Chapter 1

"August 16th, we are entering the depths of our evil sister's bathroom." Two eighth-grade boys stood on the cold, tiled floor of the bathroom. Shower going, and a high-pitched voice coming from behind the shower curtain, the raven-haired and redheaded teens smothered their laughs as they videotaped their eleventh-grade sister for blackmail. "HeHe, we'll get lots of cash from this tape, Jin." The redheaded Jin smiled, but it faltered. "Uh, Hiei, I heard the shower turn off." He looked frightened. "Maybe we should leave now." "Don't be silly." His dark eyes flashed. "We'll be out of here before she can- "HIEI! JIN! GET OUT OF MY BATHROOM NOW!" Shimouro burst from shower wearing a white fluffy bathrobe, chestnut curls wet, and red sparks coming across her eyes. "OOOH, IF I WERE IN MY DEMON FORM I WOULD BE HAVING TWO LITTLE TWERPS FOR BREAKFAST!" "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE JIN!" Hiei yelled at Jin, who was busy screaming as high- pitched as his Irish accent would allow. The two dashed out of the bathroom, with the angry teenager in hot pursuit. "I told you this was a bad idea Hiei!" Jin called over the screams from Shimouro. "KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT! IF YOU DIDN'T NOTICE, OUR LIVE ARE ON THE LINE FOR THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK, AND WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE FOR SCHOOL IF THIS KEEPS UP!" Jin and Hiei ran down the hall and into the safety of their shared bedroom. "Thank goodness we got away." Jin panted. "We would have been toast!" He tugged nervously on his blue T-shirt. "She should have calmed down by now. Let's go to the car." "Okay." Hiei quickly pulled on a black shirt and jeans. "I'm all set." When the two got outside, Shimouro was already waiting for them by her jeep, dressed in baggy khaki pants, a green T-shirt, and a denim jacket. Her hair had been dried and pulled back off her face, and her blue eyes were bright and shining. "Come on shrimps, I have to pick up Carmy and Elizabeth." She grinned. "Sorry for chasing you two. I forgot you still had one more chance left before I hurt you." Both boys nervously smiled back and reluctantly climbed into the car, checking around the seat, to make sure there wasn't anything rigged before they sat down. When all was clear, Shimouro started the car and pulled out of the driveway. They sped off down the street to Carmy's house a few blocks away. Five minutes later, she parked the car while Carmy, and Elizabeth who was there at the time, ran out and put their stuff in the back. "Jin scoot over and buckle up. HELLO! JIN!" She waved a hand in his face, but he appeared to be in a daze. 'JIN, WAKE UP!" Hiei looked over. "Jin, speak. to.me.what.are.you.looking.at?" Jin simply pointed in Carmy's direction. "She's.beautiful" He cocked his head and started to drool. Carmy gave him a disgusted look, while Hiei sat there, shocked. "But, she's g.Goth!" He surveyed Carmy's mini-skirt, boots, and dark makeup reprovingly. "Well, snap out of it bro, we have important business to take care of at school." "What sort of things?" Shimouro asked suspiciously. A sudden noise came from the back, causing everybody to look over. "They are going to take hideous pictures of you, put them up on the Internet, and blackmail you for the rest of your life." That came from Carmy. "How did you know our plan?" Said Hiei incredulously. "I see things." Was her simple reply. "What kind of things?" "Things." Another noise came from the back. This time it was Jin. "She's beautiful AND smart!" (Sweatdrop)

Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters except for Shimouro. Koganeiro Kitsune owns Kyoda, (Later character.) And Salgar owns Carmy and Elizabeth. More humor next chappie!