Scene 3: (A most excellent entrance, the debate, and the proposal)
[Jack stands on the mast of his boat, notices that it is filling with water, and jumps down to bail it out]
Jack: "Damn! This is the last time I buy a used boat off e-bay." [sees three pirate skeletons hanging with a sign "pirates ye be warned" and bows to them] "Ah, it's Manny, Mo, and Jack.no wait..Larry, Moe, and Curly? Can't remember.."
[Jack reaches the port, his boat sinking lower and lower until he reaches the dock and steps off.]
Harbormaster: "What? Hold up there you.this dock is for loading and unloading only. Metered docking is available on the other side of the port."
Jack: "How about if I grease your palm with gold?"
Harbormaster: "Oh, that's fine then. Welcome to Port Royal."
[Norrington's promotion ceremony] Shouted orders to soldiers: "Two paces front!"
Elizabeth [fanning herself]: "And I missed my soaps for this?"
Murtogg: [to Mullroy] "So a man walks into a bar." [trails off as he spots Jack] "This dock is off limit to pedestrians. I mean, civilians."
Jack: "Crap. Why aren't you two up at the fort?"
Mullroy: "We didn't want to miss the Super Bowl." [points at TV the two have hooked up on the dock]
Jack: "Ah, well.I guess I'd better talk about the Black Pearl because it gets important later in the movie and it's time to start foreshadowing."
Murtogg: [pokes Mullroy] "Hee hee hee."
Mullroy: "You poked me!"
Murtogg: "Did not!"
Mullroy: "Did too!"
Murtogg: "Not not not not!"
Mullroy: "Too too too too infinity!"
[Jack rolls eyes and gets on the ship]
Mullroy [to Jack]: "Hey, what are you doing!"
Jack: "Can I take this boat out for a test drive? I'm planning to commandeer it later."
Murtogg: "Er..nope."
Jack: "Crap."
[back on the battlements of the port] Norrington: "Elizabeth, may I speak to you for a moment? This promotion of mine throws into sharp relief that which I have not achieved yet.a trophy wife. You're legal now, right?"
Omnipotent Author: "They didn't have laws back then about legal age."
Norrington: "Oh good. So, what do say, Elizabeth?"
Elizabeth: "I'd rather jump off a cliff."
Norrington [not listening]: "Yes, just imagine.you can spend the rest of your life throwing dinner parties for me and lean on my arm being pretty and stuff."
Elizabeth: "That's it.." [jumps off cliff].
[Jack stands on the mast of his boat, notices that it is filling with water, and jumps down to bail it out]
Jack: "Damn! This is the last time I buy a used boat off e-bay." [sees three pirate skeletons hanging with a sign "pirates ye be warned" and bows to them] "Ah, it's Manny, Mo, and Jack.no wait..Larry, Moe, and Curly? Can't remember.."
[Jack reaches the port, his boat sinking lower and lower until he reaches the dock and steps off.]
Harbormaster: "What? Hold up there you.this dock is for loading and unloading only. Metered docking is available on the other side of the port."
Jack: "How about if I grease your palm with gold?"
Harbormaster: "Oh, that's fine then. Welcome to Port Royal."
[Norrington's promotion ceremony] Shouted orders to soldiers: "Two paces front!"
Elizabeth [fanning herself]: "And I missed my soaps for this?"
Murtogg: [to Mullroy] "So a man walks into a bar." [trails off as he spots Jack] "This dock is off limit to pedestrians. I mean, civilians."
Jack: "Crap. Why aren't you two up at the fort?"
Mullroy: "We didn't want to miss the Super Bowl." [points at TV the two have hooked up on the dock]
Jack: "Ah, well.I guess I'd better talk about the Black Pearl because it gets important later in the movie and it's time to start foreshadowing."
Murtogg: [pokes Mullroy] "Hee hee hee."
Mullroy: "You poked me!"
Murtogg: "Did not!"
Mullroy: "Did too!"
Murtogg: "Not not not not!"
Mullroy: "Too too too too infinity!"
[Jack rolls eyes and gets on the ship]
Mullroy [to Jack]: "Hey, what are you doing!"
Jack: "Can I take this boat out for a test drive? I'm planning to commandeer it later."
Murtogg: "Er..nope."
Jack: "Crap."
[back on the battlements of the port] Norrington: "Elizabeth, may I speak to you for a moment? This promotion of mine throws into sharp relief that which I have not achieved yet.a trophy wife. You're legal now, right?"
Omnipotent Author: "They didn't have laws back then about legal age."
Norrington: "Oh good. So, what do say, Elizabeth?"
Elizabeth: "I'd rather jump off a cliff."
Norrington [not listening]: "Yes, just imagine.you can spend the rest of your life throwing dinner parties for me and lean on my arm being pretty and stuff."
Elizabeth: "That's it.." [jumps off cliff].