Red Rage
Part One Wrath Of Kane
JR: WELCOME EVERYONE TO MONDAY NIGHT RAW! JR HERE ALONG SIDE JERRY THE KING LAWLER FOR WHAT SHOULD BE AN EXPLOSIVE NIGHT COMING OFF AN EXPLOSIVE PPV!
KING: You got that right JR! Last night Goldberg managed to retain the World title in a brutal Triple Threat Match with Triple H and that monster Kane.
JR: I shudder to think of what Kane's reaction will be and the reprecautions of it.
(Lita's Theme blares and the crowd roars)
JR:It looks like we're gonna kick things off with the womens title match King.
King:Yes! Lets see those puppies!
Just as Lita and Molly Holly were in the midst of a brawl, a loud explosion erupted and out came the beast.
King: Ah! My ears!
JR: My God King! Its that repulsive Kane and he looks madder
than ever!
Kane entered the ring and vicously assaulted both Molly and Lita, giving them both a choke slam. Kane then grabs a mic.
JR: My god, that is one sick bastard! Poor Lita and even Molly didnt deserve that!
Kane: I HAVE HAD ABSOLUTLY ENOUGH OF THIS!!! LAST NIGHT I WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN THAT WORLD TITLE. LAST NIGHT I WAS SUPPOSED TO RIP BOTH GOLDBERG AND HHH'S INTESTINES OUT AND MAKE THEM FEEL MY PAIN!!! BUT JUST LIKE ALWAYS, I GOT SCREWED AGAIN BUT THIS TIME ITS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN! SINCE FAT ASS FOLEY ISNT HERE YET AND NEITHER IS THE WORLD CHAMP, IM GOING TO MAKE EVERYONE IN THE BACK AND EVERY ONE OF YOU MAGGOTS WATCHING FEEL MY PAIN LIKE NEVER BEFORE!!!
With that said, Kane lifted his hands to the heavens and brought them down making all four ringposts fire.
King: Oh my gosh! JR, did you hear that?! I think we're all in trouble now.
JR: My god, folks, Kane is about to embark in quite frankly his most viscous campaign of destruction yet and from what we just witnissed, I dont think anyone is safe!
(After a lengthy commercial break, the camera pans to those ass clowns Jericho and Christian.)
Christian: Ha! Did you see that Chris? Lita has finally gotten what she deserved! That was so totally awesome!
Jericho: Yeah, but it would have been even better if it were Tri.....(Loud Screams) What the hell?!
Both Christian and Y2J left their lockerroom to see what all the noise was. What they saw made even them cringe in shock, fear, and disgust. It looked like a car wreck. The Dudely Boys appeared lifeless on the floor, blood oozing on from their forheads. Little Spike waas clutching his stomach in pain as blood poured from his mouth. Whatever happened to him, it was obvious he had internal injuries. Matt Hardy was apparently thrown threw a glass window and there were numerous cuts, brusises, and even burn marks on his back. He was burned brutally. And last was Booker T. His face was covered in blood, but that wasnt the worst part. The worst was that he was clutching his groin area, screaming obscenities. He was also burned and in the most horrible ways.
Y2J: Uh... Well Christian, I think I need to live abit early. I'm not feeling well.
Christian: Yeah uh.. me too. My stomach is aching.
The two quickly grabbed their things and ran as quickly as possible. Suddenly a lurking figure appeared from the dark.
It was Kane and he was chuckling.
Kane:Run you little maggots. I can assure you, you wont be leaving with out feeling my pain.
Part One Wrath Of Kane
JR: WELCOME EVERYONE TO MONDAY NIGHT RAW! JR HERE ALONG SIDE JERRY THE KING LAWLER FOR WHAT SHOULD BE AN EXPLOSIVE NIGHT COMING OFF AN EXPLOSIVE PPV!
KING: You got that right JR! Last night Goldberg managed to retain the World title in a brutal Triple Threat Match with Triple H and that monster Kane.
JR: I shudder to think of what Kane's reaction will be and the reprecautions of it.
(Lita's Theme blares and the crowd roars)
JR:It looks like we're gonna kick things off with the womens title match King.
King:Yes! Lets see those puppies!
Just as Lita and Molly Holly were in the midst of a brawl, a loud explosion erupted and out came the beast.
King: Ah! My ears!
JR: My God King! Its that repulsive Kane and he looks madder
than ever!
Kane entered the ring and vicously assaulted both Molly and Lita, giving them both a choke slam. Kane then grabs a mic.
JR: My god, that is one sick bastard! Poor Lita and even Molly didnt deserve that!
Kane: I HAVE HAD ABSOLUTLY ENOUGH OF THIS!!! LAST NIGHT I WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN THAT WORLD TITLE. LAST NIGHT I WAS SUPPOSED TO RIP BOTH GOLDBERG AND HHH'S INTESTINES OUT AND MAKE THEM FEEL MY PAIN!!! BUT JUST LIKE ALWAYS, I GOT SCREWED AGAIN BUT THIS TIME ITS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN! SINCE FAT ASS FOLEY ISNT HERE YET AND NEITHER IS THE WORLD CHAMP, IM GOING TO MAKE EVERYONE IN THE BACK AND EVERY ONE OF YOU MAGGOTS WATCHING FEEL MY PAIN LIKE NEVER BEFORE!!!
With that said, Kane lifted his hands to the heavens and brought them down making all four ringposts fire.
King: Oh my gosh! JR, did you hear that?! I think we're all in trouble now.
JR: My god, folks, Kane is about to embark in quite frankly his most viscous campaign of destruction yet and from what we just witnissed, I dont think anyone is safe!
(After a lengthy commercial break, the camera pans to those ass clowns Jericho and Christian.)
Christian: Ha! Did you see that Chris? Lita has finally gotten what she deserved! That was so totally awesome!
Jericho: Yeah, but it would have been even better if it were Tri.....(Loud Screams) What the hell?!
Both Christian and Y2J left their lockerroom to see what all the noise was. What they saw made even them cringe in shock, fear, and disgust. It looked like a car wreck. The Dudely Boys appeared lifeless on the floor, blood oozing on from their forheads. Little Spike waas clutching his stomach in pain as blood poured from his mouth. Whatever happened to him, it was obvious he had internal injuries. Matt Hardy was apparently thrown threw a glass window and there were numerous cuts, brusises, and even burn marks on his back. He was burned brutally. And last was Booker T. His face was covered in blood, but that wasnt the worst part. The worst was that he was clutching his groin area, screaming obscenities. He was also burned and in the most horrible ways.
Y2J: Uh... Well Christian, I think I need to live abit early. I'm not feeling well.
Christian: Yeah uh.. me too. My stomach is aching.
The two quickly grabbed their things and ran as quickly as possible. Suddenly a lurking figure appeared from the dark.
It was Kane and he was chuckling.
Kane:Run you little maggots. I can assure you, you wont be leaving with out feeling my pain.