TADAIMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!! After a month of doing
nothing whatsoever except downloading and getting obsessed over Fruits
Basket, Gravitation, and PoT (Prince of Tennis), I've updated! Uh...there
will be a lot of cameos? Just because I couldn't help putting them in
there...
If anyone is offended by what I typed in previous chapters or in this chapter, I'm sorry. Sorry that you had to read this. Sorry that you are going to flame me for bashing every single character. Sorry you had to sit through this fic that I labored over. Yeah. That's not funny, I know. You can all throw tomatoes and bananas and potatoes and piranhas at me.
*sure enough, tomatoes and bananas and potatoes and piranhas are thrown at Orange-san* PSHHHH That's mean and you know it! *teary eyed*
Well, if you don't like character bashing, Ryuichi/Tatsuha pairing from Gravitation, gay/not straight people, overly-hyper people, me being in one scene, more character bashing, character's pushing other characters in front of cars, Totoro dollies being blown up even more so, etc. etc., then don't read this chapter. It's a little...more long-winded than the other ones...Also:
FINAL CHAPTER!!!! I couldn't think of any other way to end it ^_^
Read! Then review or whatever! ^_^
^_^
Yoh: I'm dead...that last chapter was so degrading...
Horo Horo: You thought that was degrading?! At least you didn't have to act as a gay!
Ren: I thought you were bi.
Anna: Be quiet! The only thing I really did in that chapter was drink tea!
Manta: You think that was stupid?! I had to scream and yell a lot and be like the normal one of the group!!!
Ren: You've got a point there. But YOU didn't have to be crazy and yell curses at every given moment.
Yoh: That's what you normally do, Ren. You were more in character than anyone else.
Lyserg: That's true; after Chocolove blew me away with that fan, I had to walk a million miles just to get back here.
Chocolove: I got to tell gags!!! ^_^ ORANGE-SAN IS THE BEST!!!
All except Chocolove: -___-
Anna: *throws a frying pan at Chocolove*
*Chocolove is dead*
Hao: *sigh* You people didn't have to be crazy and blow up the Earth...I never wanted to do that, really I didn't. I just wanted to destroy humans.
Horo Horo: We should all start a mutiny against Orange-san!!!
All: YEAH!!! *cheers*
*all proceed to orange-san's house, Ren dragging Chocolove along*
(Orange-san's house)
*knock knock*
Orange-san: My mom told me never to answer the door when I'm home alone~~~
*breaks down door*
Orange-san: Oh, hi, mankin-tachi! *suddenly realizes predicament she's in* OMFG!!! THE MANKIN-TACHI!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! O_O *faints*
All: Well, that was easy...
Orange-san: *wakes up again* OMG UR STILL HERE!!! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO MEET YOU!!! *glomps Yoh*
Yoh: Iya, why are you...
Horo Horo: Hey...why don't I get glomped by a girl?!
Orange-san: Because you get to glomp Ren!!! ^_^
Ren: GAH!!!
Orange-san: ^_^ Well, Anna, it's a pleasure to meet you! Hajimemashite! ^_^ *bows*
Anna: *slight smile* It's nice to see someone who has MANNERS *stares pointedly in the direction of the SK crew* to talk to me.
Orange-san: Well...now that you're all here...why don't we eat some clementines that I found in my basement?
Yoh: **GASP** CLEMENTINES~~~
Orange-san: *sadly nods* No oranges, I know...clementines are easier to peel.
Yoh: Oh, okay! ^_^
Orange-san: Anyone want to watch the 64th episode in which you beat Hao? ^_^
Hao: They defeat ME?! The great and evil HAO?!
O-S: Yeah, you...Chinese subtitles or English subtitles? Chinese dub or original?
Horo Horo: I'd like a frappucino, please.
Ren: You stupid, she's asking us what subtitles and language we want to watch the 64th episode of Shaman King in which we beat Hao!
Manta: English subtitles in original ^_^
O-S: Okay...*double clicks winamp player on her computer*
Yoh: Woah, how did you do that?!
O-s: Technology...*waves hands aroud*
Yoh: No, I mean, your computer is all orange and black!!!
O-S: More technology...*waves hands*
Ren: WHY THE HELL IS YOUR BACKGROUND A PICTURE OF HORO HORO AND ME?!
O-S: Because you and Horo Horo are just the cutest pairing ever in the whole world ^_^
Ren: O_O?!
O-S: Really, it's true; there are tons of fanfiction about you!!! And there are Anna/Yoh, Manta/Yoh, Ren/Yoh, Hao/Yoh, Hao/Lyserg, Lyserg/Jeanne-san, Anna/Ren, Hao/Ren, Hao/Anna...the list goes on ^_^
*sk crew edges away from one another*
O-S: But you don't really have to worry! ^_^ As long as I don't type more slash or romance in this fic, you'll be fine! ^_^ Besides, this is getting boring. You won't watch shaman king episode 64; you'll go back to your fanfic because the peanut gallery is throwing bananas and potatoes and tomatoes and piranhas at me ^_^
*sure enough, bananas and potatoes and tomatoes and piranhas are being thrown at Orange-san*
O-S: *pushes sk crew into computer* MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
All: NO!!! *vanish into darkness*
^^^^^^^_^^_^^^^^^^
Yoh: Ungh...where am I?
Manta: The land of electronics, where evil Totoro dollie feet have not yet tainted the ground!!! _^_
Ren: I DON'T UNDERSTAND ELECTRONICS!!!
Horo Horo: It's okay. I don't understand you. ^_^ *walks closer to Ren*
Ren: o_O *slowly edges away from Horo Horo*
Hao: Somehow I don't think something's right...
(The mankin crew are standing in a cornfield that is mowed down into a shape of a Totoro dollie)
Lyserg: For once, I agree; something really doesn't seem right...
Anna: YOU BAKARA!!! DON'T YOU HEAR THAT RUMBLING FROM FAR, FAR AWAY?!
Yoh: *listens really hard but can't hear anything except rumbling* All I can hear is that rumbling from far, far away...
Anna: -_- *hits Yoh with a bokken*
Yoh: #_# owie!!!
Ren: Doesn't that sound familiar to you...?
*sees an army of Totoro dollies rumbling from far, far away*
Ren: AHH!!! IT'S AN ARMY OF TOTORO DOLLIES RUMBLING FROM FAR, FAR AWAY!!!
Horo Horo: No schwee, Sherlock!
Manta: Schwee?
*mankin crew runs away from an army Totoro dollies rumbling from far, far away towards Electrotown, which is in a pleasant valley*
Computer: AHHH!!! What's that on that hill far, far away?!
Palm Pilot: GAH!!! I think it's the Shaman King crew!!!
*various electronics scream*
Scanner: OMG YOH IS SO HOT *faints*
Phone: Quick! We must put up the "worship mankin" posters!!!
Printer: *prints out millions of Shaman King pictures*
TV: *plays Shaman King dub*
Laptop: NO!!! WRONG CHANNEL!!! SHAMAN KING ORIGINAL!!!
TV: Sorry. *switches channel; Northern Lights starts playing*
Laptop: *puts HoroRen slideshow on self and projects it onto plasma screen*
PlayStation: **GASP** THEY'RE COMING RIGHT NOW!!! O_O
*mankin crew runs into Electrotown, then stop, even though the evil Totoro dollies are still coming at them*
Ren: Why...am I kissing Ren...on that plasma screen? *points at HoroRen fanart slideshow*
Horo Horo: *eyes water* You really do like me, Ren! ^_^
Yoh: How come...those Walkmans are bowing down to me?
Anna: How come *slap* these stupid *slap* CD players *slap* are trying *slap* to feel me up?! *slap slap*
CD players: x_x
Manta: This...This is crazy...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE TOTOROS ARE COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yoh: Oh, look, the Totoro dollies are coming! Do you think they're coming to say hi to us?! We must be famous or something!!! ^_^
Anna: -__- Stupid. *kicks Yoh*
*Yoh falls into Seigaku regulars who pop out of nowhere*
Eiji: AHHHHH!!!!! AHH AHH AHH!!!! SOMEONE'S GOT ME!!! OISHI, HELP!!!
Oishi: DON'T BE AFRAID, EIJI!!! I'LL SAVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *pushes Yoh into Fuji*
Fuji: *smiles evilly* *takes picture of Yoh, puts it in album, and crosses it out with permanent marker*
Yoh: x_x
Tezuka: *suddenly appears from Germany* EVERYONE RUN 20 LAPS!!!
Momo-chan: Around WHAT?!
Tezuka: *pauses, then points at Yoh who is dead on the ground* THAT PERSON!!!
Inui: Otherwise, you will have to drink my SUPER ULTRA MEGA HYPER RE-RE-RE- RE-RE-REMIX #748912739856239187493284721948 of MIDORIZU!!!! *grins evilly*
Hao: *suddenly appears* MUAHAHAHAHAHA EVERYONE DIE AT MY PRESCENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yoh: *wakes up to see Hao and all of the Seigaku tennis club running around him* X_X *dies again*
Hao: *glorying in the death of his brother by dancing around* WUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *falls into Inui*
Inui: **GASP** NO MY SUPER ULTRA MEGA HYPER RE-RE-RE-RE-RE-REMIX #748912739856239187493284721948 of MIDORIZU!!!!
Inui's juice: *imitating slow motion effects* Chuu chuu chuu chuu... *most of contents go into Hao's mouth*
Hao: **GAG CHOKE** AHH I'M DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dies*
Echizen: Mada Mada Dane.
Ren: YOU IDIOTS THE TOTOROS ARE STILL COMING!!!!!!!!
Horo Horo: But Ren...I'm still coming...
Ren: **hyUUUge blush* GET OFF ME YOU HENTAI!!!!
Eiji: WOW!!!!!! LOT'S OF OCHIBIS!!!! *pokes everyone's face* This is an ochibi...this is an ochibi...this is an ochibi...*pokes Oishi's face* THIS IS AN OISHI!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *runs away*
Oishi: ...o_O
Manta: HAS ANYONE NOTICED THE TOTORO DOLLIES?!
Yoh: *comes back to life* AHH EVERYONE WATCH OUT FOR THE TOTORO DOLLIES THAT ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD IF WE DON'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!!! *takes a deep breath* Woo I feel better now. ^_^
K (from Gravitation): *in Engrish* EVERYONE GET READY!!!! *throws a grenade into the clump of Totoro dollies*
*grenade disappears under Totoro dollies*
Suddenly....
**BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM**
*Totoro dollies explode*
[Number-whatever-number-this-is (Oh wait, 20): K weapons are DANGEROUS!!! I know it's not about Shaman King but...yeah...^_^)
Ryuichi: Nanda na no da!!! K, you made me all black!!! I wanted to be SHINY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eiji: **GASP** Nya, you're all black!!!
Ryuichi: **GASP** NYA?! SUGOI NA NO DA!!! I LIKE SAYING THAT TOO!!!
Lyserg: *points at Eiji's hairstyle and gasps* COPYCAT!!!
Chocolove: **GASP** HE IS A CAT?!
Ren: YOU STUPID THAT'S NOT EVEN A PUN!!!!
Anna: *steals K's machine gun* Get ready, Totoro dollies...I'm gonna kill you once and for all! *aims machine gun and fires*
*Totoro dollies die*
[Number 21: What Yoh says next...]
Yoh: o_O Anna is scary with a gun...
Manta: That's right...
Shuichi: WAH YUKI!!!! THEY'RE ALL SCARING ME!!! ESPECIALLY THOSE TOTORO DOLLIES!!!
Yuki (Gravitation): Get off me.
Yuki (from Fruits Basket): Hai...?
Kyo: HEY! Yuki, I wanna defeat you once and for all! GET READY!!!
Yuki (Gravitation): Wanna fight?
Kyo: Not you, YUKI!!!
Shuichi: You stupid, that is Yuki!
Yuki: I'm Yuki too...
Anna: *falls into Yuki from Fruits Basket because of the blast from the machine gun being fired too many times and exploding*
*Yuki from Fruits Basket turns into a mouse*
Horo Horo: OMFG YOU'RE A MOUSE
Yuki from Fruits Basket: Shut...Up.
Horo Horo: WHAT IF I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT!!!!!!
Yoh: EVERYONE!!! YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!!!
Ren: WHAT?!
Yoh: WE MUST ALL WORK TOGETHER TO DEFEAT THE EVIL TOTORO DOLLIES!!!
Fuji: He's right. As much as I like watching people being tormented, I have no interest in getting killed by some stupid Totoro dollies
Ryuichi: *turns serious* Ready...?
Everyone: YEAH!
Takashi from PoT: BURNING!!! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! *hacks away at Totoro dollies using tennis racket *
Echizen: Mada Mada dane. *hits twist serve into the Totoro Dollies*
Eiji: HOI HOI!!! *awes Totoro dollies by his kawaii-ness*
Oishi: MOON VOLLEY!!! *moon falls from the sky*
Fuji: TSUBAME GAESHI!!! *tons of swallows attack the Totoro dollies*
Tezuka: **GLARE**
Momo-chan: JACK KNIFE!!! *knives stab Totoro dollies*
Inui: SUPER ULTRA MEGA HYPER RE-RE-RE-RE-RE-REMIX #748912739856239187493284721948 OF MIDORIZU!!!! *throws pitcher after pitcher into fray*
Kaidoh: KSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
[Number 22: GO PoT PEOPLE!!! YOU ROCK MY SOCKS!!! Note: Totoro dollies die after being hit by any one of these moves]
Yoh: GREAT! EVERYONE'S WORKING TOGETHER!!! NEXT WAVE OF PEOPLE!!! GRAVITATION!!!
*all of Gravitation people appear*
Shuichi: RAGE BEAT!!! *starts singing Rage Beat with volume turned up all the way*
Hiro: STRAWBERRY POCKY!!!!!!!!!!! *runs motorcycle into Totoro dollies while throwing Pocky all over the place*
Suguru: ANNOYING-NESS!!!! *is annoying*
Tohma: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FEEL MY POWER!!!!!! *pushes Totoro dollies in front of cars*
Ryuichi: *sings into another microphone with the volume turned up all the way* NA NO NA NO NA NO NA NO NA NO NA NO NA NO DA!!!! KUMAGORO BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *throws explosive Kumagoros at Totoro dollies*
Noriko: GO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yuki: They say...No one can resist my eyes. *stares at Totoro dollies*
Tatsuha: *shows up in a bear costume on another microphone with the volume turned up all the way* First I stuck a **BEEP** up his **BEEP** and then licked chocolate ice cream off his **BEEP** while giving a handjob, and after he was screaming my name, I-
Aizawa: I SHALL-*gets pushed in front of a car*
Sakano: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *turns into a tornado and runs into Totoro dollies*
K: *boom boom boom* IT'S SHOW TIME FOLKS!!!
The fans always seen at concerts in the shadows: *wave arms around retarded- ly*
[Number 23: GO GRAVITATION!!! Totoro dollies can't resist their awesome hyper-ness so they die ^_^]
Manta: WOW!!!! PEOPLE, LET US ALL COMBINE!!! SHAMAN-TACHI FORWARD!!!
*Fruits Basket people disappear because they have nothing else to do as of now...sorry peeps...*
Yoh: *takes up basket of oranges* You want some oranges? YOU GOT THEM!!!! *throws oranges at Totoro dollies* HOW ABOUT THEM ORANGES?!
Manta: THE POWER OF KNOWLEDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Horo Horo: REN IS MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ren: KISAMARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *curses off Totoro dollies while stabbing them*
Anna: 10! 80!!!!!!!! *plays snowboard game-I mean, uses 1080 to trap Totoro dollies*
Hao: BURN BABY BURN!!!!!!!!!!!! *SoF burns*
Lyserg: WUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Faust *appears out of nowhere* PURPLE!!!! BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE FLOWER ON MY HAT!!! *flower grows into huge robot monster that crashes down on people*
Ryu: *not with as much force as Noriko* GO DIE!!!!!!!!!
Chocolove: THE FINAL GAGU! STRAWBERRY CAKU!!! STAR VERY SHAKE!!! MARS NEARLY QUAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*****BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*********************
*Totoro dollies...die*
[Number 24: YEAH!!!! SHAMAN KING RULES AS MUCH AS ANY OTHER ANIME!!!!!! W00T W00T!!!]
Yoh: *pant pant* Finally, that's over...
(Little do they know, there's ONE TOTORO DOLLIE LEFT!!! However, this Totoro dollie had a defect and was a centimeter tall...)
Yoh: *steps forward*
Totoro dollie: *thinks furiously* NOO DON'T STEP ON MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*squish*
[LAST ONE!!! Number 25: Totoro dollies are not immune to being squished] Manta: Huh? What was that?
Yoh: o_o? I dunno...
Anna: Well...it's time to go back to our respectful animes. Buh-bye, everyone: Gravitation, Prince of Tennis.
*everyone goes back to their anime series*
(and since I promised you that everyone would die more than once...)
*everyone dies*
*everyone lives*
*everyone dies*
TADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE END
^_^
Phew I finished typing all that...I was supposed to be outlining my manga for that contest thingimajigger...NO ONE CAN SEE!!! NO ONE!!! WUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Yoh-muse: I felt neglected because you weren't typing so I died.
Orange-san: Sorry, Yoh-muse...
If anyone wants me to write an epilogue or something, tell me, ne? I wanted to finish this one so I could start writing a PoT/PoT crossover...PoT is funny...PoT is Prince of Tennis!!! TENNIS NO OHJISAMA!!! WUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Review? Last chapter! Even if you're not a last chapter reviewer, review anyways, for fanfic suggestions? ^_^ Hopefully, those suggestions will be put down on my computer in less than half a year!!! YAY I actually finished this fic within half a year!!! The other fics that I'm doing will be failures and will never finish _^_
If anyone is offended by what I typed in previous chapters or in this chapter, I'm sorry. Sorry that you had to read this. Sorry that you are going to flame me for bashing every single character. Sorry you had to sit through this fic that I labored over. Yeah. That's not funny, I know. You can all throw tomatoes and bananas and potatoes and piranhas at me.
*sure enough, tomatoes and bananas and potatoes and piranhas are thrown at Orange-san* PSHHHH That's mean and you know it! *teary eyed*
Well, if you don't like character bashing, Ryuichi/Tatsuha pairing from Gravitation, gay/not straight people, overly-hyper people, me being in one scene, more character bashing, character's pushing other characters in front of cars, Totoro dollies being blown up even more so, etc. etc., then don't read this chapter. It's a little...more long-winded than the other ones...Also:
FINAL CHAPTER!!!! I couldn't think of any other way to end it ^_^
Read! Then review or whatever! ^_^
^_^
Yoh: I'm dead...that last chapter was so degrading...
Horo Horo: You thought that was degrading?! At least you didn't have to act as a gay!
Ren: I thought you were bi.
Anna: Be quiet! The only thing I really did in that chapter was drink tea!
Manta: You think that was stupid?! I had to scream and yell a lot and be like the normal one of the group!!!
Ren: You've got a point there. But YOU didn't have to be crazy and yell curses at every given moment.
Yoh: That's what you normally do, Ren. You were more in character than anyone else.
Lyserg: That's true; after Chocolove blew me away with that fan, I had to walk a million miles just to get back here.
Chocolove: I got to tell gags!!! ^_^ ORANGE-SAN IS THE BEST!!!
All except Chocolove: -___-
Anna: *throws a frying pan at Chocolove*
*Chocolove is dead*
Hao: *sigh* You people didn't have to be crazy and blow up the Earth...I never wanted to do that, really I didn't. I just wanted to destroy humans.
Horo Horo: We should all start a mutiny against Orange-san!!!
All: YEAH!!! *cheers*
*all proceed to orange-san's house, Ren dragging Chocolove along*
(Orange-san's house)
*knock knock*
Orange-san: My mom told me never to answer the door when I'm home alone~~~
*breaks down door*
Orange-san: Oh, hi, mankin-tachi! *suddenly realizes predicament she's in* OMFG!!! THE MANKIN-TACHI!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! O_O *faints*
All: Well, that was easy...
Orange-san: *wakes up again* OMG UR STILL HERE!!! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO MEET YOU!!! *glomps Yoh*
Yoh: Iya, why are you...
Horo Horo: Hey...why don't I get glomped by a girl?!
Orange-san: Because you get to glomp Ren!!! ^_^
Ren: GAH!!!
Orange-san: ^_^ Well, Anna, it's a pleasure to meet you! Hajimemashite! ^_^ *bows*
Anna: *slight smile* It's nice to see someone who has MANNERS *stares pointedly in the direction of the SK crew* to talk to me.
Orange-san: Well...now that you're all here...why don't we eat some clementines that I found in my basement?
Yoh: **GASP** CLEMENTINES~~~
Orange-san: *sadly nods* No oranges, I know...clementines are easier to peel.
Yoh: Oh, okay! ^_^
Orange-san: Anyone want to watch the 64th episode in which you beat Hao? ^_^
Hao: They defeat ME?! The great and evil HAO?!
O-S: Yeah, you...Chinese subtitles or English subtitles? Chinese dub or original?
Horo Horo: I'd like a frappucino, please.
Ren: You stupid, she's asking us what subtitles and language we want to watch the 64th episode of Shaman King in which we beat Hao!
Manta: English subtitles in original ^_^
O-S: Okay...*double clicks winamp player on her computer*
Yoh: Woah, how did you do that?!
O-s: Technology...*waves hands aroud*
Yoh: No, I mean, your computer is all orange and black!!!
O-S: More technology...*waves hands*
Ren: WHY THE HELL IS YOUR BACKGROUND A PICTURE OF HORO HORO AND ME?!
O-S: Because you and Horo Horo are just the cutest pairing ever in the whole world ^_^
Ren: O_O?!
O-S: Really, it's true; there are tons of fanfiction about you!!! And there are Anna/Yoh, Manta/Yoh, Ren/Yoh, Hao/Yoh, Hao/Lyserg, Lyserg/Jeanne-san, Anna/Ren, Hao/Ren, Hao/Anna...the list goes on ^_^
*sk crew edges away from one another*
O-S: But you don't really have to worry! ^_^ As long as I don't type more slash or romance in this fic, you'll be fine! ^_^ Besides, this is getting boring. You won't watch shaman king episode 64; you'll go back to your fanfic because the peanut gallery is throwing bananas and potatoes and tomatoes and piranhas at me ^_^
*sure enough, bananas and potatoes and tomatoes and piranhas are being thrown at Orange-san*
O-S: *pushes sk crew into computer* MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
All: NO!!! *vanish into darkness*
^^^^^^^_^^_^^^^^^^
Yoh: Ungh...where am I?
Manta: The land of electronics, where evil Totoro dollie feet have not yet tainted the ground!!! _^_
Ren: I DON'T UNDERSTAND ELECTRONICS!!!
Horo Horo: It's okay. I don't understand you. ^_^ *walks closer to Ren*
Ren: o_O *slowly edges away from Horo Horo*
Hao: Somehow I don't think something's right...
(The mankin crew are standing in a cornfield that is mowed down into a shape of a Totoro dollie)
Lyserg: For once, I agree; something really doesn't seem right...
Anna: YOU BAKARA!!! DON'T YOU HEAR THAT RUMBLING FROM FAR, FAR AWAY?!
Yoh: *listens really hard but can't hear anything except rumbling* All I can hear is that rumbling from far, far away...
Anna: -_- *hits Yoh with a bokken*
Yoh: #_# owie!!!
Ren: Doesn't that sound familiar to you...?
*sees an army of Totoro dollies rumbling from far, far away*
Ren: AHH!!! IT'S AN ARMY OF TOTORO DOLLIES RUMBLING FROM FAR, FAR AWAY!!!
Horo Horo: No schwee, Sherlock!
Manta: Schwee?
*mankin crew runs away from an army Totoro dollies rumbling from far, far away towards Electrotown, which is in a pleasant valley*
Computer: AHHH!!! What's that on that hill far, far away?!
Palm Pilot: GAH!!! I think it's the Shaman King crew!!!
*various electronics scream*
Scanner: OMG YOH IS SO HOT *faints*
Phone: Quick! We must put up the "worship mankin" posters!!!
Printer: *prints out millions of Shaman King pictures*
TV: *plays Shaman King dub*
Laptop: NO!!! WRONG CHANNEL!!! SHAMAN KING ORIGINAL!!!
TV: Sorry. *switches channel; Northern Lights starts playing*
Laptop: *puts HoroRen slideshow on self and projects it onto plasma screen*
PlayStation: **GASP** THEY'RE COMING RIGHT NOW!!! O_O
*mankin crew runs into Electrotown, then stop, even though the evil Totoro dollies are still coming at them*
Ren: Why...am I kissing Ren...on that plasma screen? *points at HoroRen fanart slideshow*
Horo Horo: *eyes water* You really do like me, Ren! ^_^
Yoh: How come...those Walkmans are bowing down to me?
Anna: How come *slap* these stupid *slap* CD players *slap* are trying *slap* to feel me up?! *slap slap*
CD players: x_x
Manta: This...This is crazy...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE TOTOROS ARE COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yoh: Oh, look, the Totoro dollies are coming! Do you think they're coming to say hi to us?! We must be famous or something!!! ^_^
Anna: -__- Stupid. *kicks Yoh*
*Yoh falls into Seigaku regulars who pop out of nowhere*
Eiji: AHHHHH!!!!! AHH AHH AHH!!!! SOMEONE'S GOT ME!!! OISHI, HELP!!!
Oishi: DON'T BE AFRAID, EIJI!!! I'LL SAVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *pushes Yoh into Fuji*
Fuji: *smiles evilly* *takes picture of Yoh, puts it in album, and crosses it out with permanent marker*
Yoh: x_x
Tezuka: *suddenly appears from Germany* EVERYONE RUN 20 LAPS!!!
Momo-chan: Around WHAT?!
Tezuka: *pauses, then points at Yoh who is dead on the ground* THAT PERSON!!!
Inui: Otherwise, you will have to drink my SUPER ULTRA MEGA HYPER RE-RE-RE- RE-RE-REMIX #748912739856239187493284721948 of MIDORIZU!!!! *grins evilly*
Hao: *suddenly appears* MUAHAHAHAHAHA EVERYONE DIE AT MY PRESCENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yoh: *wakes up to see Hao and all of the Seigaku tennis club running around him* X_X *dies again*
Hao: *glorying in the death of his brother by dancing around* WUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *falls into Inui*
Inui: **GASP** NO MY SUPER ULTRA MEGA HYPER RE-RE-RE-RE-RE-REMIX #748912739856239187493284721948 of MIDORIZU!!!!
Inui's juice: *imitating slow motion effects* Chuu chuu chuu chuu... *most of contents go into Hao's mouth*
Hao: **GAG CHOKE** AHH I'M DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dies*
Echizen: Mada Mada Dane.
Ren: YOU IDIOTS THE TOTOROS ARE STILL COMING!!!!!!!!
Horo Horo: But Ren...I'm still coming...
Ren: **hyUUUge blush* GET OFF ME YOU HENTAI!!!!
Eiji: WOW!!!!!! LOT'S OF OCHIBIS!!!! *pokes everyone's face* This is an ochibi...this is an ochibi...this is an ochibi...*pokes Oishi's face* THIS IS AN OISHI!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *runs away*
Oishi: ...o_O
Manta: HAS ANYONE NOTICED THE TOTORO DOLLIES?!
Yoh: *comes back to life* AHH EVERYONE WATCH OUT FOR THE TOTORO DOLLIES THAT ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD IF WE DON'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!!! *takes a deep breath* Woo I feel better now. ^_^
K (from Gravitation): *in Engrish* EVERYONE GET READY!!!! *throws a grenade into the clump of Totoro dollies*
*grenade disappears under Totoro dollies*
Suddenly....
**BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM**
*Totoro dollies explode*
[Number-whatever-number-this-is (Oh wait, 20): K weapons are DANGEROUS!!! I know it's not about Shaman King but...yeah...^_^)
Ryuichi: Nanda na no da!!! K, you made me all black!!! I wanted to be SHINY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eiji: **GASP** Nya, you're all black!!!
Ryuichi: **GASP** NYA?! SUGOI NA NO DA!!! I LIKE SAYING THAT TOO!!!
Lyserg: *points at Eiji's hairstyle and gasps* COPYCAT!!!
Chocolove: **GASP** HE IS A CAT?!
Ren: YOU STUPID THAT'S NOT EVEN A PUN!!!!
Anna: *steals K's machine gun* Get ready, Totoro dollies...I'm gonna kill you once and for all! *aims machine gun and fires*
*Totoro dollies die*
[Number 21: What Yoh says next...]
Yoh: o_O Anna is scary with a gun...
Manta: That's right...
Shuichi: WAH YUKI!!!! THEY'RE ALL SCARING ME!!! ESPECIALLY THOSE TOTORO DOLLIES!!!
Yuki (Gravitation): Get off me.
Yuki (from Fruits Basket): Hai...?
Kyo: HEY! Yuki, I wanna defeat you once and for all! GET READY!!!
Yuki (Gravitation): Wanna fight?
Kyo: Not you, YUKI!!!
Shuichi: You stupid, that is Yuki!
Yuki: I'm Yuki too...
Anna: *falls into Yuki from Fruits Basket because of the blast from the machine gun being fired too many times and exploding*
*Yuki from Fruits Basket turns into a mouse*
Horo Horo: OMFG YOU'RE A MOUSE
Yuki from Fruits Basket: Shut...Up.
Horo Horo: WHAT IF I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT!!!!!!
Yoh: EVERYONE!!! YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!!!
Ren: WHAT?!
Yoh: WE MUST ALL WORK TOGETHER TO DEFEAT THE EVIL TOTORO DOLLIES!!!
Fuji: He's right. As much as I like watching people being tormented, I have no interest in getting killed by some stupid Totoro dollies
Ryuichi: *turns serious* Ready...?
Everyone: YEAH!
Takashi from PoT: BURNING!!! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! *hacks away at Totoro dollies using tennis racket *
Echizen: Mada Mada dane. *hits twist serve into the Totoro Dollies*
Eiji: HOI HOI!!! *awes Totoro dollies by his kawaii-ness*
Oishi: MOON VOLLEY!!! *moon falls from the sky*
Fuji: TSUBAME GAESHI!!! *tons of swallows attack the Totoro dollies*
Tezuka: **GLARE**
Momo-chan: JACK KNIFE!!! *knives stab Totoro dollies*
Inui: SUPER ULTRA MEGA HYPER RE-RE-RE-RE-RE-REMIX #748912739856239187493284721948 OF MIDORIZU!!!! *throws pitcher after pitcher into fray*
Kaidoh: KSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
[Number 22: GO PoT PEOPLE!!! YOU ROCK MY SOCKS!!! Note: Totoro dollies die after being hit by any one of these moves]
Yoh: GREAT! EVERYONE'S WORKING TOGETHER!!! NEXT WAVE OF PEOPLE!!! GRAVITATION!!!
*all of Gravitation people appear*
Shuichi: RAGE BEAT!!! *starts singing Rage Beat with volume turned up all the way*
Hiro: STRAWBERRY POCKY!!!!!!!!!!! *runs motorcycle into Totoro dollies while throwing Pocky all over the place*
Suguru: ANNOYING-NESS!!!! *is annoying*
Tohma: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FEEL MY POWER!!!!!! *pushes Totoro dollies in front of cars*
Ryuichi: *sings into another microphone with the volume turned up all the way* NA NO NA NO NA NO NA NO NA NO NA NO NA NO DA!!!! KUMAGORO BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *throws explosive Kumagoros at Totoro dollies*
Noriko: GO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yuki: They say...No one can resist my eyes. *stares at Totoro dollies*
Tatsuha: *shows up in a bear costume on another microphone with the volume turned up all the way* First I stuck a **BEEP** up his **BEEP** and then licked chocolate ice cream off his **BEEP** while giving a handjob, and after he was screaming my name, I-
Aizawa: I SHALL-*gets pushed in front of a car*
Sakano: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *turns into a tornado and runs into Totoro dollies*
K: *boom boom boom* IT'S SHOW TIME FOLKS!!!
The fans always seen at concerts in the shadows: *wave arms around retarded- ly*
[Number 23: GO GRAVITATION!!! Totoro dollies can't resist their awesome hyper-ness so they die ^_^]
Manta: WOW!!!! PEOPLE, LET US ALL COMBINE!!! SHAMAN-TACHI FORWARD!!!
*Fruits Basket people disappear because they have nothing else to do as of now...sorry peeps...*
Yoh: *takes up basket of oranges* You want some oranges? YOU GOT THEM!!!! *throws oranges at Totoro dollies* HOW ABOUT THEM ORANGES?!
Manta: THE POWER OF KNOWLEDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Horo Horo: REN IS MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ren: KISAMARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *curses off Totoro dollies while stabbing them*
Anna: 10! 80!!!!!!!! *plays snowboard game-I mean, uses 1080 to trap Totoro dollies*
Hao: BURN BABY BURN!!!!!!!!!!!! *SoF burns*
Lyserg: WUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Faust *appears out of nowhere* PURPLE!!!! BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE FLOWER ON MY HAT!!! *flower grows into huge robot monster that crashes down on people*
Ryu: *not with as much force as Noriko* GO DIE!!!!!!!!!
Chocolove: THE FINAL GAGU! STRAWBERRY CAKU!!! STAR VERY SHAKE!!! MARS NEARLY QUAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*****BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*********************
*Totoro dollies...die*
[Number 24: YEAH!!!! SHAMAN KING RULES AS MUCH AS ANY OTHER ANIME!!!!!! W00T W00T!!!]
Yoh: *pant pant* Finally, that's over...
(Little do they know, there's ONE TOTORO DOLLIE LEFT!!! However, this Totoro dollie had a defect and was a centimeter tall...)
Yoh: *steps forward*
Totoro dollie: *thinks furiously* NOO DON'T STEP ON MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*squish*
[LAST ONE!!! Number 25: Totoro dollies are not immune to being squished] Manta: Huh? What was that?
Yoh: o_o? I dunno...
Anna: Well...it's time to go back to our respectful animes. Buh-bye, everyone: Gravitation, Prince of Tennis.
*everyone goes back to their anime series*
(and since I promised you that everyone would die more than once...)
*everyone dies*
*everyone lives*
*everyone dies*
TADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE END
^_^
Phew I finished typing all that...I was supposed to be outlining my manga for that contest thingimajigger...NO ONE CAN SEE!!! NO ONE!!! WUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Yoh-muse: I felt neglected because you weren't typing so I died.
Orange-san: Sorry, Yoh-muse...
If anyone wants me to write an epilogue or something, tell me, ne? I wanted to finish this one so I could start writing a PoT/PoT crossover...PoT is funny...PoT is Prince of Tennis!!! TENNIS NO OHJISAMA!!! WUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Review? Last chapter! Even if you're not a last chapter reviewer, review anyways, for fanfic suggestions? ^_^ Hopefully, those suggestions will be put down on my computer in less than half a year!!! YAY I actually finished this fic within half a year!!! The other fics that I'm doing will be failures and will never finish _^_