=GTO, Morning=
Ed, Kasumi, Legato and Chou: Come in behind an overly huge bush
Kasumi: I guess we're going back to school for this one.
Ed: Shivers Yuck! I hate school!
Kasumi: Just sleep like you always do….
Ed: Still the very thought of going to school is hell on earth!!
Chou: I licked the chalkboard when I was in school!
Legato: I've never been to school.
Ed: You're so lucky Legato!
Legato: Smirks Thank you master.
Kasumi: But the only way to get close to Eikichi is to pose as students and go to school.
Ed: You have a good point, but Japanese schools have uniforms. Where are we gonna get a pair of those?
Two school girls: Walking by, talking
Kasumi: Good timing…
Ed: Very…
Kasumi: Almost scary….
Ed: Yeah….lets jump them.
Kasumi: Smiles Kay!
Ed: Legato, Chou, cover us…
Legato and Chou: Yes Master!
=With the school girls=
School girl #1: So I was like right, and he was like no, and she was like blab…
Kasumi: Gets in front of the school girls Hello…
School girl #2: Um...Hi.
School girl #1: Who are you?
Kasumi: A passing person….
Ed: From behind the girls Who's gonna steal your uniforms… Puts an arm around each school girl's shoulder
School girls: WHAT?!
Ed: Slams their heads together
School girls: Knocked out
Kasumi: Well that was easy enough.
Ed: Yep Pulls the school girls behind the bushes
=5 mins later=
School girls: Tied up and still knocked out
Ed: Has School girl #1's uniform on The skirt is too short!
Kasumi Has School girl #2's uniform on The top is too small on this one….
Ed: Stop complaining. Turns to Legato and Chou I want you guys to keep watch over them and if they do anything poke them with this stick. Holds out a long stick
Chou: Stick!! Grabs stick and hugs it
Legato: Ug…
Ed: See ya guy, let's go Kasumi.
Kasumi: Kay.
Ed and Kasumi: Walk to the school
Chou: Hugs the stick tighter and makes it snap …Whimpers
Legato: This is gonna be a long one….
Chou: STICK!!! Starts crying
=At school=
Kasumi: Looks around Everyone is dressed the same….
Ed: Yeah…Where's the sense of freedom to express yourself?
Kasumi: I don't know. blinks Ed why are those guys staring at us like that?
Ed: Cause they're freaking losers.
Kasumi: Crosses her arms So what class are we gonna fine Eikichi?
Ed: Um….I don't know.
Kasumi: Ug…Looks up Where's that smoking coming from?
Ed: Looks up That looks like cigarette smoke.
Kasumi: Hey Eikichi smokes!
Ed: You're right! Maybe that's him smoking over there.
Kasumi: Let's check it out!
Ed and Kasumi: Walks towards the smoke
=Other part of school=
Eikichi: Takes drag of his cigarette
Ed and Kasumi: Look over a corner at Eikichi
Ed: There he is….
Kasumi: Nods and coughs
Eikichi: Looks around Hello?
Ed: Growls Way to go…
Kasumi: Sorry, but I can't stand cigarette smoke Coughs harder
Eikichi: Who's there?
Ed: Gulps
Kasumi: Coughs even harder
Ed: Covers Kasumi's mouth Stop coughing…
Eikichi: Walks to the corner and see Ed and Kasumi
Ed: Um…hey.
Eikichi: Blinks
Kasumi: waves and coughs more
Eikichi: Looks at Kasumi Are you okay?
Kasumi: It's just the Cough Smoke Cough
Eikichi: Oh! Puts his cigarette on his shoe Sorry about that.
Ed: Its okay…Elbows Kasumi
Kasumi: I said I was sorry!
Eikichi: What are you girls doing back here?
Kasumi: We saw smoke and came to see where it was coming from.
Ed: Um…yeah!
Eikichi: Well…I'm one of the new student teachers, Mr. Onizuka. Who are you girls?
Ed: I am Ed!
Kasumi: I'm Kasumi.
Eikichi: It's nice to meet you, uh…Ed and Kasumi. I hope there are more pretty girls that go to this school like you girls.
Kasumi: Blushes Thank you….
Ed: smiles Thanks! So you're our new teacher.
Kasumi: Blinks Teacher…?
Eikichi: So you girls are in my class?
Ed: Uh Yeah! Isn't that right Kasumi?
Kasumi: Nods her head quickly Yes, yes!
Eikichi: Blinks Okay.
Bell: Rings
Eikichi: Sighs That's the warning bell. Better get to class.
Ed and Kasumi: Yes sir!
=In class=
Kasumi: Looks around the class Ed…I don't see any seats.
Ed: We'll just steal somebody's.
Kasumi: I don't know.
Ed: What? We steal everything else.
Kasumi: Point taken. I see two seats in the back.
Ed: Let's take them before the two morons who sit there come in.
Kasumi: Nods
Ed and Kasumi: Take the two empty seats in the back
Guy 1: Who are you two?
Ed: Um….
Kasumi: We're new students.
Guy 2: New?
Kasumi: Yes new.
Guy 3: Where did you come from? You don't look Japanese to me.
Ed: Glares
Kasumi: We're from America.
Guy 1: Grins American girls…
Kasumi: That's what I said.
Ed: What's it to ya?
Guy 3: We like to know the girls in our class.
Ed: You know us well enough; now back off before I bitch slap you!
Guys: Runs to their seats
Ed: Crosses her arms Assholes….
Kasumi: They seemed nice enough.
Ed: Frowns Shut up.
Bell: Rings
Teacher: Its time for class to start.
Ed: Falls asleep
Kasumi: Sighs Happens ever time.
Teacher: We have a student teacher starting here today, Mr. Onizuka.
Eikichi: Walks to the front of the class Hello class.
Class: Hello Onizuka-Sensei
Ed: Snores
Teacher: Give him your full attention while I'm gone. You may start class now Walks out
Eikichi: Well, today we're studying…..
Kasumi: Sighs This is the part where I zone out…Takes out paper and a pencil and starts drawing
Ed: Drools
= Hour and a half later=
Eikichi: ….And that's why it was a kick in the pants.
Bell: Rings
Eikichi: That was the lunch bell people.
Ed: Gets up Lunch!!
Students: Start to leave for lunch
Ed: I need money!!
Kasumi: Lays her head on the desk and hands Ed money Knock yourself out…
Ed: Yay money!! Runs off
Kasumi: Sighs
Eikichi: Looks at Kasumi and blinks What are you still doing here?
Kasumi: Looks up I don't have any money…
Eikichi: I saw you give your friend money.
Kasumi: Yeah, but that was all my money.
Eikichi: You gave away your money to your friend?
Kasumi: Nods
Eikichi: Wow, I would never do that…
Kasumi: Thanks…
Eikichi: Let me buy you lunch if you're hungry.
Kasumi: Really?
Eikichi: Yeah sure!
Kasumi: Stands up Thank you very much Onizuka-Sensei
Eikichi: Smiles I have no problem with having lunch with you.
=Lunch room=
Kasumi: Sits at a table
Eikichi: Comes over with a tray Here you go!
Kasumi: Thank you! Starts eating quickly
Eikichi: Blinks Wow, you were hungry.
Kasumi: Looks up and nods
Eikichi: Smiles
Kasumi: Goes back to eating
=Across the lunch room with Ed=
Ed: Walks over to a table Food, food, food!
Guy: Trips Ed
Ed: Falls
Guy: Laughs
Ed: Growls You shall pay!
Guy: What are you going to do about it?
Ed: Picks some of her food off the floor and hits him in the face with it
Guy: HEY!
Ed: FOOD FIGHT! Throws more food at random person
Random guy: I'M ALLEGERIC TO THAT!!
Food fight: Breaks out
Eikichi: AH! Get down!! Pulls Kasumi under the table with him
Kasumi: Dude…!
Ed: Sitting next to Eikichi and Kasumi, eating Yeah, isn't it great?
Eikichi: Where did you come from?!
Ed: A place.
Kasumi: And where did you get that food?
Ed: Stole it off some guy. Laughs What an idiot!
Kasumi: Blinks Kay…
Ed: Holds up bag I got grapes!
Eikichi: We really need to get out of here….
Kasumi: Yeah…You coming Ed?
Ed: Sorry guys, but I got some unfinished work to do Pulls out a spork and laughs evilly
Eikichi: Blinks in confusion
Ed: Runs off
Eikichi: Do I want to know what she's gonna do with that thing?
Kasumi: No, it's better to just walk away….real fast.
Eikichi: Yeah…Grabs Kasumi by the arm and drags her out
Ed: Standing on a table BOW BEFORE YOUR LORD AND MASTER!!!! Gets hit by jello
Guy: Laughs and points
Ed: Yells out a war cry and jumps on top of the guy Prepare for the darkness!!!
Guy: Screams in horror
=Back in the class room=
Eikichi: Looks around Ummm….sense most of the class hasn't returned….
Class: Only four students plus Kasumi left
Eikichi: Sooo….Do whatever you want, as long as its legal.
=Principal's office=
Principal: Sitting down, looking at papers
Ed: Sitting on the other side of the Principal's desk …..
Principal: Looks between Ed and his papers
Ed: Yawns
Principal: Sighs and stares at Ed
Ed: Looks at her feet
Principal: ….Puts his papers down
Ed: Looks up at him
Principal: I understand why you started the food fight, but did you have to gouge his eyes out with a spork?!
Ed: He threw Jello at me!!! JELLO!!! There was not room for jello!!!
Principal: HIS EYES!!!
Ed: He was asking for it!! Shakes fist
Principal: Thanks to you and your food fight 50 students had to go to the hospital!
Ed: Any of them die?
Principal: Thankfully no…
Ed: Snaps fingers Damn!
Principal: I'm calling your parents young lady!
Ed: Ooooooo, my Par-ents! Fake gasp So scared….!
Principal: What's your name!
Ed: Stares at her feet and sighs Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky….
Principal: Gets up and looks through his file cabinet
Ed: Looks around
Principal: Wait a second….Do you even go to this school?
Ed: Um….uh….Stands up and points YOU SHALL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE ASSHOLE!!!!! Jumps out the window
Principal: Blinks Um….What the hell was that?
=After School, Front yard=
Eikichi: Walking to the parking lot
Kasumi: Onizuka-Sensei!
Eikichi: Turns and looks at Kasumi Hey….
Kasumi: Runs next to him Thanks for teaching class today.
Eikichi: It's no problem, but I didn't have much of a class today with what happened.
Kasumi: Smiles But you still did a good job.
Eikichi: Thank you. So did you ever find Ed or is she still missing.
Kasumi: I haven't found her yet, but I'm hoping she'll pop up soon.
Eikichi: You might see her tomorrow.
Kasumi: Yeah….So what are you going to do now?
Eikichi: I was thinking of going to the arcade.
Kasumi: Oh! Can I come with you?! Pleeaaaase?!
Eikichi: Sure, I guess, but call your parents first.
Kasumi: Uh…Yeah, parents. I'll be right back… Runs off
=Different part of school=
Kasumi: Snickers Call my parents? HA! What a laugh….
Bush: Hey!
Kasumi: Ah! Jumps away Who's there?!
Bush: Who do you think it is? Ed jumps out of bush
Kasumi: Ed! hugs Ed I'm so glad I found you!
Ed: Please stop hugging me…..Now….
Kasumi: Oh sorry…right. Lets go What happened to you?
Ed: Things and stuff….Lots of stuff.
Kasumi: Blinks Oh….
Ed: So have you gotten anything yet?
Kasumi: Crosses arms and looks down Nope, not yet.
Ed: What the hell have you been doing?!
Kasumi: I've been gaining his trust so I can steal something from him.
Ed: Just knock him out and take something!!
Kasumi: It's hard to take something if you don't know where his stuff is.
Ed: You and your "Logic"
Kasumi: Smirks Thank you. Well, He's going to take me to the arcade with him. Do you want to come?
Ed: her chin Do nothing or play mindless video games….choices…GAMES!!!
Kasumi: Chuckles I'm sure he wouldn't mind.
Ed: He better not.
Kasumi: Don't threaten the poor guy.
Ed: Awwwww, but that's the fun part.
Kasumi: Shakes head and sighs
=Parking lot=
Eikichi: Lights his cigarette and takes a drag of it
Kasumi: Hey Onizuka-Sensei waves
Eikichi: Have a nice time finding the phone?
Kasumi: Nods Yep! I also found Ed!
Ed: HELLO!!
Eikichi: H-hey…
Kasumi: She's coming with us to the arcade.
Eikichi: Okay, I think we can fit you both on the bike.
Ed: BIKE!
Kasumi: Cool! I've always wanted to ride a motorcycle!
Eikichi: Smirks Just wait till you see this baby!
Ed: I can't wait to go fast on it!! That's the best part!! Throws her arms up SPEED!
Eikichi: Chuckles Hop on and I'll show you just how fast it can go.
Ed and Kasumi: YAY!!
=Arcade=
Ed: Looks around Game, game, game, game….Gasps
Kasumi: What?
Ed: Someone has come up with one of the best games ever!!
Kasumi: Blinks What game is that?
Ed: WACK-A-SQUIRREL!!! Runs over to the wack-a-squirrel game
Kasumi: Chuckles
Eikichi: She has something against squirrels or something?
Kasumi: Something is right. Gasps Soul Caliber….2!!
Eikichi: That's an okay one…
Kasumi: Must play!!! Runs over to the game
Eikichi: Scratches the back of his head
Ed: Take this you bitches!!! Hits all the squirrels
Eikichi: Uh…
Kasumi: DIE JACKASS!!! Rapidly hits a button
Ed: EVIL DOOM SQUIRRELS, OF THE WACK-A-SQUIRREL GAME, MEET YOUR MAKER!!!! Hits the machine so hard she breaks it
Eikichi: O.o
Ed: Laughs evilly and keeps hitting the machine
Eikichi: Um…I think its dead…
Ed: No it's a trick!! They never die that easily!!! Hits harder
Eikichi: Kasumi, little help with your friend?!
Kasumi: Few more levels and I'm done!
Ed: Pulls out one of the squirrels from the machine Beg for your life!!!
Robo squirrel: Shoots out a couple sparks
Ed: AH! Drops robo squirrel It burns!!!
Robo squirrel: Hits the ground and eye springs out
Ed: So that's the way you want it, en?!?!?! Well take this!!! Stomps on robo squirrel
Eikichi: O.O
Ed: Laughs evilly Who else wishes to test their luck with me?!?!
Kasumi: Throws arms up Yay, I win! Looks at Ed Ed I w-WHAT THE HELL?!
Ed: The squirrel knew of my coming and set up a trap for me! But they didn't count on me knowing!!
Kasumi: But it's not even real….
Ed: Says you!!
Kasumi: Shakes head
Ed: Slayer of the doom evil squirrels! WHOO!! Throws sponge hammer into air
Manager: Hey! You! You break my squirrel game?!?!
Ed: Uh…no….
Manager: You pay for that!!
Ed: Gotta go! Runs out
Kasumi: Blinks then sighs I should fallow her.
Eikichi: Do you guys need a ride home?
Kasumi: Looks down I have no home to go to.
Eikichi: What?
Kasumi: Um…Looks up I mean, I can't go home.
Eikichi: Why?
Kasumi: My parent and I aren't getting along very well and I'm afraid to go home Sobs and hides her face in her hands
Eikichi: Blink I had no idea…If you need a place to stay you can stay with me.
Kasumi: Sobs harder Th-thank you! Glomps Eikichi
Eikichi: Almost falls over AH! Uh…Welcome…
Kasumi: Stops sobbing Ed needs to come with us too. Starts sobbing again
Eikichi: Blinks Um…okay
Kasumi: THANK YOU!! Sobs harder
Eikichi: Rubs her back Lets find Ed and I'll take you guys to my house.
Kasumi: Y-you're so kind!! Hugs Eikichi tighter
Eikichi: Yeah…Walks away with Kasumi clinging to him
=Outside=
Eikichi: Looks around Where is she?
Kasumi: Still clinging I don't know…
Eikichi: Um…Could you let go of me?
Kasumi: Oh yeah Lets go Sorry.
Eikichi: Its okay.
Kasumi: Looks around ED!!
Ed: Peeks out from behind a car What?
Kasumi: Onizuka-Sensei is letting us stay with him! Isn't that great?
Ed: He is?
Kasumi: Yeah, Isn't he nice?
Ed: Yeah he is!
Eikichi: You girls don't need to thank me. I understand your situation
Ed: Situation?
Eikichi: Yeah, Kasumi told me all about it.
Ed: Stares at Eikichi then Kasumi
Eikichi: Its nothing to be ashamed of.
Ed: Y-you're okay with us?
Eikichi: Yeah totally!
Kasumi: I told him all about our problems with going home. Winks
Ed: O-oh….
Kasumi: Yeah our parent problems…
Ed: Y-yeah!
Eikichi: Don't worry about it at all girls. I have plenty of room at my apartment.
=Outside of Eikichi apartment=
Eikichi: You girls stay out here for a moment.
Ed and Kasumi: Okay.
Eikichi: Goes inside
Kasumi: Smiles It's a mess in there isn't it?
Ed: Oh hell yeah…
=Inside=
Eikichi: Looks around WhatamIgonnado?! WhatamIgonnado?! WhatamIgonnado?! This place is a mess!!
Room: Porn magazines scattered everywhere, blow up doll on the couch
Eikichi: I got to clean this place up!
=Outside=
Kasumi: Sighs
Ed: Leaning against a wall
Apartment: Loud crashes and bangs
Kasumi: Blinks Did you hear something?
Ed: No…
Eikichi: Opens the door, sweating and breathing hard O-okay.
Ed: Finally…
Kasumi: Smiles Thanks. Walks in
Ed: Fallows
=Inside=
Eikichi: Take a seat and make yourselves comfortable.
Ed: Thanks. Sits on the couch
Kasumi: Looks at the room in horror Oh my….this place is a mess…
Eikichi: I'm sorry. The maid hasn't been in sense… ever.
Ed: Its not that bad….
Kasumi: Look at the floor! Where's the vacuum?!
Eikichi: Don't worry about it. You girls sit still and I'll make dinner. Goes into the kitchen
Ed: Whatever…
Kasumi: Vacuum! Must find!! Looks around franticly
Ed: Will you cool it! Damn…Looks around HEY TEACH! WHERE'S THE TV?!
Eikichi: From Kitchen Its under the sheet! But it doesn't work!
Ed: Eye twitches D-doesn't work?
Kasumi: Maybe it's in the closet!
Eikichi: Oh, don't go into my closet.
Closet: Barely staying closed, has a couple magazines poking out the sides and bottom
Kasumi: Looks at closet
Ed: Grins Now I have to….
Kasumi: ….I don't think a vacuum could fit in there….
Ed: So? I just want to open it cause he said not to.
Kasumi: We have a vacuum in the bag right?
Ed: Somewhere in there, I guess…
Kasumi: Good… Grabs the bag and looks in it
Ed: Inches towards the closet
Kasumi: I can't find it!
Ed: Just jump in. Gets closer to the closet
Kasumi: Kay! Jumps in
Ed: Hand over closet doorknob
Eikichi: You aren't opening the closet are you?!
Ed: Uh…No?
Eikichi: Okay, just checking.
Ed: Chuckles evilly and slowly opens the closet
Closet: magazines and other unknown stuff come flying out with a crash
Ed: Blinks Huh….Picks up a magazine
Eikichi: What was that?
Ed: Stares at the magazine wide-eyed U-uh….n-nothing…
Eikichi: Okay…
Ed: Grabs a few magazines
Kasumi: Jumps out of the bag with a vacuum and wearing a French maid outfit I'm ready to clean!
Ed: Yeah that's nice…Shoves magazines in the bag
Kasumi: Blinks What were those?
Ed: Magazines…
Kasumi: ...Okay…
Ed: Just don't say anything.
Kasumi: Can do. Looks at the closet and sighs What a mess.
Ed: Yeah…it just busted open. Sits on the couch
Kasumi: Huh…I better clean that up then! Goes over to the closet and stacks magazines in it
Eikichi: Comes in with two bowls of ramen Hope you don't mind Ramen gir- What the hell?! Kasumi what are you doing? Didn't you hear me when I said not to go into my closet….and where did you get that maid outfit?
Kasumi: Um…I…it was open and I wanted to help clean. Pouts I'm sorry.
Eikichi: Sighs heavily Its okay. I want you to sit on the couch and I'll clean everything off.
Kasumi: Okay. Do you want me to take this outfit off too?
Eikichi: ….Sit on the couch and I'll take care of everything.
Kasumi: Alright…Sits on the couch next to Ed
Eikichi: Hands Ed and Kasumi Ramen Enjoy.
Ed: Great! Start chowing on ramen
Kasumi: Takes ramen and nods Thank you Sensei.
Eikichi: Smiles Anytime. Goes to the closet and cleans it up
Kasumi: Whispers Is it just me or do people always give us ramen?
Ed: Slurps What's wrong with ramen?
Kasumi: Nothing, just stating a fact.
Ed: Whatever.
Kasumi: So when do you think we should steal his stuff?
Ed: After I'm done eating. Takes a mouthful of noodles in her mouth V'al each yum hot who hab hees TV horking.
Kasumi: You're mad cause his TV isn't working?
Ed: Swallows and nods Hell yeah. He has made me bored by having nothing here for us to do.
Kasumi: Sighs Okay.
Ed: Grins He wouldn't know what hit him…Laughs evilly
Eikichi: Blinks What's with the evil laughter?
Ed: Uhhhh…Kasumi told a funny joke.
Eikichi: …Oh. Goes back to cleaning
Ed: Quickly finishes ramen Get ready…
Kasumi: Nods Got ya
Ed: Puts bowl down on the floor
Kasumi: Frowns Don't leave that on the floor!
Ed: Where do you want me to put it?
Kasumi: Shakes head In the sink.
Ed: …
Kasumi: The one in the kitchen…
Ed: Man, Miss. Neat freak! What's wrong with the sink in the bathroom?!
Kasumi: Ug…
Ed: Oh fine! Picks up bowl
Kasumi: Oh, take mine too while you're at it! Smiles and holds up her bowl to Ed
Ed: Do I look like your slave?
Kasumi: Pouts Please Ed?
Ed: Grumbles and snags Kasumi's bowl If you weren't my best friend…Walks to the kitchen
Kasumi: Smiles
Eikichi: I'm done…Closes the closet door
Kasumi: You're finished cleaning the closet?
Eikichi: No, I got tired of cleaning it.
Kasumi: Frowns I see.
Ed: Stands at the kitchen door Okay, now that I'm done with your stupid dishes, Points to Eikichi Kasumi hold him down!
Eikichi: Blink What?!
Kasumi: Tackles Eikichi
Eikichi: AH! What are you doing?! Tries to get up
Kasumi: It would be best if you stayed down! Reaches into her skirt pocket and pulls out a feather duster and holds it up to Eikichi's throat
Eikichi: Blinks What are you gonna do? Dust me to death?
Kasumi: This isn't Tetsusaiga? Uh…Waves it at Eikichi's face
Eikichi: Sneezes St-stop that! Stands up
Kasumi: EEP! Clings and hangs from his arm
Eikichi: Kasumi, stop playing around and get off!
Ed: We're not playing! Takes out Vash's gun
Eikichi: Eyes get wide and puts his arms up Wh-what the?! Where were you keeping that?!
Kasumi: Swings on Eikichi arm
Ed: SILENCE!! Shoots at the ceiling
Eikichi: AH! Don't shoot there!!
Ed: I said silence! I'm the one with the gun! shoots again
Eikichi: My ceiling!
Woman from upstairs: Stop making that noise!!
Eikichi: I'm sorry upstairs neighbor!
Ed: Laughs evilly Now, give me your wallet!
Eikichi: I-I don't have anything! I'm a teacher! I'm poor!
Ed: Give me the damn wallet or else I shoot!
Eikichi: Here…Reaches into his back pocket and tosses it to Ed
Ed: Catches it Good! Looks through it whistling OH! What do we have here! Puts out $5 and credit cards
Eikichi: AH! I'm still paying those things off!
Ed: Too bad! Shoots ceiling again
Eikichi: What did you shoot that time?!
Ed: Smiles It was fun!
Kasumi: Can I have the keys to your bike?
Eikichi: What?! No way!!
Kasumi: Come on!
Eikichi: Not the bike! That's my pride and joy out there!
Ed: Shoot the ceiling Give up the keys bitch! Part of the ceiling falls on top of Ed OUCH! Falls down
Eikichi: Runs over and grabs Vash's gun from Ed HA! Now you can't shoot!
Ed: That's not fair!
Eikichi: You shouldn't take advantage of people's kindness! I didn't have to let you stay, but I did, and this is how you repay me?! By trying to kill and steal from me?
Kasumi: Yeah…Waves her feather duster in his face
Eikichi: Squeezes loudly and stubbles back
Kasumi: Jumps of his arm
Eikichi: Rubs his nose Don't rub that thing in my face!
Kasumi: Drop the gun and give us the keys to your bike.
Eikichi: Just because you have a feather dust doesn't mean I'm gonna let you do this!
Kasumi: No, but this will. Takes out Tetsusaiga
Eikichi: Uh…Where are you guys getting these weapons?!
Kasumi: We stole them…
Ed: Stands up Yeah! We're good thieves!
Eikichi: B-but What do you want to steal from me?!
Kasumi: Smirks Cause we like you!
Ed: Now drop the gun! Its mine!
Eikichi: …I could shoot before you could get to me.
Kasumi: Likely, but it would be smart to drop the gun. Holds up Tetsusaiga We don't want to kill you…
Ed: We just want to hurt and injury you!
Eikichi: Holds the gun up and aims S-stay back.
Kasumi: Just give us the keys and we'll go.
Ed: You really need a TV or else this kind of stuff wouldn't happen!
Eikichi: You're doing this cause I don't have a TV?!
Ed: Now we are!
Kasumi: Steps closer
Eikichi: Gulps and shakes St-stay back!
Kasumi: Keeps walking towards himWe both know you aren't gonna shoot, and if you are, you can't aim.
Eikichi: Closes his eyes and looks away
Kasumi: Sighs and shakes her head Give me your keys…Stands next to him and points his gun down
Eikichi: Sighs heavily and gives her his keys
Kasumi: Pats his head then takes them Good boy.
Ed: Goes overYeah, and give me my gun back! Snatches Vash's gun from him Get a TV and things like this wouldn't happen!
Eikichi: Sighs and sits down on the couch
Kasumi: If you can afford a TV we'll get you one…
Eikichi: I would rather have my bike instead.
Kasumi: We'll come back and give you a good TV!
Ed: Grabs the Endless bag of…stuff Yeah, then we don't have to steal from you!
Eikichi: Uh…thanks I guess.
Ed: I'll try not to get your credit up too high. Laughs
Kasumi: Aw, that's just mean.
Ed: So? Opens the door Lets go find Legato and Chou.
Kasumi: Okay. Puts Tetsusaiga on her side I'll drive. Holds up the keys
Ed: But I want to drive!
Kasumi: I don't trust you behind the wheel of bicycle, let alone a motorcycle.
Ed: You're being a wus. You don't want me to drive cause you think I'll drive too fast.
Kasumi: Nods Pretty much..
Ed: You are no fun!
Kasumi: Sticks her tongue out and walks out
Ed: Wait for me you wus! Runs after her
Eikichi: Sighs Its days like these I wonder.
= Behind the overly huge bush =
Chou: Wearing all black standing in front of a pile of dirt We're here to say goodbye to stick Sniffle
Legato: Reading a magazine
Schoolgirls: Still unconscious
Chou: H-he was a good st-stick. Sniffle sniffle I-I didn't know him for long. I remember when master handed him to me…it seems like yesterday….
Legato: Turns a page That was this morning you broom head!
Ed and Kasumi: Come riding in on Eikichi's motorcycle, wearing their own clothes
Legato: Thank god…Tucks away the magazine in his coat
Ed: Jumps off Legato, Chou! Runs over and hugs Legato then Chou
Chou: Gasps M-Master…you're standing on stick's grave…
Ed: Looks down to see she's standing on pile of dirt Um…sorry. Steps off
Chou: Sobs I miss stick!!
Ed: Pats his back Uh…there, there Chou.
Kasumi: Leans on motorcycle holding the magic dimensional 8 ball of magic Oi Ed, where do you want to go now?
Ed: Um…I don't know…
Kasumi: Choose between Lupin and .Hack sign. Shakes it
Ed: Lets go to Lupin this time. I want to meet Goemon! Jumps up and down and squeals happily
Kasumi: Blinks
Ed: Shut up that never happened!!
Kasumi: riiiight…Shakes 8 ball harder Hey 8 ball! Take us to Lupin.
Magic dimensional 8 ball of magic: It will happen!
Ed, Kasumi, Legato and Chou: Disappears