"I wonder if he will like this?" Shiori said to herself as she inspected a long sleeved shirt with red trimming. "I'm sure he will." She thought as she laid it in her basket. "Well, that's enough clothes for Schuuichi for this summer." Shiori said as she handed the nice looking cashier the clothes she wanted for her son. "Here you go." The cashier said as she handed Kurama's human mother a pair of very shiny, very red underpants. "What are these for?" Shiori asked. "Well right now if you spend over $150.00 then you get these free, sexy underwear, and oh! It looks like you've spent $150.01! Well, aren't you lucky!" The cashier said as she put the clothes Shiori purchased and the underwear in a plastic bag with the stores logo on it. "Oh he will absolutely hate these... but it would make a funny joke." Shiori laughed at the sight of her son in shiny red underwear while she put the bag in the trunk of her car and pulled out of the mall parking lot. "Yes, yes, take them! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!" The cashier yelled as her face turned evil (A/N: Kinda like Shishi Wakamaku in evil form's face) not aware that everyone in the store was staring at her.

"Schuuichi! I'm home! I got you some new clothes!" Shiori yelled as she opened the door tho the Minamoto residence. "Coming mother!" Kurama shouted as he finished the extra credit algebra problem he was working on. As he hurried down stairs he noticed the bag his human mother was holding and moaned, "Mother, I have enough clothes already!" "I know but they were having a sale and I only got you a couple of outfits." Shiori explained. "Oh! I almost forgot!" Shiori giggled as she pulled out the extremely shiny red underwear, "Look what I got free with my purchase, don't you just love them?" "Mom," Kurama mumbled while his face turned as bright red as the underwear his mother was holding. "You know that I don't wear that kind of stuff..." "Yes, I know but they were free so I took them. If you don't want them then just get rid of them, I don't care." Shiori explained."Well, I have to go to work, I'll see you tonight, bye Schuuichi!" Shiori shouted as she left leaving Kurama all alone.

As he hummed a song to himself he slipped off his light gray pants and pulled off his white shirt and when he was about to put on his first outfit he saw them! The shiny red underpants were laying right across his bed. "Now how did those get there? Well, I might as well try them on I guess." Kurama thought to himself as he slipped off his white boxers with roses on them and put on the red panties. "Goodness these are tight!" Kurama complained to himself after he had successfully got the underwear on. Then it happened! Kurama started walking towards his full length mirror to get a good look at himself when he suddenly slipped on the pants he was recently wearing and fell out of his second floor window and into a bush that was on the side of his house. "Ow that hurt!" Kurama thought to himself as he rubbed his head. He then got up and sneaked around to the front of his house. He tried to open his door and... "Locked?! Great! That means everything else is locked! Now what do I do?" Kurama thought as he sat on his shady front porch. (A/N: I know that there are a million ways that he could have gotten back into his house but stick with it ok?) "There you are Fox. I went to your bedroom window like I usually do but you weren't there so I decided to..." Hiei then suddenly realized what Kurama was wearing. "Holy Shit Kurama!"

"Look," And Kurama spent fifteen minutes explaining to Hiei what was going on. "Well then why don't we just go to the Reikai Tantei's house? You can hide out there until your human mother gets home." Hiei suggested. "That's a great idea! Yea! I can just stay at Yusuke's house for a while. You're a genius Hiei!" "I know." Hiei said confidently.

But then something strange happened when Kurama got up from the corner he was sitting in. "Damn he's hot." Hiei said under his breath as Kurama stepped out into the sunlight, but at that same very moment Hiei fell to the ground unconscious. "Oh come on Hiei, I don't look that bad... In fact, I myself think I look pretty good." Kurama said flipping his hair back. "Hiei? Hiei?" Kurama asked starting to get concerned. After a few more minutes of watching his best friend motionless on the ground motionless on the ground, he walked over to Hiei and turned him over. "He'll be out for days, what could have happened to him?" Kurama said while searching Hiei for a bad cut or wound being unsuccessful. "It must have just been something he ate, sweet snow isn't exactly good for you Hiei." Kurama chuckled. "I'll just bring you to Yusuke's house till you gain consciousness." And with that he picked up Hiei and ran over to Yusuke's house making sure not to be seen by his fan girls or teachers. After about 5 minutes Kurama reached Yusuke's house but is was Kuwabara that answered the door. "Oh hey Kurama! What happened to... *clenches heart* STUPID SEXY KURAMA!" And those were Kuwabaras's last words. Kurama, shocked, said to himself, "I believe that perhaps these underpants that I posses seem to have satanic powers, that explains why Hiei fainted. And because Kuwabara is so much weaker then him it killed him!" Kurama figured out. But then he remembered something, "When Hiei passed out and Kuwabara died I was in the sunlight which could only mean that these deadly undergarments only work when I am in the sunlight! Kurama, you've done it again. You truly are a genius." Kurama said commending himself.

He then stood in the shady doorway of Yusuke's apartment and waited for him to come to him so that he wouldn't risk killing Yusuke. "Kuwabara? What the fuck is taking you so damn long to answer the door??! I..." Then Yusuke noticed the lifeless Kuwabara on his hall floor. "NO! NO! NO! KUWABARA! GET UP NOW! COME ON! WAKE UP KUWABARA!" Yusuke cried wile shaking the deceased Kuwabara. "NOOOOOOOOOO *inhale* OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Yusuke screamed while rapidly slipping into an emotional breakdown. "Look Yusuke, I can explain everything that's going on and...Yusuke?" Kurama noticed that Yusuke was paying no attention to him. "KUWABARA! KUWABARA! KUWABARA!!!" Yusuke screamed repeatedly. "WHY? WHY YOU? WHY NOW?!" Yusuke was obviously going insane. Kurama was then struck with an ingenious plan. "Yusuke? Do you mind if I use your telephone for a bit?" He asked. "Kuwa...oh yes Kurama, go right ahead...bara! NOOO! You will pay Koenma! I'll get you for this!" Yusuke screamed at his ceiling.

"While I have these powers I might as well use them to destroy my enemies." Kurama said into the telephone as he dialed up the number of one of his worst enemies. "Hello? Oh hello Mrs. Crow! (A/N: I have no idea what Karasu's last name is so I just made this one up ok?) Is Karasu there? Of course I'll hold on," Kurama said in a cheery voice. "Hello? Oh hi Karasu! It's me Kurama, how are you doing? Ummmm...ok then. Well anyway, you know how you said that one day you would come to seek revenge on me? Well how about you and all of team Toguro come face me right now? Sure, Sakyo can come. OK! I'll meet you at the park in ten minutes. Bye!" Kurama then hung up the phone and carefully stepped over Hiei. Then in the door way he said bye to Yusuke and ran towards the park not aware that when he said "bye" to Yusuke, Yusuke looked up and his eyes were burned out of their sockets.

10 minutes later

"You're here." Kurama said smiling as he the older and younger Toguro brother, Sakyo, Bui, and of course Karasu approaching him as he was standing under a shady tree. "Yes shall we get started?" The older Toguro asked. "Yes, are you ready to meet your end?" Karasu added. "Oh, but it is you who is about to meet your end! Sha Sha!" (A/N: can you picture Kurama saying that?) Kurama said leaping out from the shade and exposing himself to the sunlight. "NOOOOO!!!" Karasu, Bui, the older Toguro brother, and Sakyo said falling to the ground dead. But what is this? The younger Toguro brother was still alive! In fact, he didn't seem to be affected at all! Then Kurama spotted them, Toguro's sunglasses! Somehow they blocked the deadly rays that came from the underwear! Now what was Kurama to do?

"What?" Kurama thought out loud. "So, you've gotten your hands on (in creepy echoy voice) The Shiny Red Underpants of Doom eh? I thought they were destroyed." Toguro said very seriously. "You know about these? But they were just free underwear my mother got when she went shopping." Kurama explained to Toguro who I'm pretty sure was checking the fox demon out. "You see, 20 years ago there was an evil, evil man who loved to put curses on toys and lingerie. But none of the curses were that bad. Then one day he got his hands on the underwear that your wearing. He made it so that anyone looked at you would be destroyed. Unless they were true fighters, then they would hurt be severely injured. The evil man who created the shiny red underpants of doom's name is Sa...Hey! Are you even listening to me?!" Toguro yelled seeing Kurama playing with one of his roses. "No, not really." Kurama said continuing to play with his rose.

"THAT'S IT! YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR LACK OF LISTENING SKILLS!" Toguro yelled while charging towards Kurama, but just as he was about to punch Kurama through the stomach...his sunglasses cracked, YES, Toguro's sunglasses actually cracked! "WHAT?! I PAID $500 FOR THESE! NOW YOU WILL PAY WITH A TWICE AS PAINFUL DEATH!" Toguro yelled as he bulked up to 100% and looked down with tears in his eyes mourning for the loss of his sunglasses. But he had just made the biggest mistake of his soon to end life. Since he did not have the sunglasses to protect him anymore he was now exposed to the fatal rays of Kurama's underwear. "NOOO!!!" and with that Toguro was dead. "Well that's about it. I think I'm done using these. I shall return home and get rid of these. Besides, it's getting cold, I should get some clothes on." Kurama said to himself while running home. "Good, she's home." Kurama figured as he turned the doorknob and it opened. "Is that you Shuuichi?" Shiori yelled from the kitchen. "Yes mother, it's me! I'll be there in a minute! I just have to get changed real quick!" Kurama yelled back as he hurried upstairs. "Now to dispose of this evil." Kurama said tossing the shiny read underpants of doom out the window.

And that my friends (or enemies) is the end of Kurama's adventure with the Shiny Red Underpants of Doom. BUT! The story is not over yet! Stay tuned for Jin's adventure with the adventure with (in creepy echoy voice) The Shiny Red Underpants of Doom!!! YAY!