Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga should have been named:
Cardboard Mario
It's Like Paper Mario.With Advanced Cardboard Technology!
ANYdot.
Ch.1: Mario goes to Whatever and does Yadda Yadda Yadda.
!@#$%^&*()_+_))(*&^%$#@$)()*&^%$#$%%^&&*())(*&^%$#$%^
Yay for cussing!!
Mario: *singing* OH what a beautiful morning..ah...(wha---o---o----ooooo)
Luigi: You sing gospel?!
Mario: Si!
Luigi:..
Luigi: Oh look, Toadsworth is coming.
Toadsworth: huff.puff.Princesspeachisintroubleandherwordsturnintobomswhichmakeeverything explodeandbecomeveryextremelyunpleasantand..
Luigi: Slow down, midget.
Mario: THE MIDGETS!!! THEY'RE COMING!!! AAHHHH
Mario hops aboard his flying Crème Saver.
Luigi: 0.o I want a flying Crème Saver.. And what the homeslice is he talking about??!?!
Homeslice: YO! DRAW SOMETHING BLOODY, DARK, AND FULL OF HATRED ON YOUR BOOK COVERS, MY PRETTIES
Luigi sails after him on his 400 pound PostIt! Note. And who knows who Homeslice is.
Some kid: He's my science teacher.
Kay..
Pirate: Arrrrggghhhh!!!!!
Toadsworth: Ne'ermaind
MovieFone guy: So Mario has to go to Whatever. To do yadda yadda yadda. Won't you hop Aboard his Adventure!?
Mario: Where'd the MovieFone guy come from??
Luigi; The banks of nowhere.
Mario: Where'd you come from?! I thought you were eaten by midgets.
Luigi: No, er, um, the Small Ones have spared my life and left me uneaten.
Mario: Joy!
Luigi; Hey Mario..
Mario: Jah?
Luigi: I hate to tell you this but,
Mario: Kay.
Luigi: Midgets are short right?
Mario: Jah.
Luigi: Take a look around. *COUGH*shorty*COUGH*
Mario: AHH!!!! I HAVE BEEN RECRUITED AS A MIDGET KNIGHT!!! Helllllllpppp meeeeeeeeee..
Luigi disappears except for his large, uncanny smiley grin.
Mario: Floating smiles don't scare me.. Big words do.
Jason: ch-ch-ch-ch...........-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Mario: Shut up Jason. Large lawnmowers and leaf blowers DO NOT scare me.
Jason: Chainsaw.
Mario: Huh. Those do when swung around like mullets.
Author's note: Mullets are VERY dangerous when swung.
Luigi appears.
Sound effects guy: POP! *snort*
Toadsworth: *appears*
Sound effects guy: POP! *giggle*
Toadsworth: Oh STOP WITH THE POPPING! Anyway we need to go the-the castle!
Ye The!
Luigi, Mario, and Toadsworth prancing toward Peach's castle banging coconuts together.
Sound effects guy: Claclump! Clacump! Claclump! Heehee
Luigi: This sound effects guy sucks.
Ye Guy Atop Ye Castle: Where did you get those coconuts?!?!
Luigi: I found them.
Ye Guy Atop Ye Castle: How could you have found them?! We live nowhere near any tropi cs!
Mario: It doesn't matter! Where's Peach!?
Ye Guy Atop Ye Castle: I will NOT let you go any further until you tell me!
Toadsworth: Erm.a sparrow carried them.
Ye Guy Atop Ye Castle: How could a 5 ounce bird carry a 1 pound coconut?
Luigi: 3 sparrows carried it together.
Ye Guy Atop Ye Castle: A'ite I'll buy it.
Will Mario and Luigi ever get to Princess Peach? Will they be smashed by swinging mullets? Will Jason ever come back for randomness? Will they have another encounter with Homeslice? Do any of you know who Homeslice is? Do I? Will I ever stop asking retarded questions? Do I wanna annoy you? Will I ever stop? Am I an undercover spy agent? Am I a killer budgie? Or do I own a killer budgie? Do you care? And how the homeslice can a mullet swing?
Homeslice: YAY! My name has been taken to Vainness!
Andross: Is this Venus?
Homeslice: No it's Vainness.
Andross: Drat. never take directions from a fox. *disappears*
Sound effects guy: P-
Director: STOP IT! Stop the popping!!! SACK HIM!!!
Sound effects guy: Yelp!
Wait a minute. Aren't I the director? And I'll sack him if I WANT TO! S.E.G., GET ME A DONUT!!
Sound effects guy: Yessssssssss masssssster
Director: Now the CoAssistantDirector!: OK..i'll punish myself *SMACK!*
Good Boy! Er girl. Um.. GOOD IT.
Cardboard Mario
It's Like Paper Mario.With Advanced Cardboard Technology!
ANYdot.
Ch.1: Mario goes to Whatever and does Yadda Yadda Yadda.
!@#$%^&*()_+_))(*&^%$#@$)()*&^%$#$%%^&&*())(*&^%$#$%^
Yay for cussing!!
Mario: *singing* OH what a beautiful morning..ah...(wha---o---o----ooooo)
Luigi: You sing gospel?!
Mario: Si!
Luigi:..
Luigi: Oh look, Toadsworth is coming.
Toadsworth: huff.puff.Princesspeachisintroubleandherwordsturnintobomswhichmakeeverything explodeandbecomeveryextremelyunpleasantand..
Luigi: Slow down, midget.
Mario: THE MIDGETS!!! THEY'RE COMING!!! AAHHHH
Mario hops aboard his flying Crème Saver.
Luigi: 0.o I want a flying Crème Saver.. And what the homeslice is he talking about??!?!
Homeslice: YO! DRAW SOMETHING BLOODY, DARK, AND FULL OF HATRED ON YOUR BOOK COVERS, MY PRETTIES
Luigi sails after him on his 400 pound PostIt! Note. And who knows who Homeslice is.
Some kid: He's my science teacher.
Kay..
Pirate: Arrrrggghhhh!!!!!
Toadsworth: Ne'ermaind
MovieFone guy: So Mario has to go to Whatever. To do yadda yadda yadda. Won't you hop Aboard his Adventure!?
Mario: Where'd the MovieFone guy come from??
Luigi; The banks of nowhere.
Mario: Where'd you come from?! I thought you were eaten by midgets.
Luigi: No, er, um, the Small Ones have spared my life and left me uneaten.
Mario: Joy!
Luigi; Hey Mario..
Mario: Jah?
Luigi: I hate to tell you this but,
Mario: Kay.
Luigi: Midgets are short right?
Mario: Jah.
Luigi: Take a look around. *COUGH*shorty*COUGH*
Mario: AHH!!!! I HAVE BEEN RECRUITED AS A MIDGET KNIGHT!!! Helllllllpppp meeeeeeeeee..
Luigi disappears except for his large, uncanny smiley grin.
Mario: Floating smiles don't scare me.. Big words do.
Jason: ch-ch-ch-ch...........-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Mario: Shut up Jason. Large lawnmowers and leaf blowers DO NOT scare me.
Jason: Chainsaw.
Mario: Huh. Those do when swung around like mullets.
Author's note: Mullets are VERY dangerous when swung.
Luigi appears.
Sound effects guy: POP! *snort*
Toadsworth: *appears*
Sound effects guy: POP! *giggle*
Toadsworth: Oh STOP WITH THE POPPING! Anyway we need to go the-the castle!
Ye The!
Luigi, Mario, and Toadsworth prancing toward Peach's castle banging coconuts together.
Sound effects guy: Claclump! Clacump! Claclump! Heehee
Luigi: This sound effects guy sucks.
Ye Guy Atop Ye Castle: Where did you get those coconuts?!?!
Luigi: I found them.
Ye Guy Atop Ye Castle: How could you have found them?! We live nowhere near any tropi cs!
Mario: It doesn't matter! Where's Peach!?
Ye Guy Atop Ye Castle: I will NOT let you go any further until you tell me!
Toadsworth: Erm.a sparrow carried them.
Ye Guy Atop Ye Castle: How could a 5 ounce bird carry a 1 pound coconut?
Luigi: 3 sparrows carried it together.
Ye Guy Atop Ye Castle: A'ite I'll buy it.
Will Mario and Luigi ever get to Princess Peach? Will they be smashed by swinging mullets? Will Jason ever come back for randomness? Will they have another encounter with Homeslice? Do any of you know who Homeslice is? Do I? Will I ever stop asking retarded questions? Do I wanna annoy you? Will I ever stop? Am I an undercover spy agent? Am I a killer budgie? Or do I own a killer budgie? Do you care? And how the homeslice can a mullet swing?
Homeslice: YAY! My name has been taken to Vainness!
Andross: Is this Venus?
Homeslice: No it's Vainness.
Andross: Drat. never take directions from a fox. *disappears*
Sound effects guy: P-
Director: STOP IT! Stop the popping!!! SACK HIM!!!
Sound effects guy: Yelp!
Wait a minute. Aren't I the director? And I'll sack him if I WANT TO! S.E.G., GET ME A DONUT!!
Sound effects guy: Yessssssssss masssssster
Director: Now the CoAssistantDirector!: OK..i'll punish myself *SMACK!*
Good Boy! Er girl. Um.. GOOD IT.