Disclaimer- I do not own Final Fantasy, or anything else in this story,
because I have no money.
THE ULTIMATE RANDOM/YAOI/ORIGINAL-CHARACTER FIC!
Tidus, Yuna, and the whole guardian herd were walking down the street, when suddenly something RANDOM happened! A mysterious ORIGINAL CHARACTER flew out of a chimney that happened to be in the road, his name was Bob. Bob was invincible, could fly, do crossword puzzles, eat soup, you name it, and of course all the girls in the world thought he was uber-sexy. "OhmyGod OhmyGod OhmyGod!" Rikku said, bouncing up and down, "its him! its BOB! the coolest guy on earth that is far better then anyone else and is the one and only one who can save the universe because he is chosen by the writer to do so!!! yay!!!" Bob scratched his ass in return. "Oh he is soooo dreamy!"
Bob RANDOMly pulled out a pineapple, and gave it Wakka, at a RANDOM selection. Wakka took the pineapple, and with a meaningful look at Kimahri, they walked off together with one anothers hands in their back pockets. Almost no one noticed, because Kimahri and Wakka are not important. Kimahri talks too little, and Wakka talks too much, ya. Only Yuna noticed, and she was glad they left. Yuna secretly hates everyone. Especially Kimahri.
Suddenly, me and my friends appeared in the game, what a very original idea!!!! All the guardians, plus Yuna and Bob, minus Kimahri and Wakka, stared at us for a few seconds, but then we decided not to be here anymore and left the story line, and fell off the face of the Earth as far as I'm concerned. Tidus laughed for no reason, and a cow flew over the moon.
Deciding they had nothing better to do, everyone decided to go get drunk, I mean hey, why not? As they walk along the path, suddenly cries of "ya!" was heard, getting louder and louder. Turning a corner, the most grotesque scene you could imagine lay out before them. Kimahri was standing behind Wakka, and Wakka was bent over in front of him. Both were naked, moaning, and sweaty. Off to the side the pineapple sat on a chair holding a video camera, wearing a blindfold. This was too fruity, even for fruit itself. Everyone ran away screaming, furiously digging out their eyes. After a while, after everyone had regained their sight and were far away from the Ronso and Wakka, Tidus said "...am I the only one here who is amazingly turned o-?" but he didn't even get his sentence out. Halfway through Auron's large Kitana suddenly went through his back and out of his chest. He just didn't put up with this sort of thing. With his last breath Tidus said "I hate you...Dad," despite the fact tha his father was nowhere near him at the time, and at the moment was busy watching Kimahri and Wakka (they simply ignored the huge Sin trying desperately to hide himself while peeking between the smallest bushes in the area).
In a last random act, Yuna suddenly ripped her shirt off and revealed the large bomb she had been wearing from the start strapped around her waist, "Now you all die!!! ahahaha!?" Auron looked from the beeping mechanism on Yuna, and then to her crazy weird colored eyes, now oddly determined to blow all their asses up. "Well if I'm going, I'm going with a bang!!" he called, and dove his face into Lulu's huge cleavage. Before Lulu could do so much as move, Yuna hit the detonator and all of Spira exploded in a great fiery eruption. Everyone died except Bob and the Pineapple, and they lived a long and healthy life floating in the endless darkness of space, watching the video of Wakka and Kimahri over and over. "This, is my story..." Bob said, in the cheesiest way possible, as he hit the rewind button once again and gave the pineapple (whom he had named Greg) an affectionate squeeze.
THE ULTIMATE RANDOM/YAOI/ORIGINAL-CHARACTER FIC!
Tidus, Yuna, and the whole guardian herd were walking down the street, when suddenly something RANDOM happened! A mysterious ORIGINAL CHARACTER flew out of a chimney that happened to be in the road, his name was Bob. Bob was invincible, could fly, do crossword puzzles, eat soup, you name it, and of course all the girls in the world thought he was uber-sexy. "OhmyGod OhmyGod OhmyGod!" Rikku said, bouncing up and down, "its him! its BOB! the coolest guy on earth that is far better then anyone else and is the one and only one who can save the universe because he is chosen by the writer to do so!!! yay!!!" Bob scratched his ass in return. "Oh he is soooo dreamy!"
Bob RANDOMly pulled out a pineapple, and gave it Wakka, at a RANDOM selection. Wakka took the pineapple, and with a meaningful look at Kimahri, they walked off together with one anothers hands in their back pockets. Almost no one noticed, because Kimahri and Wakka are not important. Kimahri talks too little, and Wakka talks too much, ya. Only Yuna noticed, and she was glad they left. Yuna secretly hates everyone. Especially Kimahri.
Suddenly, me and my friends appeared in the game, what a very original idea!!!! All the guardians, plus Yuna and Bob, minus Kimahri and Wakka, stared at us for a few seconds, but then we decided not to be here anymore and left the story line, and fell off the face of the Earth as far as I'm concerned. Tidus laughed for no reason, and a cow flew over the moon.
Deciding they had nothing better to do, everyone decided to go get drunk, I mean hey, why not? As they walk along the path, suddenly cries of "ya!" was heard, getting louder and louder. Turning a corner, the most grotesque scene you could imagine lay out before them. Kimahri was standing behind Wakka, and Wakka was bent over in front of him. Both were naked, moaning, and sweaty. Off to the side the pineapple sat on a chair holding a video camera, wearing a blindfold. This was too fruity, even for fruit itself. Everyone ran away screaming, furiously digging out their eyes. After a while, after everyone had regained their sight and were far away from the Ronso and Wakka, Tidus said "...am I the only one here who is amazingly turned o-?" but he didn't even get his sentence out. Halfway through Auron's large Kitana suddenly went through his back and out of his chest. He just didn't put up with this sort of thing. With his last breath Tidus said "I hate you...Dad," despite the fact tha his father was nowhere near him at the time, and at the moment was busy watching Kimahri and Wakka (they simply ignored the huge Sin trying desperately to hide himself while peeking between the smallest bushes in the area).
In a last random act, Yuna suddenly ripped her shirt off and revealed the large bomb she had been wearing from the start strapped around her waist, "Now you all die!!! ahahaha!?" Auron looked from the beeping mechanism on Yuna, and then to her crazy weird colored eyes, now oddly determined to blow all their asses up. "Well if I'm going, I'm going with a bang!!" he called, and dove his face into Lulu's huge cleavage. Before Lulu could do so much as move, Yuna hit the detonator and all of Spira exploded in a great fiery eruption. Everyone died except Bob and the Pineapple, and they lived a long and healthy life floating in the endless darkness of space, watching the video of Wakka and Kimahri over and over. "This, is my story..." Bob said, in the cheesiest way possible, as he hit the rewind button once again and gave the pineapple (whom he had named Greg) an affectionate squeeze.