I have now added to my collection of Gollum poems! I came up with this one
in the middle of the night, I think, a while ago. Pardon the randomness.
Take note, this is NOT meant to be serious. - Diamond

Sméagol's Only Love

Who will protect us
From our dark and hateful life?
Who will take poor Sméagol
And be his lovely wife?

Poor Sméagol is all alone;
He has no one to embrace;
Who will take poor Sméagol
And kiss his pretty face?

For he has had a hard life
And a wicked and a bad,
But does that mean that Sméagol
Won't be a lovely dad?

And maybe we shall ponder
How we found our only love
And Sméagol will say,
"We was guided from above."