ABL: I am writing this for NO REASON WHATSOEVER! I don't even know what this is, or why I'm writing it. I just wanted to write something. For if I must have the urge to write, I must write. For I am-!
Joey: Shut up, Mojo Jojo. (whacks ABL over head with mallet)
ABL: I AM NOT MOJO JOJO!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!! (proceeds to run after Joey with a giant mallet of some kind)
Joey: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seto: (jumps in front of ABL) No, that's MY dog!
ABL: No MINE!
Seto: MINE!
ABL: MINE!
Seto: MINE!
ABL: MINE!
Seto: MINE!
ABL: MINE!
Seto: MINE!
ABL: MINE!
Seto: MINE! FOR THE LAST TIME!
ABL: Fine.
Yami: Awww. Lover's spat!
ABL: This is NOT lover's spat! I love Seto with all my heart! I wouldn't fight with him!
Honda: Well, what was that?
ABL: It was.... hmmm...
Seto: A slightly angry conversation! ^_^ Right, ABL?
ABL: YEAH! That's it! Thanks,Seto.
Seto: No problem.
Yami: I think it's strange how you can love him, but not like me one bit.
ABL: It's obvious! I hate how you keep trying to become the best. SETO IS THE BEST AND ALWAYS WILL BE!!!!!!!
Otogi: You REALLY scare me.
ABL: Really? Well, I LOVE you! (chases Otogi)
Otogi: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED SETO!!!!
ABL: Of course I love Seto, but it's not illegal to have a second favorite, is it? (catches Otogi)
Otogi: NOOOO!!!!! (tries to pry her off with a crowbar that came out of nowhere)
ABL: (doesn't budge) Otogi-kun! ^_^
Seto: (trying to get a dog suit on Jonouchi) HOLD STILL!!!!
Joey: NOOOOOO!!!!!! I WILL NEVER LISTEN TO YOU!!!!
Seto: Will you if I give you a doggie treat?
Joey: Hmmm.... OKAY! (begins to nibble on doggie treat while Seto puts dog suit on him)
Anzu: Strange...
ABL: AHHHH!!!! ANZU!!!! SHE MUST DIE!!!!!!! (begins to run after Anzu, a giant mallet in her hands)
Otogi: Hey, thanks Anzu!
Anzu: AHHHHHHH!!!!!! I HATE YOU ALL!!!!
Yugi: Even me? ;_;
Anzu: (gets knocked unconscious before she can answer)
Joey: (nibbling on his doggie treat) We need a plot.
ABL: Really? Is that required?
Honda: Not really, but it would be better than doing completely random things, that can get boring.
ABL: OKAY! WELL... WE SHALL BEGIN OUR SEARCH FOR A PLOT!!!!
Joey: YAY!
Anzu: X_X
Seto: Um, what should our plot be?
ABL: SEARCHING FOR A PLOT!
Yami: Hasn't that already been done before?
ABL: Hmm, it would seem so. Well, how about... hmm... (goes into some sort of wierd thinking trance thing)
Funny bunny: HEY KAIBA!
Seto: AHHHHHH!!!! IT'S THE BUNNY AGAIN!!!!!! (runs away from bunny)
ABL: (kills Funny Bunny) That thing scares me too, we need to think about a plot. Come on guys!
All: Hmmm...
Honda: We could turn it into a dating show!
ABL: But the majority here are guys, that wouldn't last long.
Honda: You're right... *sigh* (thinking) And I REALLY wanted to be paired with Serenity! Darn!
Bakura: (appears outta nowhere) WE COULD MAKE BLOOPERS!
ABL: No, I might decide to post this on FF.net and they don't allow bloopers.
Joey: That's... stupid... (silence) Can I have another doggie treat?
Seto: Not right now.
Joey: HMPH! :(
Yami: Let's have a duel! (echo-y)
Honda: Yami, please stop that. Your cape-thing is getting in my eyes.
Yami: Uh, sorry.
Yugi: Hey, look! I found some chocolate!
Yami: OOO! MINE! (grabs chocolate and eats it)
All: Oh, no...
ABL: THAT'S OUR PLOT!!!!
All: What?
Yami: (is getting more and more hyper each second)
ABL: TRYING TO COOL YAMI DOWN FROM HYPERNESS!!!!!!!!
YAMI: YIPPEEE!!!!!!!!!
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: Aibou?
Yugi: Uh, yes Yami?
Yami: Where do babies come from?
Yugi: !_! Um... a stork!
Yami: How does the stork get the babies, Aibou?
Yugi: I... I DON'T KNOW!
Yami: You're stupid, Aibou. :(
Yugi: No, I'm not!
Yami: ABL?
ABL: Yes?
Yami: What is it that you and Kaiba do every time that you're alone?
ABL: O////O That's called... kissing. o////o
Yami: I'M GOING UNDER! DROWNING IN YOU! I'M FALLING FOREVER! I'VE GOT TO BREAK THROUGH! I'M GOING UNDER!!!!!
All: O.o
Joey: How many times has he listened to your Evanescence CD, ABL?
ABL: Uh, how am I supposed to know!?
Yami: BRING ME TOoOoOOoOO LIFFFFffffffffFffFFfFFfffffFFfFFEeeEeEEeeEee!!!!!
All: O.o???
Yami: Hey, Seto.
Seto: ?_?
Yami: How does a... kiss... feel like?
Seto: Uh...
Yami: Hm?
Seto: Um, that's a private question!
Yami: TELL ME!!!!!! (begins to strangle Seto)
Seto: GAHHHHHH!!!!! Need... air....!
ABL: STOP THAT! (seperates Yami from Seto) There.
Yami: Huh? Jono has dog suit on! Hee hee! ^-^
Joey: Hey! Atleast I got a doggie treat for it!
Yami: Can I have doggie treat?
Joey: NO! They're all mine!
Yami: ;_;
All: -_-;;;
Yami: ALL HAIL FANTA!!!!!!
All: ?????O.o????o.O?????
Yami: Anybody have any Fanta?
ABL: No!
Honda: Actually, I have so-
ABL: (whacks Honda over head with mallet) NO YOU DON'T!!!
Honda: T_T Yes ma'am...
Yami: (suddenly rips off all his clothes except his underwear and cape-thingy) I AM.... CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS!!!!! (runs around pretending to fly) DUN DA DUN!!!!!
All: O.O
ABL: Gahhh!!! Come back here and put your clothes back on!!!
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A/N: Well, there's the first chappie! Hope you enjoy! Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated! R&R!!! ^__^
Joey: Shut up, Mojo Jojo. (whacks ABL over head with mallet)
ABL: I AM NOT MOJO JOJO!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!! (proceeds to run after Joey with a giant mallet of some kind)
Joey: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seto: (jumps in front of ABL) No, that's MY dog!
ABL: No MINE!
Seto: MINE!
ABL: MINE!
Seto: MINE!
ABL: MINE!
Seto: MINE!
ABL: MINE!
Seto: MINE!
ABL: MINE!
Seto: MINE! FOR THE LAST TIME!
ABL: Fine.
Yami: Awww. Lover's spat!
ABL: This is NOT lover's spat! I love Seto with all my heart! I wouldn't fight with him!
Honda: Well, what was that?
ABL: It was.... hmmm...
Seto: A slightly angry conversation! ^_^ Right, ABL?
ABL: YEAH! That's it! Thanks,Seto.
Seto: No problem.
Yami: I think it's strange how you can love him, but not like me one bit.
ABL: It's obvious! I hate how you keep trying to become the best. SETO IS THE BEST AND ALWAYS WILL BE!!!!!!!
Otogi: You REALLY scare me.
ABL: Really? Well, I LOVE you! (chases Otogi)
Otogi: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED SETO!!!!
ABL: Of course I love Seto, but it's not illegal to have a second favorite, is it? (catches Otogi)
Otogi: NOOOO!!!!! (tries to pry her off with a crowbar that came out of nowhere)
ABL: (doesn't budge) Otogi-kun! ^_^
Seto: (trying to get a dog suit on Jonouchi) HOLD STILL!!!!
Joey: NOOOOOO!!!!!! I WILL NEVER LISTEN TO YOU!!!!
Seto: Will you if I give you a doggie treat?
Joey: Hmmm.... OKAY! (begins to nibble on doggie treat while Seto puts dog suit on him)
Anzu: Strange...
ABL: AHHHH!!!! ANZU!!!! SHE MUST DIE!!!!!!! (begins to run after Anzu, a giant mallet in her hands)
Otogi: Hey, thanks Anzu!
Anzu: AHHHHHHH!!!!!! I HATE YOU ALL!!!!
Yugi: Even me? ;_;
Anzu: (gets knocked unconscious before she can answer)
Joey: (nibbling on his doggie treat) We need a plot.
ABL: Really? Is that required?
Honda: Not really, but it would be better than doing completely random things, that can get boring.
ABL: OKAY! WELL... WE SHALL BEGIN OUR SEARCH FOR A PLOT!!!!
Joey: YAY!
Anzu: X_X
Seto: Um, what should our plot be?
ABL: SEARCHING FOR A PLOT!
Yami: Hasn't that already been done before?
ABL: Hmm, it would seem so. Well, how about... hmm... (goes into some sort of wierd thinking trance thing)
Funny bunny: HEY KAIBA!
Seto: AHHHHHH!!!! IT'S THE BUNNY AGAIN!!!!!! (runs away from bunny)
ABL: (kills Funny Bunny) That thing scares me too, we need to think about a plot. Come on guys!
All: Hmmm...
Honda: We could turn it into a dating show!
ABL: But the majority here are guys, that wouldn't last long.
Honda: You're right... *sigh* (thinking) And I REALLY wanted to be paired with Serenity! Darn!
Bakura: (appears outta nowhere) WE COULD MAKE BLOOPERS!
ABL: No, I might decide to post this on FF.net and they don't allow bloopers.
Joey: That's... stupid... (silence) Can I have another doggie treat?
Seto: Not right now.
Joey: HMPH! :(
Yami: Let's have a duel! (echo-y)
Honda: Yami, please stop that. Your cape-thing is getting in my eyes.
Yami: Uh, sorry.
Yugi: Hey, look! I found some chocolate!
Yami: OOO! MINE! (grabs chocolate and eats it)
All: Oh, no...
ABL: THAT'S OUR PLOT!!!!
All: What?
Yami: (is getting more and more hyper each second)
ABL: TRYING TO COOL YAMI DOWN FROM HYPERNESS!!!!!!!!
YAMI: YIPPEEE!!!!!!!!!
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: Aibou?
Yugi: Uh, yes Yami?
Yami: Where do babies come from?
Yugi: !_! Um... a stork!
Yami: How does the stork get the babies, Aibou?
Yugi: I... I DON'T KNOW!
Yami: You're stupid, Aibou. :(
Yugi: No, I'm not!
Yami: ABL?
ABL: Yes?
Yami: What is it that you and Kaiba do every time that you're alone?
ABL: O////O That's called... kissing. o////o
Yami: I'M GOING UNDER! DROWNING IN YOU! I'M FALLING FOREVER! I'VE GOT TO BREAK THROUGH! I'M GOING UNDER!!!!!
All: O.o
Joey: How many times has he listened to your Evanescence CD, ABL?
ABL: Uh, how am I supposed to know!?
Yami: BRING ME TOoOoOOoOO LIFFFFffffffffFffFFfFFfffffFFfFFEeeEeEEeeEee!!!!!
All: O.o???
Yami: Hey, Seto.
Seto: ?_?
Yami: How does a... kiss... feel like?
Seto: Uh...
Yami: Hm?
Seto: Um, that's a private question!
Yami: TELL ME!!!!!! (begins to strangle Seto)
Seto: GAHHHHHH!!!!! Need... air....!
ABL: STOP THAT! (seperates Yami from Seto) There.
Yami: Huh? Jono has dog suit on! Hee hee! ^-^
Joey: Hey! Atleast I got a doggie treat for it!
Yami: Can I have doggie treat?
Joey: NO! They're all mine!
Yami: ;_;
All: -_-;;;
Yami: ALL HAIL FANTA!!!!!!
All: ?????O.o????o.O?????
Yami: Anybody have any Fanta?
ABL: No!
Honda: Actually, I have so-
ABL: (whacks Honda over head with mallet) NO YOU DON'T!!!
Honda: T_T Yes ma'am...
Yami: (suddenly rips off all his clothes except his underwear and cape-thingy) I AM.... CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS!!!!! (runs around pretending to fly) DUN DA DUN!!!!!
All: O.O
ABL: Gahhh!!! Come back here and put your clothes back on!!!
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A/N: Well, there's the first chappie! Hope you enjoy! Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated! R&R!!! ^__^