Yu-Gi-Oh! All Star

By TypoNumber5

DISCLAIMER: I do not own either "All Star" (Smash Mouth) or Yu-Gi-Oh! (Kazuki Takahashi). ^______^

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Somebody once told me

Yami Malik was to be avoided

He's got some objects

That are kinda pointed

Yami Bakura's insane

And finds fun in pain

If you ever see yamis coming

Just run away...

.

Well, the writers starting updatin'

And they don't stop updatin'

Unless they're real mean

And like keeping you waitin'

Rabid fangirls

Are glomping bishies

Hear them scream

Like little sissies

So much to read

So much to write

Your favorite characters

Just stated a fight

You'll never be known

If you don't review

You'll never be heard

If your fanfics are few

.

Hey now

You're a reader

Enjoy the fanfic

Wish the grammar were neater

Hey now

You're a writer

Love your insanity

Wish your homework was lighter

And all the those reviewers are strange

Flames are not coooooooooool...

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Anime-haters should burn

Especially those who hate Yu-Gi-Oh!

They say you're completely insane

You stare blankly and go, "So?"

My favorite bishie rocks

But his dub-self sucks

We can't stop 4Kids

But at them we throw hockey pucks

My Shonen Jump came

How 'bout yours?

I just love to read it

And I'll never get bored

.

Hey now

You're a reader

Enjoy the fanfic

Wish the grammar were neater

Hey now

You're a writer

Love your insanity

Wish your homework was lighter

And all the those reviewers are strange

Flames are not coooooooooool...

.

*Musical interlude: bum, bum, bum...*

.

Hey now

You're a reader

Enjoy the fanfic

Wish the grammar were neater

Hey now

You're a writer

Love your insanity

Wish your homework was lighter

And all the those reviewers are strange

Flames are not coooooooooool...

.

Somebody once asked,

"How can you like Yu-Gi-Oh!?

It's a little kid's show."

I said, "No.

You're IQ's low.

4Kids totally changed it.

It was originally a teenager show."

.

Well, the writers starting updatin'

And they don't stop updatin'

Unless they're real mean

And like keeping you waitin'

Rabid fangirls

Are glomping bishies

Hear them scream

Like little sissies

So much to read

So much to write

Your favorite characters

Just stated a fight

You'll never be heard

If you don't review (review!)

You'll never be known

If your fanfics are few (few!)

.

Hey now

You're a reader

Enjoy the fanfic

Wish the grammar were neater

Hey now

You're a writer

Love your insanity

Wish your homework was lighter

And all the those reviewers are strange

Flames are not coooooooooool...

And all those reviewers are strange

Flames are not coooooooooool...

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Hehe... ANOTHER thing I came up with at 3AM. Yes, I need sleep...

THE WEIRD STORY BEHIND THIS THING: You know TheVoices1? *cricket chirps* *sweat drop* Well, she's an authoress. Anyway, at lunch we used to have this thing where she shoved all our trash into a Sprite bottle (yes, we are strange...). We did so obsessively it became sort of a religion... dubbed *THEVOICES'S REAL NAME*-ism! And I came up with (at 3 AM, lol) it's theme song, which included these verses:

The school should burn

But parents won't let us

So we'll have to make do

And blow up a school bus

Knowledge is cool

But learning sucks

For goin' to school

We should get a few bucks

My house's on fire

How 'bout yours?

The llama did it

I guess he was bored

Hey now

You're a whack-o

Burn homework

Don't use tobacco

Hey now

You're sanity

Ran away

It was profanity

And the chipmunk ate my brother

Mr. Tweetums is cooooooool...

Aaaaand...

Well, the eagles start coming

And they don't stop coming

They fall from the sky

And keep the men running

Rabid Chipmunks

Are destroying the world

So pick up that rock

And give it a hurl

So much to do

So much to slay

It's just too bad

That I don't get pay

You'll never die

If you don't live (live!)

You'll never get

If you don't give (give!)

I'll live it up to you to figure out where those go... ^_~

So, one night, I came up with the ingenius idea to rewrite it to fit YGO fanfiction... and... yeah...

Please review.