I figure I owe it to you reviewers to finish this insanity. Sorry it has taken so long. And, sorry sorry that I am subjecting you to this tragic tale!!!
Again...thank you so much for the reviews )Over these three long years I have been searching for the characters that I accidentily left on the sinking Titanic.
Guess I should have known it was to sink.
My bad!
There are many islands out here, but I figure they ended up on the one infested with zombies. They never have very good luck.
Plus a deranged monkey has been seen on that island. His description fitting that of Nemo.
News channel had described the monkey as an undistinguishable, hairy mess.
Must be Nemo!
Let's see what all the characters are up to, shall we?
How nice, looks like they have built a house for themselves.
Little board on the door says:
Shoot the Monkey if you see it!!!
Not very nice.
Seems I don't have a key to this door eventhough it is in my story. Darn it.
"Actually," states a voice out of nowhere that sounds much like gay Toms' voice, "we built it outside the story words, so you can't come in."
That is highly unlikely.
"Plus," he hands me some papers, "I rewrote the story without you as author. Seems all of us are much happier now."
Yuck...that can't work out.
I'll just take his story, turn it over and continue this one.
Quickly write:
'New story by gay Tom is trashed and the front door is open to old author.'
Front door opens for me.
Gay Tom throws a temper tantrum on the front porch as I enjoy a view of the home. Seems very cozy, except for the many nude photo's of Nemo and the banner reading, 'ZOMBIES NEED LOVE TOO.'
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" exclaims Mina as she comes down the steps, "Graymoon is in the house! Get Out, Get Out!!!"
She is a bit hysterical. Now it is time for me to pop back to the keyboard and begin my end to this story.
Tom comes back into the house, his face crimson with rage. He looks very bad in red. Gay boys usually look better in pink.
With so much gayness going on, I do wonder where...
Oh...
Dorian enters from the kitchen, now leaning on his cane in front of the fireplace, "Did you bring any mirrors. I'm about to go mad without mirrors." He wets his fingers, then slides them over his perfect brows, "And, for the last time, I am not gay."
Mina is now tearing around trying to find where I have gone off too, but she stops to punch Dorian straight in the face.
Guess their love for each other has expired.
Jekyll and Skinner enter next. Now I think I understand the banner.
They look horrible. All flesh falling off them and...
"We're counting each peice of flesh that falls off." says Jekyll.
"Ay mate, that 'uz the twelveth peice right there. Right on the rug by Dorian's feet. Quite a nice peice if I don't say so myself." Skinner says and, to my disgust, picks it up and puts it in a baggy.
"Thank you Skinner." says Dorian, "I pride myself on being the nicest peice of..."
"Not you, you bloody girly boy." says Skinner as his pointing finger falls to the floor, "I hate when 'at happens."
"The least you could do is fix them!" screams Mina as she pushes Dorian into the fireplace. He turns into a pile of ashes and then pops right back up into full form,"That better not have messed up my hair."
I put some makeup on Jekyll and Skinner trying to make them look at least half human. Do wonder how many zombies got to them. Yikes!
Also wonder why gay Tom would let those two get into such a predicament. I would never have let them get eaten in such a manner. Maybe giant spiders, but not zombies! That is so yesterday.
"They were a sacrifice to the zombies. Dorian made me do it." says gay Tom as he points wildly at Dorian, "He's always making me do mean things."
Dorian rolls his eyes and blows gay Tom a kiss.
"There were three on me and ten on Skinner." says Jekyll.
"Don't forget me." says Hyde.
Jekyll rolls his eyes, "For the last time!!! You and I are the same!!!"
Ekkk...Jekyll seems to be really angry. Maybe some therapy would help. Or a book on how to handle becoming a zombie. Or a lovely cookbook with recipes for finger fries and torso stew.
Now we venture to Quartermain who is on the phone in the kitchen. Seems to be saying something rather sexual into the phone. His heads all have cell phones and they are doing the same.
Get closer and realize that he seems to still have that hotline of his. Don't really want to know what he is selling now.
Oh...and our favorite ghost!
Standing at the kitchen counter, his eyes looking most vicious, his fingers tapping on the countertop, "Where in the hell have you been?"
Long pause here to tell him some made up story and then...
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." is all he says as he disappears out onto the deck and over the railing.
Very nice deck. Until I see who is on it.
Nemo is out on the deck in a very small gown, his hairy mess of a body sticking out all over the place.
He has on a crown and seems to be serving tea.
I do wonder who bought him the outfit and the tea set. Seems to be quite an expensive little tea set made of china.
"Quarterman has been buying him all sorts of crap." says ghost Tom as he enters the kitchen again, "He also has a freakin' Easy Bake Oven."
Tom still sounds angry and mad for some reason.
"Plus," Tom says now as he flicks one of Q's heads, "that hairy plague doesn't find it weird to wear little dresses and no underwear."
Quartermain, who has been on the phone up until now releases a huge flame from his mouth that goes straight through Tom, catching the curtains on fire.
Mina rushes in to put the fire out, "Could you cure him of his acid indigestion." she drops the curtains into the sink, "PLEASE!!!"
I ponder where the baby that was in her belly has gone to.
"The baby..." says Mina as she storms out of the kitchen,"come see."
Yikes! Guess I should have given the kid a face. Shoot!!!
Stop story here in order to give baby a small sweet face and eyebrows as dark as Dorian's.
Hear screaming from downstairs and then Dorian enters the nursery. He is eyebrowless.
"The baby has my eyebrows!" he exclaims.
"And Mina's mouth!" says gay Tom looking horrified.
A perfectly good way to shut Mina up.
Do wonder where the lephrechaun and Frederick are right now. Had thought they would be out playing with Nemo.
Dark stare again from ghost Tom, "You seem to have forgotten about the whale that still thinks it is my mother."
Huh...
"Down for a nap!" sings the whale from the hallway.
"You know how freakin' weird it is to have a singing whale living in your home?"
Have no idea and really do not care.
"Anyway," says gay Tom, "I found the pink pen and that is what I wrote the new story with."
Pondering this.
"So you have to go now."
"Nope. Has to be ten chapters to this story. You didn't find the right pen. Trust me on that one." says me as I check the drawers again. Yep, still there.
"But I will find it!" says Tom very angerly, "And when I do..."
Suddenly there is a loud commotion from the deck. Everyone runs out to see that Nemo is running around with his behind on fire. Seems he didn't make the brownies correctly in the Easy Bake Oven which caused Q to scream at him with a fire ball.
Ekkk...
Ghost Tom eyes me darkly as Nemo starts screaming about his little gown of satin being ruined.
Frederick can be heard somewhere in the house cussing his lungs out.
Mina is tearing about the house again trying to find a pen in order to write her lips back to her face.
Dorian is still in shock at how ugly he looks without brows.
Actually, I think he is crying.
"It was always my brows. That is all. The only thing standing between me and ugly." Dorian is saying over and over.
Tom the Ghost, always the brave one, is now checking drawers. He is ready to end this story.
So am I.
See you in the next chapter.