Kuz

Hey everybody! I'm back with another chapter to 'Kuz'!! Isn't that wonderful?!? Now I won't be threatened by people with tomatoes and other... 'things' who want more chapters!!!!! Isn't that a relief? Heh! On with more 'Kuz'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Kagome listened carefully to what her cousin had to say. And so far, she was not pleased at all. That is, until we come in...

"...and please Kagome, don't hurt me! I-I'll do anything! B-but please 'OH GREAT AND POWERFUL COUSIN ONE-PERSON-DUDE' don't be a-angry about my stupid actions! Please!!!!! HAVE MERCY!!!" Oh, Kuwabarra had a way with words. And this time, just because she felt like laughing at the poor, helpless teenager sitting on her floor holding onto her legs like a life line (which it probably WAS), she'd let him go. NEXT time, however, he'd feel her wrath! That was a promise.

Looking down she remembered something. "Hey, Kuwabarra, you said that friend of yours, Yu-something Ura-what, made a 'comment' about me or something? Right?" Her cousin looked up at her like a scared puppy for a moment, before he got the message that he would live to see another day. Standing and dusting himself off, Kuwabarra nodded his head.

"Yuusuke Urameshi? Yeah, he did. Why?"

Kagome thought for second before asking what was on her mind. "What EXACTLY did he say? I'd REALLY like to know."

Kuwabarra thought for a second on the answer to that question. Then, he cleared his throat, and mimicked (HORRIBLY mimicked, I might add) Yuusuke's voice.

"Ahem... 'Oh, so her name's Kagome huh? Well if you don't make your move, someone else's gonna take her. Like me.' And that's exactly what he said." Kuwabarra was feeling better that he'd put his plan into action, that is, until his cousin began to growl.

Oh that Yuu-whos-a-what's-his-stupid-name guy had REALLLLY over stepped a boundary there! No one EVER claimed her like some piece of junk! EVER!!! This guy had run out of luck, because she'd already been the nice girl side of her personality by allowing Kuwabarra some mercy. Now it was time to feed her 'I'm a punk, touch me and you die' side of her personality by ANNIHALATING (sp?) that good for nothing jerk!

Kagome clenched her fists while she began to stalk toward the door. Suddenly, she was pulled back. It was Kuwabarra, of course, who had somehow regained his lost courage. She looked at him oddly before raising a delicate eyebrow. "Well..." she started. This silent thing was becoming annoying.

Kuwabarra huffed. "You should know better than to kill someone you don't know ANYTHING what-so-ever about! HMPH!" He had no idea why he was acting like he ACTUALLY wanted Yuusuke to live, but something told him it would prove to his liking more.

Kagome thought on this for a bit, before a plan formed in her mind. Smirking wolfishly, she pulled out of Kuwabarra's grasp. He DID have a point, and so she'd play by his rules for a while.

"You know, you're right, I should really get to know that guy before anything else happens. Follow me Kuwabarra."

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The rest of the Yu Yu gang sat patiently, only hearing a bit of cries from Kuwabarra about "... MERCY!" and the occasional muffled reply. All of them wondered what was going on in there. Was someone dying?

Suddenly, the kitchen door opened to reveal Kuwabarra's gorgeous girlfriend, and the stupid monkey himself. Once again everyone wondered how on Earth did Kuwabarra got her to be his girlfriend. They knew it couldn't be because of his looks, that was for sure. The girl, Kagome, stalked over to Yuusuke. She sat next to him and batted her eyelashes girlily. (I know, not a word. *Sigh* But oh well!)

"Like HI!" she giggled cutely. "Like I'm Kagome! You're Yuusuke, like right? Oh my, like, gosh! I've like, heard so much about you! Like, you have a HUGE rep., I mean you're like, the best fighter I've like, ever, like, heard of! Like, that's so cool! And like, do you, like, have like a girlfriend? Like common! Tell me, like soon! Hee-hee! Like, who are, like, your friends?"

Yuusuke looked at this girl for a second, before grinning like crazy! Oh he liked her now! She wasn't one of those control freak girls, but the cheerleader type. Maybe he could get to know her...

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HA! You weren't expecting that, were you? Don't lie, I know, you weren't! Well, ANOTHER one of my oh so famous cliffhangers. Was this chapter longer? I'm still working on that if it isn't... Anyhoo, c ya L8er! Ja Ne!!