Harry Potter Meets Me
Harry just sat there staring at The Daily Prophet with a really dumb but adorable expression on his face. He just kept on staring at the match- making columns sighing repeatedly, like a .thing that sighs.repeatedly.yeah, like that.except more by like, a billion times another big number and.stuff. Yeah.like that. Uh, yeah.I'm going to shut up now. Any way, the short-ass twenty-four year old sat there trying to figure out the perfect girl to meet when Ron comes barging in like the freckled- face asshole that he is, and scares Harry so bad that he almost shits in his pants. That, and Harry's ice coffee spilled all over his crotch, making his cock.I mean "genital area". sopping wet and really tiny because the drink was that cold. However, Harry could careless because he was going to wring his wily [A/N Hehe.I made that up ^_^] any way, so this was a good excuse to go and do that. After that was out of the way, Harry stared up at Ron who was like, a frikin foot taller than him because he ate chicken hormones when he was a kid [A/N-Don't ask.I read that some where] and simply asked him "Don't you know how to knock?" Of course, Ron being the primitive fuck up that he is said "No". Harry refrained himself from going all psycho bitch on his ass, and instead asked "Was there something you wanted to tell me?" Ron looked at him like the fucked up asshole that he is for a moment, but then remembered why he came their. "Oh yeah, Hermione has a girl for you to meet" Harry stared at him for a moment, then gathered up his coat and followed Ron to meet this mystery women. Meanwhile, Hermione was being her ghetto "gangster" self, and talking to this hot but crazy ass girl who was addicted to fire and watching things rot or blow up [A/N-That's me ^_^] from inside the Hermione house. Hermione sat there, reading a book on sex because she's just to ugly to get laid, and fantasying about Michael Jackson because she's just weird like that, and male pedophiles make her real horny, because she's actually a guy dressed up like a girl 'cause her dick doesn't work and if you don't believe me ask Draco because he's in St. Mungo's traumatized for by the sight of Hermione naked, and..wait, I'm rambling, aren't I? Sorry! Any way, Hermione is sitting there when the guys arrive. Hermione stands up and goes to Harry saying "My brotha, I got one fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine bi-atch fo' you to meet to-nite. I mean, damn you might wanna tap this bi-atches ass cause that shit be da nizzo Fo' shizzo." Ron smiled really stupidly, and said " Fo' rizzo?" Harry stared at them, and just said "Err, yea.can you just introduce us?' "Oh, yea sure," Hermione said" Harry, this be the bitch, Severa Septima Snape."
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Harry just sat there staring at The Daily Prophet with a really dumb but adorable expression on his face. He just kept on staring at the match- making columns sighing repeatedly, like a .thing that sighs.repeatedly.yeah, like that.except more by like, a billion times another big number and.stuff. Yeah.like that. Uh, yeah.I'm going to shut up now. Any way, the short-ass twenty-four year old sat there trying to figure out the perfect girl to meet when Ron comes barging in like the freckled- face asshole that he is, and scares Harry so bad that he almost shits in his pants. That, and Harry's ice coffee spilled all over his crotch, making his cock.I mean "genital area". sopping wet and really tiny because the drink was that cold. However, Harry could careless because he was going to wring his wily [A/N Hehe.I made that up ^_^] any way, so this was a good excuse to go and do that. After that was out of the way, Harry stared up at Ron who was like, a frikin foot taller than him because he ate chicken hormones when he was a kid [A/N-Don't ask.I read that some where] and simply asked him "Don't you know how to knock?" Of course, Ron being the primitive fuck up that he is said "No". Harry refrained himself from going all psycho bitch on his ass, and instead asked "Was there something you wanted to tell me?" Ron looked at him like the fucked up asshole that he is for a moment, but then remembered why he came their. "Oh yeah, Hermione has a girl for you to meet" Harry stared at him for a moment, then gathered up his coat and followed Ron to meet this mystery women. Meanwhile, Hermione was being her ghetto "gangster" self, and talking to this hot but crazy ass girl who was addicted to fire and watching things rot or blow up [A/N-That's me ^_^] from inside the Hermione house. Hermione sat there, reading a book on sex because she's just to ugly to get laid, and fantasying about Michael Jackson because she's just weird like that, and male pedophiles make her real horny, because she's actually a guy dressed up like a girl 'cause her dick doesn't work and if you don't believe me ask Draco because he's in St. Mungo's traumatized for by the sight of Hermione naked, and..wait, I'm rambling, aren't I? Sorry! Any way, Hermione is sitting there when the guys arrive. Hermione stands up and goes to Harry saying "My brotha, I got one fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine bi-atch fo' you to meet to-nite. I mean, damn you might wanna tap this bi-atches ass cause that shit be da nizzo Fo' shizzo." Ron smiled really stupidly, and said " Fo' rizzo?" Harry stared at them, and just said "Err, yea.can you just introduce us?' "Oh, yea sure," Hermione said" Harry, this be the bitch, Severa Septima Snape."
Cliffy ^_^ MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
R&R Guys, but if you flame me, you will die.