Disclaimer: yeah we don't own it.

NA (A.K.A. Nomysp's angel): HA HA Suckers! We're back!

Faith: Yes we are

NA: Yeah after some idiot reported our other story we started a new one and guess what else, we moved avalanche to R so you can't report it. And I reckon the person who reported us was some over obsessed J.P or Viggo fangirl, and you didn't like the fact we were portraying them as gay.

Faith: For the love of God ignore her. There will be no J.P or Viggo being Gay in this story it's meant to entertain with a little bit of romance in it. And it has OC's in it because FOR ONCE I wanted to put them in so blame me if you hate the OC characters.

NA: Yes blame her. For once

Faith: The pairings are-

NA: Don't tell them dumb-ass let them work it out for themselves

Faith: Yeah all right here goes

SUPER POWERS!!!! For lack of a better title.

Chapter One

The day dawned bright and early for some in the Lodge. Rahzell was up at
seven, getting everything ready for the day's race at 10 am.

For others, the day started with extreme smashing of alarm clocks.

"YOU BLOODY PIECE OF SHI-"

"SHUT UP, YOU DAWG, BEFORE I LAY A SMACKDOWN ON YA!"

Moby's alarm clock lay in pieces on the floor.



Alex Taylor was rudely awakened by the sound of a good friend of her's going
through his usual morning routine.
She sighed and pulled the covers up over her head.



Sandy Thomas woke up to a hyper active twelve-year-old jumping up and down
on the bed she shared with Psymon.

"Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Psymon, Psymon, Psymon, Psymon, Psymon," Griff
chanted.

"GET OFF OUT BED, YOU LITTLE FUC-"

"PSYMON!" Sandy interrupted him, knowing too well that Griff's vocabulary
had not yet been corrupted to the extent of Psymon's. "Griff, Hon, go back
to your own room, could ya?"

"I'm so excited! We're racing today!" Griff said.

"I know, but you need to preserve your energy," Sandy said. Psymon started
to mutter something offensive, so Sandy slid her hand down to
his-er-manliness and threatened to squeeze. Psymon abruptly shut up.

Griff looked like he had never heard of the concept of preserving energy,
but skipped out of the room anyway.

To Psymon, Sandy's earlier threat was way below the belt. Literally.

"You're mean," he stated.

"Shut up and finish what you started last night,"

Psymon didn't need telling twice.



It took a while to get everyone up and accounted for, but they managed it
with the help of Rahzell storming up and down the corridors with a
loudspeaker.

JP, unfortunately, was unable to race, thanks to Psymon jumping on Luther's
back, causing them both to topple on the poor Frenchman. The combined weight
was enough to keep anyone from boarding for a while.

Once Rahzell had tried to have a go at Psymon for his prank, and failed
miserably-as Psymon came out of his office laughing hysterically- Rahzell
almost herded all them out of the door to the starting point, making most of
them miss breakfast. "You should have got up earlier," Rahzell had snapped
when Sandy and Moby complained. Moby made a stupid face behind his back,
making Alex and Sandy laugh, when Rahzell call back to them that Moby would
be missing out on all meals for a while if he didn't get it right. The look
on Moby's face had made Sandy and Alex laugh even harder.

Now they were all lining up, ready to start the race in five minutes.
Rahzell scanned the boarders, and then sighed.

"Taylor, where are Thomas and Jones?" he asked Alex. She started to shrug
and then spotted something over his shoulder. Grinning slightly, she
answered.

"Do you remember how you herded us out of the lodge without food?" Rahzell
nodded. "Well, I'm afraid some can't board on an empty stomach. Enter Moby
and Sandy," she gestured over his shoulder. Rahzell turned around and
spotted the two walking up the track, stuffing their mouths with food from
the burger van.

"I should have been an accountant," and he sighed once more.

"Well at least some of us do as we're told," Marisol said

"Marisol shut up!" Psymon called, Marisol pouted and turned back to Seeiah.

"Stupid Psycho," She muttered. Psymon heard

"Oh, bite me fat ass,"

"I am not fat!!" Marisol argued as Sandy stopped next to Psymon with a
mouthful of hot-dog.

"Yeah you are," Psymon argued gleefully "Fat ass and big tits,"

"God all men want the same thing!!!" Marisol said shooting this at J.P who
just shrugged

"Well they're not gonna have an intellectual conversation with you are
they!" Sandy cried

"TAKE THAT BACK!" Marisol yelled

"MAKE ME!" Sandy screamed back.

"FINE I WILL!!" Marisol said starting towards her, after about five minutes
it took the combined efforts of Nate and Brodi to stop them going at each
other.

"Are you finished?" Rahzell asked finally

"With the argument yes. With that stupid Murderdolls wannabe no!" Marisol
said

"Implants!" Sandy cried

"Bitch!"

"Penile!"

"THAT'S ENOUGH!" Rahzell yelled finally. Elise sniggered behind Rahzell's
back, taking out his walkie-talkie. Rahzell spoke into it. "Atomika are you
ready?" He asked

"Yeah Radio BIG are ready to go," Came the reply

"Good," Rahzell said "This only a practice run so only those of you that
want to have to race,"

"Good," Seeiah said, "I need food," It was eventually decided that Viggo,
Luther, Eddie and Seeiah would go get some grub whilst J.P watched.

Mac sighed and stuck the headphones from his MP3 player over his ears, man
everyone was so uptight they needed to chill. "O.K are you all ready?"
Rahzell asked. Mac failed to hear this so Kaori bopped him on the head. He
took his headphones off and turned to Rahzell.

"What?"

"Rahzell said 'are you ready unic?'" Psymon said

"I did not!!" Rahzell cried.

"Yeah, you did," Allegra agreed.

"MAC IS NOT A UNIC!" Kaori yelled the talking and arguing getting on the
younger competitors nerves. Psymon cackled gleefully, whilst everyone turned
to her.

"Kaori do you even know what that means?" Brodi asked.

"Not really," Kaori replied.

"Well uh? Kaori it means uh." Mac was finding it hard to speak and stop
himself going red at the same time.

"It means a guy that can't get hard ons," Moby explained.

"Unlike me!" Psymon cried, Sandy rolled her eyes.

"No, you're just a megalomaniac," she told him.

"What the hell's that?" Griff asked among sniggers. Psymon growled,

"I'll tell you," He started.

"PSYMON!!" Everyone yelled. Rahzell sighed again.

"O.K GO!" He yelled finally getting each boarder to set off and leave him in
peace, he sighed. "Next time I'll listen to my mother," he told himself

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Allegra smirked, she was first, not that it was a race or anything but she
was still first. Viggo should have raced so then they could have kicked
Elise and Nate's butt together. Allegra started singing the tune to
Yellowcard as she raced then groaned, she wasn't first-Brodi was. Oh Man,
Brodi was to fast to catch he had boarded with Alpine boards he was too
fast, unless. Allegra smiled and pushed herself forwards.



Alex was busy singing the tune to Finger 11 as she boarded down the course.
She saw a jump ahead and grinned taking off, she performed a Judo and was
gonna land when-

"BOLLOX!!!!!"

"MOBY JONES!!!!!!!!"

"Oooops" Moby muttered looking down at his mate. "Hey Alex. What are doing
down there" Alex's face began to heat ip at beginning so close to Moby.

"You're on top of me, tosser," she stated, her calm tone the exact opposite
from what her insides where doing.

"Uh?????????????????????????" It took a second to clock in. "Oh right,"

"Wanna get off me?" She asked.

"Not pati-"

"Finish that and you're dead, get off!"

"Oh right.............." he said, but still not moving.

"Moby?"

"Are you two gonna get up or not!?" Sandy said coming to a halt to the side
of them and smirking at the two of them. Alex threw her a dirty look, which
Sandy returned. Thankfully Moby did not notice their little 'exchange'.

"Oh right" Moby said getting up and pulling Alex to her feet. Alex brushed
herself off and stopped, staring up the mountain, she pointed.

"Ack" Moby said, for the lack of a better word.

"Sandy, move" Alex advised.

"Why?" The Dark girl asked.

"Just do as you're told and bloody move!" Alex almost yelled but she was too
late.

"IN THE SNOW I AM SINGING,

ALL AROUND ME EARS ARE RINGING

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT FOR CAUSING SOME FRIGHT,

KAORI'S SCARED SHITLESS IN MY WINTER WONDERLAND!!!" Sandy turned around at
the sound of his voice to see Psymon smashed into her. The pair of them flew
forwards about fifteen feet.

"Told ya, love" Moby commented.



"PSYMON STARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Oh, I wonder who that could be?" Elise asked herself sarcastically.

"I hope she's all right," Nate commented.

"She will be, she'll just be pissed and cranky at the same time," Elise
said. "You been following me Logan?"

"No, just wait," Nate said, Elise rolled her eyes as someone crept up behind
her. Nate smirked and raised his eyebrow.

"What are you laughing at Logan?" Elise asked.

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" Elise screamed and jumped fifty foot in
the air as Griff and Nate rolled around in laughter.

"THAT WAS NOT FUNNY!!" Elise cried. This only made Griff and Nate laugh
more. Elise growled forcing the two to shut up pronto.



Marisol at the moment was busy racing down a separate part of the course.
"Damn the inferno bitch," She muttered switching between rapid, Latin,
American and English. "And that ice Queen too," she added angrily.

"You should concentrate more," Called a voice behind her. Marisol turned
sharply to Zoë. "What's the matter Sparky? Am I too tough for you?"

"Stuff it you stupid tribal woman," Marisol snapped, Zoë snickered. Marisol
was only more angered in her current state. Normally her and Zoë were on
good terms but since Sandy was annoying her, she had no time to put on her
make-up, she had had less than eight hours sleep and she was pretty cranky
this morning so she let that slip.

Zoë didn't take the tribal remark well, "Get back here you fat assed bitch!"

"I am not fat assed!!!!" Marisol argued.

"Yeah well from this view" Zoë muttered, Marisol growled in anger, Zoë was
gonna pay. She swerved her board to a stop and as Zoë went passed dived on
her causing both boarders to topple down the hill. Needless to say both
women weren't to pleased about the toppling and blamed each other.

"FUCKED UP SLUT!!!"

"FUCKED UP TRIBAL COW!!!"



"Brodi!! Wait for me!!" Allegra yelled smiling. Brodi turned around but did
nothing.

"Your fate's clear, Allegra. You're not gonna win!"

"We'll see about that, Ford!" Allegra hollered, but unfortunately for her
she missed the rock in front of her, she smashed into it and ended up
kissing snow.

"DAMN IT!!!" She cried. Brodi stopped and turned back, sighing whilst
smiling slightly, he got off his board picked it up and walked over to her.
He offered a hand to her and pulled her upright.

"Thanks," Allegra muttered. Before Brodi could say anything else, they both
heard the unmistakable sound of a car crash on the road above the course.
They both looked up and saw a gigantic tanker with the words 'TOXIC WATSE'
stamped across the die hovering dangerously over the cliff.

"Oh, shit," they both muttered together.



Moby saw the tanker hanging over the edge of the cliff. "IT'S GONNA BLOW!!"
he yelled, raising the alarm. "FIND COVER, NOW!"

Without another word-or thought- he grabbed Alex by the arm and ran to an
outcropping of rocks on the other side of the course. Once they were safely
behind the rocks and crouched out of sight, he let go of her.

"What the hell?" Alex asked.

"Listen, love, that tanker's about to blow! Keep your head down!" he warned,
as she looked over the top of the rocks.

"Sandy and Psymon are still out there!" she said desperately. "Psymon's
stuck in his bindings!"

She started to stand up, but Moby grabbed her and pulled her back down.

"What the hell are you doing?" he growled.

"Sandy's my best mate! I can't just leave her!" Alex said, her face
contorted with worry.

Kind of like the worry Moby was feeling for her right now.

Without another word, she got up and left, running out to where Sandy and
Psymon were stuck.

"Only a bloody woman," Moby groaned, and rushed out after her.


Rahzell saw the tanker overhanging the course, and spotted thirteen of his boarders desperately trying to find cover. He grabbed
his coat and rushed out to the course in attempt to help them out.

He was only half way down the course when the tanker exploded, the explosion
shaking the mountain and the thirteen boarders and one
official caught up in the blast.

~*~*~*~


"They're all alive," a doctor informed the unhurt members of the SSX gang-
Eddie audibly sighed.

They were all pacing in the waiting room of the small hospital nearby,
waiting for news of their unconscious- and, for a moment, feared dead-
friends, and even enemies.

"But," the doctor started.

'No, I don't like buts' J.P thought.

"There was a complication with the toxic waste in the tanker,"

'And I don't like complications either.'

"They have the usual scratches and bruises, but there seems to be something
going on with their cells in their bloodstream,"

"What do you mean?" asked Viggo, his face pale.

"Their cells are multiplying and mutating at an unusual rate. In fact, I've
never seen anything like this before," the doctor admitted.

"Are you going to tell us whatever point you're making or are we going to
have to guess?" Eddie yelled, standing up. He was pulled back into his seat
by Seeiah

The doctor sighed. "What I'm trying to say is . . . I'm not sure if any of
them will wake up at all,"