Disclaimer: I don't own anything except Dex and this plot.  And if eyes confessed things, is putting a blindfold on the same a gagging them?

SUPER DUPER DSCLAIMER: This is not an MST! I control everything that this fic says! The mini plot is mine! The character comment, though not the characters themselves are mine! This is not meant to upset anyone, it is just for fun!

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PLEASE READ! THIS HAS TO DO WITH THE FUTURE OF TWO CENTS!

Alright, as most of you know Two Cents got deleted again. Therefore, in order to save this fic, I'm going to have to put down some guidelines.

ONE!

This fic does contain some slash and femslash. Therefore, the rating will be upped to PG-13.

TWO!

I'm changing the name of this fic. Maybe if I change the name I can forego being frozen a second time.

THREE!

It has come to my attention that this may be construed as an interactive fic. So, in light of this, there will be no more voting! I will go down the scrapped voting list and choose the new couples at my discretion (it will be the ones with the most votes first) and write accordingly.

FOUR!

As far as shout-outs go…I've always done shout-outs, you all don't have to worry about that.

FIVE!

Third time may very well be the charm. Depending on what happens, if this fic is deleted a third time, I may have to let it go. If I can, I'll find any way I can to put it elsewhere, but it's an extreme chore to upload some forty-five chapters and keep losing all of the wonderful reviews I get.

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*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*A PERFECT RIETRO ROMANCE*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*

'I wonder what he's doing right now,' She thought as she brushed her fingers through her white bangs, 'Is he thinking of me?'

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Rogue: Mah Gawd, ah sound lahk a pathetic loser!

Beck: How did you get here?

Rogue: I'm not telling' ya how ah got heah! An ah'm doin' damage control!

Beck: Whatever.

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She scooped up her books and headed off to her next class.

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Rogue: Ah'm moonin' over somebody and ah'm at school?!  It cahn't get any worse.

Dexroth:  *snicker*  You shouldn't have said that.

Rogue: Don't mahke me hurt you, muse boy.

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Suddenly a blur swept past her.  "Hello Roguey.  What's up, Goth babe?"

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Rogue:..It got worse...

Dexroth:*smirk*

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She felt her knees go weak as she beheld the beautiful boy before her her.  His eyes sparkled merrily, complimenting his white hair beautifully.

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Pietro: I didn't know you though that way about me, Roguey.

Rogue: Ah'm gonna be sick.

Pietro: You know you want it.

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Ah yes.  How he loved to tease her.

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Dexroth: Blatant character point-of-view change!

Beck: Guilty.

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That sweet country goth.

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Dexroth: Somehow those words don't fit...What do you think Pietro?

Pietro: Don't bring me into this.

Rogue and Beck: Shut it, muse boy.

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She held his heart, his soul, everything.

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Pietro: Everything?  Ooo-oh.

Rogue: This shall not go unavenged.

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All he wanted from the untouchable goddess was a passionate, sweet kiss.

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Pietro:  Like I'd settle for one kiss.

Rogue begins to giggle madly.  Pietro hides behind Dex, who is looking very afraid.

The author continues, blissfully unaware.

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Before he knew what had happened he had closed the distance between them and kissed his beloved.

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Pietro:..whimper...

Rogue has begun to take off her gloves and advances towards Dex and Pietro.

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The kiss was long and beautiful, and the Rogue was surprised when the silver-haired mutant didn't fall unconscious. It was the power of true love that broke down the barriers.  And they would be together.  Forever.

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Rogue: Gag. Me. With. A. Spoon.

Beck:  Another job well done!  Where's my muse?  Dex?  * Turns to see Dex knocked out next to Pietro.  Then sees Rogue advancing*   Uhhhh...That's all folks!  Exit, Stage left!  * Runs away at a speed Pietro would be proud of. *

Rogue:  You aren't getting away that easy! * Runs after her WITH Pietro's speed. *

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Woo-hoo!  X-men toss in their two cents! 

Oh, and this is not an intentional dig at anyone.  It's just for fun.

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