Scary Movie; YGO Style!
By: GodessesOfTwistedFate
Mavelus: -_- Damnit, nothing from Derek. The bastard. Well, we begin chapter three.
KaibaPuppy: I'm lazy, I dun wanna do notes. Or this.
Mavelus: Me too, but every fifteen reviews we do this shit. -_- Meh, well after this we'll take a break for a couple of days.
Kaiba: Weeks.
Bakura: Months.
Yami: Years.
Mavelus: Centuries.
KaibaPuppy: Decades.
Everyone: -_-
Mavelus: Well, maybe not THAT long. ^-^;; Maybe a month.... or two.
~~~
Chapter 3:
~~~~~*~~~~~
(at the Miss Ugly pageant)
(ugly ppl come on stage)
(up on the balcony)
Tristan: (sees Tea) THERE'S MY WHORE!!
Random dude from audience: YEAH! THAT'S MY WHORE TOO!
Other Random Dude: YEAH! THE UGLIEST BITCH I'VE EVER SEEN!
Tristan: HEY!
YGO! Peeps (accept for Tristan and Tea) : Uh.. I think we're gonna leave now..
Bakura/Malik/Marik/Ryou: We'll be in the closet! (run in closet)
Everyone: (leaves)
Announcer dude: And now here's Tea and her Bay Watch impression!
Tea: (comes out on stage, is extremely hideous)
Crowd: (winces) (applaud)
Tea: (looks at crowd, sees Tristan on balcony and Scary Killer Dude behind him) (gasps, screams) OH MY GOD! HELP!!
Crowd: (is amazed)
Random person: Whoa, that girl can act..
Tea: YOU FUCKIN' BASTARDS! WHY WON'T ANYONE HELP?!
Scary Killer Dude: (stabs Tristan repeatedly)
Tristan: (dies) X_x
Tea: (runs back stage) NO! HE'S KILLING HIM!!
Crowd: Wow! (applaud and cheer)
Announcer: And the winner is: TEA GARDENER!!!
Tea: (runs to lesbo friends back stage) OH MY GOD! TRISTAN! HE'S DYING! I HAVE TO SAVE TRISTAN!!!
Lesbo friend 1: Tea, you won!
Tea: TRISTAN- wha?
Lesbo friend 2: You won!
Tea: I won? I won! I WON!
Yugi: (comes from nowhere) But what about Tristan?
Tea: Screw Tristan! I WON! (runs on stage)
Announcer dude: (sings winning song) Here she is, Miss Ugly, such lopsided tits-
Tea: (goes up to former Miss Ugly, snatches crown) Like, gimme the crown bitch. (puts it on)
Former Miss Ugly: (rolls eyes)
Announcer: (still singing) make any old lady go blind anytime, oh Miss Ugly! She's not so fine!
(Back on the balcony w/ Yami, Yugi, Joey, Kaiba, and Tea)
Yugi: I can't believe he actually killed Tristan!
Everyone: (starts conversation on Tristan's death)
(in the back round)
Scary Killer Dude: (drags Tristan bloody body over to a closet) (grunts) How can you eat so fuckin' much? You weigh a ton! (opens closet) What the fuck?!
Malik/Marik/Bakura/Ryou: (are in closet smoking weed)
Bakura: Ssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttt son! (is really high)
Malik: 'sup motha-fucka? (takes a puff)
Ryou: (smokes) I'm horny (sighs)
Marik: Hey, Killa! Want one? (holds up a bud) It's HIGH quality shit!
Bakura: And we mean HIGH.
All: (laugh hysterically)
Scary Killer Dude: (takes bud and takes a puff) Good shit. Now get outta my closet.
Bakura: No need ta be hatin'.
All: (leave closet)
Scary Killer Dude: (tosses Tristan in closet) (locks closet and gets a mop)
(at the conversation)
Yami: I think it's best we just go home and sleep on this (looks at Yugi suggestively)
Yugi: (doesn't notice) Good idea.
Scary Killer Dude: (mopping up the bloody floor)
Everyone: (leaves)
Scary Killer Dude: (tosses mop, dusts off hands, walks off whistling)
~*~
(at Yugi's house)
Yugi: (is in the bathtub shaving... his legs) Lalalalala! (shaves tongue) Lalalala-? (sees lots of hair on razor) Ew.. (rinses off razor, relaxes in bathtub) Ah..
Phone that is conveniently next to tub: (rings)
Yugi: (picks up phone) Hello?
Person: (sounds scary) Hi Yugi.
Yugi: O.o Who is this?!
Person: (is Yami) Yami, y'know, your boyfriend.
Yugi: Oh.
Yami: Yeah, I was just wondering- y'know- after what happened today, do you want me to come over. (sounds hopeful)
Yugi: (giggles) oh, no Yami. I'm okay, I promise. You don't have to come over.
Yami: Are you sure-? I mean-
Yugi: (giggles) No really, it's okay.
Yami: Okay, bye.
Yugi: Bye! (hangs up)
Phone: (rings)
Yugi: (giggles) (picks up phone) Oh Yami-
Person: (scary voice) I'm not Yami....
Yugi: O.o WHO IS THIS?!
Person: BWAHAHAHAHA! (click)
Yugi: (quickly jumps out of tub and changes) (runs down stairs)
Phone: (rings)
Yugi: AHH!
Phone: (ring)
Yugi: AHH!
Phone: (ring)
Yugi: AHH- oh, screw it. (picks up phone) H-hello?
Person w/ scary voice: Hello, Yugi...
Yugi: Who are you?!
Person w/ scary voice: I'm watching you...
Yugi: Where are you?!
Person w/ scary voice: You'll have to find me..
Yugi: ??? (looks around room) Huh? (blinks)
Little feet: (are wiggling behind the couch)
Person w/ scary voice: (snickering) You can't find me, you can't find me-
Yugi: Uh- Mr. Caller, sir- you're behind the couch.
Person w/ scary voice: (jumps up from behind the couch) DAMN! (is Scary Killer Dude) How'd you know?!
Yugi: Um- I saw your feet.
Scary Killer Dude: Shit. Turn around, shut your eyes, and no peeking!
Yugi: O-okay. (turns around and shuts his eyes)
Scary Killer Dude: (looks for a place to hide, looks at Yugi) No PEEKING!
Yugi: Eep! (shuts eyes tighter)
Scary Killer Dude: (tries to hide under the carpet) ... Wait... (gets up, hides behind curtain instead) (hook is sticking out) Okay, I'm ready!
Yugi: (turns around and opens eyes) Gee, Mr. Killer, I don't know where you are.
Scary Killer Dude: (jumps out from behind curtain) BOO!
Yugi: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (runs)
Scary Killer Dude: (chases Yugi around the couch) I'm gonna KILL ya!
Yugi: EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! (runs into kitchen) (looks at table) Gotta think fast!
On table: (has a choice between a gun, a knife, and a banana)
Yugi: Uh- uh- think quickly Yugi- BANANA! (grabs banana and runs upstairs)
Grandpa: Hello Yugi.
Yugi: Sorry Grandpa! (tosses him down the stairs)
Grandpa: YYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!! (falls on Scary Killer Dude)
Scary Killer Dude: Out of my way you old fart! (tries to run up the stairs)
Yugi: AAAAHHHHHHH! (pushes piano down the stairs)
Scary Killer Dude: ACK! X_x (gets hit with piano)
Yugi: (runs into room and blocks door w/ a dresser)
Scary Killer Dude: (stabs the door violently w/ hook)
Yugi: (calls 911) HELP! THERE'S A KILLER AT MY HOUSE!!
~~~~
Mavelus: Dun, dun, dun. Cliffy. (yawns of boredom) Wow, what crappy update.
KaibaPuppy: HERE, HERE!
Bakura/Yami: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........
Kaiba: (reading a magazine) Hn.
Mavelus: Review. Don't review. No, review. Yeah, review. NO FLAMES!
Kaiba: Just R/R this piece of crap already.
By: GodessesOfTwistedFate
Mavelus: -_- Damnit, nothing from Derek. The bastard. Well, we begin chapter three.
KaibaPuppy: I'm lazy, I dun wanna do notes. Or this.
Mavelus: Me too, but every fifteen reviews we do this shit. -_- Meh, well after this we'll take a break for a couple of days.
Kaiba: Weeks.
Bakura: Months.
Yami: Years.
Mavelus: Centuries.
KaibaPuppy: Decades.
Everyone: -_-
Mavelus: Well, maybe not THAT long. ^-^;; Maybe a month.... or two.
~~~
Chapter 3:
~~~~~*~~~~~
(at the Miss Ugly pageant)
(ugly ppl come on stage)
(up on the balcony)
Tristan: (sees Tea) THERE'S MY WHORE!!
Random dude from audience: YEAH! THAT'S MY WHORE TOO!
Other Random Dude: YEAH! THE UGLIEST BITCH I'VE EVER SEEN!
Tristan: HEY!
YGO! Peeps (accept for Tristan and Tea) : Uh.. I think we're gonna leave now..
Bakura/Malik/Marik/Ryou: We'll be in the closet! (run in closet)
Everyone: (leaves)
Announcer dude: And now here's Tea and her Bay Watch impression!
Tea: (comes out on stage, is extremely hideous)
Crowd: (winces) (applaud)
Tea: (looks at crowd, sees Tristan on balcony and Scary Killer Dude behind him) (gasps, screams) OH MY GOD! HELP!!
Crowd: (is amazed)
Random person: Whoa, that girl can act..
Tea: YOU FUCKIN' BASTARDS! WHY WON'T ANYONE HELP?!
Scary Killer Dude: (stabs Tristan repeatedly)
Tristan: (dies) X_x
Tea: (runs back stage) NO! HE'S KILLING HIM!!
Crowd: Wow! (applaud and cheer)
Announcer: And the winner is: TEA GARDENER!!!
Tea: (runs to lesbo friends back stage) OH MY GOD! TRISTAN! HE'S DYING! I HAVE TO SAVE TRISTAN!!!
Lesbo friend 1: Tea, you won!
Tea: TRISTAN- wha?
Lesbo friend 2: You won!
Tea: I won? I won! I WON!
Yugi: (comes from nowhere) But what about Tristan?
Tea: Screw Tristan! I WON! (runs on stage)
Announcer dude: (sings winning song) Here she is, Miss Ugly, such lopsided tits-
Tea: (goes up to former Miss Ugly, snatches crown) Like, gimme the crown bitch. (puts it on)
Former Miss Ugly: (rolls eyes)
Announcer: (still singing) make any old lady go blind anytime, oh Miss Ugly! She's not so fine!
(Back on the balcony w/ Yami, Yugi, Joey, Kaiba, and Tea)
Yugi: I can't believe he actually killed Tristan!
Everyone: (starts conversation on Tristan's death)
(in the back round)
Scary Killer Dude: (drags Tristan bloody body over to a closet) (grunts) How can you eat so fuckin' much? You weigh a ton! (opens closet) What the fuck?!
Malik/Marik/Bakura/Ryou: (are in closet smoking weed)
Bakura: Ssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttt son! (is really high)
Malik: 'sup motha-fucka? (takes a puff)
Ryou: (smokes) I'm horny (sighs)
Marik: Hey, Killa! Want one? (holds up a bud) It's HIGH quality shit!
Bakura: And we mean HIGH.
All: (laugh hysterically)
Scary Killer Dude: (takes bud and takes a puff) Good shit. Now get outta my closet.
Bakura: No need ta be hatin'.
All: (leave closet)
Scary Killer Dude: (tosses Tristan in closet) (locks closet and gets a mop)
(at the conversation)
Yami: I think it's best we just go home and sleep on this (looks at Yugi suggestively)
Yugi: (doesn't notice) Good idea.
Scary Killer Dude: (mopping up the bloody floor)
Everyone: (leaves)
Scary Killer Dude: (tosses mop, dusts off hands, walks off whistling)
~*~
(at Yugi's house)
Yugi: (is in the bathtub shaving... his legs) Lalalalala! (shaves tongue) Lalalala-? (sees lots of hair on razor) Ew.. (rinses off razor, relaxes in bathtub) Ah..
Phone that is conveniently next to tub: (rings)
Yugi: (picks up phone) Hello?
Person: (sounds scary) Hi Yugi.
Yugi: O.o Who is this?!
Person: (is Yami) Yami, y'know, your boyfriend.
Yugi: Oh.
Yami: Yeah, I was just wondering- y'know- after what happened today, do you want me to come over. (sounds hopeful)
Yugi: (giggles) oh, no Yami. I'm okay, I promise. You don't have to come over.
Yami: Are you sure-? I mean-
Yugi: (giggles) No really, it's okay.
Yami: Okay, bye.
Yugi: Bye! (hangs up)
Phone: (rings)
Yugi: (giggles) (picks up phone) Oh Yami-
Person: (scary voice) I'm not Yami....
Yugi: O.o WHO IS THIS?!
Person: BWAHAHAHAHA! (click)
Yugi: (quickly jumps out of tub and changes) (runs down stairs)
Phone: (rings)
Yugi: AHH!
Phone: (ring)
Yugi: AHH!
Phone: (ring)
Yugi: AHH- oh, screw it. (picks up phone) H-hello?
Person w/ scary voice: Hello, Yugi...
Yugi: Who are you?!
Person w/ scary voice: I'm watching you...
Yugi: Where are you?!
Person w/ scary voice: You'll have to find me..
Yugi: ??? (looks around room) Huh? (blinks)
Little feet: (are wiggling behind the couch)
Person w/ scary voice: (snickering) You can't find me, you can't find me-
Yugi: Uh- Mr. Caller, sir- you're behind the couch.
Person w/ scary voice: (jumps up from behind the couch) DAMN! (is Scary Killer Dude) How'd you know?!
Yugi: Um- I saw your feet.
Scary Killer Dude: Shit. Turn around, shut your eyes, and no peeking!
Yugi: O-okay. (turns around and shuts his eyes)
Scary Killer Dude: (looks for a place to hide, looks at Yugi) No PEEKING!
Yugi: Eep! (shuts eyes tighter)
Scary Killer Dude: (tries to hide under the carpet) ... Wait... (gets up, hides behind curtain instead) (hook is sticking out) Okay, I'm ready!
Yugi: (turns around and opens eyes) Gee, Mr. Killer, I don't know where you are.
Scary Killer Dude: (jumps out from behind curtain) BOO!
Yugi: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (runs)
Scary Killer Dude: (chases Yugi around the couch) I'm gonna KILL ya!
Yugi: EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! (runs into kitchen) (looks at table) Gotta think fast!
On table: (has a choice between a gun, a knife, and a banana)
Yugi: Uh- uh- think quickly Yugi- BANANA! (grabs banana and runs upstairs)
Grandpa: Hello Yugi.
Yugi: Sorry Grandpa! (tosses him down the stairs)
Grandpa: YYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!! (falls on Scary Killer Dude)
Scary Killer Dude: Out of my way you old fart! (tries to run up the stairs)
Yugi: AAAAHHHHHHH! (pushes piano down the stairs)
Scary Killer Dude: ACK! X_x (gets hit with piano)
Yugi: (runs into room and blocks door w/ a dresser)
Scary Killer Dude: (stabs the door violently w/ hook)
Yugi: (calls 911) HELP! THERE'S A KILLER AT MY HOUSE!!
~~~~
Mavelus: Dun, dun, dun. Cliffy. (yawns of boredom) Wow, what crappy update.
KaibaPuppy: HERE, HERE!
Bakura/Yami: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........
Kaiba: (reading a magazine) Hn.
Mavelus: Review. Don't review. No, review. Yeah, review. NO FLAMES!
Kaiba: Just R/R this piece of crap already.