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Innocence
Chapter 6 - Shhh!
"Well, you're not going to believe this, but..." Kagome began nervously, her features weak as her mind whirled in furious activity. Stupid, Stupid, Stupid. She berated herself, mentally banging her head against the ground for making such a stupid mistake. The pretty miko-tured-demon glanced at the ground, physically getting the urge to follow her mind's example but she didn't think it'd save her from the wrath of Sesshoumaru. And she was somehow less than inclined to tell her tale to the lord either. ... At least not until later. After all, it had only happened a few hours ago- she didn't even have all the facts straight about her new demonic state yet!
Kagome stewed in her trouble for a mite longer before Rin's joyous laugh interrupted her thoughts. She looked at the girl curiously.
The young girl had a goofy smile on her face, her brown eyes devious as they switched slyly to Sesshoumaru to her than back to Sesshoumaru again with giggles bubbling from her throat in an almost- almost- scary laugh that had Kagome's muscles twitching in the need to run fast. Faster than Sesshoumaru could clobber his toady, staff-weilding, fetish-for-pain-via-any-man-prettier-than-him (aka Every man known to existence) retainer, declaring, "Jaken, this is your fault." After all, that was the only reasonable explaination for the girl's sudden insanity; All those bonks to the head the toad gave her finally knocked her sanity loose. Completely understandable.
"Er.. Rin-chan?" Kagome asked, turning her thoughts back on to the insane, possibly dangerous problem at hand. The girl turned to look at her, expression impossibly gleeful. Kagome twitched. Must. Not. Run. "Rin-chan, are you alright?"
"Kagome-neesan, Rin just realized something!" Rin had already pulled away from the demoness to hop from one foot to the other, arms waving around her in some odd expression of... happiness? Anger? Sacrifical dance to the heavens for an offer of a virgin sacrfice? If anyone's going to be sacrificed, it's that damn fox. Kagome promised sadistically in her mind as she remembered his perverted promise in the woods. Although the chances Youko was still a virgin were about as slim as Sesshoumaru being in to S and M.
"And what is that?" Kagome chided calmly, ignoring the wrong turn her mind seemed to have taken down dirty-street. She was still crouched beside the child, Sesshoumaru standing behind her. The girl stopped, her eyes flashing between the two before anouncing with a gleeful smile,
"You're a demoness, which means Sesshoumaru will be more than happy to let you be Rin's okaa-san!"
Kagome stared, feeling her brain still and not quite start again as she kept staring at the child. And staring. She didn't even twitch as Miroku awoke with a groan, pushing himself off the dusty ground as a hand flew to his bruised and much abused head. She didn't even laugh as his head swiveled from side to side disconcertly, noting the eerie, not to mention awkward, silence that had descended upon the villiage courtyard. Nor did she even breath nary a answer as he laughed nervously, asking smoothly, "Soo... What did I miss?"
Sango was obliged to answer him. "Rin wants Kagome to be her new mother."
Miroku seemed unfazed. His mouth formed a small 'o' as he nodded with a bright, dazzling smile. "Oh. Well, isn't that's nice."
Obviously, Rin wasn't the only one with a few screws knocked loose by too much abuse. Sango swiftly grabbed the deranged monk's collar before hecould say something stupid,dragging him off to Kaede's hut for proper medical treatment.
The others were oblivious to her actions. Rin began to shuffle nervously, some of her brightness seeping out her at the miko gaping stare. "What?" She asked nervously, glancing up at her lord who's expression hadn't changed. "Did I say something wrong?"
Sesshoumaru was tempted to say no. However, he refrained from doing so. However, saying yes didn't seem like the right answer either. He glanced down at the miko as if she would have the alternative imprinted on the back of her head. It wasn't there. And the woman didn't look like she was breathing either. Hm, maybe I should...
Sesshoumaru, for once listened to the proverbial devil on his shoulder and gave in to temptation. Lifting his foot he- as if Kagome wasn't the most annoying priestess he'd ever met, as if she wasn't the beauitful demoness he was attracted to, and as if his ward hadn't just proposed she become his mate- Sesshoumaru lifted his foot and kicked the unexpected girl over to 'jump start her breathing.' He was very concerned for her welfare after all.
... heh.
The angel Sesshoumaru on his other shoulder shook it's head is disbelief.
Kagome squeaked as she did a face-plant in the dirt, giving Sesshoumaru (and the kinky kitsune theif behind him) a nice view of her panties as her short green skirt flew forward. Sputtering and making faces at the horrible taste of dirt, she shot up, her brain finally began to start working again, however not quickly enough as she turned and yelled, "What was that for Fluffy!"
Complete silence.
Then...
"... What did you just call me?"
Kagome's face flushed as she realized her slip. "Er..."
Youko was smirking as he decided to enter the conversation and state his claim to the lovely demoness before she could be further distracted by the demon lord and his charge. It had never happened to him before, after all, being forgotten by any female. The new challenge was tempting, as was the thought of stealing the unsuspecting demoness from the demon lord. He sauntered forward, kneeling next to the priestess. "I think she just called you 'Fluffy,' Sesshoumaru-sama." Youko offered solictiously, not looking back as he spoke.
Kagome glared at his smiling, handsome face with the fury of seven hells in her eyes as she threatened in a low voice so only those with enhanced demon hearing could listen. The nickname for the lord had slipped out, and to hear the treasured, much coveted name repeated to the lord by likes of him... "I'm going to maim you. Kill you. Find a way to bring you back to life, make you an immortal, and then I'm going to castrate you."
His charming grin never faultered. "All the more pity for you then, my luscious lady." He purred. "And even as much as I would miss... that part of myself, there are more ways than one to make a time pleasurable. Would you like to know of what I speak? Or maybe a demonstration may be in order..."
Kagome's mouth dropped open at his audacity, his perverseness, feeling her face flushing a bright red. A menacing growl found its way out of her throat nonetheless, and she was ready to lunge at the demon but common sense (That darn common sense, she seethed) stopped her. Instead she settled for shouting as loud as she could manage,
"DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, YOU PERVERT! THIS IS HARASSMENT! I SHOULD HAVE Y-!"
Youko fell on to his butt at the sudden decibels, hands clamping over his ears as they flattened against his skull. Sesshoumaru was in the same predicament, wincing despite himself. However, Youko had always been able to think on his feet (or on his butt in this case), as he leaned forward, a hand hooking around the back of her neck and pulling her forward in to a silencing kiss.
Now it would have been easy to clamp a hand over her mouth to quiet her, but Youko had never been one for easy- and this time was no exception. He watched through half-lidden eyes as her large blue eyes fluttered close from shock to pleasure, feeling no small amount of satisfaction in seeing this. I was right after all, he growled to himself in self-serving pride. She did taste as sweet as she smelled. And there was no way he was going to lose her.
He was going to have Kagome no matter what it took.
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... And done! Well a little more drama then usual in this chapter. And I also noticed this entire chapter seemed to have no point for the main plot at all. (Smiles sheepishly) Oh well. But that's what fanfiction is for- To use the imagination, no matter how messed up and creepy it may be! Because the only way any of this would ever happen is if Rumiko Takahashi was extremely intoxicated and someone held the creator of Yu Yu Hakusho at gun-point and forced the two to collaborate. Actually I believe there are already plenty of covert agencies full of fan-guys and gals with this objective already in mind. All it is is a matter of time. (Laughs evilly to self) That would rock.
Thanks to everyone who reviewed and waited for such a long time for this update. See? I'm still very much alive and as lazy as ever. Thank you all!
I'd also like to announce that this story has almost 200 reviews. (Cheers) And being the review junkie I am, my addiction thanks all of you who took the time to review this story, vote, and lend advice and encouragement. So in honor of this, I'm glad to announce the pairings for this story. So as I can imagine all you faithful fans are breathing a sigh of relif on this, I shall not tarry further.
The pairing is... (drumroll)
Inuyasha / Kikyou
Miroku / Sango
Kouga / Ayame
Youko / Kagome / Kurama
Yes yes, the fox gets her. Sorry to all you Sesshoumaru fans! Although it may be a small consolation, Kagome won't know this for at least a few more chapters. So enjoy the triangles while they last! Bwah hah! (cough, cough) lol.
Anyway, I hope everyone enjoyed this installment and I'll start right away on the next chapter... which will hopefully come out sooner than this one. (I heard it has been nine months, but I don't think it feels like that long). See you next time! Ta!
Miko Angel
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