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Strange Package
Omake
Cory D. Rose
[email protected]
(c) 2003
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Usagi was coming down the stairs, planning to go to the kitchen and raid the ice cream, when the door bell rang. She looked longingly at the kitchen for a second before she stopped and glared at the door. With a loud sigh she walked over to the door and opened it to reveal a man holding a package.
He held up the package and looked her over. "Ikuko Tsukino?"
"Usagi Tsukino." Usagi said and was about to slam the door in his face when he stepped forward. Her ice cream fix was just a few yards away.
"Could you sign here please?" The man asked and held up a pad.
"Why?"
"So I can deliver this package and move on to my next stop." He pleaded.
She sighed, again, and quickly signed the pad with her name and drawing a cute little bunny at the end. The small box was placed in her hand and he walked out the gate and dove off. She held the package up and took a closer look at it, noting the American address she was a bit intrigued. What in the world had her mother ordered from America? The package was about a foot long and a few inches wide, but other than the addresses she couldn't tell what it was.
Shutting the door she walked into the kitchen to grab a knife. She decided to open it and see what was inside, the Dark Kingdom could be at work here after all. "Luna!"
"Do you know anything about my mom ordering anything from America?"
"No."
"This package looks suspicious." Usagi explained.
Luna rolled her eyes. "Well I'm not sensing any dark energy around it so It must be safe enough."
After pulling a knife from the knife stand Usagi took a second to slice through the tape and open the box. It was full of packing material and she could see that there was a slightly smaller box inside. She pulled it out and noticed two things. Tuxedo Mask's picture was on the box, throwing a rose. The second caused Luna to face fault so hard that the floor cracked around her small body.
Usagi was frozen in shock, her jaw on the floor, and her pig tails standing straight up in the air.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!" The cat screamed in shock.
"It's….a…." She stuttered out.
"That's disgusting!"
Usagi giggled, loudly. She opened the Tuxedo Mask box as Luna gaped at her and she snickered as she pulled the prize out and held it up in the light of the kitchen. It was about eight inches long, a glossy black color and had a little white mask painted on it. A rose pas painted down one side in vibrant red. She turned it over in her hands a few times and found that the bottom turned.
"Stop that!" Luna howled, blushing harder than she had in years.
Usagi held it up to the cat and giggled again. "It's the Tuxedo Mask vibrator!"
Strange Package
Omake
Cory D. Rose
[email protected]
(c) 2003
**********
Usagi was coming down the stairs, planning to go to the kitchen and raid the ice cream, when the door bell rang. She looked longingly at the kitchen for a second before she stopped and glared at the door. With a loud sigh she walked over to the door and opened it to reveal a man holding a package.
He held up the package and looked her over. "Ikuko Tsukino?"
"Usagi Tsukino." Usagi said and was about to slam the door in his face when he stepped forward. Her ice cream fix was just a few yards away.
"Could you sign here please?" The man asked and held up a pad.
"Why?"
"So I can deliver this package and move on to my next stop." He pleaded.
She sighed, again, and quickly signed the pad with her name and drawing a cute little bunny at the end. The small box was placed in her hand and he walked out the gate and dove off. She held the package up and took a closer look at it, noting the American address she was a bit intrigued. What in the world had her mother ordered from America? The package was about a foot long and a few inches wide, but other than the addresses she couldn't tell what it was.
Shutting the door she walked into the kitchen to grab a knife. She decided to open it and see what was inside, the Dark Kingdom could be at work here after all. "Luna!"
"Do you know anything about my mom ordering anything from America?"
"No."
"This package looks suspicious." Usagi explained.
Luna rolled her eyes. "Well I'm not sensing any dark energy around it so It must be safe enough."
After pulling a knife from the knife stand Usagi took a second to slice through the tape and open the box. It was full of packing material and she could see that there was a slightly smaller box inside. She pulled it out and noticed two things. Tuxedo Mask's picture was on the box, throwing a rose. The second caused Luna to face fault so hard that the floor cracked around her small body.
Usagi was frozen in shock, her jaw on the floor, and her pig tails standing straight up in the air.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!" The cat screamed in shock.
"It's….a…." She stuttered out.
"That's disgusting!"
Usagi giggled, loudly. She opened the Tuxedo Mask box as Luna gaped at her and she snickered as she pulled the prize out and held it up in the light of the kitchen. It was about eight inches long, a glossy black color and had a little white mask painted on it. A rose pas painted down one side in vibrant red. She turned it over in her hands a few times and found that the bottom turned.
"Stop that!" Luna howled, blushing harder than she had in years.
Usagi held it up to the cat and giggled again. "It's the Tuxedo Mask vibrator!"