This is my ~ possibly ~ long awaited Windwaker parody! I do not own
Windwaker or Yu-Gi-Oh!, and this is for humor. Now enjoy!
The Beginning Of Something Else Entirely
~
~ This is but one of the legends people speak . . .
Yami: Then how come this is the only legend people really talk about?
Authoress: HUSH!! Or do you want to be a duck again?!
Yami: * in a quiet voice * No . . . .
Authoress: Then don't interrupt!
~ Long ago, there existed a kingdom where the golden power lay hidden
~ It was a prosperous land, blessed with green forests, tall mountains and peace
Yugi: Don't people know by now that a place like that would eventually be corrupted?
Authoress: HUSH!!!
Yami: * whispering to Yugi * She's VERY touchy on legends and such
Yugi: Ah.
~ But one day a man of great evil found the golden power, and took it for himself
Seto: Well no DUH!! Every bad guy does that!
~ With it's strength at his command, he used it to spread darkness across the kingdom
Yami: How come that's what they ALL want to do? It's always, take over the world, or destroy it. I'd like to see them do something inventive
Authoress: * conks them all on the head *
~ But then, when all hope had died, and the hour of doom seemed at hand . . .
~ . . . A young boy clothed in green appeared as if from nowhere
Yami+Yugi: THAT WAS ME!!
A.Link+Y.Link: NO, THAT WAS US!!
~ Wielding the sword of evil's bane, he sealed the dark one away, and gave the land light
Yami: But it didn't work! Why can't they KILL anything?
~ This boy, who traveled through time to save the land, was known as the Hero of Time
Yugi: THAT WAS ME AND YOU KNOW IT!!!
Mokuba: SHUT UP ALREADY!!! I'M SICK OF YOUR YELLING!!!
~ The boy's tale was passed down through generations until it became legend
~ But then a day came when a fell wind began to blow across the kingdom
Duke: That was a dumb way of putting.
Authoress: * hits him *
Duke: HEY!!!
~ The great evil that all though had been forever sealed by the hero . . .
~ . . . once again crept forth from the depths of the earth, ready to resume it's dark designs
Yami: Like I said, why didn't' they just KILL it?!
Authoress: 'Cause YOU didn't'!!!
~ The people believed the Hero of Time would again come to save them
~ . . . but the hero did not appear
Yugi: Because Zelda sent him back! Otherwise, this wouldn't have happened! * glares at Téa *
Téa: What did I do?
~ Faced by an onslaught of evil, the people could do nothing more then appeal to the gods.
Yugi: I don't recall them being THAT religious.
~ In their last hour, as doom drew nigh, they left their future in the hands of fate
Yami: Whose fate?
Téa: It's just an expression Yami!! -_-;;
~ What became of the kingdom?
None remain who know.
Yami: Well that's just down right stupid!!
~ The memory of the kingdom vanished, but it's legend survived on the wind's breath
~ On a certain island, it is customary to garb boys in green when they came of age
Authoress: Phew, no interruptions so far
~ Clothed in the green of fields, they aspired to find heroic blades and cast down evil
Yami: What naïve fools!
Authoress: * hits him on the head *
~ The elders wished only for the youths to know courage like the hero of legend . . .
Yugi: That was lengthy.
Authoress: BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE WOULD INTERRUPT!!!
[Outset Island]
We see Rebecca in an Aryl outfit, and she is running around the island, looking for her older brother.
Rebecca: JOEY!!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!!!
Joey: * in Link's PJs * ZZzzzzzzzzzzzz . . .
Rebecca: * finds Joey on the lookout * Wake up, idiot!
Joey: * rubs his eyes * MY sister never called me an idiot!
Rebecca: Well, I'M not your sister! And Grandpa is wondering if you've gotten that cup of flour from whats-her-name.
Joey: I was supposed to get him a cup of flour?
Rebecca: YEAH!!! HE SAID YOU COULDN'T COME BACK UNLESS YOU DID!!! BAKA!!
Joey: I just thought he said get out until I learn to eat correctly.
Rebecca: -_-; Well, it's your birthday.
Joey: Way to wake up on your birthday.
Rebecca: And that means your old enough to wear some of those old stupid clothes!!
Joey: Nuts. YOU don't have to!
Rebecca: 'Cause I was born a gir!
Joey: Why wasn't I a girl?
Rebecca: Well, you would have to have periods . . .
Joey: * shudders * I'll just go see grandpa. * leaves and tries to find his house *
Grandpa: * who is also Orca * What are you doing here Joey?
Joey: I'm trying to find my house!
Grandpa: It's that one - end of the road.
Joey: Thanks Grandpa! * dashes off to his house *
[Outset Island - Joey's house]
Joey: Where's Grandpa?
Grandpa: * dressed like Link's Grandma * Up here, baka!!
Joey: T_T Would everyone just stop calling me baka?
Grandpa: Maybe if you smartened up a bit! Now get up here!
Joey: Fine * climbs ladder *
Grandpa: Good. Man, I can't believe you had to be shrunken to Yugi's height.
Joey: Yeah. And from what I can tell, people here aren't very much taller then me.
Grandpa: Yep. You should see Windfall Island. That place has fully grown people that are YUGI'S height.
Joey: o.O
Grandpa: Anyway, you have to put on these clothes * hands Joey the clothes *
Joey: RIGHT HERE?!???!?!?!!
Grandpa: I know what you look like. Besides, you ARE wearing underwear, aren't you?
Joey: Yeah, but . . .
Grandpa: Fine. I won't look. * turns around *
Joey: * gets in the clothes *
Grandpa: Whoops! I gave you the invisible ones! Quickly get into these! It's the right pair!
Joey: * quickly gets in the right pair *
Grandpa: Much better. Now go get your sister. Then we'll have a party.
Joey: What kind of party?
Grandpa: A party where everyone on the island comes and celebrates your coming of age! This was the age of the great hero!
Yugi: * comes into the scene * Ok, first off, he was about 10. NOT 12!! And then, when he pulled the Master Sword, and was sealed in the Sacred Realm, and then he was 17. Get your facts straight people!
Authoress: Sounds like me and my brother. And why aren't you wearing that ultra cute Young Link outfit?
Yugi: * blushes * It's too cold.
Grandpa: A-HEM!!
Authoress: oops . . . sorry.
Joey: Yeah, let's get on with the story.
[Outset Island]
Joey: Now to go find Rebecca. God, why did the Authoress do this to me?
Rebecca: Because in the dub you are a dumbass!!!
Joey: Rebecca, get down here so I can slit your throat!!!!!!
Rebecca: AH!!! * drops telescope *
Joey: * gets hit in the head by the telescope * OW!!!
Rebecca: HEY!! Mailman!! Help!! My brother is trying to kill me!!!
Yami: * who happens to be Quill, the postman * Joey is trying to kill you? Well, I don't blame him!
Rebecca: * muttering * son of a . . . .
Yami: * looks up * Um . . . Joey? Look up with that telescope.
Joey: Eh? * grabs telescope and looks up *
They see a giant bird (Queen Bird to be exact, you picky people!), holding Mai in its talons. Then a canon ball is fired at it, and after a few tries, it hits the bird, and Mai fall onto the mountain, and into the forest.
Rebecca: Go save Mai, Joey!!!
Joey: Why should I?
Yami: Because we all know you like her.
Joey: WHAT??!?!
Yami: Come ON Joey!! It's SO obvious!
Rebecca: So get a sword and go into the forest!
Joey: Alright alright!!!
[Outset Island - Orca's house]
Grandpa: So, you want a sword?
Joey: Yeah. Everyone told me to save Mai.
Grandpa: AH HA!!! IT IS TRUE!!! HAhAhAhAHAH!!!!! YOU DO LIKE MAI!!!
Joey: * starts fuming * Would everyone SHUT UP about it? * grabs sword and leaves *
Grandpa: Too bad he doesn't know how to use it.
--- --- ---
And there's chapter 1!! Hope some of my old reviewers read this . . .
Yugi: And you just HAD to stick me HERE, didn't you?
Yep!! ^____^
Yugi: * sighs * It's gonna be ANOTHER long fic . . .
The Beginning Of Something Else Entirely
~
~ This is but one of the legends people speak . . .
Yami: Then how come this is the only legend people really talk about?
Authoress: HUSH!! Or do you want to be a duck again?!
Yami: * in a quiet voice * No . . . .
Authoress: Then don't interrupt!
~ Long ago, there existed a kingdom where the golden power lay hidden
~ It was a prosperous land, blessed with green forests, tall mountains and peace
Yugi: Don't people know by now that a place like that would eventually be corrupted?
Authoress: HUSH!!!
Yami: * whispering to Yugi * She's VERY touchy on legends and such
Yugi: Ah.
~ But one day a man of great evil found the golden power, and took it for himself
Seto: Well no DUH!! Every bad guy does that!
~ With it's strength at his command, he used it to spread darkness across the kingdom
Yami: How come that's what they ALL want to do? It's always, take over the world, or destroy it. I'd like to see them do something inventive
Authoress: * conks them all on the head *
~ But then, when all hope had died, and the hour of doom seemed at hand . . .
~ . . . A young boy clothed in green appeared as if from nowhere
Yami+Yugi: THAT WAS ME!!
A.Link+Y.Link: NO, THAT WAS US!!
~ Wielding the sword of evil's bane, he sealed the dark one away, and gave the land light
Yami: But it didn't work! Why can't they KILL anything?
~ This boy, who traveled through time to save the land, was known as the Hero of Time
Yugi: THAT WAS ME AND YOU KNOW IT!!!
Mokuba: SHUT UP ALREADY!!! I'M SICK OF YOUR YELLING!!!
~ The boy's tale was passed down through generations until it became legend
~ But then a day came when a fell wind began to blow across the kingdom
Duke: That was a dumb way of putting.
Authoress: * hits him *
Duke: HEY!!!
~ The great evil that all though had been forever sealed by the hero . . .
~ . . . once again crept forth from the depths of the earth, ready to resume it's dark designs
Yami: Like I said, why didn't' they just KILL it?!
Authoress: 'Cause YOU didn't'!!!
~ The people believed the Hero of Time would again come to save them
~ . . . but the hero did not appear
Yugi: Because Zelda sent him back! Otherwise, this wouldn't have happened! * glares at Téa *
Téa: What did I do?
~ Faced by an onslaught of evil, the people could do nothing more then appeal to the gods.
Yugi: I don't recall them being THAT religious.
~ In their last hour, as doom drew nigh, they left their future in the hands of fate
Yami: Whose fate?
Téa: It's just an expression Yami!! -_-;;
~ What became of the kingdom?
None remain who know.
Yami: Well that's just down right stupid!!
~ The memory of the kingdom vanished, but it's legend survived on the wind's breath
~ On a certain island, it is customary to garb boys in green when they came of age
Authoress: Phew, no interruptions so far
~ Clothed in the green of fields, they aspired to find heroic blades and cast down evil
Yami: What naïve fools!
Authoress: * hits him on the head *
~ The elders wished only for the youths to know courage like the hero of legend . . .
Yugi: That was lengthy.
Authoress: BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE WOULD INTERRUPT!!!
[Outset Island]
We see Rebecca in an Aryl outfit, and she is running around the island, looking for her older brother.
Rebecca: JOEY!!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!!!
Joey: * in Link's PJs * ZZzzzzzzzzzzzz . . .
Rebecca: * finds Joey on the lookout * Wake up, idiot!
Joey: * rubs his eyes * MY sister never called me an idiot!
Rebecca: Well, I'M not your sister! And Grandpa is wondering if you've gotten that cup of flour from whats-her-name.
Joey: I was supposed to get him a cup of flour?
Rebecca: YEAH!!! HE SAID YOU COULDN'T COME BACK UNLESS YOU DID!!! BAKA!!
Joey: I just thought he said get out until I learn to eat correctly.
Rebecca: -_-; Well, it's your birthday.
Joey: Way to wake up on your birthday.
Rebecca: And that means your old enough to wear some of those old stupid clothes!!
Joey: Nuts. YOU don't have to!
Rebecca: 'Cause I was born a gir!
Joey: Why wasn't I a girl?
Rebecca: Well, you would have to have periods . . .
Joey: * shudders * I'll just go see grandpa. * leaves and tries to find his house *
Grandpa: * who is also Orca * What are you doing here Joey?
Joey: I'm trying to find my house!
Grandpa: It's that one - end of the road.
Joey: Thanks Grandpa! * dashes off to his house *
[Outset Island - Joey's house]
Joey: Where's Grandpa?
Grandpa: * dressed like Link's Grandma * Up here, baka!!
Joey: T_T Would everyone just stop calling me baka?
Grandpa: Maybe if you smartened up a bit! Now get up here!
Joey: Fine * climbs ladder *
Grandpa: Good. Man, I can't believe you had to be shrunken to Yugi's height.
Joey: Yeah. And from what I can tell, people here aren't very much taller then me.
Grandpa: Yep. You should see Windfall Island. That place has fully grown people that are YUGI'S height.
Joey: o.O
Grandpa: Anyway, you have to put on these clothes * hands Joey the clothes *
Joey: RIGHT HERE?!???!?!?!!
Grandpa: I know what you look like. Besides, you ARE wearing underwear, aren't you?
Joey: Yeah, but . . .
Grandpa: Fine. I won't look. * turns around *
Joey: * gets in the clothes *
Grandpa: Whoops! I gave you the invisible ones! Quickly get into these! It's the right pair!
Joey: * quickly gets in the right pair *
Grandpa: Much better. Now go get your sister. Then we'll have a party.
Joey: What kind of party?
Grandpa: A party where everyone on the island comes and celebrates your coming of age! This was the age of the great hero!
Yugi: * comes into the scene * Ok, first off, he was about 10. NOT 12!! And then, when he pulled the Master Sword, and was sealed in the Sacred Realm, and then he was 17. Get your facts straight people!
Authoress: Sounds like me and my brother. And why aren't you wearing that ultra cute Young Link outfit?
Yugi: * blushes * It's too cold.
Grandpa: A-HEM!!
Authoress: oops . . . sorry.
Joey: Yeah, let's get on with the story.
[Outset Island]
Joey: Now to go find Rebecca. God, why did the Authoress do this to me?
Rebecca: Because in the dub you are a dumbass!!!
Joey: Rebecca, get down here so I can slit your throat!!!!!!
Rebecca: AH!!! * drops telescope *
Joey: * gets hit in the head by the telescope * OW!!!
Rebecca: HEY!! Mailman!! Help!! My brother is trying to kill me!!!
Yami: * who happens to be Quill, the postman * Joey is trying to kill you? Well, I don't blame him!
Rebecca: * muttering * son of a . . . .
Yami: * looks up * Um . . . Joey? Look up with that telescope.
Joey: Eh? * grabs telescope and looks up *
They see a giant bird (Queen Bird to be exact, you picky people!), holding Mai in its talons. Then a canon ball is fired at it, and after a few tries, it hits the bird, and Mai fall onto the mountain, and into the forest.
Rebecca: Go save Mai, Joey!!!
Joey: Why should I?
Yami: Because we all know you like her.
Joey: WHAT??!?!
Yami: Come ON Joey!! It's SO obvious!
Rebecca: So get a sword and go into the forest!
Joey: Alright alright!!!
[Outset Island - Orca's house]
Grandpa: So, you want a sword?
Joey: Yeah. Everyone told me to save Mai.
Grandpa: AH HA!!! IT IS TRUE!!! HAhAhAhAHAH!!!!! YOU DO LIKE MAI!!!
Joey: * starts fuming * Would everyone SHUT UP about it? * grabs sword and leaves *
Grandpa: Too bad he doesn't know how to use it.
--- --- ---
And there's chapter 1!! Hope some of my old reviewers read this . . .
Yugi: And you just HAD to stick me HERE, didn't you?
Yep!! ^____^
Yugi: * sighs * It's gonna be ANOTHER long fic . . .