Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
A/N: Hahahahahahaha! I'm back with another fanfic!! And I don't care if I don't get reviews! (Yeah, someone e-mailed me a hate mail that said that I don't deserve reviews)
*plays the song 'I Will Survive (without reviews!)' while dancing in a freakish way*
Hunter x Hunter Couples
~~~ KILLUA AND GON~~~
Gon: Killua, I love you!!!!!
Killua: Gon! What a coincidence, I love you too!!!
Both: *hugs each other* Yay!!!!
~~~ KILLUA AND KURAPIKA~~~
Killua: I hate you!! You're a know-it-all asshole!! You think you're all that, but you're not!! Do you understand me? You're NOT!!!!!
Kurapika: What?
Killua: I said I love you..
~~~ KILLUA AND OC~~~
Killua: Because of your ravishing beauty, super powers, lovable attitude and your great talents, I fell for you!!!
OC: Yay!!!! I made Killua fall for me!!
*another OC comes by*
OC # 2: Whattabout me? I though you love me too!
*and a million OCs come by*
OCs: Hey! Killua is mine!!!!!!!!
Killua: Ummmm... Bye-bye!
~~~ KILLUA AND ILLUMI~~~
Killua: Stop staring at me! Your eyes. It's scary. And big...
Illumi: I can't help it. I love you!!
Killua: Ok.....
~~~KILLUA AND NEON~~~
Killua: I'm sorry. But she's just too annoying!! She's also a brat!!
Author: So what? You're both brats!
Killua: Oh yeah.
~~~ KILLUA AND LEORIO~~~
Leorio and Killua: Ok.... What's wrong with the author??
~~~ KURAPIKA AND GON~~~
Gon: Kurapika!! I love you!!!!
Kurapika: What a coincidence! I love you too!!!
Kurapika and Gon: Yay!!
~~~ KURAPIKA AND OC~~~
OC: Kurapika! Love me!!!
Kurapika: Why? There are so many OCs in the world? Why should I pick you?
OC: Because I'm special!! My maker made me special! Look! I can control elements!
Kurapika:....
~~~ KURAPIKA AND KURORO~~~
Kurapika: Oh my! I think I'm falling in love with Kuroro! But I should hate him! He practically. *reads script* What? I can't read this!
Author: Hey!! I'm not paying you to mess up!
Kurapika: What the?! You're not even paying me!
Author: Just do it!!!!! And please!! Add some feelings! GAWD!!!!
Kurapika: *mutters to himself* F**k you author..
Author: NOW!!
Kurapika: (as emotional as a sedated computer) Oh my! I think I'm falling in love with Kuroro!! But I should hate him! He practically killed my tribe!
Kuroro: *dramatic entrance* Don't hate me Kurapika! I LOVE YOU!!!
Kurapika: Oh! Okay! Even though I spent all my life thinking ways on how to kill you, I'm falling in love with you!!
*they hug each other*
~~~ KURAPIKA AND NEON~~~
Kurapika: I love you Neon.
Neon: Really? Wow... *long pause* WANNA PLAY POKER?
Kurapika: OKAY!
~~~ KURAPIKA AND LEORIO~~~
Kurapika: Leorio. I gathered all of my courage to say this. Well. I love you, okay?
Leorio: Really? Sweeeeettttt!!!!!!! Well, since that you love me. WILL YOU LEND ME SOME MONEY?????
Kurapika: O_O
~~~ GON AND KARUTO~~~
Gon: Weeeee!!!! I love you!!!!
Karuto: Get away from me. Or else, mom will be mad.
Gon: I know. But let's get married anyway!
Karuto: OKAY!!!!
~~~ GON AND OC~~~
OC: I love you Gon!!
Gon: I don't really know who you are, but I love you too!!!!! *they hug*
~~~ GON AND HISOKA~~~
Hisoka: Come here my ripe fruit!!!!
Gon: What are you going to do to me?? *backs away*
Hisoka: *evil smile* You'll see *drags Gon*
Gon: *to the author* Hellllppppppp....
~~~ GON AND SENRITSU~~~
Senritsu: We're both small, so let's get married!!!
Gon: Yay!!!!!!!!!
~~~ LEORIO AND AUNT MITO~~~
Aunt Mito: I love you!
Leorio: Sorry. But I love Kurapika..
*Kurapika dies*
Leorio: So baby. What are doing this Saturday night?
~~~ LEORIO AND OC~~~
Leorio: There's actually someone who loves me!!!!???
OC: *sighs* Yeah.. *to herself* Why me?
~~~ LEORIO AND MONKEY~~~
Monkey: *humps Leorio's leg*
Leorio: Ewww!!! What do you think of me? Some other monkey?
Monkey: *nods*
Leorio: *sighs* Ohh..
~~~ HISOKA AND ILLUMI~~~
Hisoka: Illumi. I think I'm in love with you.
Illumi: I think I'm falling for you too.
Both: ~~~ sigh ~~~
~~~ HISOKA AND MACHI ~~~
Hisoka: C'mon honey-baby Machi!! I know you want me!!
Machi: Pervert!!! *slaps Hisoka*
Hisoka: *to himself* She wants me!
~~~ HISOKA AND KURORO~~~
Hisoka: *glares*
Kuroro: *stares*
Hisoka: *glares*
Kuroro: *blinks*
Hisoka: Oh! My heart is melting! Let's get married!!
~~~ HISOKA AND OC~~~
Hisoka: *stares at the OC* Oh well. You have a nice body, you can do! *drags OC*
~~~ KURORO AND PAKUNODA~~~
Pakunoda: *touches Kuroro* *gasps* Y- you love me?!!!!!!!
Kuroro: Wow. You touched me a lot of times before this. And you just noticed it now?? Talk about slow..
~~~ KURORO AND OC~~~
Kuroro: Can you please make me a cup of coffee?
OC: Yes, my love!
Kuroro: Wow!! OCs can be quite handy!!!
~~~ SHALNARK AND SHIZUKU~~~
Shalnark: I love you!
Shizuku: Oh. Okay......... What?
Shalnark: I said, I love you!
Shizuku: Okay............. What?
Shalnark: *sighs* Forget it.... *walks away*
Shizuku: Wait!!! Did you just say you love me???!! Did he say that??? *thinks for a while* Wait. What am I thinking about again?
~~~ ILLUMI AND OC~~~
Illumi: .......
OC:..........
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That's all!!!!! Please tell me if I missed something!!
A/N: Hahahahahahaha! I'm back with another fanfic!! And I don't care if I don't get reviews! (Yeah, someone e-mailed me a hate mail that said that I don't deserve reviews)
*plays the song 'I Will Survive (without reviews!)' while dancing in a freakish way*
Hunter x Hunter Couples
~~~ KILLUA AND GON~~~
Gon: Killua, I love you!!!!!
Killua: Gon! What a coincidence, I love you too!!!
Both: *hugs each other* Yay!!!!
~~~ KILLUA AND KURAPIKA~~~
Killua: I hate you!! You're a know-it-all asshole!! You think you're all that, but you're not!! Do you understand me? You're NOT!!!!!
Kurapika: What?
Killua: I said I love you..
~~~ KILLUA AND OC~~~
Killua: Because of your ravishing beauty, super powers, lovable attitude and your great talents, I fell for you!!!
OC: Yay!!!! I made Killua fall for me!!
*another OC comes by*
OC # 2: Whattabout me? I though you love me too!
*and a million OCs come by*
OCs: Hey! Killua is mine!!!!!!!!
Killua: Ummmm... Bye-bye!
~~~ KILLUA AND ILLUMI~~~
Killua: Stop staring at me! Your eyes. It's scary. And big...
Illumi: I can't help it. I love you!!
Killua: Ok.....
~~~KILLUA AND NEON~~~
Killua: I'm sorry. But she's just too annoying!! She's also a brat!!
Author: So what? You're both brats!
Killua: Oh yeah.
~~~ KILLUA AND LEORIO~~~
Leorio and Killua: Ok.... What's wrong with the author??
~~~ KURAPIKA AND GON~~~
Gon: Kurapika!! I love you!!!!
Kurapika: What a coincidence! I love you too!!!
Kurapika and Gon: Yay!!
~~~ KURAPIKA AND OC~~~
OC: Kurapika! Love me!!!
Kurapika: Why? There are so many OCs in the world? Why should I pick you?
OC: Because I'm special!! My maker made me special! Look! I can control elements!
Kurapika:....
~~~ KURAPIKA AND KURORO~~~
Kurapika: Oh my! I think I'm falling in love with Kuroro! But I should hate him! He practically. *reads script* What? I can't read this!
Author: Hey!! I'm not paying you to mess up!
Kurapika: What the?! You're not even paying me!
Author: Just do it!!!!! And please!! Add some feelings! GAWD!!!!
Kurapika: *mutters to himself* F**k you author..
Author: NOW!!
Kurapika: (as emotional as a sedated computer) Oh my! I think I'm falling in love with Kuroro!! But I should hate him! He practically killed my tribe!
Kuroro: *dramatic entrance* Don't hate me Kurapika! I LOVE YOU!!!
Kurapika: Oh! Okay! Even though I spent all my life thinking ways on how to kill you, I'm falling in love with you!!
*they hug each other*
~~~ KURAPIKA AND NEON~~~
Kurapika: I love you Neon.
Neon: Really? Wow... *long pause* WANNA PLAY POKER?
Kurapika: OKAY!
~~~ KURAPIKA AND LEORIO~~~
Kurapika: Leorio. I gathered all of my courage to say this. Well. I love you, okay?
Leorio: Really? Sweeeeettttt!!!!!!! Well, since that you love me. WILL YOU LEND ME SOME MONEY?????
Kurapika: O_O
~~~ GON AND KARUTO~~~
Gon: Weeeee!!!! I love you!!!!
Karuto: Get away from me. Or else, mom will be mad.
Gon: I know. But let's get married anyway!
Karuto: OKAY!!!!
~~~ GON AND OC~~~
OC: I love you Gon!!
Gon: I don't really know who you are, but I love you too!!!!! *they hug*
~~~ GON AND HISOKA~~~
Hisoka: Come here my ripe fruit!!!!
Gon: What are you going to do to me?? *backs away*
Hisoka: *evil smile* You'll see *drags Gon*
Gon: *to the author* Hellllppppppp....
~~~ GON AND SENRITSU~~~
Senritsu: We're both small, so let's get married!!!
Gon: Yay!!!!!!!!!
~~~ LEORIO AND AUNT MITO~~~
Aunt Mito: I love you!
Leorio: Sorry. But I love Kurapika..
*Kurapika dies*
Leorio: So baby. What are doing this Saturday night?
~~~ LEORIO AND OC~~~
Leorio: There's actually someone who loves me!!!!???
OC: *sighs* Yeah.. *to herself* Why me?
~~~ LEORIO AND MONKEY~~~
Monkey: *humps Leorio's leg*
Leorio: Ewww!!! What do you think of me? Some other monkey?
Monkey: *nods*
Leorio: *sighs* Ohh..
~~~ HISOKA AND ILLUMI~~~
Hisoka: Illumi. I think I'm in love with you.
Illumi: I think I'm falling for you too.
Both: ~~~ sigh ~~~
~~~ HISOKA AND MACHI ~~~
Hisoka: C'mon honey-baby Machi!! I know you want me!!
Machi: Pervert!!! *slaps Hisoka*
Hisoka: *to himself* She wants me!
~~~ HISOKA AND KURORO~~~
Hisoka: *glares*
Kuroro: *stares*
Hisoka: *glares*
Kuroro: *blinks*
Hisoka: Oh! My heart is melting! Let's get married!!
~~~ HISOKA AND OC~~~
Hisoka: *stares at the OC* Oh well. You have a nice body, you can do! *drags OC*
~~~ KURORO AND PAKUNODA~~~
Pakunoda: *touches Kuroro* *gasps* Y- you love me?!!!!!!!
Kuroro: Wow. You touched me a lot of times before this. And you just noticed it now?? Talk about slow..
~~~ KURORO AND OC~~~
Kuroro: Can you please make me a cup of coffee?
OC: Yes, my love!
Kuroro: Wow!! OCs can be quite handy!!!
~~~ SHALNARK AND SHIZUKU~~~
Shalnark: I love you!
Shizuku: Oh. Okay......... What?
Shalnark: I said, I love you!
Shizuku: Okay............. What?
Shalnark: *sighs* Forget it.... *walks away*
Shizuku: Wait!!! Did you just say you love me???!! Did he say that??? *thinks for a while* Wait. What am I thinking about again?
~~~ ILLUMI AND OC~~~
Illumi: .......
OC:..........
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That's all!!!!! Please tell me if I missed something!!