Celesita: Hey hey hey peoples. Welcome to Collar The Rooster. This is a Sanosuke/Megumi fic and I am going to write my first lemon! WHOHOO!

Sano: *muttering in the corner* Finally finally finally

Megumi: Finally what?

Sano: *swoops her up* finally you will be mine

Megumi: eep!

Kenshin: Oro? *Looks at Kauru as his eyes glint yellow*

Kauru: Kenshin..?

Celestia: yeah.umm.who will do the disclaimer? Saitoh you do it.

*Sano and Megumi making out, Kenshin staring at Kauru, Yahiko is off at the Akabeko for now*

Saitoh: Why me?

Celestia: Because I say so. Plus if you don't you know what comes.starts with a Y starts with a Y.and no soba.

Saitoh: -_-;; Celestia owns nothing. She doesn't own Rurouni Kenshin. So don't sue.

Celestia: Thank you Saitoh. *looks around* okay seems like we better get on with fanfic.

To Collar A Rooster Welcome Home

Yahiko ran into the medical center upsetting a few patients. "Megumi! Genshei-sensei! Guess what!?" He yelled wildly while waving around a piece of paper. Genshei-sensei came trotting in, "What is it Yahiko?" Yahiko grinned, "We just got a letter from Sano! He is coming home soon! Kenshin compared the date on the letter to today's date and he concluded that Sano will be here this week!" Genshei-sensei shook his head, "What? Slow down Yahiko." Yahiko screamed, "SANO'S COMING HOME!!!!!!" Genshei-sensei smiled as he looked at Megumi in the corner who was leaning against the wall. "That's good. That's very good indeed." Yahiko followed his eyes and blinked.

Later Megumi was in her room staring at her trunk full of personal possessions. Sanosuke was coming home. Here. Back to Japan. She opened the trunk and took something out. Looking at it she remembered how even though she always pretended to chase after Kenshin it was Sanosuke who held her heart. He was so rough but caring at the same time. She who was always so perfect needed something less perfect in her life. Then he left. Before she had a chance to tell him how she felt. How she.no don't go there yet. She clenched the possession tighter. This time he was not going to get away.

Celestia: Sorry for the shortness but you know you love me anyway. Next chapter will be longer. I promise you.

Enishi: A lot of good that does.

Celestia: hmm.can someone ask for reviews?

Kenshin: This one will! But may this one ask why?

Celestia: oh isn't he so cute when he talks like that. *grabs her katana* Be back soon. Enishi?

Enishi: Yeah what?

Celestia: ; Come here.

CENSERED!!!!

Kenshin: umm.okay so please review. Celestia-dono does not really expect any reviews for this chapter but please review later.