Disclaimer: the songs are from: Village People (YMCA and Macho Man), Gloria Gaynor (I Will Survive), Men in Tights from the movie Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Jane Taylor(Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star), It's a Small World After Allfrom a ride at Disney Land, MC Hammer ( I'm Too Sexy )and The Lion King, (Movie) The hula song
Karaoke with Style
The Marauders plus Lily all walked down to Professor McGonagall's office. When they got there they saw Snape and Malfoy.
"Finally," said Snape. "I didn't want to wait any longer."
Professor McGonagall walked in. "Follow me and I will show you what you will be doing."
They followed her down the hall and into an old dusty room.
"For today's detention your job is to clean this room from top to bottom, the Muggle way."
Everyone looked around and there was an inch or two layer of dust on everything.
"In the past we had a Drama department and this was where we use to keep everything and perform in. I want you all to beat the dust out of the costumes and then put them all in one chest and if there's any stage props on the shelves put them in a separate chest."
She handed them all rags, dust pans, and brooms.
"I'll come back in two hours to check on you." She walked out and closed the door.
"I can't believe it," shouted Lucius. "This is servant's work and I'm not doing it." And he tosses his stuff to the ground.
"Oh yes you are," said James and he hits him with his broom.
Lucius tighten his hand to a fist and started to hit James but Sirius came and stopped him.
"The faster we get this done, the faster we can get out of here," he said.
Lucius put down his arm and went to get his stuff.
Hour and a half later-
The floor had been swept; the costumes were dust free and folded neatly in on chest. The windows were polished and so were the bookshelves and all of the props were put away. They were practically finished they just need Professor McGonagall to come and relieve them.
"Where is she?" asked Snape. "I want to leave."
"She said that she would be back in two hours. She has thirty more minutes," said Lily. "Why don't we do something to entertain ourselves?"
"Yeah but what?" asked Remus.
"Hey you guys we forgot to put away something," shouted Peter. He was behind the stage.
They all went back there to fine Peter trying to lift something.
"What is it?" asked James.
"I don't know," answered Peter.
Lily moved Peter to the side and whipped some of the dust off. She saw a button that said play and another one that said stop. She then took a rage and whipped the whole thing off.
"Wow, I've never seen one like this before," she said.
"What is it?"
"It's a karaoke machine but this is nothing like the one that the muggles use."
"How so?"
"It runs on magic instead to electricity. Come on let's take this out front," said Lily.
Snape and Lucius picked it up and Lily followed.
"Hey there's more clothes back here," said Sirius.
"But they are cool," said James. He grabbed a police costume and he got an idea. "Lily." He ran on the stage. "Let's do some karaoke. It will pass the time more quickly."
"Uh, okay. But I'm not sure how to work this."
"We'll just put the songs in by magic, duh," said James. "Just need someone to push the play and stop button. And me, Sirius and the gang will be first."
He got out his wand cast a spell and the machine came to life. James went back stage to get ready. Minutes later they all came on the stage in costumes. Sirius was dressed like an Indian, Peter was a construction worker, Remus was a biker and James police officer.
"Okay Malfoy, push play," said James. The music starts to play and they all grabbed their microphones.
"Young man."
"There's no need to feel down," sang James.
"I said, young man."
"Pick yourself off the ground," sang Remus.
"I said, young man."
"'Cause you're in a new town," sang Sirius.
"There's no need . . . to . . . be . . . unhappy.
Young man."
"There's a place you can go," Peter sang
"I said, young man."
"When you're short on your dough," James sang
"You can stay there"
"And I'm sure you will find," sang Remus
"Many ways to . . . have . . . a . . . good . . . time."
"Come on everyone," yelled Sirius
"It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a."
"Louder," cried James
"It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
They have everything for young men to enjoy."
"Oh yeah," said Sirius.
"You can hang out with all the big boys . . ."
"Let's hear it everyone," shouted Remus
"It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a."
The tempo changes and they all took off their shirts and put on some sunglasses.
"Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man."
"Macho man!" sang Peter
"I've got to be, a macho man,
Macho, macho man,
I've got to be a macho man."
"Dig the hair on my chest," Remus said than patted his chest
"Macho, macho man,
I've got to be, a macho man.
Macho, macho man,
I've got to be a macho man."
"Dig broad shoulders sang," said Sirius.
"Macho, macho man."
"Dig my muscles!" James said and he starts to flex his arms.
"I've got to be, a macho man.
Macho, macho man,
I've got to be a macho! HEY!"
They finished and the crowed went wild (well only Lily). They took their bows and got off of the stage. Lucius got on and grabbed one of the microphones.
"Now I would like to introduce the lovely Miss Lily Evens."
Lily walked on in a dark shimmering blue dress. She grabbed the mic from Lucius and he went over to the machine and waited for her to say play.
"Okay Malfoy push it."
The music starts to play and she put the mic to her lips and sings.
"At first I was afraid, Go on now go, I will survive
I was petrified,
Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side,
But then I spent so many nights just thinking how you did me wrong
And I grew strong
And I learned how to get along
And now you're back
From outer space,
I just walked in to find you here
With that sad look upon you're face,
I should have changed that stupid lock,
I should have made leave your key,
If I'd known for just one second
You'd be back to bother me.
Walk out the door,
Just turn around now,
Cause you're not welcome anymore,
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbyes
Do you think I'd crumble?
Do you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh no not I
Oh as long as I know how to love
I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
And I will survive
I will survive
Hey, Hey!"
"That's my girl," shouted James.
Everyone shouted as Lily took her bow and got off of the stage and sat next to them in an empty chair.
"Who's up next?" asked Remus.
"Severus Snape," answered Lucius. "And he will be singing "I'm too Sexy."
Snape walks on to the stage with black boots, very tight black leather pants, and a white shirt that's only button half way. He faces the audience and then turned around. He puts hair gel into his hair and slicks it back and then put on some black shades to finish it off. He turns back around and signals Lucius to start the music.
"I'm too sexy for my love I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
He unbutton the rest, took the shirt off and then dropped it to the ground
And I'm too sexy for your body I'm a model, you know what I mean I'm too sexy for my car And I'm too sexy for my hat And I'm a model, you know what I mean
Too sexy for you body
The way I'm disco dancing.
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
On the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
Too sexy for my hat
Whatcha think about that?
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
And I shake my little tush on the catwalk."
(repeats it one more time)
"My, he is sexy," said Lily.
James looked at Lily.
"Just kidding."
"Next," said Sirius.
"I'll be next," said Lucius. He walks on stage and grabbed Snape.
Lily went over to the machine and everyone waited for them to come out. Minutes later Lucius come out with a shark tooth necklace and a grass skirt.
"Come on Sev," Lucius said but Snape didn't want to move so Lucius grabbed him and pulled him out. Snape was dressed as a big pig. "Okay, I'm ready."
Lily pushed play and the music began.
"Loua!
If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat,
Eat my buddy Snape here because he is a treat,
Come on down a dine,
On this tasty swine,
All you have to do is get in line.
Are you aching?"
"Yup . . . yup . . . yup . . ." said Snape.
"For some bacon."
"Yup . . . yup . . . yup . . ." said Snape.
"He's a big pig,"
"Yup . . . yup," said Snape.
"You can be a big pig too
OY!"
Everyone clapped their hands and they got off and Peter went on.
"It's a world of laughter
a world of tears.
It's a world of hopes
and a world of fears . . ."
"Uh this is terrible," said Sirius.
A big cane came out of no where and took Peter off of the stage.
"That was the worst song I've ever heard," said Snape.
James looked at all of the guys.
"Boys, let's show Pete how to do it right."
All of the guys got up and followed James. They got changed into their costumes and went on stage. They were all dressed as Robin Hood and they were wearing green tights. James pointed to Lily and the music starts.
"We're men, we're men in tights.
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're men, we're men in tights."
"Tights," squeaked Snape.
"We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right.
"That's right," said Sirius
"We may look like sissies."
"I'm not but you might be," said Lucius to James
"But watch what you say, or else we'll put out your lights."
James gave Lucius a good punch in the nose.
"We're men, we're men in tights."
"Tight tights," groan Snape.
"Always on guard defending the people's rights."
"That is right," said Sirius.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
"We're men, manly men; we're men in tights Yeah!
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're men, we're men in tights."
"Really tight tights," whine Snape.
"We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right."
"That's right," said Sirius.
"We may look like pansies."
"I don't look like a pansy," said Lucius. He then duck James' punch but Remus kick him in the butt
"But don't get us wrong, or else we'll put out your lights.
We're men; we're men in tights, tight tights.
Always on guard defending the people's rights.
When you're in a fix, call for the men in tights. Hey"
"Bravo," said Lily as she was clapping.
"That was indeed splendid," said a voice.
They looked towards the door and they saw Professor Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall.
"Professors we were . . ."
"Sorry that I was late relieving you from your detention. You can all leave now," said Professor McGonagall.
The guys got off of the stage.
"These tights are really tight," said Snape. "I don't think I'll be able to have any children."
They start to leave but then they heard someone on the stage. It was Peter dressed as a big star.
"Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are.
Up above the world . . . hey where are you going? I'm not done," said Peter.
"Come on Pete, let's go back to our common room," said Remus.
Peter took the star costume off, got off stage and left with them.