THANKYOU FOR THE MUSIC

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Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter and co. J.K Rowling does. Nor do I own Lay All Your Love On Me. ABBA does. And though I love both artists and thank them for their inspiration, it hasn't stopped me from creating this parody. Which I own. Now that all that's cleared up, let's get on with the show! Enjoy!

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LAY ALL YOUR LOVE ON ME

sung by Hermione Granger

I wasn't frightened before I knew

In every fanfic account

I'm mad with love for you

Now understand

That it isn't right

For me to dream of my

Potions Master late at night

And now we are in class

By chance you touched my arse

And suddenly

It dawns on me

I feel for you

Who cares that it's a sick notion

Lay all your love on me

Now every time that I look at you

All I can think of is

The next time we're gonna screw

I still don't know

What you've done with me

I am not acting

At all like Hermione

And now I think of it

You've also changed a bit

No longer mean

And looking clean

What's going on

Who cares that it's a sick notion

Lay all your love on me

Forget about brewing potions

Lay all your love on me

I've never had many love affairs

Neither has Sevvie

But obviously nobody cares

We are so hot when it comes to bed

In fact, we're so hot

That now we're going to be wed

Though I could be your daughter

We won't land in hot water

Everyone's for

Even Dumbledore

What can I say

Who cares that it's a sick notion

Lay all your love on me

Forget about brewing potions

Lay all your love on me

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AUTHOR'S NOTE: This one would have to be my favourite. So much fun to write. I couldn't get over how perfectly the song fit for the Hermione/Snape ship. Which I am quite a fan of, I should add. "Ring, Ring" is coming up next, but until then, here are my reviewer thanks for "Mamma Mia":

Kemenran: I'm glad "Mamma Mia" was another good chapter. It was my favourite, until I wrote this one, lol. And I must admit, I'm not familiar with "The Piper" so it won't be done. Sorry. But hopefully the songs I do use will be good enough. Thanks for the review :)

jacfaithmac: Hehe, genius ay? Well, I'll be sure to remember that one! Yes, Snape is definitely a great character to torture in song parodies. He always seems to work. I remember one time when I was listening to "I'm Too Sexy" by Rightsaid Fred, it just struck me how well that song suited Snape. And so that fic was born, lol. But back to this, thanks for the review and I'm glad you're enjoying it :)

Golden Lunar Eclipse: I'm glad you came back for more, and that, most importantly, you enjoyed it. Picturing Snape in the most odd songs is fun. I remember how funny it was picturing him in a Death Eater version of "Voulez Vous". Hmm, there's an idea for the song, lol. Good luck in your last exam, I know the feeling of dreaded exams, mine finished just over a fortnight ago. Freedom is sweet! And before you know it, you'll be free too :) Anyway, hope you liked this chapter, and thanks for the review :)

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