MG740: Okay, this is the second chapter of the story. I know it's kind of
short, but it's at least kind of funny.
Jaken: I don't think it's funny.
MG740: But who cares about you?
Jaken: I'm sure lots of people do.
Audience: *sounds of crickets and blowing wind is all that can be heard.*
Jaken: That's mean!
MG740: Oh well, continue with le ficcie.
Miroku: *still looking under MG's skirt* *drool.*
Jaken: But what about the disclaimer?
MG740: Oh yeah. Well do it for me please?
Jaken: *snickers crazily* MG740 doesn't own InuYasha, but feel free to sue her anyways just for being herself.
MG740: You little stupid toad thinggie *flings Jaken about 20 feet into the air.*
Jaken: *Lands on his head* Ouch!
MG740: That's better. Now on with le ficcie.
Shippo: Wait!
MG740: Now what?
Shippo: I have to potty.
MG740: Okay, that's it. Everybody take a bathroom break, right now.
*20 minutes later*
MG740: everybody set!
Everybody but Miroku: Yep!
Miroku: *still looking under authoresses skrit* *drool*
MG740: Now on with le ficcie! (finally)
Chapter 2 Daddy's Little Girl
Sesshiena was growing up quickly. It had already been a year since the whole incident. She was now 1 ½ and a very rambunctious tot she was. She would give her father and her "uncle" Jaken (but mostly uncle Jaken) hell. She was always very active and she loved to play.
"Come on uncle Jaken. I wanna play Tag!" Sesshiena yelled as she searched around for him. "This is no time for hide an seek! I WANNA PLAY TAG!!!"
Jaken, who was hiding in a sparsely used cabnet in the kitchen area, heard her very loud and clear. The cabnet was right next to her. Usually she would just swing off her daddy's long fuzzy tail or even his shoulder. Today, however, Sesshomaru was out taking care of some "overdue payment business" (no doubt whipping some ass), so Jaken was left all alone with the tiny terror.
"Oh where, oh where can uncle Jaken be? Oh where, oh where can her be?" she started singing while skipping away.
Jaken got a good two seconds to breathe before Sesshiena threw the cabinets open and dragged/choked him out of the closet.
"Did you forget that I have daddy's sense of smell? She asked him with an evil smirk on her face. "Now, I'm bored with the game of Tag. I wanna play catch.
"But we have no ball," Jaken said through the choke hold she had him in.
"That's okay," Sesshiena said as he lifted Jaken above her head (she's strong just like her daddy. Not to mention, how much could Jaken weigh anyway?) "We can use you." And she threw him.
Jaken screamed, kicked, and flailed until he crashed into something. "Ouch, my head," He then looked up ot seer what he hit. Jaken turned white as a sheet of paper and fell ot his knees bowing. "Forgive me Lord Sesshomaru. I am deeply sorry."
For once, Sesshomaru didn't place the blame on Jaken. "Sesshiena, get out here now," he said in that creepily calm voice.
Sesshiena peeped around the corner first, then she slid out to reveal herself fully. "Yes dada?" she asked in that cute and loveable, but equally as creepy, chicic voice (come on admit it. Doesn't it scare you just a little how sweet the really terrible ones can sound?).
"What did I tell you about trying ot hurt your uncle Jaken?!"
*sigh* "Wait until I'm older. Then I can hurt him all I want to.
"Right Sesshiena. Now what do you say?"
Sesshiena looked at Jaken with an evil look in her eyes. "I'm hungry, can I eat him?"
Sesshomaru picked her up and hit her. "That's not what you say."
Sesshiena knew not to dare cry, so she just looked at Jaken and said, "sorry."
"Better," Sesshomaru said as he put her down. "I finished handling my 'business', so I'm home for a while."
As Sesshomaru started walking away, Sesshiena was following him. Jaken, who was arguing with himself whether or not to follow them, decided to follow them.
"I hope you didn't hurt anybody daddy. Violence doesn't solve anything," Sesshiena said.
Sesshomaru stopped in his tracks. "This from the little girl I caught playing 'catch' with an 'uncle Jaken ball'?" he asked a little amazed.
"Yeah, but I was only playing and uncle Jaken knows it."
'Could have fooled me brat,' Jaken thought in his mind.
"Daddy, please don't hurt other people. I really hate it when you do that."
*sigh* "Okay Sesshiena. Only for you," he lied to the little girl as he sat down on the mat in front of the fire.
"Yea!!" Sesshiena yelled as she jumped in her daddy's lap. She looked up at him and smiled.
'Wow. Even at this young age, she looks just like her mother. Especially that smile. Gods I miss you.' One single tear welled up in his eye and spilled out.
Sesshiena looked surprise. "Daddy are you crying?" she asked with concern. 'Daddy never cries. If he is crying, something must've happened.'
"No sweetheart. The heat made my eyes water," he told the child.
"Are you sure daddy?" she asked skeptically.
"I'm sure. Now stop asking questions. Did you take your nap today?"
"No," Sesshiena half said, half yawned..
"Then go to sleep," Sesshomaru said in a very monotone voice.
He sat there and held here for a good 20 minutes until he was sure she was asleep then he took her back to her room.
As Sesshomaru laid her in the bed, she curled up in fetal position and whispered. "I love you daddy."
Sesshomaru smiled, made sure no one (Jaken or his enemies) were around, and whispered back "I love you too chibi-chan," he said using his nickname for her.
As he left the room he said, 'you'll always be daddy's little girl, Sesshiena. You'll always be daddy's little girl.'
MG740: Okay that's all for this chapter. Please review.
Miroku: *drool*
MG740: *Casually steps back and steps in Miroku's face.* Whoops didn't know you were there.
Miroku: It's okay, it didn't hurt
MG740: Damn! Next chapter I'm wearing a skirt with granny pannies!
Miroku: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
MG740: Gotta get 'em where it hurts at!
Jaken: I don't think it's funny.
MG740: But who cares about you?
Jaken: I'm sure lots of people do.
Audience: *sounds of crickets and blowing wind is all that can be heard.*
Jaken: That's mean!
MG740: Oh well, continue with le ficcie.
Miroku: *still looking under MG's skirt* *drool.*
Jaken: But what about the disclaimer?
MG740: Oh yeah. Well do it for me please?
Jaken: *snickers crazily* MG740 doesn't own InuYasha, but feel free to sue her anyways just for being herself.
MG740: You little stupid toad thinggie *flings Jaken about 20 feet into the air.*
Jaken: *Lands on his head* Ouch!
MG740: That's better. Now on with le ficcie.
Shippo: Wait!
MG740: Now what?
Shippo: I have to potty.
MG740: Okay, that's it. Everybody take a bathroom break, right now.
*20 minutes later*
MG740: everybody set!
Everybody but Miroku: Yep!
Miroku: *still looking under authoresses skrit* *drool*
MG740: Now on with le ficcie! (finally)
Chapter 2 Daddy's Little Girl
Sesshiena was growing up quickly. It had already been a year since the whole incident. She was now 1 ½ and a very rambunctious tot she was. She would give her father and her "uncle" Jaken (but mostly uncle Jaken) hell. She was always very active and she loved to play.
"Come on uncle Jaken. I wanna play Tag!" Sesshiena yelled as she searched around for him. "This is no time for hide an seek! I WANNA PLAY TAG!!!"
Jaken, who was hiding in a sparsely used cabnet in the kitchen area, heard her very loud and clear. The cabnet was right next to her. Usually she would just swing off her daddy's long fuzzy tail or even his shoulder. Today, however, Sesshomaru was out taking care of some "overdue payment business" (no doubt whipping some ass), so Jaken was left all alone with the tiny terror.
"Oh where, oh where can uncle Jaken be? Oh where, oh where can her be?" she started singing while skipping away.
Jaken got a good two seconds to breathe before Sesshiena threw the cabinets open and dragged/choked him out of the closet.
"Did you forget that I have daddy's sense of smell? She asked him with an evil smirk on her face. "Now, I'm bored with the game of Tag. I wanna play catch.
"But we have no ball," Jaken said through the choke hold she had him in.
"That's okay," Sesshiena said as he lifted Jaken above her head (she's strong just like her daddy. Not to mention, how much could Jaken weigh anyway?) "We can use you." And she threw him.
Jaken screamed, kicked, and flailed until he crashed into something. "Ouch, my head," He then looked up ot seer what he hit. Jaken turned white as a sheet of paper and fell ot his knees bowing. "Forgive me Lord Sesshomaru. I am deeply sorry."
For once, Sesshomaru didn't place the blame on Jaken. "Sesshiena, get out here now," he said in that creepily calm voice.
Sesshiena peeped around the corner first, then she slid out to reveal herself fully. "Yes dada?" she asked in that cute and loveable, but equally as creepy, chicic voice (come on admit it. Doesn't it scare you just a little how sweet the really terrible ones can sound?).
"What did I tell you about trying ot hurt your uncle Jaken?!"
*sigh* "Wait until I'm older. Then I can hurt him all I want to.
"Right Sesshiena. Now what do you say?"
Sesshiena looked at Jaken with an evil look in her eyes. "I'm hungry, can I eat him?"
Sesshomaru picked her up and hit her. "That's not what you say."
Sesshiena knew not to dare cry, so she just looked at Jaken and said, "sorry."
"Better," Sesshomaru said as he put her down. "I finished handling my 'business', so I'm home for a while."
As Sesshomaru started walking away, Sesshiena was following him. Jaken, who was arguing with himself whether or not to follow them, decided to follow them.
"I hope you didn't hurt anybody daddy. Violence doesn't solve anything," Sesshiena said.
Sesshomaru stopped in his tracks. "This from the little girl I caught playing 'catch' with an 'uncle Jaken ball'?" he asked a little amazed.
"Yeah, but I was only playing and uncle Jaken knows it."
'Could have fooled me brat,' Jaken thought in his mind.
"Daddy, please don't hurt other people. I really hate it when you do that."
*sigh* "Okay Sesshiena. Only for you," he lied to the little girl as he sat down on the mat in front of the fire.
"Yea!!" Sesshiena yelled as she jumped in her daddy's lap. She looked up at him and smiled.
'Wow. Even at this young age, she looks just like her mother. Especially that smile. Gods I miss you.' One single tear welled up in his eye and spilled out.
Sesshiena looked surprise. "Daddy are you crying?" she asked with concern. 'Daddy never cries. If he is crying, something must've happened.'
"No sweetheart. The heat made my eyes water," he told the child.
"Are you sure daddy?" she asked skeptically.
"I'm sure. Now stop asking questions. Did you take your nap today?"
"No," Sesshiena half said, half yawned..
"Then go to sleep," Sesshomaru said in a very monotone voice.
He sat there and held here for a good 20 minutes until he was sure she was asleep then he took her back to her room.
As Sesshomaru laid her in the bed, she curled up in fetal position and whispered. "I love you daddy."
Sesshomaru smiled, made sure no one (Jaken or his enemies) were around, and whispered back "I love you too chibi-chan," he said using his nickname for her.
As he left the room he said, 'you'll always be daddy's little girl, Sesshiena. You'll always be daddy's little girl.'
MG740: Okay that's all for this chapter. Please review.
Miroku: *drool*
MG740: *Casually steps back and steps in Miroku's face.* Whoops didn't know you were there.
Miroku: It's okay, it didn't hurt
MG740: Damn! Next chapter I'm wearing a skirt with granny pannies!
Miroku: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
MG740: Gotta get 'em where it hurts at!