I know I shouldn't be doing this, but I couldn't resist! Updates should
happen Friday's along with The revenge game but if I'm late just check
every once in a while and it will be up.
If you are humour deprived I warn you now. GET LOST! Kidding, Kidding. Stay, read, enjoy!
No but really, this is an attempt to see how funny I am and to see how many weird perdicaments I can get the Bladebreakers into.
Disclaimer: I do not own the Bladebreakers nor do I own Emalie. She own's herself and maybe Tala soon if she marries him or takes over beyblade.
~Pranking gone wrong.~ I know, I know, the title is very unoriginal.
Chapter 1- Let the games begin!
The morning sun shinned brightly threw the black shades causing a single stream of light to penetrate the obscurity from the dark room. Complet silence was a blissfull moment for the red head sleeping after a long night.
Though his peace wouldn't last for much longer.
*Ring, Ring*'
The red-head rolled over, shoving his head under the pillow to block out the noise. But it was persistant and seemed to get much louder.
'Damn cell.' He cursed mentally, digging his head under yet another pillow.
''What the-'' A single aqua orb opened itself. It confused him that even under his head rest the noise was like if it was near by.
The ringing became louder because much to his suprise the cell phone was right beside him, underneath the pillow.
''Now how did that get there?'' He groaned, running a hand threw his flammed colored locks.
His quickly glanced over the number and name displayed and answered before his voice mail could pick up.
''Hello.'' He said groggily before yawning.
''Good morning sleepy head.''
Still mildly pissed at the fact of being woken up 'so early', he grinned at the female voice on the other side.
''What time is it?'' He asked, searching the room for his alarm clock.
But it was no where to be found.
''10:35. Too early for ya Tala?'' She asked, gigling.
''Hell yes.'' He bent over the edge of his bed and saw his alarm sitting atop of a pile of laundry.
''Well I was calling because I sort of forgot my bra when I left this morning.''
''How could you of forget your bra?'' Tala chuckled as he scanned his dark room for a white 'foreign object'.
''I don't know. I was trying to be fast and quiet so as not to wake you..''
''Found it.'' He spotted the white lacy material on a far corner of his room. It must of been flung to a corner during their little match of striptease.
''I'll stop by later to pick it up then alright?''
''Yeah, that's fine Em.''
''See ya then.''
''Yeah.''
The line went dead and the conversation ended.
There was no point in trying to fall back asleep so instead Tala grabbed the nearest pair of pants and slipped them on. Emalie would probably be by soon so he might as well be up to great her.
Yawning, Tala got up and left his messy room. Down the hall, he noticed all the doors were still closed shut but the one on the end.
''Lazy.'' He muttered and walked on the cold tile floor past the rooms of his friends.
Once entrering the main hall, Tala looked in both directions. Kitchen or living room? The kitchen was to his left and the light was on indicating that someone else was up and the living room was in the opposite direction. Straight ahead has another hall with more rooms.
His stomach made the decision for him as it growled in need of attention.
''Food first.'' Tala said to himself while rubbing his bare stomach.
Upon entering the kitchen he was greated with stare and cold eyes.
''Morning Spencer.'' He greated his friend who was seated at the large table eating.
''Morning.''
Tala sat himself across from his friend, undecided on what to eat.
''There was mail for us.'' Spencer pointed to a fancy looking enveloppe near his bowl. It had been opened already of course.
Tala snatched it off the table and removed the letter inside. He read it quickly and shoved it in his pocket to show it to the others later on.
''That could be fun.'' He got up and made his way to the cupbords. Cereal would do. He took out a bowl and spoon from a drawer before he was interrupted.
''Do you know what today is?''
Tala looked back at Spencer curiously before choosing a bran of cereal amongst over a dozen kinds.
''No.'' He replied, burrowing his brows in confusion.
''It's been a week.'' Spencer hinted with a malicious smile very uncommon for him.
''A week?'' Tala asked and pondered for a second.
His blue eyes went wide and a smile spread across his face once he realised what his friend meant.
''That's today?''
''Yup.'' Spencer got up and brought his bowl to the sink.
''So it is.'' His recalled what had happened a week before.
''Get the guys up I have something to do before we get started.'' Tala dismissed his growling hunger and headed back into the main hall then down the one straight ahead.
Spencer had nodded and headed off back in the direction where Tala had came from.
The whole time the Russian native made his way down the other hall, his smile could only spread wider. Finally arriving at the last door, he turned the knob slowly and peeked in.
''Still sleeping.'' He thought to himself and crept him with graceful stelth steps so as not to hear the creaking noise from the wooden floor.
He stood in front of the bed and smiled. Retaining a small laugh from the sight of tho two became hard. The raven-haired one had an arm flung over his friend chest and the other underneath himself while his head was burried in the mattress with a leg over the others. The white blanket was placed in such a way that he could see the tangled feet along with their upper torso's. His mate on the other hand was lying on his back in a normal way only holding on the the other's hand that lay upon his chest.
''Now how to wake you both.'' The sleeping couple received an utterly evil smile from the red-head.
Lightly placing a foot on the edge of the mattress, Tala stepped up onto the bed without disturbing the balance. Years of training always payed off when you want to go unnoticed.
Without warning, like a child he began to jump on the bed startling Kai to no end.
The slate-haired blader jumped up, almost out of his skin and glared at his Russian friend. He thought Tala looked like an absolute idiot with his persistant jumping around.
''What the hell.'' Ray groaned and sat up then leaned up against Kai. He rubbed his amber orbs to get a better look at the disturbance.
Tala just laughed and jumped off the queen sized bed.
''Did you get into Max's sugar stash?'' Kai asked, kissing Ray's cheek good morning.
''No but I have some news.'' Tala tugged on the blanket, causing Ray's newly opened eyes to go wide.
With a quick grab, Ray saved the blanket just as it reached his waist line. Either of them had anything on underneath the comforter. The somewhat cruel laughter continued as Tala made his way to the door.
''Meeting in the living room in 15.'' He glanced up at a clock in the royal blue room. It was 10:45.
''Fine.'' Kai grumbled and threw a pillow towards Tala but it was dodged and hit the closing door.
''Something's up.'' The captain ran a hair threw his duo colored hair. ''He's never this cheery.''
''I know.'' Ray yawned. ''It's scary.''
Further down the hall, Tala banged on a door with such force it he almost put his fist threw the solid wood. He backed away and waited for someone to emerge. A minute later after hearing slight groans and curses a small blonde opened the door a crack.
Reconizing the banger he opened it up completely.
''Who is it?'' Asked a voice from the inside of the dark room.
''Hiya Tala'' Max greated his friend and answered his love's question at the same time.
''Meeting in 15 minutes in the living room.''
The blonde smiled and nodded before closing the door.
Who needs brute force or clever tricks to wake up the bottom-less pit. Constant knocking seemed work just as well.
Tala arrived in the living room a few minutes later where he joined his other team mates.
''Morning.'' Bryan was still busy rubbing his eyes and only slightly waved to his captain.
''Why are we up so early?'' The green-haired blader complained.
''Meeting.'' Tala looked at Spencer who understood immediately.
Bryan and Ian shrugged their shoulders and continued yawning.
15 minutes later, right on time, Tyson and Max walked in holding hands. Ray and Kai were already sitting down looking rather sleepy. Their previous night's events hinted they didn't get much sleep by choice.
''Now that everyone's here.'' Tala began. ''It's been a week.'' He left his speach at that.
The Bladebreakers all looked at each other not quite understanding. Though every Demotion boy seemed to catch what their captain was talking about. Then suddenly Tyson looked over at Kai with a blank expression. Catching on to the look, Kai smacked his forehead.
''I forgot.'' Tyson half grinned and Kai nodded.
~Flash back to the Friday before~
Sitting in the single chair looking rather bored, Tala sighed as he watched both Max run after Tyson with whipped cream.
''You two are lame.'' He commented, finally closing his eyes.
Bryan looked up from his book then at the two hyper active teens. He sighed rather loudly and went back to reading.
''Shut it, Red!'' Tyson yelled, running into the main hall away from Max.
The blunette knew he was guilty and was going to pay for his little practical joke on his love. Weather it be with whipped cream or later on. Tyson had got bored and felt like being playful. But Max didn't seem to enjoy having to wake up to a chilli pepper and a burning mouth. Extreme boredom lead to Tyson's ignorant behavior.
''Your chilli prank was so lame.'' Max called out with the can or delicious frosting gripped tightly in his palm.
''I tend to agree.'' Max stopped in his tracks and looked at Tala. ''Tyson couldn't pull a good prank if his life depended on it.''
Tyson heard the comment and noticed he wasn't being chased and popped his head out from the hall.
''I could so.'' He defended himself.
''Prove it.'' Tala needed some sort of entertainment and it seemed to full fill itself watching Tyson try his pathetic glares.
''Fine then!'' He puffed his cheeks out in annoyance. ''I challenge your team to a pranking contest 1 week from today. Loosers have to do whatever the winners say.''
''I accept.''
Bryan looked up once again from his book at Tala a bit suprised though it didn't show.
''You'll be sorry you did.'' Tyson stormed out of the living room followed by Max.
''What was that all about?'' Bryan asked, glancing back down on his book.
''I want to hear Kai yell at Tyson for making a challenge without consulting him.''
Just before Bryan could respond with an 'oh.' and continue his reading a loud booming yell came from the Bladebreakers hall way.
''YOU WHAT?!?''
Tala smirked in satisfaction and picked up a magazine off the table.
''I challenged Tala, so what! It's no big deal! C'mon Kai I'm a pro at this.'' Tyson slowly backed away from Kai's stern glare.
''Why are you freaking out anyway?'' Max asked Kai as Tyson whimpered behind him.
''I've grown up with the lot of them. Their pranks are cruel. I should know when I was a kid me and Tala would always prank each other when not training.''
Ray walked out a room with his hair dangling loosely behind him, dripping water all over the tile floor.
''What's up guys?''
''Your going to regret this Tyson and if we loose you'll regret it even more.'' Kai walked off, leaving behind a very confused Ray.
~End of flashback~
''Remember now?'' Tala asked the other team.
They all nodded and awaited him to continue.
''Well since the bet was made at 12. It starts at 12.''
''What are the rules?" Ray asked, fiddling with the end of his hair nervously. He wasn't all that good with practical jokes.
''You pick a name and you have to prank that person. If you get pranked you can't prank anyone the rest of the time. The team with the most pranks wins.''
''You've thought this threw haven't you?'' Kai asked Tala.
''No I'm making it up as I go along.''
Everyone almost fell over or off their seats.
''Loosers do whatever the winners want them to do and the pranks stop at 5 pm. We all meet back here then.''
''Agree?''
''Of course.'' Tyson smiled. Kai just sighed and rolled his eyes. This was going to be a LONG day.
That's it. The plan is set. All hell begins to brake loose next chapter. And you all get to meet Emalie! *cheers*
If you have any idea for pranks just tell me and if there better then mine which they should be I'll switch around a couple things. Also, comments are greatly appreciated!
Spoil me and review!
If you are humour deprived I warn you now. GET LOST! Kidding, Kidding. Stay, read, enjoy!
No but really, this is an attempt to see how funny I am and to see how many weird perdicaments I can get the Bladebreakers into.
Disclaimer: I do not own the Bladebreakers nor do I own Emalie. She own's herself and maybe Tala soon if she marries him or takes over beyblade.
~Pranking gone wrong.~ I know, I know, the title is very unoriginal.
Chapter 1- Let the games begin!
The morning sun shinned brightly threw the black shades causing a single stream of light to penetrate the obscurity from the dark room. Complet silence was a blissfull moment for the red head sleeping after a long night.
Though his peace wouldn't last for much longer.
*Ring, Ring*'
The red-head rolled over, shoving his head under the pillow to block out the noise. But it was persistant and seemed to get much louder.
'Damn cell.' He cursed mentally, digging his head under yet another pillow.
''What the-'' A single aqua orb opened itself. It confused him that even under his head rest the noise was like if it was near by.
The ringing became louder because much to his suprise the cell phone was right beside him, underneath the pillow.
''Now how did that get there?'' He groaned, running a hand threw his flammed colored locks.
His quickly glanced over the number and name displayed and answered before his voice mail could pick up.
''Hello.'' He said groggily before yawning.
''Good morning sleepy head.''
Still mildly pissed at the fact of being woken up 'so early', he grinned at the female voice on the other side.
''What time is it?'' He asked, searching the room for his alarm clock.
But it was no where to be found.
''10:35. Too early for ya Tala?'' She asked, gigling.
''Hell yes.'' He bent over the edge of his bed and saw his alarm sitting atop of a pile of laundry.
''Well I was calling because I sort of forgot my bra when I left this morning.''
''How could you of forget your bra?'' Tala chuckled as he scanned his dark room for a white 'foreign object'.
''I don't know. I was trying to be fast and quiet so as not to wake you..''
''Found it.'' He spotted the white lacy material on a far corner of his room. It must of been flung to a corner during their little match of striptease.
''I'll stop by later to pick it up then alright?''
''Yeah, that's fine Em.''
''See ya then.''
''Yeah.''
The line went dead and the conversation ended.
There was no point in trying to fall back asleep so instead Tala grabbed the nearest pair of pants and slipped them on. Emalie would probably be by soon so he might as well be up to great her.
Yawning, Tala got up and left his messy room. Down the hall, he noticed all the doors were still closed shut but the one on the end.
''Lazy.'' He muttered and walked on the cold tile floor past the rooms of his friends.
Once entrering the main hall, Tala looked in both directions. Kitchen or living room? The kitchen was to his left and the light was on indicating that someone else was up and the living room was in the opposite direction. Straight ahead has another hall with more rooms.
His stomach made the decision for him as it growled in need of attention.
''Food first.'' Tala said to himself while rubbing his bare stomach.
Upon entering the kitchen he was greated with stare and cold eyes.
''Morning Spencer.'' He greated his friend who was seated at the large table eating.
''Morning.''
Tala sat himself across from his friend, undecided on what to eat.
''There was mail for us.'' Spencer pointed to a fancy looking enveloppe near his bowl. It had been opened already of course.
Tala snatched it off the table and removed the letter inside. He read it quickly and shoved it in his pocket to show it to the others later on.
''That could be fun.'' He got up and made his way to the cupbords. Cereal would do. He took out a bowl and spoon from a drawer before he was interrupted.
''Do you know what today is?''
Tala looked back at Spencer curiously before choosing a bran of cereal amongst over a dozen kinds.
''No.'' He replied, burrowing his brows in confusion.
''It's been a week.'' Spencer hinted with a malicious smile very uncommon for him.
''A week?'' Tala asked and pondered for a second.
His blue eyes went wide and a smile spread across his face once he realised what his friend meant.
''That's today?''
''Yup.'' Spencer got up and brought his bowl to the sink.
''So it is.'' His recalled what had happened a week before.
''Get the guys up I have something to do before we get started.'' Tala dismissed his growling hunger and headed back into the main hall then down the one straight ahead.
Spencer had nodded and headed off back in the direction where Tala had came from.
The whole time the Russian native made his way down the other hall, his smile could only spread wider. Finally arriving at the last door, he turned the knob slowly and peeked in.
''Still sleeping.'' He thought to himself and crept him with graceful stelth steps so as not to hear the creaking noise from the wooden floor.
He stood in front of the bed and smiled. Retaining a small laugh from the sight of tho two became hard. The raven-haired one had an arm flung over his friend chest and the other underneath himself while his head was burried in the mattress with a leg over the others. The white blanket was placed in such a way that he could see the tangled feet along with their upper torso's. His mate on the other hand was lying on his back in a normal way only holding on the the other's hand that lay upon his chest.
''Now how to wake you both.'' The sleeping couple received an utterly evil smile from the red-head.
Lightly placing a foot on the edge of the mattress, Tala stepped up onto the bed without disturbing the balance. Years of training always payed off when you want to go unnoticed.
Without warning, like a child he began to jump on the bed startling Kai to no end.
The slate-haired blader jumped up, almost out of his skin and glared at his Russian friend. He thought Tala looked like an absolute idiot with his persistant jumping around.
''What the hell.'' Ray groaned and sat up then leaned up against Kai. He rubbed his amber orbs to get a better look at the disturbance.
Tala just laughed and jumped off the queen sized bed.
''Did you get into Max's sugar stash?'' Kai asked, kissing Ray's cheek good morning.
''No but I have some news.'' Tala tugged on the blanket, causing Ray's newly opened eyes to go wide.
With a quick grab, Ray saved the blanket just as it reached his waist line. Either of them had anything on underneath the comforter. The somewhat cruel laughter continued as Tala made his way to the door.
''Meeting in the living room in 15.'' He glanced up at a clock in the royal blue room. It was 10:45.
''Fine.'' Kai grumbled and threw a pillow towards Tala but it was dodged and hit the closing door.
''Something's up.'' The captain ran a hair threw his duo colored hair. ''He's never this cheery.''
''I know.'' Ray yawned. ''It's scary.''
Further down the hall, Tala banged on a door with such force it he almost put his fist threw the solid wood. He backed away and waited for someone to emerge. A minute later after hearing slight groans and curses a small blonde opened the door a crack.
Reconizing the banger he opened it up completely.
''Who is it?'' Asked a voice from the inside of the dark room.
''Hiya Tala'' Max greated his friend and answered his love's question at the same time.
''Meeting in 15 minutes in the living room.''
The blonde smiled and nodded before closing the door.
Who needs brute force or clever tricks to wake up the bottom-less pit. Constant knocking seemed work just as well.
Tala arrived in the living room a few minutes later where he joined his other team mates.
''Morning.'' Bryan was still busy rubbing his eyes and only slightly waved to his captain.
''Why are we up so early?'' The green-haired blader complained.
''Meeting.'' Tala looked at Spencer who understood immediately.
Bryan and Ian shrugged their shoulders and continued yawning.
15 minutes later, right on time, Tyson and Max walked in holding hands. Ray and Kai were already sitting down looking rather sleepy. Their previous night's events hinted they didn't get much sleep by choice.
''Now that everyone's here.'' Tala began. ''It's been a week.'' He left his speach at that.
The Bladebreakers all looked at each other not quite understanding. Though every Demotion boy seemed to catch what their captain was talking about. Then suddenly Tyson looked over at Kai with a blank expression. Catching on to the look, Kai smacked his forehead.
''I forgot.'' Tyson half grinned and Kai nodded.
~Flash back to the Friday before~
Sitting in the single chair looking rather bored, Tala sighed as he watched both Max run after Tyson with whipped cream.
''You two are lame.'' He commented, finally closing his eyes.
Bryan looked up from his book then at the two hyper active teens. He sighed rather loudly and went back to reading.
''Shut it, Red!'' Tyson yelled, running into the main hall away from Max.
The blunette knew he was guilty and was going to pay for his little practical joke on his love. Weather it be with whipped cream or later on. Tyson had got bored and felt like being playful. But Max didn't seem to enjoy having to wake up to a chilli pepper and a burning mouth. Extreme boredom lead to Tyson's ignorant behavior.
''Your chilli prank was so lame.'' Max called out with the can or delicious frosting gripped tightly in his palm.
''I tend to agree.'' Max stopped in his tracks and looked at Tala. ''Tyson couldn't pull a good prank if his life depended on it.''
Tyson heard the comment and noticed he wasn't being chased and popped his head out from the hall.
''I could so.'' He defended himself.
''Prove it.'' Tala needed some sort of entertainment and it seemed to full fill itself watching Tyson try his pathetic glares.
''Fine then!'' He puffed his cheeks out in annoyance. ''I challenge your team to a pranking contest 1 week from today. Loosers have to do whatever the winners say.''
''I accept.''
Bryan looked up once again from his book at Tala a bit suprised though it didn't show.
''You'll be sorry you did.'' Tyson stormed out of the living room followed by Max.
''What was that all about?'' Bryan asked, glancing back down on his book.
''I want to hear Kai yell at Tyson for making a challenge without consulting him.''
Just before Bryan could respond with an 'oh.' and continue his reading a loud booming yell came from the Bladebreakers hall way.
''YOU WHAT?!?''
Tala smirked in satisfaction and picked up a magazine off the table.
''I challenged Tala, so what! It's no big deal! C'mon Kai I'm a pro at this.'' Tyson slowly backed away from Kai's stern glare.
''Why are you freaking out anyway?'' Max asked Kai as Tyson whimpered behind him.
''I've grown up with the lot of them. Their pranks are cruel. I should know when I was a kid me and Tala would always prank each other when not training.''
Ray walked out a room with his hair dangling loosely behind him, dripping water all over the tile floor.
''What's up guys?''
''Your going to regret this Tyson and if we loose you'll regret it even more.'' Kai walked off, leaving behind a very confused Ray.
~End of flashback~
''Remember now?'' Tala asked the other team.
They all nodded and awaited him to continue.
''Well since the bet was made at 12. It starts at 12.''
''What are the rules?" Ray asked, fiddling with the end of his hair nervously. He wasn't all that good with practical jokes.
''You pick a name and you have to prank that person. If you get pranked you can't prank anyone the rest of the time. The team with the most pranks wins.''
''You've thought this threw haven't you?'' Kai asked Tala.
''No I'm making it up as I go along.''
Everyone almost fell over or off their seats.
''Loosers do whatever the winners want them to do and the pranks stop at 5 pm. We all meet back here then.''
''Agree?''
''Of course.'' Tyson smiled. Kai just sighed and rolled his eyes. This was going to be a LONG day.
That's it. The plan is set. All hell begins to brake loose next chapter. And you all get to meet Emalie! *cheers*
If you have any idea for pranks just tell me and if there better then mine which they should be I'll switch around a couple things. Also, comments are greatly appreciated!
Spoil me and review!