

(Kurama is defiantly not himself today)

-Touya

___________

Touya,

That's great! I love sports. See ya after gym. And also, Kurama does seem

normal, he was perfectly nice to me.

-Jin

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Dear Hiei,

You'll be running track, right? That's great. Tell me when you're done

running the five miles.

-Kurama

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Kurama,

I've been done. Those baka nigens are slow. Both mentally and physically. It

took me like a second to run, they're still running. Heh. Anyway Kurama. I'm

bored and tired of your school. You can find me sleeping in a tree.

Sayonara Stupid Fox.

-Hiei

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Dear Shishi,

It's gym class now. You can do cheerleading. That would be the perfect thing.

-Kurama

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Dear Kurama,

I will not do cheerleading. That's for the girls that love me, not for me to

do. I'll do golf.

-Shishi Wakamaru

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Dear Shishi,

There is no golf. Hey how about you try powder puff football. Heh.

-Kurama

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Dear Kurama,

Fine I will play normal football. It shouldn't be hard for me.

-Shishi Wakamaru

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Dear Shishi,

Good luck. Hah. See what's left of you after school.

-Kurama

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After School:

Shishi walks out of the boys locker room with a disgusted look on his face.

Kurama walks into the hall talking to some fellow students. Jin comes out of

the gym bouncing a basket ball. Kurama looks at Shishi and Jin and says

goodbye to his friends, then walks over to the two demons.

--Kurama: Hey! How was gym class you two?

--Jin: I had so much fun! I won!

--Kurama: Don't you mean you team won?

--Jin: No they said that I was so good that I didn't need a team. And I beat

them all, that's using my wind powers of course. *he grins*

--Kurama: Oh, well that's good. What about you Shishi? How was football?

--Shishi: It was horrible. And boring. They couldn't even catch me. And to

make it worse. In the looker rooms, they smelled horrible. Sweaty nigens.

I hate them. *he makes a face*

--Kurama: I see. Told you, you should've stuck with cheerleading.

-Shishi: Shut up! You're the one that looks like a girl. More than any of us.

-Kurama: I'm gonna pretend you didn't just say that. *looks around* So

where's Touya?

They all walk past the hockey rink and see Touya unfreezing it.

--Kurama: Touya! What are you doing!?

Touya walks into the hall towards Kurama, Jin and Shishi.

--Touya: Having some fun. And don't worry about the nigens seeing. I froze

the rink before they got here and they're in the locker rooms now. They don't

know I did it.

--Kurama: Why did you have to make the floor so icy?

--Touya: Because it's ice hockey.

--Kurama: Yes, but you were supposed to practice on a normal floor, with

roller blades today.

--Touya: Well, I changed that, didn't I? Those baka nigens couldn't even

stand on the ice, let alone score on me. Ahahaha. They're so stupid!

--Kurama: Right. *Kurama sweatdrops* Anyway. What did you guys do besides

pass notes all day?

They walk outside

--Jin: I read some nice poems and there was also a food fight. I had fun.

--Shishi: I was followed around by various girls. No, no I mean I went to the

library.

Kurama glares at Shishi, than looks at Touya.

--Kurama: What about you Touya?

--Touya: Well, I got bored. Oh ya, and I also asked a teacher to expel me but

he wouldn't free me from this horrible place. *sighs*

--Hiei: I bullied some jocks.

They look up to see Hiei in a Tree

--Kurama: Oh, well that's pleasant Hiei. *looks at all of them* Anyway. I

have decided to officially call off this school thing,

--Touya: Yes!! You seem to be acting yourself now.

--Shishi: Good.

--Hiei: Excellent kurama.

--Jin: Why??

Touya laughs

--Touya: I guess you graduated Jin. Good job.

--Kurama: Yes, you graduated.

--Shishi: No he didn't-

--Touya: Yes he did.......

--Jin: Really!? Let's go home than. We can tell Genkai, Suzuka, Chuu and

Rinku that we graduated! *does a flip in the air*

Hiei goes back to sleep in the tree, Kurama grabs his bag and begins walking

towards his house and Touya, Jin and Shishi start to walk towards Genkai's

dojo. They all look back at each other except for Hiei who is asleep already.

--Touya: Bye Kurama. See ya hiei.

--Jin: Bye Kurama and Hiei

--Kurama: See you all later.

--Shishi: See you later Kurama, if I must. *turns around smugly and continues

walking*

Touya and Jin look at each other and roll their eyes, then follow Shishi.

Kurama shakes his head, then turns back and walks home. Hiei continues to

sleep in the tree

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I wrote this like last summer or something and thought it was cute, so I

kept it. I just found it on my computer and decided to post it.

I know it's not that great but please review anyway. ^^