Disclaimer: Prince of Tennis does not belong to me, either does the characters. However, this story or drabble or whatever you call it does belong to me. So please don't flame me for my insanity due to my flock of muses. That just won't leave me ALONE! Okay I am done please enjoy.

¤ Tezuka's Clock Alarm messages

Author: Fuji S. Yuki

VII. Kamio Akira.Tachibana Ann

Kamio: Again why do we have to wake up Tezuka?
Ann: Oh come on it will be fun Kamio.
Kamio: Eh all right then only for you Ann-chan.
Ann: Arigato.
Kamio: Clears Throat WAKE UP!!!!
Ann: Very good, I wonder after he wakes up if I can ask him out on a date.
Kamio: Ann-chan! Why are you saying that?
Ann: Well I thought it would be a good incentive to make him wake up. Giggles Besides this feels like a date right now.
Kamio: Ann-chan MOU!!! Why do you want someone so stoic and cold? For all you know he may be a rapist.
Ann: Anou Kamio-kun.
Kamio: What?
Ann: I think the thing is still recording.
Kamio: Oh it is….

VII. Kamio Akira.Tachibana Ann Response: Tezuka

Kamio [alarm message]: Again why do we have to wake up Tezuka?
Ann [alarm message]: Oh come on it will be fun Kamio.
Tezuka: ...Fudomine's doing this too..?'
Kamio [alarm message]: Eh all right then only for you Ann-chan.
Ann [alarm message]: Arigato.
Kamio [alarm message]: Clears Throat WAKE UP!!!!
Tezuka: …Cringes
Ann [alarm message]: Very good, I wonder after he wakes up if I can ask him out on a date.
Kamio [alarm message]: Ann-chan! Why are you saying that?
Ann [alarm message]: Well I thought it would be a good incentive to make him wake up. Giggles Besides this feels like a date right now.
Tezuka: Raises eyebrows ...first Fuji tells me I owe him a kiss and now Tachibana's sister wants a date? Inner Thoughts: Everyone has gone insane!
Kamio [alarm message]: Ann-chan MOU!!! Why do you want someone so stoic and cold? For all you know he may be a rapist.
Tezuka: ............
Ann [alarm message]: Anou Kamio-kun.
Kamio [alarm message]: What?
Ann [alarm message]: I think the thing is still recording.
Kamio [alarm message]: Oh it is….
Tezuka: Baka

VIII. Ibu Shinji

Shinji: mutters Wish I had someone give me a birthday present. Why is Tezuka so lucky, it is bad enough? Why do we have to make a message for a rival schools captain? If it were Tachibana-san's birthday present, I would do it because I respect him. So why do I have to bother with this? Ahh maybe it is the school so that is why they are allow to do this… mumbles

VIII. Ibu Shinji Response: Tezuka

Shinji [alarm message]: mutters Wish I had someone give me a birthday present. Why is Tezuka so lucky, it is bad enough?
Tezuka: No one asked you not too.
Shinji [alarm message]: Why do we have to make a message for a rival schools captain?
If it were Tachibana-san's birthday present, I would do it because I respect him. So why do I have to bother with this? Ahh maybe it is the school so that is why they are allow to do this… mumbles
Tezuka: …

IX. Atobe Keigo

Atobe: Wake up to my greatness Tezuka. You do realize I am wonderful so you should awaken and praise my beauty. You should be thanking me for even doing this recording of my divine voice. Perhaps next time you see me you should kiss the ground that I walk on. For I am the Divine Atobe Keigo! So, awaken peasant and feast ears on my beauty! Trumpets Sounded

IX. Atobe Keigo Response: Tezuka

Atobe [alarm message]: Wake up to my greatness Tezuka.
Tezuka: Hyotei. They got Hyotei to do this?
Atobe [alarm message]: You do realize I am wonderful so you should awaken and praise my beauty.
Tezuka: Wonderful? Beauty? Ah! He is the Narcissi.
Atobe [alarm message]: You should be thanking me for even doing this recording of my divine voice.
Tezuka: …I didn't ask you for it.
Atobe [alarm message]: Perhaps next time you see me you should kiss the ground that I walk on. For I am the Divine Atobe Keigo! So, awaken peasant and feast ears on my beauty! Trumpets Sounded
Tezuka: …I wonder how many messages this thing can hold?

X. Mizuki Hajime.Fuji Yuuta

Mizuki: Why am I leaving a message to Tezuka-san?
Yuuta: It is just to show respect and to be polite because it is his birthday. Besides Mizuki-san we do owe him for lending us some money to get back home.
Mizuki: Well it wasn't my fault for losing the tickets.
Yuuta: Mizuki-san the recording device is running just say something to wake him up.
Mizuki: Why don't I just send him a Birthday card instead?
Yuuta: Well a birthday card cost a bit of money especially, since that would mean we have to well travel to give it to him. Besides, this way we don't have to pay anything, just say something and give it the Seigaku people to put it into the clock.
Mizuki: All right then exasperated How is your arm Tezuka-san? There I said something.
Yuuta: Say something to wake him up.
Mizuki: Don't tell me this is one of those wake up sleeping beauty contest? Besides, I am sure he is already awake after all our talking and all it is evidently clear. Besides, if he isn't then he should just turn on an alarm bell instead.
Yuuta: …
Mizuki: now don't give me that look Yuuta-kun. Silence Fine then…Good Morning Tezuka-san and get your ass out of bed. There are you happy now?
Yuuta: That was very good.
Mizuki: Well if your satisfied I would like to look at your bathroom so that I can redesign it.
Yuuta: …pauses Fine.

X. Mizuki Hajime.Fuji Yuuta Response: Tezuka

Mizuki [alarm message]: Why am I leaving a message to Tezuka-san?
Tezuka: St. Rudolph is in on this?
Yuuta [alarm message]: It is just to show respect and to be polite because it is his birthday. Besides Mizuki-san we do owe him for lending us some money to get back home.
Mizuki [alarm message]: Well it wasn't my fault for losing the tickets.
Yuuta [alarm message]: Mizuki-san the recording device is running just say something to wake him up.
Mizuki [alarm message]: Why don't I just send him a Birthday card instead?
Tezuka: I would have liked a Birthday card instead.
Yuuta [alarm message]: Well a birthday card cost a bit of money especially, since that would mean we have to well travel to give it to him. Besides, this way we don't have to pay anything, just say something and give it the Seigaku people to put it into the clock.
Mizuki [alarm message]: All right then exasperated How is your arm Tezuka-san? There I said something.
Tezuka: Arm…
Yuuta [alarm message]: Say something to wake him up.
Mizuki [alarm message]: Don't tell me this is one of those wake up sleeping beauty contest? Besides, I am sure he is already awake after all our talking and all it is evidently clear. Besides, if he isn't then he should just turn on an alarm bell instead.
Tezuka: Sleeping Beauty. Twitches
Yuuta [alarm message]: …
Mizuki [alarm message]: now don't give me that look Yuuta-kun. Silence Fine then…Good Morning Tezuka-san and get your ass out of bed. There are you happy now?
Tezuka: Look?
Yuuta [alarm message]: That was very good.
Mizuki [alarm message]: Well if your satisfied I would like to look at your bathroom so that I can redesign it.
Yuuta [alarm message]: …pauses Fine.
Tezuka: I really want to know who did these recordings. Frowns

XI. Akutsu Jin.Dan Taichi

Taichi: Akutsu-sempai leave a message for Tezuka-san.
Akutsu: Don't tell me what to do. I am Akutsu. Akutsu Jin!
Taichi: But Akutsu-sempai it would be a nice thing to do.
Akutsu: No way I don't give a F*ck about him. Let alone know him.
Taichi: Onegai desu!
Akutsu: …
Taichi: Onegai! Onegai with a cherry on me.
Akutsu: Oh alright then. Softer voice Only for you…
Taichi: Yeah!! Arigato Akutsu-sempai.
Akutsu: Whoever you are get your List of curses said out of your list of more curse bed.
Taichi: How you feel now?
Akutsu: Surprisingly good.
Taichi: See all you had to do was be honest.
Akutsu: Aa….

XI. Akutsu Jin.Dan Taichi Response: Tezuka

Taichi [alarm message]: Akutsu-sempai leave a message for Tezuka-san.
Tezuka: Yamabuki too?
Akutsu [alarm message]: Don't tell me what to do. I am Akutsu. Akutsu Jin!
Taichi [alarm message]: But Akutsu-sempai it would be a nice thing to do.
Tezuka: …Wonders how they manage to get Akutsu to do this
Akutsu [alarm message]: No way I don't give a F*ck about him. Let alone know him.
Taichi [alarm message]: Onegai desu!
Akutsu [alarm message]: …
Taichi [alarm message]: Onegai! Onegai with a cherry on me.
Tezuka: Cherry on him? O.o;;;
Akutsu [alarm message]: Oh alright then. Softer voice Only for you…
Taichi [alarm message]: Yeah!! Arigato Akutsu-sempai.
Tezuka: …Wonders if the two have a relationship together
Akutsu [alarm message]: Whoever you are get your List of curses said out of your list of more curse bed.
Taichi [alarm message]: How you feel now?
Akutsu [alarm message]: Surprisingly good.
Taichi [alarm message]: See all you had to do was be honest.
Akutsu [alarm message]: Aa….
Tezuka: …Why do I have a feeling that Kawamura is in on this? Thinks: Makes sense since Kawamura knew Akutsu and perhaps also know Dan

XII. Sengoku Kiyosumi

Sengoku: Hi this is Lucky Sengoku. I am just wishing you a lucky day so get out of your bed. If you don't I might have to call your wife and tell him that your being lazy. Ja ne Tezuka-kun.

XII. Sengoku Kiyosumi Response: Tezuka

Sengoku [alarm message]: Hi this is Lucky Sengoku. I am just wishing you a lucky day so get out of your bed.
Tezuka: Lucky day…I don't feel lucky due to this alarm clock.
Sengoku [alarm message]: If you don't I might have to call your wife and tell him that your being lazy.
Tezuka: Wife? Growls Fuji…
Sengoku [alarm message]: Ja ne Tezuka-kun.
Tezuka: Kun???

XIII. Kabaji Munehiro

Kabaji: Uso!

XIII. Kabaji Munehiro Response: Tezuka

Kabaji [alarm message]: Uso!
Tezuka: …Sarcasm some alarm…