How to torture freshmen 41 and 55!
-start by noticing that they both have a crush on each other...
-then get other torturers involve (i.e. Meghan, Lori and Holly)
-the stroke your chins like you have a beard while looking at
aforementioned freshmen
-when 41 goes "WHAT!?!" turn around and pretend like nothing happened
- When 41 suddenly yells "ARE YOU ASIAN!?!" laugh hysterically because you
thought she was talking to you
-When Meghan looks confused try to explain with hand motions what just
happened because you're laughing to hard...
-By doing this you will confuse Meghan who thinks she needs to make a cover
so 41 won't know what's going on...
-Her cover will be a blonde joke (i.e. what do you get when you cross a
duck and a goose! HALF A GOOSE!!! GET IT!!! HA HA HA!)
-When she goes that's not funny! Have Lori come up with a new dumb blonde
joke (i.e. 3 blondes were sitting in a restaurant chanting 41! 41! then the
waiter came up to them and asked them what they were doing and the blondes
say, "We just finished a puzzle! The box said 2-4 years! But it only took
up 41 days! 41! 41!)
-Laugh hysterically at the joke, 41 won't understand, say it's a blonde
thing
-ignore when 41 calls you racists for saying it's a blonde thing...
- when 41 leaves again make up funny little sayings (i.e. One day a tuba
that you wish will come true- Meghan; when you kiss a tuba it'll become a
real boy- me; never said they had to make sense
-then jump up on your chairs after hitting the sax.'s that were in your way
and shake your head at 41 and 55
-when 41 yells "WHAT!?!?!?!" again turn around again and pretend nothing
happened
- when 41 comes back have Lori make up another dumb blonde joke (i.e. so
it's this Lumberjack's first day a work he goes to breakfast and is eating
his flapjacks when all of a sudden someone yells 14! and everyone but the
newbie lumberjack laughs hysterically. The lumberjack to his left then
explained that they'd told the same old jokes over and over again that they
just made numbers for them, so then the newbie shouts 25! no one
laughs...the lumberjack to his left says "well 25 just isn't funny,")
-laugh hysterically until 41 leaves...
-when 55 comes to spray valve grease on you ask him why...when he just
leaves make up more little sayings (i.e. the protector- Lori; The protector
rides on his valiant tuba- Me;)
-Then make up a song to go along with it (i.e. somewhere over the tuba
-Meghan) just ignore the wrongness of that phrase.
-when 41 comes back to ask what your singing shout "the lumberjack! 55!!!"
when she's confused tell her to think reverse alphabetical order (i.e.
reverse alphabetical order of the band when be aforementioned tuba)
-Then reiterate the duck/goose joke and then say what do you get when you
cross a flute and a tuba?!? LITTLE TUBA'S!!!!-me; Wouldn't that be
mellophones?-Lori
- once 41 understands what you're talking about and turns read tease her
mercilessly about it until the football game is over
-start by noticing that they both have a crush on each other...
-then get other torturers involve (i.e. Meghan, Lori and Holly)
-the stroke your chins like you have a beard while looking at
aforementioned freshmen
-when 41 goes "WHAT!?!" turn around and pretend like nothing happened
- When 41 suddenly yells "ARE YOU ASIAN!?!" laugh hysterically because you
thought she was talking to you
-When Meghan looks confused try to explain with hand motions what just
happened because you're laughing to hard...
-By doing this you will confuse Meghan who thinks she needs to make a cover
so 41 won't know what's going on...
-Her cover will be a blonde joke (i.e. what do you get when you cross a
duck and a goose! HALF A GOOSE!!! GET IT!!! HA HA HA!)
-When she goes that's not funny! Have Lori come up with a new dumb blonde
joke (i.e. 3 blondes were sitting in a restaurant chanting 41! 41! then the
waiter came up to them and asked them what they were doing and the blondes
say, "We just finished a puzzle! The box said 2-4 years! But it only took
up 41 days! 41! 41!)
-Laugh hysterically at the joke, 41 won't understand, say it's a blonde
thing
-ignore when 41 calls you racists for saying it's a blonde thing...
- when 41 leaves again make up funny little sayings (i.e. One day a tuba
that you wish will come true- Meghan; when you kiss a tuba it'll become a
real boy- me; never said they had to make sense
-then jump up on your chairs after hitting the sax.'s that were in your way
and shake your head at 41 and 55
-when 41 yells "WHAT!?!?!?!" again turn around again and pretend nothing
happened
- when 41 comes back have Lori make up another dumb blonde joke (i.e. so
it's this Lumberjack's first day a work he goes to breakfast and is eating
his flapjacks when all of a sudden someone yells 14! and everyone but the
newbie lumberjack laughs hysterically. The lumberjack to his left then
explained that they'd told the same old jokes over and over again that they
just made numbers for them, so then the newbie shouts 25! no one
laughs...the lumberjack to his left says "well 25 just isn't funny,")
-laugh hysterically until 41 leaves...
-when 55 comes to spray valve grease on you ask him why...when he just
leaves make up more little sayings (i.e. the protector- Lori; The protector
rides on his valiant tuba- Me;)
-Then make up a song to go along with it (i.e. somewhere over the tuba
-Meghan) just ignore the wrongness of that phrase.
-when 41 comes back to ask what your singing shout "the lumberjack! 55!!!"
when she's confused tell her to think reverse alphabetical order (i.e.
reverse alphabetical order of the band when be aforementioned tuba)
-Then reiterate the duck/goose joke and then say what do you get when you
cross a flute and a tuba?!? LITTLE TUBA'S!!!!-me; Wouldn't that be
mellophones?-Lori
- once 41 understands what you're talking about and turns read tease her
mercilessly about it until the football game is over