Authors Note: You knew one of these was coming right? This is my very first Talespin fanfiction. It's rated PG to PG-13 for mild cursing, innuendos (You've definately heard worse) and violence. But hey, it's about pirates and they aren't the nicest of people. I hope I haven't scared you all off now...it's really not as bad as it seems. I tend to rate higher than is usual, just to be safe. Please leave a review! I thrive off of comments!

I don't own Talespin, Disney does. I don't even own Don Karnage, and mores the pity. :D *dodges flying objects from the other fan femmes* I do own Camdyn Everly, Mina Bayr, Gwynn, Sophie and a few others, so if you've never met someone before, they probably sprang from my warped mind.

Prologue

A slim white-furred vixen stared out at the dockside and sighed. She was going to kill that agent of hers. Speaking of which...

"Camdyn! Get over here. And smile for the love of tuna, you're the entertainment!" a portly cat snapped as he adjusted his tie. A chocolate-brown Cocker Spaniel sauntered up to the cat.

"Are you sure I can't have someone else go with me, Tibby-love?" she whimpered. Camdyn thought she felt that double decker salami sandwich making it's return trip. The spaniel glared at the vixen.

"Now, now, Pirilla, you know that Camdyn is the only one who complements you're beautiful fur color. It's only for three days while these nice folks go on a cruise." the cat said smoothly.

"I wish I didn't have to go...what if I get wet?" The prissy dog whined.

"You're a spaniel. Come on, jeez." Camdyn muttered at the precise moment the ships whistle sounded and the last call for boarders was made.

"Oh, oh, I'll miss the ship!" the dog started running toward the ship as fast as the high heels on her feet would let her. The vixen followed as quickly as she could, heaving their luggage along.

The spaniel was primping her hair as Camdyn finally caught up to her, clutching her chest and breathing heavy. She'd dragged the suitcases to their stateroom, after making several wrong turns and having to ask for directions from a friendly hound.

"It's about time you got up here. I can't believe Tibberire wouldn't get me someone else. I don't care if Fiona would have to wear make-up...it would be better than going anywhere with you."

"Believe me...the feeling is mutual. I wouldn't even be here if I didn't have to feed myself."

"Frankly I'm surprised you can."

"That's the most intellectual thing you've ever said to me." Camdyn muttered under her breath as they left the safety of the cliffs. The spaniel stalked off with a huff and began to mingle among the passengers. The vixen sighed and let the wind blow through her hair listening to the murmurings of the crew and passengers.

"I've heard there are pirates in the area."

"Don't say things like that out here. The passengers'll hear you."

"Yes, yes, it's one of the largest gemstones in the world. We didn't want to ship it by air. Not as safe as it used to be..."

"Oh yes, this line has some of the very best seafood darling."

Camdyn swiveled her ears back to listen to the ocean as the ship continued on. It was only a short matter of time before the first performance. Oh, how she detested working with that dog.