Disclaimer: Draco and Lucius Malfoy do not belong to me. Nor does the song, "Stacey's Mom." Nor does the idea for this song, either, which truthfully belong to my best friend, Kitty. However, the majority of the lyrics were made up in my head, but I don't really think I own my thoughts, either... ^_^
To The Tune of "Stacey's Mom":
Draco's dad is not half bad
Draco's dad is not half bad
Draco's dad is not half bad
Draco's dad is not half bad
Draco, can I come over this vacation? (vacation)
We can listen to your dad's conversations. (conversations)
Is your dad back from his "business trip"? (business trip)
Is he there or is Voldie giving him lip? (giving lip)
You know, I'm not the little girl that I used to be.
I'm in 7th Year now,
old enough to marry...
Draco's dad is not half bad.
He's what I want, and I'll wait till I go mad.
Draco, can't you see
you're just not the guy for me.
I know it might be bad, but I'm in love with Draco's dad.
Draco's dad is not half bad.
Draco's dad is not half bad.
Draco, do you remember when I cleaned your house? (cleaned your house)
Your dad came out of the bathroom, completely doused. (completely doused)
I could tell he liked me when he didn't get a towel... (no towel)
And the way he uses his wand makes me wanna howl. (wanna howl)
And I know you think it's really dumb of me,
but since your mom "got hurt"
your dad could use a girl like me.
Draco's dad is not half bad.
He's what I want, and I'll wait till I go mad.
Draco, can't you see
you're just not the guy for me.
I know it might be bad, but I'm in love with Draco's dad.
Draco's dad is not half bad.
He's what I want, and I'll wait till I go mad.
Draco, can't you see
you're just not the guy for me.
I know it might be bad, but I'm in love with Draco's dad.
Oh-oh-o-oh.
(I'm in love with) Draco's dad.
Oh-oh-o-oh
Draco, can't you see
you're just not the guy for me.
I know it might be bad, but I'm in love with Draco's dad.
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R/R please!! This was just a very short thing that my friend and I have been talking about for a while... ^_^