HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY

Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore

(Order of Merlin, First class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock, Supreme Mugwump, International Confed. of Wizards)

Dear Ms. Evans,

You have been selected for this year's Head Girl at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

You will now have the power to dock up to 10 points per day for each student, and can give any student a detention if it is approved by a teacher.

You, along with the Head Boy, will be expected to run any Prefect meetings.

You will be informed of the password of each house, and common room location. You are expected not to misuse this information.

You will continue with your Prefect duties.

You and the Head Boy will co-ordinate the Prefects in these.

You will be expected to uphold the honour of this position, to be a role model to younger students, and to act accordingly.

Your new badge and booklist are enclosed.

Yours Sincerely,

Minerva McGonagall

Deputy Headmistress.

HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY

Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore

(Order of Merlin, First class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock, Supreme Mugwump, International Confed. of Wizards)

Dear Mr.Potter,

You have been selected for this year's Head Boy at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

You will now have the power to dock up to 10 points per day for each student, and can give any student a detention if it is approved by a teacher.

You, along with the Head Girl, will be expected to run any Prefect meetings.

You will be informed of the password of each house, and common room location. You are expected not to misuse this information.

You will be informed of the Prefect duties which you are now expected to perform by Mr. Lupin.

You and the Head Girl will co-ordinate the Prefects in these.

You will be expected to uphold the honour of this position, to be a role model to younger students, and to act accordingly.

Your new badge and booklist are enclosed.

Yours Sincerely,

Minerva McGonagall

Deputy Headmistress.

Padfoot,

I got Head Boy. Yes, you read that right. I have the letter, right here.

Shocked me too. Maybe Dumbledore's pranking us back. You know, Headmaster's revenge. How bad is this? Now I have to have responsibility. I didn't even want to be Quidditch Captain, but they made me that. Now this. Don't these people get it? I don't WANT these positions. It's so much extra work.

Apparently I have to ask Moony about my new duties. Goody.

But they're trusting me with the houses passwords and "common room locations". Ok, we have the map for locations, and it wasn't that hard to just wait outside in the cloak.

I still don't think this Head Boy thing is good.

Bet Evans got Head Girl. Who else would? I think she'll commit suicide if she doesn't.

It's boring here since you moved out. Quiet. Too quiet. It's scary.

I'm going to owl Moony now. (Duties. Even just the word sounds bad)

P.S. I got the badge

P.P.S. The one good thing…I can take points off!

Moony,

Can you be Head Boy without being a Prefect? Coz I am, I think. It said so in my letter, and I got a badge (it's really ugly, worse then the prefect one. Bigger too. I hope I don't have to wear it.

Mum fainted.

Dad asked who I bribed. Yeah, right. Like I would waste money on becoming Head Boy.

Anyway, you're supposed to inform me of my duties. If you "forget", do I still have to do them?

Only two good things. One, I can take points off. Slytherin is going to be in the minuses, my friend.

Two, Evans is sure to be Head Girl. It's so funny to see her get worked up when I hit on her. Some people think I actually like her. As if. She's so uptight, it'd take all the fun out of life. I'm only 17. Who need to grow up now? I have the rest of my life to do that. I reckon I'm gonna live to be 150, at least. All of us. Can you see it? We'll all be sitting around with our grey hair and long beards, solving the world's problems over firewhisky, and shouting at everyone. Of course, Peter shouting, that'd be a miracle. You too. But hey, me and Padfoot have 133 years to lighten you two up.

Do you think it'd be funny if I kept pestering her with love letters over the summer? Oh, you wouldn't though. I can't believe you don't find her reactions funny. She doesn't like me, I don't like her. It'll never change, no-one's going to get ther little feeling hurt.

Honestly, Remus. I worry about you sometimes.

Anyway, dinner time. See ya,

Prongs.

P.S. ME? Head Boy? What is the old man ON?

P.P.S. Whatever he's on, it sounds fun. I want some.

P.P.P.S. Tell Wormtail for me. If he starts that hero worshipping thing again, I'm going to die. It was fun for what, the first 5 years?

Dear Candace,

I got Head Girl. I'm so happy. I mean, finally, after six years, I got it. Who's the Head Boy, do you know? I hope it's someone good. Not Snape, though. I really don't want to work with him. Don't tell anyone that, ok? Potter and his annoying little friends would have a field day, considering I stood up for him in 5th year. I'm never going to bother doing that again. Still, I wish Potter would just grow up. Is it that hard? I mean, he's 17. He's of age. He's going to get a job next year. Doesn't he realise this?

Anyway, we have to go to Diagon Alley sometime. Next week maybe?

Owl back,

Lily

Prongs,

You're kidding, right? What is Dumbledore ON? It sounds fun. How many points can we take off Slytherin? There has to be many ways to use this to our advantage. McGonagall signed the letter. Can you imagine her pranking anyone? Can you imagine her smiling? NO!

If Evans got HG, (I agree she'll commit suicide if she doesn't. You might too, if you have to work with her all year) she'll have power. Take away everything fun. This way, maybe we can still have permission to smile occasionally.

You seriously have to wear that horrible badge. If it's worse than Moony's…who designed those things anyway? What sick, sick person?

Let's play Quidditch sometime. You and me vs. Moony and Petey. The only way I can win is on your team. Apparate over whenever. I'll owl them.

Padfoot

P.S. Did you see the names of the new Ancient Runes textbook? 'My Love Affair with Ancient Runes?' That is one kinky author.

Moony,

Come over and play Quidditch sometime. We'll apparate to this cool field I found on my bike.

Padfoot

Wormtail,

Wanna play Quidditch? You and Moony vs. Prongs and me. It's suicide for you guys, I know. Apparate over sometime. You finally passed your test, didn't you?

Padfoot

James,

Who did you bribe? No, seriously?

Yeah, you can be Head Boy without being Prefect. I can see why they gave it to you. You're one of those born leader people. Good Quidditch Captain, too, even if you were happier just playing.

Look at it this way. Snape really wanted Head Boy.

And I'm not going to forget about your duties. I've lost the list (don't say it) so I'll check for you later.

Evans is Head Girl. Candace told Tahlia, who told Caz who told me.

I still feel guilty not telling Caz about my 'condition'.  She's been my girlfriend for what, 6 months? Should I tell her?

Don't write to Lily. Stop hitting on her. I know you're not going to, but I'll say this anyway. Somebody's going to get hurt. It's inevitable. Sorry.

I'm not sure what Dumbledore's on, but don't mention anything to Sirius. He'll want to raid Dumbledore's office for some.

Wormtail's grounded. No owls in or out.

Remus

P.S. Quidditch was fun at Sirius's today. Wormatil snuck out for it, that's why he's grounded. Like we had a chance, though. You're team always wins. I'm just feeding your ego, aren't I?