I do NOT own DBZ. ::Sulks in a corner::

Come On; Be Serious!

Goku woke up to a bright, beautiful morning; he noticed the aroma of eggs and bacon in the air. He sat up in bed yawing before he jumped out of bed and head to the kitchen. There he found his beautiful wife, Chichi, making breakfast, just as he had thought. He snuck up behind her smirking; he quickly wrapped his arms around her making her jump and scream in his ear. He chuckled as he cuddled her in his arms as his wife glared at him. "GOKU! Don't you realize what you could have done? You could have caused me to burn the food!" she shrieked as her husband quickly put her back down apologizing. Of course the apologizing was mostly for his breakfast which somewhat ticked off Chichi. She sighed, "Calm down. Sheesh... I don't think I should cook anything for you since it seems that you care about your stomach more than me." Chichi began to talk to herself on why she has to be the caring wife for an idiotic man. It caused Goku to feel slightly guilty but offended at the same time; slightly offended. "I'm sorry Chichi... I didn't think..."

"You don't think. Well THAT'S nothing new!" she exclaimed turning back to the stove. Goku paused for a minute. "Um... Chichi?" he asked her as she was turned from him tending to the food. She didn't say a word. The silence was starting to make him nervous. "When is the food going to be ready?" he asked with a grin on his face. Chichi fell over anime style. As soon as she got up she grabbed the first frying pan she could grab, which was the one she was cooking with on the stove, and yelled sending the pan into his forehead. It made a sickening 'BANG' and even caused the saiyan to fall over. And since the pan was still very hot from the stove, it left a burn mark on the flesh it hit. She growled at him once more before realizing which pan she had hit him with. Chichi gasped as she looked down to her husband who was out cold on the floor. The bacon that she had been cooking lay all OVER the ground and some was still sizzling. She ran and collapsed at her husband's side before crying.

Chichi then felt Goku twitch slightly before he shot up causing her to fall to the ground once again. Her tears were long forgotten. Chichi looked up at her husband as he looked down at her. His eyes seemed a bit different from what she was used to. "What's wrong?" he asked in an almost monotone voice. Chichi clung to her husband leaving him with a confused expression; she started to cry again but with tears of joy. "MY HUSBAND LIVES!" she exclaimed kissing him on the cheeks and lips a few times. She still kept her tight grip on him.

"Um... Chichi dear?" he asked looking down at her. She continued to have her moment. The saiyan sighed mentally. He noticed their son walk into the room with his training gi on. "Hey dad!" Goku nodded at his son. "When will we be sparring? I can't wait!" he exclaimed with the famous son grin plastered on his face. Goku looked at his son for a second raising an eyebrow; he told Gohan, "You can't right now. You have to do your homework. I don't want you too get behind on your studies. Am I right dear?" he asked Chichi as she continued to sob in his training uniform. Her head snapped up, "Wha?" she and Gohan stared at the saiyan as if he had grown his tail back... or another head... you know what I mean!
"Dad, do I have to do my studies? I've already gotten a little bit ahead..." he muttered hoping his mom wouldn't hear him and increase his work load. Goku shook his head. "No son. You need to stay here till you finish your work, I'll be at Bulma's if you need me." Chichi was still in a daze when Goku waved at his family and vanished. Gohan looked at his mom, "Is dad alright?" Chichi stood still for a few minutes before she shook her head. "No, I don't think so Gohan."

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