A/N I feel I begin every update with an apology. Sorry, sorry, really
sorry. Yes sorry. Hmm my key board seems to have gone a bit mad,
Interesting. Anyhow I was reading over my fic and I found that it really
didn't follow any coherent plot line, and that depressed me quite a bit. So
this time, I will try to pick up where I left off, and so progress in some
manner. Thank you for your patience. (and your reviews.......review!)
Chapter 6: Oh. My. God.
The crew had mixed feelings about Jack's 'recovery'.
Ana had decided it was high time that she got the break that she so richly deserved. However the universe had other plans for her.
"Ana?"
"Will?"
"Ana...."
"Will??"
"Ana..."
"WILL!"
"Come to think of it Miss Ana, it really doesn't matter after all..." Ana sighed. It was hard being the only remotely sane person on board. This had to stop. And the only way to stop it was to do the unthinkable. Have a rational conversation with Jack. She shuddered at the very thought.
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"Jack?"
"Ana?"
"Jack."
"Ana."
"I got to talk to ye Jack."
"Eh?"
"It's abou' the boy."
"The whelp boy?"
"Yea, youn' Will."
"Wha' about 'im? He hasn't fallen over agai' 'as he?" he gave a concerned little squint into the water.
"No."
"Oh. Thas good. Be seein ye later then?"
"Righ'."
Ana turned and walked out the door feeling strangely satisfied.
She stopped. She thought.
"Oh. Fuck.
JAAAACK!"
"What!"
"I need to talk to ye!"
"Wasn't tha' jus' wha' we were doin?"
"Yea....I mean no. MY GOD JACK SPARROW YOU LE' ME IN NOW!"
The door opened slowly.
"Cap'n Jack Sparrow..."
"Do ye like him at all?"
"Who?"
"The boy." Ana grated.
"The whelp boy?"
"Yes."
Jack shrugged "I wouln't kick him outta bed if ye know wha' I- "
"I do." "Is tha' all then?"
"So yer sayin yer not secretly madly in love with the boy?"
"The whelp boy?"
"Yes."
Jack scrunched up his nose "I dun think so. Am I?"
"Are you?"
Jack shrugged.
"Ye'll never confess yer love to him then shag like rabbits?"
"Uuum, improbable."
"HA! Tha's not impossible!" Any ground gained was good ground.
"I guess it coul' happen.... Maybe... who knows."
Comparatively it had gone very well.
TBC A/N JSW: AHHHH! How can I salvage this!
Johnny: -shrugs-
JSW: Uh, excuse me, but who are you?
Johnny: Oh hi, I'm Johnny Depp.
JSW: 0.0
Johnny: Uh hey, I saw this guy in a crazy getup chasing this blonde girl with pointy ears.... Should I be worried.
JSW: Yes and no.
Johnny: Alright.
-silence-
Jack: I'LL GET YE YOU NANCIN PRICK!
Legolas: AHHHHHHHHH!
JSW: Mostly yes........
Chapter 6: Oh. My. God.
The crew had mixed feelings about Jack's 'recovery'.
Ana had decided it was high time that she got the break that she so richly deserved. However the universe had other plans for her.
"Ana?"
"Will?"
"Ana...."
"Will??"
"Ana..."
"WILL!"
"Come to think of it Miss Ana, it really doesn't matter after all..." Ana sighed. It was hard being the only remotely sane person on board. This had to stop. And the only way to stop it was to do the unthinkable. Have a rational conversation with Jack. She shuddered at the very thought.
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"Jack?"
"Ana?"
"Jack."
"Ana."
"I got to talk to ye Jack."
"Eh?"
"It's abou' the boy."
"The whelp boy?"
"Yea, youn' Will."
"Wha' about 'im? He hasn't fallen over agai' 'as he?" he gave a concerned little squint into the water.
"No."
"Oh. Thas good. Be seein ye later then?"
"Righ'."
Ana turned and walked out the door feeling strangely satisfied.
She stopped. She thought.
"Oh. Fuck.
JAAAACK!"
"What!"
"I need to talk to ye!"
"Wasn't tha' jus' wha' we were doin?"
"Yea....I mean no. MY GOD JACK SPARROW YOU LE' ME IN NOW!"
The door opened slowly.
"Cap'n Jack Sparrow..."
"Do ye like him at all?"
"Who?"
"The boy." Ana grated.
"The whelp boy?"
"Yes."
Jack shrugged "I wouln't kick him outta bed if ye know wha' I- "
"I do." "Is tha' all then?"
"So yer sayin yer not secretly madly in love with the boy?"
"The whelp boy?"
"Yes."
Jack scrunched up his nose "I dun think so. Am I?"
"Are you?"
Jack shrugged.
"Ye'll never confess yer love to him then shag like rabbits?"
"Uuum, improbable."
"HA! Tha's not impossible!" Any ground gained was good ground.
"I guess it coul' happen.... Maybe... who knows."
Comparatively it had gone very well.
TBC A/N JSW: AHHHH! How can I salvage this!
Johnny: -shrugs-
JSW: Uh, excuse me, but who are you?
Johnny: Oh hi, I'm Johnny Depp.
JSW: 0.0
Johnny: Uh hey, I saw this guy in a crazy getup chasing this blonde girl with pointy ears.... Should I be worried.
JSW: Yes and no.
Johnny: Alright.
-silence-
Jack: I'LL GET YE YOU NANCIN PRICK!
Legolas: AHHHHHHHHH!
JSW: Mostly yes........