Yay! Chapter ten! I hope you've enjoyed the story so far. You better have,
cuz if you haven't, you shall be kicked... Just kidding. I wouldn't abuse a
faithful reader!
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HIEI: How about we blow it up?
SHADOW: What with?
HIEI: Kokoryuu-haa.
SHADOW: That dragon thing?
HIEI: That dragon thing? *rolls eyes* Yes, that dragon thing!
SHADOW: You mean, like, where you shoot that big black dragon out of your arm?
HIEI: *rolls eyes again* Yes, Shadow, it's like where I shoot the big black dragon out of my arm.
SHADOW: Would that work?
HIEI: O_O Yes, I think it would. It's not like rubber can deflect the black dragon...
SHADOW: It deflected your mighty kick just fine, remember?
HIEI: *turns red* That-- ...Shut up. Rubber can't effect the Kokoryuu-haa.
~i~w~a~n~t~b~l~o~o~d~ Subliminal messages! ~j~u~s~t~k~i~d~d~i~n~g~
CHAPITER TEHNN
PAINTBALL WAR!!!
*Shadow and Hiei stood in the middle of the city, both of them wearing pure black outfits. Black leather gloves, almost-knee-high black boots... Hiei had a black cloak and Shadow had a black trench coat (of course, they either had more than one of these or it was old and semi-worn out). They were standing on either side of a lamppost so their shoulders were together. They had sunglasses on to protect their eyes, being as running around in the city wearing paintball masks makes you very conspicuous. Not like holding huge guns doesn't, but that's beyond the point*
SHADOW: Do you see them?
HIEI: No. Do you?
SHADOW: Huh-uh. What about Kurama?
HIEI: He's over there. *nods to where Kurama is standing by the only tree in the entire city square*
SHADOW: Okay... Wait! There! *aims her gun and shoots. Kuwabara lets out a loud screech as the paintball splatters on his face*
HIEI: Good shot!
YUSUKE: I WOULDN'T CELEBRATE YET, YOU FREAKS!!! *shoots at Hiei and Shadow. A splatter of white paint hits the post between the two fire demons*
SHADOW: YOU MIS--- GAH!!! *takes off running and another splatter of paint hits the ground, going right through where her face had just been*
PEOPLE IN THE CROWD: OH MY GOD!!! PANIC!!!
HIEI: THAT'S RIGHT EVERYONE! DON'T STAY CALM! EVERYONE PANIC!!!
*The crowd does exactly that, making it easier for Shadow and Hiei to vanish. They dart down the street, through the crowd of panicking people, towards the forest outside the city*
YUSUKE: *in the background* FOLLOW THEM, KUWABARA!!! Kuwabara?! AH!
HIEI: *laughs* Well, that's always intelligent.
*Shadow and Hiei make it to the forest near their house and hide, waiting for Yusuke or Kuwabara to come nearby and get their faces plastered with black paint*
*^*A few minutes later*^*
YUSUKE: *walking through the forest with a half-blinded Kuwabara behind him* Now... We are going to kill those lousy pyromaniacs if it's the last thing we do.
HIEI: *completely hidden* Don't worry. It will be. *leaps out and starts shooting at Yusuke*
YUSUKE: OW! THAT'S IT!!!
*Hiei and Yusuke start having an insane shooting frenzy*
YUSUKE'S GUN: Click click click.
HIEI: Muwahahaha!!! Your gun is empty, loser! And guess what?
HIEI'S GUN: Click click... Click click click...
HIEI: *curses under his breath* Mine is too.
YUSUKE: HYA!!! *leaps at Hiei and brings hsi gun down to hit him in the head. Hiei blocks with his gun and they're gun-locked. kInda like in a sword fight, only this is with guns*
HIEI: I... will... not... EEP!!! *practically falls over backwards when Yusuke shoves him*
YUSUKE: Who's the loser now, shorty?
HIEI: YOU! *shoves Yusuke back so he almost falls over*
YUSUKE: Loser! *aims to kick Hiei in the groin but misses as Hiei notices, but it gives Yusuke a great advantage because it broke Hiei's ocncentration for a minute*
HIEI: *on one knee* Fine... One dirty trick trades fairly for another. *hocks a loogie at Yusuke, and since the dolt wasn't wearing a face mask or eye guards of any kind, the spit goes right in Yusuke's eye.*
SHADOW: HIEI, THAT WAS DISGUSTING!!!
HIEI: Hey, if you'd been in my position, you would have to!
SHADOW: True, but I'm not in your position, so it was DISGUSTING!!!
YUSUKE: I'M BLIND!!! DEMON SPIT!!! IT BURNS!!! IT BURRRNNNNSSSS!!!
HIEI: Heh. Shadow, gimme your gun.
SHADOW: *shrugs and hands her paintball gun to Hiei*
HIEI: LOSER!!! *drowns Yusuke in black paint*
YUSUKE: Noo... *passes out on the ground*
SHADOW: One down! One to go!
HIEI: And no ammo.
SHADOW: What!?
KUWABARA: HA, YOU LOSE NOW, SHORTY!!! I can't believe this. I'm actually finally going to beat Hiei at something! I should get this on camera...
SHADOW: I'm on it! *runs home and is back in less than 5 minutes with her camera* I'll get behind you so the lens doesn't get painted...
HIEI: Go.
KUWABARA: MUWAHAHAHA!!! *shoots at Hiei*
HIEI: *dodges every shot* Shadow, are you getting this?
SHADOW: Yes I am!!!
KUWABARA: Come back here and fight me like a man, you coward!
HIEI: Okay, fine! *comes shooting out of a tree and slams Kuwabara in the head with Shadow's gun*
KUWABARA: OH MY GOD!!! THAT HURT!!! YOU CHEATER!!! THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!
HIEI: Oh, and fighting somebody who hasn't got a loaded gun ~is~ fair?
KUWABARA: It is when it's you without the gun and me with the gun!
HIEI: Pfft. Now, should I win really quick, or should I let you make even more of a fool of yourself on tape?
KUWABARA: On tape!?
SHADOW: *waves* Remember me, Kuwabara?! Your friendly neighborhood video camera girl!!!
KUWABARA: OH MY GOD!!! How do I look?
*Everybody gets sweatdrops and falls over*
SHADOW: *Sets up her camera on a tripod and starts acting like a game show host telling about a prize you can win* Kuwabara, you look horrible. But Hiei can fix that! Show the audience how you can fix his face, Hiei!
HIEI: *decides to play along with Shadow* Well. First, I can hit him in the face with the handle of this gun here! *hits him in the face*
KUWABARA: Ow! *spins around 360 degrees and almost falls, but Hiei catches him*
HIEI: That was just a practice shot. Let's see... I could always... KICK HIM!!! *kicks Kuwabara in the groin*
KUWABARA: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *falls to his knees*
HIEI: Aw, don't be a sissy, you sissy! Get up and take your makeover like a man! *punches him*
KUWABARA: AAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
HIEI: Peh. You're not much of a man. Any normal, decent, honorable man like me would take a makeover like... Well, I'll demonstrate! Let's say you're trying to give me a makeover, Kuwabara.
KUWABARA: NOOOO!!!
HIEI: OKay, ready?
KUWABARA: NOOOO!!!
HIEI: Good! Start... now! *starts pounding Kuwabara's face in* YOU TRY TO GIVE ME A MAKEOVER, HUH? WELL YOU'RE GONNA BE SO DEAD BY THE TIME I'M DONE WITH YOU THAT YOU'LL BE... UH... VERY DEAD!!! YEAH! TAKE THAT! AND THAT! AND THAT! HOW ABOUT THIS ONE!? *at every 'that' or 'this', Hiei punched or kicked Kuwabara*
*^*Five minutes later*^*
SHADOW: *zooms the camera in on Kuwabara's mangled, uncosncious face* And that, everybody, is what you look like if you're really ugly and you get a makeover by Hiei Jaganshi!
KURAMA: Well, you two have almost no paint on you, and Kuwabara and Yusuke are mauled and completely painted black on the ground, so you are obviously the winners! Congratulations.
SHADOW: OH YEAH! I AM GOD!
HIEI: No, you are a Goddess, if anything. ~I~ am God.
SHADOW: Pah! As if!
HIEI: Goddesses are female. Gods are male. I'm male, you're female, therefore...
SHADOW: I AM GODDESS OF PAINTBALL!!!
HIEI: I AM GOD OF PAINTBALL!!!
KURAMA: DIETY COMPLEX!!! DIETY COMPLEX!!! AAAHHHH!!!
SHADOW: Huh?
KURAMA: It's when you think you're a God or Goddess when you aren't.
SHADOW: But I am!
KURAMA: -_- *sweatdrop* Let's get these two dead people to the hospital or something, cuz I'm not messing around with mauled people and plant potions right now. I'm tired. *grabs Kuwabara's wrist and drags him away through the forest. Yes, drags.*
SHADOW: Ok! *follows Kurama without even bothering to get Yusuke*
HIEI: What? Hey! You... Aaahhhh... *grabs Yusuke's wrist and follows Shadow*
**~** A few hours later **~**
*Yusuke and Kuwabara are at the hospital. Kurama, Hiei, and Shadow have already watched Kuwabara's "makeover" again, and are now all sitting on the couch, half asleep and leaning on each other's shoulders*
SHADOW: *looking through a photo album* Squeal!
HIEI: Squeal?
SHADOW: Yeah. Sometimes I get so excited that I can either say squeal, or I can actually squeal. Since you're all half asleep, I know that if I squealed, then I would have my heart ripped out...
HIEI: Good thinking.
SHADOW: And shoved down my throat...
KURAMA: Yes, keep going...
SHADOW: Through my nose.
HIEI: What!?
SHADOW: You heard me. You'd rip out my heart and feed it to my through my nose.
KURAMA: Yech.
SHADOW: Anyway, back to squeal.
HIEI: Yeah, what's so... "squeal"?
SHADOW: I present to you... *jumps up*
HIEI: Hey! *falls over so fast (his pillow had been Shadow's shoulder) that his head ends up on Kurama's lap*
KURAMA: WHAT THE %^&$?!
*Both of them scream bloody murder. Kurama hides behind Shadow. He notices her video camera in her hand*
HIEI: Shadow, where do you keep that camera that you can always have it wherever we are?
SHADOW: Somewhere that you aren't getting it! *tucks the camera inside her coat*
HIEI: *mutters something under his breath*
SHADOW: ANYWAY!!! Kurama, Hiei was not being a gay pervert or anything. He fell over.
KURAMA: *under his breath* Convenient excuse...
HIEI: I HEARD THAT, FOX BOY! YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH RIGHT NOW BEFORE I KICK YOUR HEAD IN!!!
KURAMA: *rolls his eyes and sits down on the couch*
SHADOW: NOW! I present to you... THE ULTIMATE BLACKMAIL!!! *she pulls a picture from her inside coat pocket and waves it in front of Hiei*
HIEI: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!
*The picture is of Hiei dressed in all white with angel wings and a halo. Really quite kawaii... What?! Anyway... Hiei flips out at seeing this and tries to tackle Shadow, but she dodges. Kurama is rolling on the floor laughing*
HIEI: GIVE ME THAT!!!
SHADOW: NO WAY!!! *tucks the picture in her inside coat pocket*
HIEI: I WANT THAT PICTURE!!! MUST BURN... *tackles Shadow*
SHADOW: Oof!
HIEI: Gotcha... Now. *puts one knee on each of Shadow's arms* Picture... *ignoring Shadow's screeches, he reaches in her inside coat pocket. It just so happens that now Kurama recovers.*
KURAMA: *stands up and sees Hiei and Shadow* O_O Hiei... You have NO idea how wrong that looks.
HIEI: What? *stares at his hand inside Shadow's coat*
SHADOW: *waving her arms around the best she can* PERVERT! GET OUT! OUT! KURAMA, HE'S SEXUALLY HARASSING ME!!!
KURAMA & HIEI: O_O
SHADOW: HELP ME!!!
HIEI: GOT IT! *pulls the picture out of her pocket and runs away*
SHADOW: GET BACK HERE, LOSER!!! *takes off after him*
KURAMA: Well, as you can see, blackmail never stops. Especially when it's among friends... The lesson of this story is... If you start blackmailing your friends, that does not mean you will get to kiss Hiei, or have Hiei reach inside your coat for a picture, so you'd be best off not blackmailing your friends. *pause* Stick to blackmailing your enemies.
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Oh my God, it's finally over! Thanks for sticking with me through all 90- something pages and tehnn chapiters!!! You know, SHadow and Hiei haven't quite solved the loony bin problem... Yet...
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HIEI: Here goes... *he starts powering up just as a doctor walks into the room*
DOCTOR: Oh my god... I think I've been inhaling this place's fumes too long... He's glowing purple... and... He has... Three eyes. Oh my god... *runs away screaming*
SHADOW: HIEI, WE HAVEN'T GOT TIME FOR YOUR STUPID SUSPENSEFUL POWER-UPS!!! JUST SHOOT THE STUPID DRAGON ALREADY!!!
HIEI: DON'T DISS THE DRAGON, SHADOW! THE DRAGON IS GOD!!!
SHADOW: *rolls her eyes* Diety complex...
*About 100 doctors were attracted to Shadow and Hiei's room by the first doctor's insane screams about three-eyed, glowing purple men...*
DOCTOR #3: HE REALLY ~IS~ GLOWING PURPLE!!!
SHADOW: HIEI!!! SUSPENSEFUL POWER-UPS! WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SUSPENSEFUL POWER-UPS?!
HIEI: You said we don't need them... Kokoryuu-HAA!!! *the dragon comes exploding out of his arm and through the walls, leaving a giant hole through the walls to the outside*
DOCTOR #13: THEY'RE ESCAPING!!!
SHADOW: RUN!!!
*Hiei and Shadow make a mad dash out the door... or... rather... uh... wall... and vanish*
DOCTOR #23: Where'd they go?
DOCTOR #33: Poof. That's where they went. They went poof.
**~** Back at Shadow's house half an hour later **~**
SHADOW: *breathing hard* I have never run that much in my life, and let's hope I never have to again...
HIEI: Peh. Weakling.
SHADOW: SHUT YOUR TRAP, LOSER!!!
HIEI: *rolls his eyes and walks inside. Shadow follows*
**~** Back at the Loony bin **~**
DOCTOR #43: Oh well. It's not like we really lost anything. They weren't really insane in the first place.
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HIEI: How about we blow it up?
SHADOW: What with?
HIEI: Kokoryuu-haa.
SHADOW: That dragon thing?
HIEI: That dragon thing? *rolls eyes* Yes, that dragon thing!
SHADOW: You mean, like, where you shoot that big black dragon out of your arm?
HIEI: *rolls eyes again* Yes, Shadow, it's like where I shoot the big black dragon out of my arm.
SHADOW: Would that work?
HIEI: O_O Yes, I think it would. It's not like rubber can deflect the black dragon...
SHADOW: It deflected your mighty kick just fine, remember?
HIEI: *turns red* That-- ...Shut up. Rubber can't effect the Kokoryuu-haa.
~i~w~a~n~t~b~l~o~o~d~ Subliminal messages! ~j~u~s~t~k~i~d~d~i~n~g~
CHAPITER TEHNN
PAINTBALL WAR!!!
*Shadow and Hiei stood in the middle of the city, both of them wearing pure black outfits. Black leather gloves, almost-knee-high black boots... Hiei had a black cloak and Shadow had a black trench coat (of course, they either had more than one of these or it was old and semi-worn out). They were standing on either side of a lamppost so their shoulders were together. They had sunglasses on to protect their eyes, being as running around in the city wearing paintball masks makes you very conspicuous. Not like holding huge guns doesn't, but that's beyond the point*
SHADOW: Do you see them?
HIEI: No. Do you?
SHADOW: Huh-uh. What about Kurama?
HIEI: He's over there. *nods to where Kurama is standing by the only tree in the entire city square*
SHADOW: Okay... Wait! There! *aims her gun and shoots. Kuwabara lets out a loud screech as the paintball splatters on his face*
HIEI: Good shot!
YUSUKE: I WOULDN'T CELEBRATE YET, YOU FREAKS!!! *shoots at Hiei and Shadow. A splatter of white paint hits the post between the two fire demons*
SHADOW: YOU MIS--- GAH!!! *takes off running and another splatter of paint hits the ground, going right through where her face had just been*
PEOPLE IN THE CROWD: OH MY GOD!!! PANIC!!!
HIEI: THAT'S RIGHT EVERYONE! DON'T STAY CALM! EVERYONE PANIC!!!
*The crowd does exactly that, making it easier for Shadow and Hiei to vanish. They dart down the street, through the crowd of panicking people, towards the forest outside the city*
YUSUKE: *in the background* FOLLOW THEM, KUWABARA!!! Kuwabara?! AH!
HIEI: *laughs* Well, that's always intelligent.
*Shadow and Hiei make it to the forest near their house and hide, waiting for Yusuke or Kuwabara to come nearby and get their faces plastered with black paint*
*^*A few minutes later*^*
YUSUKE: *walking through the forest with a half-blinded Kuwabara behind him* Now... We are going to kill those lousy pyromaniacs if it's the last thing we do.
HIEI: *completely hidden* Don't worry. It will be. *leaps out and starts shooting at Yusuke*
YUSUKE: OW! THAT'S IT!!!
*Hiei and Yusuke start having an insane shooting frenzy*
YUSUKE'S GUN: Click click click.
HIEI: Muwahahaha!!! Your gun is empty, loser! And guess what?
HIEI'S GUN: Click click... Click click click...
HIEI: *curses under his breath* Mine is too.
YUSUKE: HYA!!! *leaps at Hiei and brings hsi gun down to hit him in the head. Hiei blocks with his gun and they're gun-locked. kInda like in a sword fight, only this is with guns*
HIEI: I... will... not... EEP!!! *practically falls over backwards when Yusuke shoves him*
YUSUKE: Who's the loser now, shorty?
HIEI: YOU! *shoves Yusuke back so he almost falls over*
YUSUKE: Loser! *aims to kick Hiei in the groin but misses as Hiei notices, but it gives Yusuke a great advantage because it broke Hiei's ocncentration for a minute*
HIEI: *on one knee* Fine... One dirty trick trades fairly for another. *hocks a loogie at Yusuke, and since the dolt wasn't wearing a face mask or eye guards of any kind, the spit goes right in Yusuke's eye.*
SHADOW: HIEI, THAT WAS DISGUSTING!!!
HIEI: Hey, if you'd been in my position, you would have to!
SHADOW: True, but I'm not in your position, so it was DISGUSTING!!!
YUSUKE: I'M BLIND!!! DEMON SPIT!!! IT BURNS!!! IT BURRRNNNNSSSS!!!
HIEI: Heh. Shadow, gimme your gun.
SHADOW: *shrugs and hands her paintball gun to Hiei*
HIEI: LOSER!!! *drowns Yusuke in black paint*
YUSUKE: Noo... *passes out on the ground*
SHADOW: One down! One to go!
HIEI: And no ammo.
SHADOW: What!?
KUWABARA: HA, YOU LOSE NOW, SHORTY!!! I can't believe this. I'm actually finally going to beat Hiei at something! I should get this on camera...
SHADOW: I'm on it! *runs home and is back in less than 5 minutes with her camera* I'll get behind you so the lens doesn't get painted...
HIEI: Go.
KUWABARA: MUWAHAHAHA!!! *shoots at Hiei*
HIEI: *dodges every shot* Shadow, are you getting this?
SHADOW: Yes I am!!!
KUWABARA: Come back here and fight me like a man, you coward!
HIEI: Okay, fine! *comes shooting out of a tree and slams Kuwabara in the head with Shadow's gun*
KUWABARA: OH MY GOD!!! THAT HURT!!! YOU CHEATER!!! THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!
HIEI: Oh, and fighting somebody who hasn't got a loaded gun ~is~ fair?
KUWABARA: It is when it's you without the gun and me with the gun!
HIEI: Pfft. Now, should I win really quick, or should I let you make even more of a fool of yourself on tape?
KUWABARA: On tape!?
SHADOW: *waves* Remember me, Kuwabara?! Your friendly neighborhood video camera girl!!!
KUWABARA: OH MY GOD!!! How do I look?
*Everybody gets sweatdrops and falls over*
SHADOW: *Sets up her camera on a tripod and starts acting like a game show host telling about a prize you can win* Kuwabara, you look horrible. But Hiei can fix that! Show the audience how you can fix his face, Hiei!
HIEI: *decides to play along with Shadow* Well. First, I can hit him in the face with the handle of this gun here! *hits him in the face*
KUWABARA: Ow! *spins around 360 degrees and almost falls, but Hiei catches him*
HIEI: That was just a practice shot. Let's see... I could always... KICK HIM!!! *kicks Kuwabara in the groin*
KUWABARA: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *falls to his knees*
HIEI: Aw, don't be a sissy, you sissy! Get up and take your makeover like a man! *punches him*
KUWABARA: AAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
HIEI: Peh. You're not much of a man. Any normal, decent, honorable man like me would take a makeover like... Well, I'll demonstrate! Let's say you're trying to give me a makeover, Kuwabara.
KUWABARA: NOOOO!!!
HIEI: OKay, ready?
KUWABARA: NOOOO!!!
HIEI: Good! Start... now! *starts pounding Kuwabara's face in* YOU TRY TO GIVE ME A MAKEOVER, HUH? WELL YOU'RE GONNA BE SO DEAD BY THE TIME I'M DONE WITH YOU THAT YOU'LL BE... UH... VERY DEAD!!! YEAH! TAKE THAT! AND THAT! AND THAT! HOW ABOUT THIS ONE!? *at every 'that' or 'this', Hiei punched or kicked Kuwabara*
*^*Five minutes later*^*
SHADOW: *zooms the camera in on Kuwabara's mangled, uncosncious face* And that, everybody, is what you look like if you're really ugly and you get a makeover by Hiei Jaganshi!
KURAMA: Well, you two have almost no paint on you, and Kuwabara and Yusuke are mauled and completely painted black on the ground, so you are obviously the winners! Congratulations.
SHADOW: OH YEAH! I AM GOD!
HIEI: No, you are a Goddess, if anything. ~I~ am God.
SHADOW: Pah! As if!
HIEI: Goddesses are female. Gods are male. I'm male, you're female, therefore...
SHADOW: I AM GODDESS OF PAINTBALL!!!
HIEI: I AM GOD OF PAINTBALL!!!
KURAMA: DIETY COMPLEX!!! DIETY COMPLEX!!! AAAHHHH!!!
SHADOW: Huh?
KURAMA: It's when you think you're a God or Goddess when you aren't.
SHADOW: But I am!
KURAMA: -_- *sweatdrop* Let's get these two dead people to the hospital or something, cuz I'm not messing around with mauled people and plant potions right now. I'm tired. *grabs Kuwabara's wrist and drags him away through the forest. Yes, drags.*
SHADOW: Ok! *follows Kurama without even bothering to get Yusuke*
HIEI: What? Hey! You... Aaahhhh... *grabs Yusuke's wrist and follows Shadow*
**~** A few hours later **~**
*Yusuke and Kuwabara are at the hospital. Kurama, Hiei, and Shadow have already watched Kuwabara's "makeover" again, and are now all sitting on the couch, half asleep and leaning on each other's shoulders*
SHADOW: *looking through a photo album* Squeal!
HIEI: Squeal?
SHADOW: Yeah. Sometimes I get so excited that I can either say squeal, or I can actually squeal. Since you're all half asleep, I know that if I squealed, then I would have my heart ripped out...
HIEI: Good thinking.
SHADOW: And shoved down my throat...
KURAMA: Yes, keep going...
SHADOW: Through my nose.
HIEI: What!?
SHADOW: You heard me. You'd rip out my heart and feed it to my through my nose.
KURAMA: Yech.
SHADOW: Anyway, back to squeal.
HIEI: Yeah, what's so... "squeal"?
SHADOW: I present to you... *jumps up*
HIEI: Hey! *falls over so fast (his pillow had been Shadow's shoulder) that his head ends up on Kurama's lap*
KURAMA: WHAT THE %^&$?!
*Both of them scream bloody murder. Kurama hides behind Shadow. He notices her video camera in her hand*
HIEI: Shadow, where do you keep that camera that you can always have it wherever we are?
SHADOW: Somewhere that you aren't getting it! *tucks the camera inside her coat*
HIEI: *mutters something under his breath*
SHADOW: ANYWAY!!! Kurama, Hiei was not being a gay pervert or anything. He fell over.
KURAMA: *under his breath* Convenient excuse...
HIEI: I HEARD THAT, FOX BOY! YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH RIGHT NOW BEFORE I KICK YOUR HEAD IN!!!
KURAMA: *rolls his eyes and sits down on the couch*
SHADOW: NOW! I present to you... THE ULTIMATE BLACKMAIL!!! *she pulls a picture from her inside coat pocket and waves it in front of Hiei*
HIEI: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!
*The picture is of Hiei dressed in all white with angel wings and a halo. Really quite kawaii... What?! Anyway... Hiei flips out at seeing this and tries to tackle Shadow, but she dodges. Kurama is rolling on the floor laughing*
HIEI: GIVE ME THAT!!!
SHADOW: NO WAY!!! *tucks the picture in her inside coat pocket*
HIEI: I WANT THAT PICTURE!!! MUST BURN... *tackles Shadow*
SHADOW: Oof!
HIEI: Gotcha... Now. *puts one knee on each of Shadow's arms* Picture... *ignoring Shadow's screeches, he reaches in her inside coat pocket. It just so happens that now Kurama recovers.*
KURAMA: *stands up and sees Hiei and Shadow* O_O Hiei... You have NO idea how wrong that looks.
HIEI: What? *stares at his hand inside Shadow's coat*
SHADOW: *waving her arms around the best she can* PERVERT! GET OUT! OUT! KURAMA, HE'S SEXUALLY HARASSING ME!!!
KURAMA & HIEI: O_O
SHADOW: HELP ME!!!
HIEI: GOT IT! *pulls the picture out of her pocket and runs away*
SHADOW: GET BACK HERE, LOSER!!! *takes off after him*
KURAMA: Well, as you can see, blackmail never stops. Especially when it's among friends... The lesson of this story is... If you start blackmailing your friends, that does not mean you will get to kiss Hiei, or have Hiei reach inside your coat for a picture, so you'd be best off not blackmailing your friends. *pause* Stick to blackmailing your enemies.
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Oh my God, it's finally over! Thanks for sticking with me through all 90- something pages and tehnn chapiters!!! You know, SHadow and Hiei haven't quite solved the loony bin problem... Yet...
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HIEI: Here goes... *he starts powering up just as a doctor walks into the room*
DOCTOR: Oh my god... I think I've been inhaling this place's fumes too long... He's glowing purple... and... He has... Three eyes. Oh my god... *runs away screaming*
SHADOW: HIEI, WE HAVEN'T GOT TIME FOR YOUR STUPID SUSPENSEFUL POWER-UPS!!! JUST SHOOT THE STUPID DRAGON ALREADY!!!
HIEI: DON'T DISS THE DRAGON, SHADOW! THE DRAGON IS GOD!!!
SHADOW: *rolls her eyes* Diety complex...
*About 100 doctors were attracted to Shadow and Hiei's room by the first doctor's insane screams about three-eyed, glowing purple men...*
DOCTOR #3: HE REALLY ~IS~ GLOWING PURPLE!!!
SHADOW: HIEI!!! SUSPENSEFUL POWER-UPS! WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SUSPENSEFUL POWER-UPS?!
HIEI: You said we don't need them... Kokoryuu-HAA!!! *the dragon comes exploding out of his arm and through the walls, leaving a giant hole through the walls to the outside*
DOCTOR #13: THEY'RE ESCAPING!!!
SHADOW: RUN!!!
*Hiei and Shadow make a mad dash out the door... or... rather... uh... wall... and vanish*
DOCTOR #23: Where'd they go?
DOCTOR #33: Poof. That's where they went. They went poof.
**~** Back at Shadow's house half an hour later **~**
SHADOW: *breathing hard* I have never run that much in my life, and let's hope I never have to again...
HIEI: Peh. Weakling.
SHADOW: SHUT YOUR TRAP, LOSER!!!
HIEI: *rolls his eyes and walks inside. Shadow follows*
**~** Back at the Loony bin **~**
DOCTOR #43: Oh well. It's not like we really lost anything. They weren't really insane in the first place.