I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! or the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. This is for
humor purposes only. Now enjoy!
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Yugi is standing in front of Domino Castle. There is a storm, and the bridge is just coming down.
Yugi: Tell me, why am I here?
Authoress: Because I'm bored, and this seemed like a funny idea at the time.
Yugi: Are you sure about the funny part?
Authoress: Yes.
Yugi: -_-;
Soon, Yugi sees a white horse with proper riding equipment ride past, and he sees a younger Téa in Zelda's outfit, with Mai dressed as Impa riding with her.
Yugi: o.O
And then he sees a dark horse with Marik on it's back.
Marik: * looks at Yugi evilly *
Yugi: O.O
And then he wakes up from a VERY loud "HEY!! WAKE UP YUGI!! Why does the fate of the world depend on someone who over SLEEPS??!!!?!", and a small body slam on his back.
Yugi: OW!! * rubs his eyes* What are you doing? * looks at his clothes * And what am I WEARING?!?!?! * sees himself dressed as young Link *
Yugi then sees a small flying glowing thing. He catches it in his hands, and takes a long hard look at it.
Yugi: . . . . . I don't know what to say.
Mokuba: Yep. I was thrown into the role of Navi. And I'm not too happy about it.
Yugi: Well, I'm sure it's one of the better roles?? ^^;;;
Mokuba: No it isn't. At least I don't have Joey's role though.
Yugi: Why's that?
Mokuba: * sniggers * He's Mido! The bully that picks on you!
Yugi: * sarcastically * Why does that come to no surprise? -_-;;
Mokuba: Let's get this over with! * flies out the front door *
~ Outside Yugi's house ~
Serenity: HEY!!! Yugi!! Down HERE!! * waves to him as she runs up to his tree house *
Yugi: Serenity plays Saria?
Mokuba: I guess so.
Yugi climbs down the ladder, and starts talking to Serenity
Yugi: Ummm . . . isn't Saria the girl Mido likes?
Serenity: Yeah. And what makes things worse, is that JOEY is the guy who LIKES ME!! Isn't that SICK?!!??!?
Yugi: Yep.
Serenity: Just curious . . . how does that hat stay on your head? I mean, your hair is really strange, and then that hat has to stay on. Did you glue it or something?
Yugi: I'm not sure. But then again, it's one of those things that you never know, I guess.
Serenity: . . . . anyway, I've heard that you've been summoned to see your Grandpa!
Yugi: Why do I have to be summoned in order to see him? I have to live in the same HOUSE as him!
Serenity: * shrugs * I don't' know why. He plays a few roles, and I guess this is one of them. Anyway, go see him!! * pushes Yugi in his direction *
~ With Mido - err - Joey ~
Joey is seen in Mido's outfit, and shrunken to Yugi's size.
Joey: Are you used to BEING THIS small?!?
Yugi: Yep. And I've lived with it too.
Joey: I have a whole new respect for you pal.
Yugi: Then can I pass? ^_^
Joey: Sorry. You have to go get a couple items first.
Yugi: Whose bright idea was THAT??!!?
Joey: * shrugs * But I can't let you pass until you get a sword and shield. That's the way this game went. Sorry Yug.
Yugi: * exasperated sigh *
~ Where Yugi gets the sword ~
Yugi: I get my sword in HERE??!?!?! Where there is a rolling BOULDER?!?!?
Mokuba: Yeah.
Yugi: Why did I get stuck with this part? T_T
Mokuba: I have no clue. Only the authoress knows.
Yugi: * sounding evil * I'm gonna make her pay for this . . . * makes heroic stance * But I have to get the stupid sword first!
Yugi rushes past the boulder. But it catches him by surprise somehow, and he get flattened like in those Bugs Bunny cartoons. Then he somehow ends up floating over to the chest with the sword.
Yugi: @_@ Let's not do that again . . . * suddenly gets inflated, and opens the chest *
Yugi: This sword doesn't look special. What's the big deal about it if I can just use my deck?
Mokuba: These people don't' have duel monsters. Your outta luck there Yugi.
Yugi: -_-;;;; . . . say, where's Yami?
Mokuba: I heard that he plays Adult Link.
Yugi: Why does YAMI get all the girls???
Authoress is heard from a distance: Your so KAWAII Yugi!! Don't' think that way!!
Yugi: -_-;;;;
Mokuba: . . . . and what about me?
Authoress' voice: You aren't as cute.
Mokuba: * muttering inaudibly *
Yugi: Ummm . . . let's go get that shield next . . . ^^;;;
~ At the Shop ~
Yugi and Mokuba: 40 RUPEES?!?!?!?!?!
Yugi: Wait a minute . . . aren't rupees a currency in some Indian country?
Mokuba: . . . yeah. That's right.
Yugi: * talks to shopkeeper * can't you give me a discount? I just got my fairy! And on that door it says owners of newly received fairies get discounts! * Points to piece of paper at door *
Shopkeeper: * Looks at sign * Darn it.
~ Back with Joey ~
Yugi: There. I have what I need. Now let me see Grandpa!
Joey: Good. Now I can finally go back home and sleep! Good thing Kaiba isn't here!
Yugi: What role does he play?
Joey: * looks at script, and then falls down laughing *
Yugi: What? Does he play a dog?
Joey: * still laughing * No. Even better!! You'll see soon enough Yug. * continues to laugh *
Yugi walks past Joey and sees a giant tree.
Yugi: That's Grandpa?
Suddenly, the tree starts to talk with Grandpa's voice.
Tree: 'Bout time Yugi! What took you so long? Did you over sleep again?
Yugi: Errr . . . * blushes *
Mokuba: Yeah, he did.
Grandpa: . . . . anyway, you have to go inside this stupid tree costume, and then fight a big spider thing.
Yugi: I guess that Yami can't fight for me then.
Grandpa: Right. And its' a good thing too. You need to start relying on yourself more . . . * starts that speech about believing in yourself, blah blah blah. *
Yugi and Mokuba: ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Grandpa: -_-;; WAKE UP!!!!!!!
Yugi and Mokuba: * jump 6 feet in the air *
Grandpa opens his mouth, and tells Yugi to go inside.
Yugi: EWWWW!!!!!!!! GROSS!!!
Grandpa: Just go inside.
Yugi walks in Grandpa's TREE mouth, with Mokuba flying slowly behind him.
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Well, that's my first chapter!!!!!! I hope this gets SOME reviews . . . . . .
Kaiba: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PUT ME IN THAT ROLE!!!!!!! YOU ARE SOO DEAD!!!!!!!!!!
And then you'll get to see what role Kaiba has!! In a couple of chapters though. Please leave a review!! ^_^
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Yugi is standing in front of Domino Castle. There is a storm, and the bridge is just coming down.
Yugi: Tell me, why am I here?
Authoress: Because I'm bored, and this seemed like a funny idea at the time.
Yugi: Are you sure about the funny part?
Authoress: Yes.
Yugi: -_-;
Soon, Yugi sees a white horse with proper riding equipment ride past, and he sees a younger Téa in Zelda's outfit, with Mai dressed as Impa riding with her.
Yugi: o.O
And then he sees a dark horse with Marik on it's back.
Marik: * looks at Yugi evilly *
Yugi: O.O
And then he wakes up from a VERY loud "HEY!! WAKE UP YUGI!! Why does the fate of the world depend on someone who over SLEEPS??!!!?!", and a small body slam on his back.
Yugi: OW!! * rubs his eyes* What are you doing? * looks at his clothes * And what am I WEARING?!?!?! * sees himself dressed as young Link *
Yugi then sees a small flying glowing thing. He catches it in his hands, and takes a long hard look at it.
Yugi: . . . . . I don't know what to say.
Mokuba: Yep. I was thrown into the role of Navi. And I'm not too happy about it.
Yugi: Well, I'm sure it's one of the better roles?? ^^;;;
Mokuba: No it isn't. At least I don't have Joey's role though.
Yugi: Why's that?
Mokuba: * sniggers * He's Mido! The bully that picks on you!
Yugi: * sarcastically * Why does that come to no surprise? -_-;;
Mokuba: Let's get this over with! * flies out the front door *
~ Outside Yugi's house ~
Serenity: HEY!!! Yugi!! Down HERE!! * waves to him as she runs up to his tree house *
Yugi: Serenity plays Saria?
Mokuba: I guess so.
Yugi climbs down the ladder, and starts talking to Serenity
Yugi: Ummm . . . isn't Saria the girl Mido likes?
Serenity: Yeah. And what makes things worse, is that JOEY is the guy who LIKES ME!! Isn't that SICK?!!??!?
Yugi: Yep.
Serenity: Just curious . . . how does that hat stay on your head? I mean, your hair is really strange, and then that hat has to stay on. Did you glue it or something?
Yugi: I'm not sure. But then again, it's one of those things that you never know, I guess.
Serenity: . . . . anyway, I've heard that you've been summoned to see your Grandpa!
Yugi: Why do I have to be summoned in order to see him? I have to live in the same HOUSE as him!
Serenity: * shrugs * I don't' know why. He plays a few roles, and I guess this is one of them. Anyway, go see him!! * pushes Yugi in his direction *
~ With Mido - err - Joey ~
Joey is seen in Mido's outfit, and shrunken to Yugi's size.
Joey: Are you used to BEING THIS small?!?
Yugi: Yep. And I've lived with it too.
Joey: I have a whole new respect for you pal.
Yugi: Then can I pass? ^_^
Joey: Sorry. You have to go get a couple items first.
Yugi: Whose bright idea was THAT??!!?
Joey: * shrugs * But I can't let you pass until you get a sword and shield. That's the way this game went. Sorry Yug.
Yugi: * exasperated sigh *
~ Where Yugi gets the sword ~
Yugi: I get my sword in HERE??!?!?! Where there is a rolling BOULDER?!?!?
Mokuba: Yeah.
Yugi: Why did I get stuck with this part? T_T
Mokuba: I have no clue. Only the authoress knows.
Yugi: * sounding evil * I'm gonna make her pay for this . . . * makes heroic stance * But I have to get the stupid sword first!
Yugi rushes past the boulder. But it catches him by surprise somehow, and he get flattened like in those Bugs Bunny cartoons. Then he somehow ends up floating over to the chest with the sword.
Yugi: @_@ Let's not do that again . . . * suddenly gets inflated, and opens the chest *
Yugi: This sword doesn't look special. What's the big deal about it if I can just use my deck?
Mokuba: These people don't' have duel monsters. Your outta luck there Yugi.
Yugi: -_-;;;; . . . say, where's Yami?
Mokuba: I heard that he plays Adult Link.
Yugi: Why does YAMI get all the girls???
Authoress is heard from a distance: Your so KAWAII Yugi!! Don't' think that way!!
Yugi: -_-;;;;
Mokuba: . . . . and what about me?
Authoress' voice: You aren't as cute.
Mokuba: * muttering inaudibly *
Yugi: Ummm . . . let's go get that shield next . . . ^^;;;
~ At the Shop ~
Yugi and Mokuba: 40 RUPEES?!?!?!?!?!
Yugi: Wait a minute . . . aren't rupees a currency in some Indian country?
Mokuba: . . . yeah. That's right.
Yugi: * talks to shopkeeper * can't you give me a discount? I just got my fairy! And on that door it says owners of newly received fairies get discounts! * Points to piece of paper at door *
Shopkeeper: * Looks at sign * Darn it.
~ Back with Joey ~
Yugi: There. I have what I need. Now let me see Grandpa!
Joey: Good. Now I can finally go back home and sleep! Good thing Kaiba isn't here!
Yugi: What role does he play?
Joey: * looks at script, and then falls down laughing *
Yugi: What? Does he play a dog?
Joey: * still laughing * No. Even better!! You'll see soon enough Yug. * continues to laugh *
Yugi walks past Joey and sees a giant tree.
Yugi: That's Grandpa?
Suddenly, the tree starts to talk with Grandpa's voice.
Tree: 'Bout time Yugi! What took you so long? Did you over sleep again?
Yugi: Errr . . . * blushes *
Mokuba: Yeah, he did.
Grandpa: . . . . anyway, you have to go inside this stupid tree costume, and then fight a big spider thing.
Yugi: I guess that Yami can't fight for me then.
Grandpa: Right. And its' a good thing too. You need to start relying on yourself more . . . * starts that speech about believing in yourself, blah blah blah. *
Yugi and Mokuba: ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Grandpa: -_-;; WAKE UP!!!!!!!
Yugi and Mokuba: * jump 6 feet in the air *
Grandpa opens his mouth, and tells Yugi to go inside.
Yugi: EWWWW!!!!!!!! GROSS!!!
Grandpa: Just go inside.
Yugi walks in Grandpa's TREE mouth, with Mokuba flying slowly behind him.
~ ~ ~
Well, that's my first chapter!!!!!! I hope this gets SOME reviews . . . . . .
Kaiba: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PUT ME IN THAT ROLE!!!!!!! YOU ARE SOO DEAD!!!!!!!!!!
And then you'll get to see what role Kaiba has!! In a couple of chapters though. Please leave a review!! ^_^