The Day of Randomness continues!
Okay... I thought of some more random thoughts to continue this! Hope you enjoy chapter two!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything or I wouldn't be buying one cent candy for everyone! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~
Autobot base... early morning
Red Alert: * making breakfast * I wonder what takes everybody so long to get up?
Optimus: * drags himself into kitchen* morning...
Red Alert: Is anybody else up?
Optimus: Don't know.
Hot Shot: * Bounds in wearing pink pajamas with teddy bears on them* GOOOD MORNING!
Optimus: Hot Shot... to loud this early!
Blur: * rubbing sleep from optics* Have any java?
Jetfire: * Wearing a NASA robe * Were are the coco puffs?
Scavenger: * reading newspaper* I don't believe this! Downtown explosion blamed on Minicon!
Starscream: * eating a lot of pancakes* Who makes this stuff?
Megatron: * acting civil to Optimus* So how is your morning?
Optimus: too loud...
Demolisher: * acting like a British person* Great tea! Wot wot!
Cyclonus: I want Froot Loops!
Thrust: I hate grapefruit!
Sideways: Why is everyone in the same base when they hate each other?
The room goes silent.
Starscream: Who wants the syrup!
Hot Shot: I do!
Breakfast continues smoothly until...
Loud Obnoxious Alarm: BEEP! BEEP! CAN YOU HERE ME! I SAID BEEP!
Optimus: Too loud! * blows up alarm* much better... * falls asleep*
Hot Shot: YAH! It's time for school! Today I have to bring my friends! * starts stuffing random things in backpack* Who's coming?
Sideswipe: * strikes heroic pose* I do!
Jetfire: * half asleep* Where are we going?
Blur: * on java high* ME! PICK ME! I LOVE LEARNING!
Red Alert: I have to go to keep you in line.
Hot Shot: YEEEEEEEEAH!! Let's go! The bus awaits! * Grabs Sideswipe, Jetfire, Blur and Red Alert*
After they left...
Optimus: * suddenly awake* Are they gone?
Megatron: * nods*
Optimus: You know what that means...
Megatron and Optimus: LASER STORM LIVE!!! * run to big screen TV to watch little kids play laser storm*
Starscream: Hello? Where still here!
Megatron: Then go away!
Everyone left: FINE! * run out the door *
At the bus stop....
Hot Shot: Boy, this book bags heavy!
Jetfire: * inside book bag* Help me! Help me! I can't breath!
Blur: I swear that book bag talked to me...
Sideswipe: * digging for Jetfire* Hold on Jetfire! I'll save you! * pulls Jetfire out*
Red Alert: * to self* Let the bus come soon! These idiots are gonna be the death of me!
After this is said... a giant spaceship painted yellow falls out of the sky and smashes Carlos's house.
Carlos: That is freaky! This happens every morning! CURSE YOU!
Hot Shot: Come on! The bus won't bite! But the rabid Minicon will! * drags them on the bus*
Gus the Bus: Hop on the magic school bus! Hop on the magic school bus! * repeats for the whole three hour trip*
Back at the base...
Optimus: COME ON! That was cheap!
Megatron: I know! He clearly missed Jake by a mile!
Optimus: Why are you agreeing with me?
Megatron: I don't know...
Room is silent except for Starscream yelling at seagulls.
Starscream: You nasty birds! I'm not your personal... ARRGHHHH! I need to go to Jerry's car wash again! NOOOOOO!
At the school for the mentally insane... First Period Finding Your inner sanity
Mr. Hippie: Greeting mental children. We are here to get in touch with are groovy inner sanity! Now do this! * starts spinning around and doing funny hopping dance while singing Michael Jackson*
Everyone except Red Alert and Jet Fire copy his moves for a whole hour.
Red Alert: I thought was suppose to make you sane! Not go insane!
Jetfire: I'm going to have nightmares for a week! * eats girl scout cookies*
Second Period... the period that counts! (the one where gonna focus on!)
Evil robot with storm clouds and evil things around him: Good morning FOOLISH mortals to my classroom of DEATH! I mean learning. I'm will be regarded as King, master or Lord Evilness!
Hot Shot: What about mister nice?
Lord Evilness: DO I LOOK NICE TO YOU?!?!
Hot Shot: Yes.
Lord Evilness: You're now regarded as the class idiot!
Hot Shot: Thank you for this great honor!
Lord Evilness: Now for... ATTENDENCE! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Blur: it isn't that bad.
Lord Evilness: * death glare* You must Blur. The class idiot is Hot Shot. The Girl scout cookie physco is Jetfire. The only sane one is Red Alert and the wanna-be hero is Sideswipe!
Everyone: GASP!
Lord Evilness: And now the rest of the class... Haiku.
Haiku ( minicon, talks in Haiku!): I am here my lord/ I will love to learn with you/Can we get started?
Lord evilness: Miniature Prime, Rabid Minicon, the stalker who stalk at midnight, Dead Beat and... what the!
Everyone: WHAT!
Lord Evilness: Turbo Tax Deluxes?
Turbo Tax Deluxes: Pay your taxes to the robot cyborgs that run the government! Or perish!
Lord Evilness: okay... Well today my idiots of mental ness... prepare to learn the stupid robot who stupidly explored stupid Cybortron!
Hot Shot: * frantically waving hand*
Lord Evilness: What now!
Hot Shot: I have to use the little robots room!
Lord Evilness: Fine!
Hot Shot: That's okay. I don't have to go anymore!
Sideswipe: Um... me lord?
Lord Evilness: WHHHHHAAAATTT!
Sideswipe: There's a tornado coming!
Red Alert: Sure there is! It just so happens that a twister is going to hit!
Suddenly the classroom is sucked up and dropped somewhere. (DUH!)
Hot Shot: I guess where not in Kansas anymore...
Red Alert: We were never IN Kansas!
Lord Evilness: * goes to door* I'm going to see where we are. *Opens door *
Munchkins: We represent the lollypop guild!
Lord Evilness: HOLY MOLY!
Blur: Die Munchkins! * blows up the land of Oz*
Jetfire: Great job Blur! Now how are we gonna get home?
Blur: Hmmm.... Didn't think of that before...
Hot Shot: I know! We can click are heals together and say there no place like home three times!
Lord Evilness: That won't work stupid! He blew up the funny shoes too! Here. Read this. * gives Hot Shot a book on how to create tornadoes*
Hot Shot: Errrr...I can't read though!
Lord Evilness: Then read this! * Gives him a book called Reading for Dummies*
Hot Shot: But how am I...
Lord Evilness: Don't you back talk me! You gonna read it and your gonna like it! Until then, you're not to watch a single episode of Dora the Explorer!
Hot Shot: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! * stops and tries to read* Err... Red Alert, how do you say this word?
Red Alert: Spell it.
Hot Shot: I
Red Alert: -_-
Haiku: My lord of the class/Tornadoes can be made with air/with hot and cold air!
Lord Evilness: Good thing we have Hot Shot! He produces a lot of hot air.
Miniature Prime: Whataboutthecoldair?Nooneherehasacoldpersonality!
Jetfire: We could use Blur. We just we to stuff him full of ice cubes.
Blur: No.
Jetfire: *Sticks tube in his head* Yes. *Turns switch and fills him with ice cubes* How's it feeling?
Blur: C-c-c-c-o-o-l-l-d-d-!
Hot Shot: YEAH! BLUR CAN SPELL OUT A WORD!
The sudden combustion of cold and hot air sends the classroom into the Autobot's base. On top of the TV.
Megatron and Optimus: NOOOO! * they break down sobbing *
Lord Evilness: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Foolish mortals! See what schools can really do?
Hot Shot: O yeah! We were suppose to bring in pictures of are family! I brought mine! * waves a picture around*
Red Alert: Well... then go up front and tells all about it!
Hot Shot: *holds up a picture with someone who looks like Optimus in a pink dress blond hair and make-up* This is Optimus Mommy! *holds up another picture with someone who looks exactly like Megatron in a suit, glasses and carrying a briefcase and talking on a cell phone.* And this Megadad!
Jetfire: *Looks at picture and then at Megatron and Optimus and does a few more time* I can't place it but something is familiar about those two...
Cyclonus: *falls out of the sky and lands on Blur* Greetings! I'm the java fairy! Have some! * dumps java in blur's head*
Blur: * Gets crazy look* Java Java... JAVA! * puts on black coat and sunglasses* Time to bust you guys free of the matrix!
Sideways: - -; Here we go again...
Phone: RING! RING! HELLO! I'M RINGING! ANSWER ME!
Blur: *picks up phone, grabs Sideways and Jetfire and disappears into phone*
Everyone else: O.o
Sideswipe: Just like in the movie! Maybe the matrix DOES exists!
Optimus: * steals Hot Shot's picture and burns it then turns to Megatron* Can't let everyone know we have civilized brothers and sisters!
Megatron: The TV at my place isn't broken! We can still watch the Frisbee tournament!
Optimus: YAAAAA! Let's go! * runs off with Megatron*
Hot Shot: My pictures gone! WHAAAAAA!
Red Alert: I wonder where Blur is?
Scavenger: Do we really care?
Lord Evilness: Everyone here is your homework! MUHAHAHahAHAHAHAHA!
Starscream: But I'm not in your class!
Lord Evilness: Do I care? Anyhow, your assignment is a twenty page report of the habits of the extremely rare, so rare there is only one and no one has every seen it Robotic minicon mongrel mongoose!
Hot Shot: Like this? * holds up a minicon in a mongoose outfit*
Lord Evilness: NO! I mean yes! Where DID you find that?
Hot Shot: In my pants.
Everyone: O.o
Hot Shot: What? A show said to put a mongoose in your pants and I did!
Suddenly Blur, Jetfire and Sideways appear.
Blur: So we meet again Mr. Smith.
Scavenger: Who me?
Blur: Don't play dumb with me! Trinity! Morpheus! Lets kick there agent butts!
Jetfire: I'm not Trinity! I'm Jetfire! And these guns are heavy!
Sideways: At least I got the cool sunglasses! Remember, think the impossible, do the impossible!
Jetfire: Let's see! * runs up the wall and does a flip stops in slow motion, view switches and he kicks Cyclonus* Wow! That's awesome!
Scavenger: I'll have to tranquilize Blur now! * starts shooting needles full of sleep serum*
Blur: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! * jumps into the air and flies away*
Sideways: *sneaks out back door*
Jetfire: * raids kitchen*
Starscream: * holds up sign saying: I'm on American Idol*
Lord Evilness: * holds up sign saying: Schools finally out. Then disappears*
Seagulls: *hold up sign saying: We are dirty birds!*
Optimus: * holds up sign saying: Why is nobody talking?*
Hot Shot: HHHHHHELO OPTIMUS! I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE!
Blur: * lands on Hot Shot* You! Where did you take Morpheus?
Scavenger: *whacks Blur over the head* That is enough!
Blur: X_X
Starscream: *Starring down seagulls* I'm watching you...
Hot Shot: LET'S GO TO THE ZOO!
Everyone: NO!
Hot Shot: Today is Opposite day! That means you really said yes!
Everyone: NOOOO! NOT MORE TORTURE!
Alexis: That's another chapter though. This ones threw.
Everyone: YEAH!
Alexis: You have a few days off to think about it!
Everyone: YEAH!
Alexis: But then you go to the zoo of incredibly dangerous animals!
Everyone: O no!
Highwire: THAT'S ALL! HAVE A GOOD ONE FOLkS!
Hot Shot: A good what?
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That's it for this chapter. Please read + review= ^_^me happy and more chapters!
Okay... I thought of some more random thoughts to continue this! Hope you enjoy chapter two!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything or I wouldn't be buying one cent candy for everyone! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~
Autobot base... early morning
Red Alert: * making breakfast * I wonder what takes everybody so long to get up?
Optimus: * drags himself into kitchen* morning...
Red Alert: Is anybody else up?
Optimus: Don't know.
Hot Shot: * Bounds in wearing pink pajamas with teddy bears on them* GOOOD MORNING!
Optimus: Hot Shot... to loud this early!
Blur: * rubbing sleep from optics* Have any java?
Jetfire: * Wearing a NASA robe * Were are the coco puffs?
Scavenger: * reading newspaper* I don't believe this! Downtown explosion blamed on Minicon!
Starscream: * eating a lot of pancakes* Who makes this stuff?
Megatron: * acting civil to Optimus* So how is your morning?
Optimus: too loud...
Demolisher: * acting like a British person* Great tea! Wot wot!
Cyclonus: I want Froot Loops!
Thrust: I hate grapefruit!
Sideways: Why is everyone in the same base when they hate each other?
The room goes silent.
Starscream: Who wants the syrup!
Hot Shot: I do!
Breakfast continues smoothly until...
Loud Obnoxious Alarm: BEEP! BEEP! CAN YOU HERE ME! I SAID BEEP!
Optimus: Too loud! * blows up alarm* much better... * falls asleep*
Hot Shot: YAH! It's time for school! Today I have to bring my friends! * starts stuffing random things in backpack* Who's coming?
Sideswipe: * strikes heroic pose* I do!
Jetfire: * half asleep* Where are we going?
Blur: * on java high* ME! PICK ME! I LOVE LEARNING!
Red Alert: I have to go to keep you in line.
Hot Shot: YEEEEEEEEAH!! Let's go! The bus awaits! * Grabs Sideswipe, Jetfire, Blur and Red Alert*
After they left...
Optimus: * suddenly awake* Are they gone?
Megatron: * nods*
Optimus: You know what that means...
Megatron and Optimus: LASER STORM LIVE!!! * run to big screen TV to watch little kids play laser storm*
Starscream: Hello? Where still here!
Megatron: Then go away!
Everyone left: FINE! * run out the door *
At the bus stop....
Hot Shot: Boy, this book bags heavy!
Jetfire: * inside book bag* Help me! Help me! I can't breath!
Blur: I swear that book bag talked to me...
Sideswipe: * digging for Jetfire* Hold on Jetfire! I'll save you! * pulls Jetfire out*
Red Alert: * to self* Let the bus come soon! These idiots are gonna be the death of me!
After this is said... a giant spaceship painted yellow falls out of the sky and smashes Carlos's house.
Carlos: That is freaky! This happens every morning! CURSE YOU!
Hot Shot: Come on! The bus won't bite! But the rabid Minicon will! * drags them on the bus*
Gus the Bus: Hop on the magic school bus! Hop on the magic school bus! * repeats for the whole three hour trip*
Back at the base...
Optimus: COME ON! That was cheap!
Megatron: I know! He clearly missed Jake by a mile!
Optimus: Why are you agreeing with me?
Megatron: I don't know...
Room is silent except for Starscream yelling at seagulls.
Starscream: You nasty birds! I'm not your personal... ARRGHHHH! I need to go to Jerry's car wash again! NOOOOOO!
At the school for the mentally insane... First Period Finding Your inner sanity
Mr. Hippie: Greeting mental children. We are here to get in touch with are groovy inner sanity! Now do this! * starts spinning around and doing funny hopping dance while singing Michael Jackson*
Everyone except Red Alert and Jet Fire copy his moves for a whole hour.
Red Alert: I thought was suppose to make you sane! Not go insane!
Jetfire: I'm going to have nightmares for a week! * eats girl scout cookies*
Second Period... the period that counts! (the one where gonna focus on!)
Evil robot with storm clouds and evil things around him: Good morning FOOLISH mortals to my classroom of DEATH! I mean learning. I'm will be regarded as King, master or Lord Evilness!
Hot Shot: What about mister nice?
Lord Evilness: DO I LOOK NICE TO YOU?!?!
Hot Shot: Yes.
Lord Evilness: You're now regarded as the class idiot!
Hot Shot: Thank you for this great honor!
Lord Evilness: Now for... ATTENDENCE! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Blur: it isn't that bad.
Lord Evilness: * death glare* You must Blur. The class idiot is Hot Shot. The Girl scout cookie physco is Jetfire. The only sane one is Red Alert and the wanna-be hero is Sideswipe!
Everyone: GASP!
Lord Evilness: And now the rest of the class... Haiku.
Haiku ( minicon, talks in Haiku!): I am here my lord/ I will love to learn with you/Can we get started?
Lord evilness: Miniature Prime, Rabid Minicon, the stalker who stalk at midnight, Dead Beat and... what the!
Everyone: WHAT!
Lord Evilness: Turbo Tax Deluxes?
Turbo Tax Deluxes: Pay your taxes to the robot cyborgs that run the government! Or perish!
Lord Evilness: okay... Well today my idiots of mental ness... prepare to learn the stupid robot who stupidly explored stupid Cybortron!
Hot Shot: * frantically waving hand*
Lord Evilness: What now!
Hot Shot: I have to use the little robots room!
Lord Evilness: Fine!
Hot Shot: That's okay. I don't have to go anymore!
Sideswipe: Um... me lord?
Lord Evilness: WHHHHHAAAATTT!
Sideswipe: There's a tornado coming!
Red Alert: Sure there is! It just so happens that a twister is going to hit!
Suddenly the classroom is sucked up and dropped somewhere. (DUH!)
Hot Shot: I guess where not in Kansas anymore...
Red Alert: We were never IN Kansas!
Lord Evilness: * goes to door* I'm going to see where we are. *Opens door *
Munchkins: We represent the lollypop guild!
Lord Evilness: HOLY MOLY!
Blur: Die Munchkins! * blows up the land of Oz*
Jetfire: Great job Blur! Now how are we gonna get home?
Blur: Hmmm.... Didn't think of that before...
Hot Shot: I know! We can click are heals together and say there no place like home three times!
Lord Evilness: That won't work stupid! He blew up the funny shoes too! Here. Read this. * gives Hot Shot a book on how to create tornadoes*
Hot Shot: Errrr...I can't read though!
Lord Evilness: Then read this! * Gives him a book called Reading for Dummies*
Hot Shot: But how am I...
Lord Evilness: Don't you back talk me! You gonna read it and your gonna like it! Until then, you're not to watch a single episode of Dora the Explorer!
Hot Shot: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! * stops and tries to read* Err... Red Alert, how do you say this word?
Red Alert: Spell it.
Hot Shot: I
Red Alert: -_-
Haiku: My lord of the class/Tornadoes can be made with air/with hot and cold air!
Lord Evilness: Good thing we have Hot Shot! He produces a lot of hot air.
Miniature Prime: Whataboutthecoldair?Nooneherehasacoldpersonality!
Jetfire: We could use Blur. We just we to stuff him full of ice cubes.
Blur: No.
Jetfire: *Sticks tube in his head* Yes. *Turns switch and fills him with ice cubes* How's it feeling?
Blur: C-c-c-c-o-o-l-l-d-d-!
Hot Shot: YEAH! BLUR CAN SPELL OUT A WORD!
The sudden combustion of cold and hot air sends the classroom into the Autobot's base. On top of the TV.
Megatron and Optimus: NOOOO! * they break down sobbing *
Lord Evilness: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Foolish mortals! See what schools can really do?
Hot Shot: O yeah! We were suppose to bring in pictures of are family! I brought mine! * waves a picture around*
Red Alert: Well... then go up front and tells all about it!
Hot Shot: *holds up a picture with someone who looks like Optimus in a pink dress blond hair and make-up* This is Optimus Mommy! *holds up another picture with someone who looks exactly like Megatron in a suit, glasses and carrying a briefcase and talking on a cell phone.* And this Megadad!
Jetfire: *Looks at picture and then at Megatron and Optimus and does a few more time* I can't place it but something is familiar about those two...
Cyclonus: *falls out of the sky and lands on Blur* Greetings! I'm the java fairy! Have some! * dumps java in blur's head*
Blur: * Gets crazy look* Java Java... JAVA! * puts on black coat and sunglasses* Time to bust you guys free of the matrix!
Sideways: - -; Here we go again...
Phone: RING! RING! HELLO! I'M RINGING! ANSWER ME!
Blur: *picks up phone, grabs Sideways and Jetfire and disappears into phone*
Everyone else: O.o
Sideswipe: Just like in the movie! Maybe the matrix DOES exists!
Optimus: * steals Hot Shot's picture and burns it then turns to Megatron* Can't let everyone know we have civilized brothers and sisters!
Megatron: The TV at my place isn't broken! We can still watch the Frisbee tournament!
Optimus: YAAAAA! Let's go! * runs off with Megatron*
Hot Shot: My pictures gone! WHAAAAAA!
Red Alert: I wonder where Blur is?
Scavenger: Do we really care?
Lord Evilness: Everyone here is your homework! MUHAHAHahAHAHAHAHA!
Starscream: But I'm not in your class!
Lord Evilness: Do I care? Anyhow, your assignment is a twenty page report of the habits of the extremely rare, so rare there is only one and no one has every seen it Robotic minicon mongrel mongoose!
Hot Shot: Like this? * holds up a minicon in a mongoose outfit*
Lord Evilness: NO! I mean yes! Where DID you find that?
Hot Shot: In my pants.
Everyone: O.o
Hot Shot: What? A show said to put a mongoose in your pants and I did!
Suddenly Blur, Jetfire and Sideways appear.
Blur: So we meet again Mr. Smith.
Scavenger: Who me?
Blur: Don't play dumb with me! Trinity! Morpheus! Lets kick there agent butts!
Jetfire: I'm not Trinity! I'm Jetfire! And these guns are heavy!
Sideways: At least I got the cool sunglasses! Remember, think the impossible, do the impossible!
Jetfire: Let's see! * runs up the wall and does a flip stops in slow motion, view switches and he kicks Cyclonus* Wow! That's awesome!
Scavenger: I'll have to tranquilize Blur now! * starts shooting needles full of sleep serum*
Blur: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! * jumps into the air and flies away*
Sideways: *sneaks out back door*
Jetfire: * raids kitchen*
Starscream: * holds up sign saying: I'm on American Idol*
Lord Evilness: * holds up sign saying: Schools finally out. Then disappears*
Seagulls: *hold up sign saying: We are dirty birds!*
Optimus: * holds up sign saying: Why is nobody talking?*
Hot Shot: HHHHHHELO OPTIMUS! I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE!
Blur: * lands on Hot Shot* You! Where did you take Morpheus?
Scavenger: *whacks Blur over the head* That is enough!
Blur: X_X
Starscream: *Starring down seagulls* I'm watching you...
Hot Shot: LET'S GO TO THE ZOO!
Everyone: NO!
Hot Shot: Today is Opposite day! That means you really said yes!
Everyone: NOOOO! NOT MORE TORTURE!
Alexis: That's another chapter though. This ones threw.
Everyone: YEAH!
Alexis: You have a few days off to think about it!
Everyone: YEAH!
Alexis: But then you go to the zoo of incredibly dangerous animals!
Everyone: O no!
Highwire: THAT'S ALL! HAVE A GOOD ONE FOLkS!
Hot Shot: A good what?
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That's it for this chapter. Please read + review= ^_^me happy and more chapters!