Dragonflyr: (covered in so many bandages you can only see her eyes) Disclaimer on first page.
Dragonflyr: You, my faithful reviewers, requested another chapter, so here it is!
Hiei: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dragonflyr: YYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!
Hiei: (draws katana) This time I'll just do what I should have done in the first place and kill you now!
Dragonflyr: With that?! You couldn't cut butter with that!
Hiei: (looks down to find he is holing a rubber katana) What the... WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY KATANA!!!!!
Dragonflyr: I hid it stupid!
Hiei: GIVE IT BACK!!
Dragonflyr: So you can cut me into a million tiny pieces? I don't think so!
Hiei: Why you...
Dragonflyr: (in sing-song voice) Oh, Kurama....
(Kurama drags Hiei away as Hiei attempts to beat him with his rubber katana)
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(20 minutes after the start of practice)
Hiei: (Turns to Kurama) What do you do at baseball practice anyway?
Kurama: Well, with your pitcher gone, you should probably work on batting.
Hiei: Fine! What's the batting order?
Kurama: Whatever you want it to be.
Hiei: Great. (rolls eyes and turns to players who are still lined up) Alright, who wants to go first?
Who: No, I don't.
Hiei: What?
What: I don't wont to go first either.
Hiei: I wasn't talking to you.
What: Then why did you say my name?
Hiei: I didn't say your name.
What: Yes you did.
Hiei: No I didn't.
What: Yes you did!
Hiei: No I didn't!
What: YES YOU DID!
Hiei: NO I DIDN'T!
Kurama: Enough! Just start again, Hiei.
Hiei: (Gives Kurama his best death stare) FINE! Now, who wants to go first?
Who: I already told you, I don't want to go first.
Hiei: I didn't say you had to!
Who: Yes you did!
Hiei: When?
Who: Just now, and I'm telling you, I don't want to go first!
Hiei: BUT I-
Kurama: Hiei, perhaps you should try this another way.
Hiei: Fine! I'll "randomly" select someone to go first. (closes eyes and "randomly" points to a name on the roster) Why.
Kurama: Why what?
Hiei: No, Why.
Kurama: Why what?
Hiei: No, the player I chose!
Kurama: Yes, and which one was it?
Hiei: Why!
Kurama: Well, we need to know which one you chose or we'll never get anything done.
Hiei: Why!
Kurama: Because-oh, Hiei, just tell us who you picked!
Hiei: That's what I've been telling you!
Kurama: Then who was it?
Hiei: WHY!
Kurama: I just told you why!
Hiei: WHAT?! Oh, forget it! I'll just pick someone else!
Kurama: Alright.
Hiei: (Closes eyes and "randomly" selects another name) Today.
Kurama: What's today?
Hiei: No, Today!
Kurama: Yes, what about today.
Hiei: (trying hard to controll his frustration) Today is the day you die if you don't stop confusing me!
Kurama: How am I confusing you?
Hiei: I'M NOT SURE BUT YOU VERY GOOD AT IT!!!
Kurama: Just tell us who you picked.
Hiei: I already told you, Today!
Kurama: No, you haven't told me anything today.
Hiei: What?
What: I already told you I-
Hiei: DON'T SAY YOU DON'T WANT TO GO FIRST!!! I DIDN'T SAY YOU HAD TO!!!
What: YES YOU DID!!!
Hiei: (Draws katana) One more word and it'll be your last!
What: Is that katana made out of rubber?
Hiei: Damn Dragonflyr...
Kurama: You still haven't told me who you picked.
Hiei: YES I HAVE!!! I'VE SAID IT THREE TIMES ALREADY!!! I PICKED TODAY!!!
Kurama: Well yes, this is today so you would have picked the name today. But I want to know which name you picked, not when you picked it.
Hiei: BUT I ALREADY-Oh, maybe I should just pick another name.
Kurama: Yes, third times the charm.
Hiei: (Closes eyes and picks third name)
Kurama: Who did you pick?
Hiei: I Don't Give A Damn.
Kurama: About what?
Hiei: What are you talking about now?!
Kurama: You don't give a damn about what?
Hiei: What?
What: Why don't you give a damn about me?
Hiei: What, I didn't say that. I mean I don't give a damn about you, but I didn't say that.
What: Yes you did! And you just said it again!
Hiei: Well yeah, I said it now, but only because you asked, baka!
What: Why are you so mean?!
Hiei: WHY ARE YOU SO ANNOYING!!!
What: I'M NOT ANNOYING!!!
Hiei: YES YOU ARE!!! YOUR EVEN WORSE THAN KUWABAKA!!!
What: I. AM. NOT. ANNOYING!!!
Hiei: YES. YOU. ARE!!!
Kurama: No he's not!!!
Hiei: STAY OUT OF THIS, FOX!!! (turns back to What) AND YOU ARE TOO ANNOYING!!!
What: AND YOU'RE MEAN!!! (runs away crying)
Kurama: Now we're out a second baseman too. Who did you pick anyway?
Hiei: I told you, I Don't Give A Damn.
Kurama: Well, if you feel that way maybe you'd be better off leaving.
Hiei: THANK YOU! I'D BE GLAD TO!!!
Gym teacher: Where are you going!?!?
Hiei: BACK OFF! I'VE HAD ENOUGH!
Gym teacher: DON'T TALK TO ME THAT WAY YOUNG MAN! THE BASEBALL TEAM IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY!
Hiei: Not anymore.
Gym teacher: Talk back one more time and I'll have you doing 1,000 push-ups! (is spiting as he talks and foaming at the mouth) Now shouldn't you be doing drills or something!
Kurama: We're practicing batting.
Gym teacher: So which one of these maggots is up first?
Hiei: FOR THE LAST TIME, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!!!!
Gym teacher: What did you say to me, boy?
(Three hours later, in the rain)
Hiei: (doing push-ups while Gym teacher watches with whip ready in hand) 956...957...958...
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dragonflyr: Ha, ha, ha!
Hiei: I may not have my katana, but I can still beat the shit out of you!
(takes one step toward Dragonflyr, steps in path of security laser, and has an anvil dropped on his head)
Dragonflyr: Sorry Shorty, but I've learned my lesson. From now on, I'm taking extra precautions. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
Hiei: (in small voice) Somebody help me
Dragonflyr: You, my faithful reviewers, requested another chapter, so here it is!
Hiei: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dragonflyr: YYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!
Hiei: (draws katana) This time I'll just do what I should have done in the first place and kill you now!
Dragonflyr: With that?! You couldn't cut butter with that!
Hiei: (looks down to find he is holing a rubber katana) What the... WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY KATANA!!!!!
Dragonflyr: I hid it stupid!
Hiei: GIVE IT BACK!!
Dragonflyr: So you can cut me into a million tiny pieces? I don't think so!
Hiei: Why you...
Dragonflyr: (in sing-song voice) Oh, Kurama....
(Kurama drags Hiei away as Hiei attempts to beat him with his rubber katana)
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(20 minutes after the start of practice)
Hiei: (Turns to Kurama) What do you do at baseball practice anyway?
Kurama: Well, with your pitcher gone, you should probably work on batting.
Hiei: Fine! What's the batting order?
Kurama: Whatever you want it to be.
Hiei: Great. (rolls eyes and turns to players who are still lined up) Alright, who wants to go first?
Who: No, I don't.
Hiei: What?
What: I don't wont to go first either.
Hiei: I wasn't talking to you.
What: Then why did you say my name?
Hiei: I didn't say your name.
What: Yes you did.
Hiei: No I didn't.
What: Yes you did!
Hiei: No I didn't!
What: YES YOU DID!
Hiei: NO I DIDN'T!
Kurama: Enough! Just start again, Hiei.
Hiei: (Gives Kurama his best death stare) FINE! Now, who wants to go first?
Who: I already told you, I don't want to go first.
Hiei: I didn't say you had to!
Who: Yes you did!
Hiei: When?
Who: Just now, and I'm telling you, I don't want to go first!
Hiei: BUT I-
Kurama: Hiei, perhaps you should try this another way.
Hiei: Fine! I'll "randomly" select someone to go first. (closes eyes and "randomly" points to a name on the roster) Why.
Kurama: Why what?
Hiei: No, Why.
Kurama: Why what?
Hiei: No, the player I chose!
Kurama: Yes, and which one was it?
Hiei: Why!
Kurama: Well, we need to know which one you chose or we'll never get anything done.
Hiei: Why!
Kurama: Because-oh, Hiei, just tell us who you picked!
Hiei: That's what I've been telling you!
Kurama: Then who was it?
Hiei: WHY!
Kurama: I just told you why!
Hiei: WHAT?! Oh, forget it! I'll just pick someone else!
Kurama: Alright.
Hiei: (Closes eyes and "randomly" selects another name) Today.
Kurama: What's today?
Hiei: No, Today!
Kurama: Yes, what about today.
Hiei: (trying hard to controll his frustration) Today is the day you die if you don't stop confusing me!
Kurama: How am I confusing you?
Hiei: I'M NOT SURE BUT YOU VERY GOOD AT IT!!!
Kurama: Just tell us who you picked.
Hiei: I already told you, Today!
Kurama: No, you haven't told me anything today.
Hiei: What?
What: I already told you I-
Hiei: DON'T SAY YOU DON'T WANT TO GO FIRST!!! I DIDN'T SAY YOU HAD TO!!!
What: YES YOU DID!!!
Hiei: (Draws katana) One more word and it'll be your last!
What: Is that katana made out of rubber?
Hiei: Damn Dragonflyr...
Kurama: You still haven't told me who you picked.
Hiei: YES I HAVE!!! I'VE SAID IT THREE TIMES ALREADY!!! I PICKED TODAY!!!
Kurama: Well yes, this is today so you would have picked the name today. But I want to know which name you picked, not when you picked it.
Hiei: BUT I ALREADY-Oh, maybe I should just pick another name.
Kurama: Yes, third times the charm.
Hiei: (Closes eyes and picks third name)
Kurama: Who did you pick?
Hiei: I Don't Give A Damn.
Kurama: About what?
Hiei: What are you talking about now?!
Kurama: You don't give a damn about what?
Hiei: What?
What: Why don't you give a damn about me?
Hiei: What, I didn't say that. I mean I don't give a damn about you, but I didn't say that.
What: Yes you did! And you just said it again!
Hiei: Well yeah, I said it now, but only because you asked, baka!
What: Why are you so mean?!
Hiei: WHY ARE YOU SO ANNOYING!!!
What: I'M NOT ANNOYING!!!
Hiei: YES YOU ARE!!! YOUR EVEN WORSE THAN KUWABAKA!!!
What: I. AM. NOT. ANNOYING!!!
Hiei: YES. YOU. ARE!!!
Kurama: No he's not!!!
Hiei: STAY OUT OF THIS, FOX!!! (turns back to What) AND YOU ARE TOO ANNOYING!!!
What: AND YOU'RE MEAN!!! (runs away crying)
Kurama: Now we're out a second baseman too. Who did you pick anyway?
Hiei: I told you, I Don't Give A Damn.
Kurama: Well, if you feel that way maybe you'd be better off leaving.
Hiei: THANK YOU! I'D BE GLAD TO!!!
Gym teacher: Where are you going!?!?
Hiei: BACK OFF! I'VE HAD ENOUGH!
Gym teacher: DON'T TALK TO ME THAT WAY YOUNG MAN! THE BASEBALL TEAM IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY!
Hiei: Not anymore.
Gym teacher: Talk back one more time and I'll have you doing 1,000 push-ups! (is spiting as he talks and foaming at the mouth) Now shouldn't you be doing drills or something!
Kurama: We're practicing batting.
Gym teacher: So which one of these maggots is up first?
Hiei: FOR THE LAST TIME, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!!!!
Gym teacher: What did you say to me, boy?
(Three hours later, in the rain)
Hiei: (doing push-ups while Gym teacher watches with whip ready in hand) 956...957...958...
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dragonflyr: Ha, ha, ha!
Hiei: I may not have my katana, but I can still beat the shit out of you!
(takes one step toward Dragonflyr, steps in path of security laser, and has an anvil dropped on his head)
Dragonflyr: Sorry Shorty, but I've learned my lesson. From now on, I'm taking extra precautions. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
Hiei: (in small voice) Somebody help me