Hello everyone! This is my first fic. so yeah. I hope it's
interesting! I also hope that it is not too confusing. I tried to keep
confusion minimal, but that proved difficult. Please review, tell me what
you think, and I shall continue!
Disclaimer: I sadly do not own Sailor Moon. *tear*
To Swap
Darien awoke with a start. His body felt wrong as it pressed into the mattress. Willing his eyes to open, he was suddenly assaulted by bright happy colors. Pink. Great. Since when was his room pink? He froze. This wasn't his room. The coverlet he clenched in his fist was purple. Moon. Bunny. Star. He gasped. Why was he in Serena's room? Oh God, oh God he chanted in his head, praying that nothing had happened. But no one lay beside him. Pushing the cover off, he looked down. And practically had a heart attack. That was not his body. Cold ice invaded the body he currently donned. He was in Serena's body. This better be a dream. Why the hell was he in Meatballs body?!?
"Serena, honey?"
"Uhh, yes?" Serena's voice was high and scratchy. Darien groaned, it was like puberty all over again.
"There's a phone call for you! I think its Raye, she sounded pretty mad. Did you sleep in again?" Sweet laughter tinkled, slowly becoming quieter as Serena's mother went downstairs. Darien looked around for the phone and, upon finding it, answered.
"Hello?" He heard the phone downstairs being hung up.
"SERENA?!? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!?" Whoa, Darien had never seen Raye this mad, "GET OVER TO THE TEMPLE THIS SECOND!!!" She screamed.
"Where's the temple?"
"SERENA YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING!!"
"Actually, can you come over here? I am in.. trouble." Normally he would never ask for help, especially from Serena's friends, but he was desperate.
"Serena? Are you ok? We'll be right there!" Raye's voice immediately softened.
Raye hung up, and Darien decided that it was best to stay in the room. As he sat and thought about what in the world could have possibly happened, he had decided that this, unfortunately, wasn't a dream, something struck him. If he was here, where was Serena? If the same thing has happened to her, thank God he had worn boxers to bed last night, of course! He jumped up, grabbed the phone and hastily dialed his own number. He figured that she would be pretty freaked, unable to deal with such situations calmly. After what seemed like an eternity of rings the answering machine picked up.
"Serena? Serena, are you there? If you are please pick up-" The phone was wrenched from him just as her heard his own voice answer.
"What are you doing?!?" Lita demanded.
"Did you hit your head or something?"
"Perhaps she suffers from amnesia." Amy already had the specific disorder identified. Raye grabbed the phone and pressed it to her ear.
"Hello? Who's this?"
"RAYE!!!!!"
"DARIEN?!?" Raye cried, turning to Serena, "Why the hell are you calling DARIEN?!?"
"YOU GUYS!!" Darien's voice screamed for the phones speaker.
"Guys?!? Since when do you call us that?!?" Mina screeched, as she hung up.
"Serena, where is Luna?" Lita asked, figuring she could solve this.
"Who's Luna?"
"You were right Ami!"
As if she knew that she was needed, Luna walked nonchalantly into the room. The air was tense and she instantly knew that something was wrong.
"What's going on?" Luna screeched, clearly worried. Serena's eyes widened.
"A talking cat! I must be dreaming!"
"Haven't we already been over this?" Luna was obviously upset. Serena started to hit her head against the wall.
"Serena! Stop that! You are going to lose what precious few brain cells you have!"
"That's a good one! I am going to have to remember that for later! Even Meatball Heads cat reprimands her for being stupid!"
"You just sounded scarily like Darien!" Mina noted, "Don't tell me you're letting him get to you."
Just then a very shriveled looking Darien kicked open the window, and tumbled inside.
Hope everyone enjoyed it! Please review! Reviews make me happy, and if I am happy. ok ill shut up before this turns into a 'If you give a mouse a cookie' story. Thanks!! Mwah!
To Swap
Darien awoke with a start. His body felt wrong as it pressed into the mattress. Willing his eyes to open, he was suddenly assaulted by bright happy colors. Pink. Great. Since when was his room pink? He froze. This wasn't his room. The coverlet he clenched in his fist was purple. Moon. Bunny. Star. He gasped. Why was he in Serena's room? Oh God, oh God he chanted in his head, praying that nothing had happened. But no one lay beside him. Pushing the cover off, he looked down. And practically had a heart attack. That was not his body. Cold ice invaded the body he currently donned. He was in Serena's body. This better be a dream. Why the hell was he in Meatballs body?!?
"Serena, honey?"
"Uhh, yes?" Serena's voice was high and scratchy. Darien groaned, it was like puberty all over again.
"There's a phone call for you! I think its Raye, she sounded pretty mad. Did you sleep in again?" Sweet laughter tinkled, slowly becoming quieter as Serena's mother went downstairs. Darien looked around for the phone and, upon finding it, answered.
"Hello?" He heard the phone downstairs being hung up.
"SERENA?!? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!?" Whoa, Darien had never seen Raye this mad, "GET OVER TO THE TEMPLE THIS SECOND!!!" She screamed.
"Where's the temple?"
"SERENA YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING!!"
"Actually, can you come over here? I am in.. trouble." Normally he would never ask for help, especially from Serena's friends, but he was desperate.
"Serena? Are you ok? We'll be right there!" Raye's voice immediately softened.
Raye hung up, and Darien decided that it was best to stay in the room. As he sat and thought about what in the world could have possibly happened, he had decided that this, unfortunately, wasn't a dream, something struck him. If he was here, where was Serena? If the same thing has happened to her, thank God he had worn boxers to bed last night, of course! He jumped up, grabbed the phone and hastily dialed his own number. He figured that she would be pretty freaked, unable to deal with such situations calmly. After what seemed like an eternity of rings the answering machine picked up.
"Serena? Serena, are you there? If you are please pick up-" The phone was wrenched from him just as her heard his own voice answer.
"What are you doing?!?" Lita demanded.
"Did you hit your head or something?"
"Perhaps she suffers from amnesia." Amy already had the specific disorder identified. Raye grabbed the phone and pressed it to her ear.
"Hello? Who's this?"
"RAYE!!!!!"
"DARIEN?!?" Raye cried, turning to Serena, "Why the hell are you calling DARIEN?!?"
"YOU GUYS!!" Darien's voice screamed for the phones speaker.
"Guys?!? Since when do you call us that?!?" Mina screeched, as she hung up.
"Serena, where is Luna?" Lita asked, figuring she could solve this.
"Who's Luna?"
"You were right Ami!"
As if she knew that she was needed, Luna walked nonchalantly into the room. The air was tense and she instantly knew that something was wrong.
"What's going on?" Luna screeched, clearly worried. Serena's eyes widened.
"A talking cat! I must be dreaming!"
"Haven't we already been over this?" Luna was obviously upset. Serena started to hit her head against the wall.
"Serena! Stop that! You are going to lose what precious few brain cells you have!"
"That's a good one! I am going to have to remember that for later! Even Meatball Heads cat reprimands her for being stupid!"
"You just sounded scarily like Darien!" Mina noted, "Don't tell me you're letting him get to you."
Just then a very shriveled looking Darien kicked open the window, and tumbled inside.
Hope everyone enjoyed it! Please review! Reviews make me happy, and if I am happy. ok ill shut up before this turns into a 'If you give a mouse a cookie' story. Thanks!! Mwah!