Disclaimer : nah, still not mine.
Pairing : Inukai [my first time at it! hope it ain't bad. wrote it to keep myself awake.. so.. yeah. :P]

Title : Elaboration

One day, Kaidoh couldn't help but ask.

"Why me?"

"Hm?" the other boy paused mid-stretch and contemplated the question.

"Why me, senpai?"

"Why what?" Came the reply, although Kaidoh could have sworn he saw a brief smirk making an appearance on his senior's face seconds ago. "You've being awfully vague today."

"Erm." Should he go on? "I - It's -" He took a deep breath. "The extra attention, training with me, helping me with my boomerang snake, playing doubles..." He garbled on, talking faster and faster, suddenly desperate for the conversation to end.

Inui cocked his head. "Because you're fun." He stated very matter-of-factly.

"...And then - " Kaidoh blinked. "Aa. Fun." Right.

"Fun." Inui repeated, and a light brush of skin finally alerted Kaidoh of their close proximity. It was unexpected, of course, since the younger boy looked pretty much horrified. An arm against the tree behind Kaidoh effectively blocked any escape.

"Aa. Senpai.. Erm."

A slight duck of his head later, Kaidoh found himself nose-to-nose with Inui, who was smiling like Tezuka had fainted upon drinking Aozu. All in all, it spelt 'Not Good' for our resident mamushi. Though... he was starting to wonder how those eyes looked like behind the pair of mirrors Inui had for glasses. Millimeters from touching and yet not, Kaidoh pressed himself into the tree as his throat felt strangely dry. He decided five seconds ago, that the situation had graduated to 'This Sucks' and was continuing its merry way down the road to 'Oh My God This Is So Bad I Want To Die'. He figured it would be sooner rather than later.

Seriously... Why me?

Inui's free hand reached up to pluck the bandanna off his junior's head and Kaidoh gave a violent jump.
"Because," he started to explain, voice taking on a low purr Kaidoh had never heard before. "You're fun to play with." The taller of the two whispered, as he tucked the green cloth into his back pocket. "You're fun to..." Inui let their noses touch. "Tease.." Kaidoh suppressed the urge to start groaning and closed his eyes. The other boy just smirked. "And you're fun to torture..." He continued, putting his left hand at Kaidoh's waist, and was rewarded with a sharp intake of breath. "Most of all..." He breathed into Kaidoh's ear, "You're fun to watch when - "

Moments later, Inui sat on the park bench, cheerfully scribbling into his notebook. Kaidoh had long since made his hasty escape, but not before tripping over two dustbins and mumbling about homework and pet mice. Running hands through his spiked hair, he stared after the retreating figure as it ran off into the distance. He pressed the pen against his tingling lips.

"Mm. Most of all, you're fun to watch when you lose control."

-Owari-

A/N : hehe. dunno how it is.. izzit ok? it's for moeruze, i guess. she and her crazy inukai obsession. ^_^ i'm not as good with inukai as compared to Golden pair. ah well. but i was sleepy. all the GP fluffiness would put me asleep. so why not try out the insanity for a while, eh? XD