Disclaimer: No, I'm sorry. I don't own Trigun. But Vash is another story!
^.~ *Is attacked by all his other rabid fan girls* Gah! No! I'm sorry! I
lied! I don't own Vash either!
Kim: SMILE! YOU'RE ON TRIGUN CAMERA!
Vash: Kim. what are you talking about?
Kim: Trigun Camera of course!
Vash: Uh. Kim. There is no Trigun Came-
Kim: Hey Vash! Watch this! *Grabs Wolfwood's cross gun since he is sleeping and hides it under the couch*
Vash: Kim what are you-
Kim: Hey WOLFWOOD!
Wolfwood: *Wakes up with a start* HUH!? What?! Where?!
Kim: *Pokes his nose* There silly!
Wolfwood: ...
Kim: Hey Wolfwood! Guess what? *Plops herself down on his lap*
Wolfwood: Uh, what?
Kim: *Points at Vash* Vash broke your gun.
Wolfwood: HE WHAT?!
Vash: I what?!
Wolfwood: You little--!! *Jumps Vash and they go into a brawl*
Vash: GAAAAAAH! NO! I didn't! Kim! Heeeelp!
Kim: Hey Wolfwood!
Wolfwood: *Pauses and looks over* What?
Kim: SMILE! YOU'RE ON TRIGUN CAMERA! *Pulls Camera man out from hiding place*
Wolfwood: ...What?
Kim: *Pulls out his gun* Tada!
Wolfwood: .. *Gets up and takes his gun before slowly turning to look at Vash* ...Whoops.
Vash: *Laying in a heap and bleeding* .Oro. @_@
Kenshin: Hey! That's MY word!
Kaoru: Quite baka! This is their show! *Smacks him*
Kenshin: Oro. @_@
Kim: Well wasn't that fun!
Vash: * Slowly stands up and glares at Wolfwood *
Wolfwood: Heh. heh. *Sweat drop*
Vash: *Eye twitches* I'm. okay.
Kim: Of course you are!!! *Pounces*
Vash: Gaaah!
Wolfwood: Hmpth.
Kim: You'd two better be on your best behavior from this point on.
Wolfwood: Or what?
Kim: Or. I'll release.. THEM
Vash and Wolfwood: .Them?
Kim: The FANGIRLS!
V&W: NOOO! ANYTHING BUT THEM!
Wolfwood: *Cowers behind his gun and begins to pray*
Vash: Anything but the rabid fan girls! I can't take much more of them!
Kim: Then be on your best behavior!
Wolfwood: I could just leave you know.
Kim: No you can't.
Wolfwood: And just why not?
Kim: You signed a contract! *Pulls one out*
Wolfwood: What?! *Takes contract and scans it* You told me this was for free coffee!
Kim: Did I? Oops.
Vash: What does the contract say anyway?
Kim: It says you two have to stay and keep me company until the sun sets.
Wolfwood: This is ridiculous *Lights a cigarette*
Kim: *Jumps up off Vash and grabs the cigarette and stomps it out*
Wolfwood: What the hell was THAT for?!
Kim: Well I don't want you dieing before sundown.
Wolfwood: *Glares dangerously*
Vash: UhWolfwood. Love and Peace remember?
Wolfwood: Mm.
Kim: Okay! Now I think it's time we bring on our surprise guest!
Wolfwood: I thought this was a camera show.
Kim: Huh? Oh, Trigun Camera. Yea that's over now. Now it's the Trigun Talk show.
Wolfwood: What the hell.?
Vash: Talk show? Well. who's the guest?
Kim: *Drags them both to chairs and makes them sit down before sitting down herself* Our first guest is named Meryl!
Wolfwood: The insurance girl?
Vash: Uh oh.
Kim: What's the matter Vash?
Vash: Well it's just that. I'm not really supposed to be here-
Meryl: *Comes stomping on stage* Damn straight your not! You ditched us!
Milly: Yeah!
Kim: Oh no. There goes our second guest.
Meryl: And you!
Kim: *Squeaks* Me?
Meryl: *Looms over her* What you did was fraud! Tricking them into signing contracts like that!
Kim: *Stands up on her chair* So what are you gonna do about it?
Meryl: I could charge you and get you sent to jail for one thing.
Kim: *Sweat drops* Uhhh. It. it was only a joke!
Meryl: As a matter of fact.
Kim: *Eye twitches*
Meryl: .I think that under these cirsumstrances..
Milly: Isn't that Mr. Vash over there?
Kim: *Looks and sees Vash and Wolfwood trying to sneak off. She quickly grabs them back*
Meryl: .I will have to press charges.
Kim: Huh, yes, wonderful. Well it's been nice having you on the show! Until next time! *Motions for the guards and they begin to haul Meryl away as Milly follows*
Meryl: Hey! Wait just a second! I'm not through here!
Kim: Well then! Now that that is settled. *Plops back into her seat* Time for our next guest.
Wolfwood and Vash: ..Yay..
Kim: His name is Knives!
Wolfwood: Oh shit.
Vash: ...What.. did you say?
Kim: And from what he's told us, he has known Vash since he was a child! Aww! Chibi Vash!
Vash: *Blushes lightly*
Kim: So here he is! Knives!
A/N: Hey all! Depending on reviews I'll continue! So if you liked it, review! If you didn't. review anyway! Reviews are fun! Thankies. ^.~
Kim: SMILE! YOU'RE ON TRIGUN CAMERA!
Vash: Kim. what are you talking about?
Kim: Trigun Camera of course!
Vash: Uh. Kim. There is no Trigun Came-
Kim: Hey Vash! Watch this! *Grabs Wolfwood's cross gun since he is sleeping and hides it under the couch*
Vash: Kim what are you-
Kim: Hey WOLFWOOD!
Wolfwood: *Wakes up with a start* HUH!? What?! Where?!
Kim: *Pokes his nose* There silly!
Wolfwood: ...
Kim: Hey Wolfwood! Guess what? *Plops herself down on his lap*
Wolfwood: Uh, what?
Kim: *Points at Vash* Vash broke your gun.
Wolfwood: HE WHAT?!
Vash: I what?!
Wolfwood: You little--!! *Jumps Vash and they go into a brawl*
Vash: GAAAAAAH! NO! I didn't! Kim! Heeeelp!
Kim: Hey Wolfwood!
Wolfwood: *Pauses and looks over* What?
Kim: SMILE! YOU'RE ON TRIGUN CAMERA! *Pulls Camera man out from hiding place*
Wolfwood: ...What?
Kim: *Pulls out his gun* Tada!
Wolfwood: .. *Gets up and takes his gun before slowly turning to look at Vash* ...Whoops.
Vash: *Laying in a heap and bleeding* .Oro. @_@
Kenshin: Hey! That's MY word!
Kaoru: Quite baka! This is their show! *Smacks him*
Kenshin: Oro. @_@
Kim: Well wasn't that fun!
Vash: * Slowly stands up and glares at Wolfwood *
Wolfwood: Heh. heh. *Sweat drop*
Vash: *Eye twitches* I'm. okay.
Kim: Of course you are!!! *Pounces*
Vash: Gaaah!
Wolfwood: Hmpth.
Kim: You'd two better be on your best behavior from this point on.
Wolfwood: Or what?
Kim: Or. I'll release.. THEM
Vash and Wolfwood: .Them?
Kim: The FANGIRLS!
V&W: NOOO! ANYTHING BUT THEM!
Wolfwood: *Cowers behind his gun and begins to pray*
Vash: Anything but the rabid fan girls! I can't take much more of them!
Kim: Then be on your best behavior!
Wolfwood: I could just leave you know.
Kim: No you can't.
Wolfwood: And just why not?
Kim: You signed a contract! *Pulls one out*
Wolfwood: What?! *Takes contract and scans it* You told me this was for free coffee!
Kim: Did I? Oops.
Vash: What does the contract say anyway?
Kim: It says you two have to stay and keep me company until the sun sets.
Wolfwood: This is ridiculous *Lights a cigarette*
Kim: *Jumps up off Vash and grabs the cigarette and stomps it out*
Wolfwood: What the hell was THAT for?!
Kim: Well I don't want you dieing before sundown.
Wolfwood: *Glares dangerously*
Vash: UhWolfwood. Love and Peace remember?
Wolfwood: Mm.
Kim: Okay! Now I think it's time we bring on our surprise guest!
Wolfwood: I thought this was a camera show.
Kim: Huh? Oh, Trigun Camera. Yea that's over now. Now it's the Trigun Talk show.
Wolfwood: What the hell.?
Vash: Talk show? Well. who's the guest?
Kim: *Drags them both to chairs and makes them sit down before sitting down herself* Our first guest is named Meryl!
Wolfwood: The insurance girl?
Vash: Uh oh.
Kim: What's the matter Vash?
Vash: Well it's just that. I'm not really supposed to be here-
Meryl: *Comes stomping on stage* Damn straight your not! You ditched us!
Milly: Yeah!
Kim: Oh no. There goes our second guest.
Meryl: And you!
Kim: *Squeaks* Me?
Meryl: *Looms over her* What you did was fraud! Tricking them into signing contracts like that!
Kim: *Stands up on her chair* So what are you gonna do about it?
Meryl: I could charge you and get you sent to jail for one thing.
Kim: *Sweat drops* Uhhh. It. it was only a joke!
Meryl: As a matter of fact.
Kim: *Eye twitches*
Meryl: .I think that under these cirsumstrances..
Milly: Isn't that Mr. Vash over there?
Kim: *Looks and sees Vash and Wolfwood trying to sneak off. She quickly grabs them back*
Meryl: .I will have to press charges.
Kim: Huh, yes, wonderful. Well it's been nice having you on the show! Until next time! *Motions for the guards and they begin to haul Meryl away as Milly follows*
Meryl: Hey! Wait just a second! I'm not through here!
Kim: Well then! Now that that is settled. *Plops back into her seat* Time for our next guest.
Wolfwood and Vash: ..Yay..
Kim: His name is Knives!
Wolfwood: Oh shit.
Vash: ...What.. did you say?
Kim: And from what he's told us, he has known Vash since he was a child! Aww! Chibi Vash!
Vash: *Blushes lightly*
Kim: So here he is! Knives!
A/N: Hey all! Depending on reviews I'll continue! So if you liked it, review! If you didn't. review anyway! Reviews are fun! Thankies. ^.~