Jeshi: I don't own the Weakest Link! ^.^ Or the Mario characters at all…though I DO have a lot of Mario games…@.@… anyway, let's get started shall we? We will start with….Yoshi!
Yoshi: Yoshi!! ^-^
Jeshi: _ It's BANK, you idiot…
Yoshi: Yoshi-yoshi!! ^-^
Jeshi: Okay, now you don't get the bank…besides, you don't even have money TO bank!! -_-;
Yoshi: Yoshi! ^-^
Jeshi: Okay, Yoshi…What colour of dress is Princess Toadstool wearing?
Yoshi: O_O….Yoshi!! ^-^
Jeshi: WRONG! Mario!
Mario: Mama mia!! O_O….
Jeshi: O-O….okay….what is-
Luigi: BANK!
Jeshi: NOT YET!! * **turns back to Mario** What is Bowser's father's name?
Bowser: Like HE'S going to know!
Mario: Why, I do believe it was Morton, hence his child's name, MORTON KOOPA JR…
Jeshi: Correct indeedy! ^.^
Bowser: O_O
Mario: O_O…I was guessing…
Jeshi: Luigi!
Luigi: O_O………………………………...........................................
Jeshi: O-o….LUIGI…
Luigi: O_O………………………………...........................................
Jeshi: O-o? Aren't you going to bank?
Luigi: Um…um….BLUE!! O_O!
Jeshi: O-O!?…no….no that's not it…anyway…what do the green mushrooms do to benefit you and Mario?
Luigi: O_O….purple?
Jeshi: * No…
Luigi: Damn…
Jeshi: Iggy!
Iggy: Bank!!
Jeshi: -_-; Iggy, you have no money to bank…
Iggy: O_o? Why not?!
Jeshi: Because Luigi got the question wrong, so you lost all the money you had…
Iggy: O_O! Damn!! *
Jeshi: Iggy-
Iggy: WHAT?! O_O?!
Jeshi: O-O…I was going to ask the question…
Iggy: Oh..hehehe…okay…^_^;;;
Jeshi: O-o…anyway…What is the name of the kingdom that Princess Daisy rules over?
Iggy: Um….Some place? O_o
Jeshi: Correct!
Everyone: O_O?!
Mario: HOW is that right? O_o
Jeshi: ^.^ I'll accept that answer because it starts with an 's' and that's all that matters! Even though the correct answer is indeed Sarahsland. (Oh, dear, I DO hope I spelled that right! ^.^)
Luigi: O_O…that still doesn't make sense..
Jeshi: Silence, mortal!
Luigi: O_O!?
Jeshi: Princess Toadstool, aka…PEACH!!
Peach: O_o?!!? What?!
Jeshi: IT'S BANK!! WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE GET THAT?!
Iggy: I had it, but SOMEONE *glares at Luigi* had to get the question wrong!!!
Jeshi: ANYWAY!! Peach! Is Mario wearing pants?
Peach: Yes.
Jeshi: Incorrect, he is wearing overalls.
Everyone: O_O!?
Peach: WHAT?! Overalls ARE pants!! *
Jeshi: Nope, they are OVERALLS, that's why the names are different.
Iggy: I can't believe this!! After all that hard answering, my points are lost AGAIN!! *
Jeshi: *rolls eyes* Whatever, Iggy. TOAD!
Toad: *jumps like…6 feet* ACK!! What?????
Jeshi: Heheheh…nothing, I just wanted to do that…*snickers*
Mario: HEY! Don't you do that to Toad! _
Peach: Yeah, he's our friend! _
Luigi: You pick on our friends, then you pick on ALL of us!! _
Jeshi: *twiddles fingers* -_-; Very well, then. ::ahem::…Mario, you're extremely short and I'm amazed that you can actually jump, Princess Toadstool…you MUST be anorexic, I mean, look at you!! You have NO fat/muscle/whatever is supposed to be there that isn't on your waist!! And Luigi…*turns to Mario* OH MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE HIS BROTHER!!!!
Mario, Luigi, Peach: * **eyes twitching**
Jeshi: ^.^ What? You DID say that if I picked on one of ya, I picked on all of ya! Anyways….TOAD! ^.^
Toad: WHAT?! *jumps again*
Jeshi: Nothing…but you get free 500 points just for jumping like that…Larry!
Larry: What?? O_o
Jeshi: It's bank, sweetie! Heehee, silly Larry! ^.^
Everyone: O_O?
Larry: O_o…ohhh..okay..bank! ^_^
Jeshi: Yes! You now get the bank! *glares at everyone* YOU SHOULD ALL LEARN FROM LITTLE LARRY RIGHT HERE!! *points at Larry*
Larry: ^_^
Jeshi: -_-; Anyway…what colour is Yoshi? *points at Yoshi across the room*
Larry: *sighs boringly* I dunno…ugly?
Jeshi: Correct!
Everyone: O_O?!
Jeshi: WHAT?! I would have accepted green also!! ^.^ Anyway…Roy!
Roy: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
Jeshi: I WANT YOU TO SAY 'BANK', THAT'S WHAT!!! _
Roy: _……
Jeshi: _……
Roy: _…….BANK….
Jeshi: Good! ^.^ Damn good! NOW…_…Exactly how smart IS Ludwig?
Roy: _ I don't know! Why should I care?
Jeshi: CORRECT! Why should any of us care?! He's smarter than all of us!! ^.^
Ludwig: -_-; Flattery will get you nowhere with me.
Jeshi: *smirks* O-o…Ludwig, your hair is SO perfect, might I add! ^.^ However do you keep it like that?
Ludwig: ^_^ Oh, well I just-HEY!!! *
Jeshi: *is proud of herself* ^.^ Heehee!! Everyone wants me dead! *points at Mario, Luigi, Peach and Yoshi who is now growling at her* ::ahem::…Lemmy!
Lemmy: Bank?
Jeshi: Yes! ^.^ Anyway…what colour is bread?
Lemmy: White? O_o?
Jeshi: Correct! Bowser!
Bowser: _…bank…
Jeshi: Yeppers! ^.^ Now, what colour is the moon?
Bowser: White?
Jeshi: Incorrect! It's 3:00pm! There is no moon out! ^.^
Bowser: _…..
Jeshi: Ludwig!
Ludwig: Yes?
Jeshi: _ It's BANK…
Ludwig: If I am not mistaken, which I indeed think I am not, my father had incorrectly answered the question he had been asked. Which would result in me having no money TO bank anyway.
Jeshi: O-O….yeah…just what I was goin' to say….anyway…Where's Waldo?
Ludwig: -_- There is no one by the name of Waldo in either the Mario cartoon show, or in the adventure books…but if I were to take a wild guess, I'd have to say that funny looking man over down yonder. *points at the man walking around with a stupid red and white striped hat and shirt, obviously being Waldo from the 'Where's Waldo' books..which I do not own…*
Jeshi: O-O…um…correct…Wendy?
Wendy: ^_^ Bank.
Jeshi: ^.^ Yes, bank! Anyway…Wendy, what colour is chocolate pudding?
Wendy: Brown?
Jeshi: Incorrect, the correct answer was 'chocolate' of course! And it IS a colour! ^.^
Wendy: WHAT?! That can't be right!! That's wrong, I had it right!
Jeshi: O-o..uh…no…you had it wrong…
Wendy: NO NO NOOOO!! I was right!! _
Jeshi: You answered INCORRECTLY, therefore, you are WRONG! _
Wendy: NO NO NO!!! DADDY-DADDY-DADDY!! SHE'S NOT BEING FAIIIRRR!!!!!
Bowser: _ *glares at Jeshi* IS THAT SO?!!? HOW DARE YOU TREAT MY WENDY LIKE THAT!!!!! *releases a chain chomp on Jeshi and runs after her also*
Jeshi: O.O!!!! OH SHIT!!!! *throws all of her question cards in the air and runs like hell* OH-BY-THE-WAY-TOAD-IS-THE-WEAKEST-LINK-FOR-THE-NIGHT-AND-WHY?-BECAUSE-HE'S-GOTTEN-ME-INTO-TROUBLE-WITH-4-PEOPLE-AND-NOW-I'M-IN-EVEN-MORE-TROUBLE-AS-WE-SPEAK!!!!!
I'm also VERY sorry for any out of character-ness and the script formation like thing…I mean, honestly, I really can't write the Weakest Link with sentence and paragraphs!! XD….and for you people who don't like author inserts…screw you! I HAD to insert myself to answer the questions, because I wanted Toad to be a player…though he's gone now…and would YOU leave a Boo in charge?! Or a Goomba for that matter?! LOL!! ^.^ buh-byeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! And don't forget to review! ^_6