DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING

NOTE: This is my first shot at anything Simpsons, so I decided to keep it short and see how things go. Hope you like it, also I dont know the words for the 12 days of Christmas but that shouldnt make to much of a differace anyways.

Once again it was time for the annual Christmas concert at Springfeild Elementary. Homer and Marge who was holding Maggie walked to the two empty seats in the middle of row seven, shifting through everyone stepping on feet.

"Sorry, excuse me, sorry..." Homer said as he walked through the crowd, stepping on more feet. Finally reaching to there seats.

"What are Lisa and the boy doing tonight again Marge?" Homer asked, refering to there acts.

"Lisa is going to be playing Stary Night on the sax with the rest of the 2nd grade band, and Bart is going to resite the 12 days of Christmas." Marge said. Homer groaned.

"He had better not screw it up like he did with Jingle Bells last year!" Homer grumbled under his breath. As soon as he said the the curtin went up for the first act of the night. After a few came Lisas song, followed by another act. After that act Principal Skinner came out on stage as he did at the end of every act to introduce the next one.

"Ok up next is 4th grader Bart Simpson, who will recite The Classic 12 days of Christmas." After saying that Principal Skinner walked off the stage and the curtin went up showing Bart wearing his Sunday best. Bart walked up to the mic and adjusted it to his height.

"Hello everyone, Im Bart Simpsons and this is the 12 days of Christmas." Bart blinked then took a deep breath.

"On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me.....

12 Guest Stars,

11 Duff Beers

10 Krusty Brand Seal Of Approval Toys

9 New Itchy And Scratcys

8 Spike On Lisa And Maggies Heads

7 Shots at Pop Cultures

6 Radioactive Man Comics

5 McBain Movies

4 School yard Bullies

3 Seaons Of The Simpsons On DVD

Twoooooooooooo Flaming Moes

And the 1 Time Homer Ran into a tree." Bart smiled after finishing his little act and looked towards the crowd who were all silent with one exceptation.....

"D'OH!!!!"

THE END

Like I said it was my frist Simpsons fic. I like of corse, or else it wouldnt of seen the light of day. Anyways please review and tell me what you think.

LaTerZ

-T Bond