Computer Warp
By Orionna Aurora
Disclaimer: Ok first, I don't own any of JKR's characters though I desperately wish I did. I could be making huge bucks if I did, but I don't; so, sucks to be me. Incidentally, I'm making absolutely nothing off of this.(frowns thinking about it) But anyway, I don't own any other characters from any other series I happen to mention in this chapter or any future chapters. And no I don't own any other copyrighted thing in this story; so,-(Llyr: What are you blabbering on about now?) That is none of your business; so, why are you asking? (Llyr: Are you writing a story?) Just typing actually. (Llyr: Ok then, -_- does it have anything to do with a story?) Why do you care? :/ (Llyr: Because-) (Nadia: Llyr, don't pick a fight.) (Llyr: I wasn't going to thank you.) Anyway, I think that's it; so, enjoy the story! ^-^
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Narrator:(in that Twilight Zone voice) A fanfiction author sitting at her computer. While typing her latest fic, she presses the wrong combination of keys and is warped to . . .
Author: Hogwarts?!?!
(As the students hustle around her trying to get to class, she gets up and dusts off her clothes.)
Author: Oh yes. (grins evilly) This should be fun. Now, to go and visit my favorite victim – I mean teacher.
(She turns right and heads for the dungeons)
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Snape:(looks up and scowls) What are YOU doing here?
Author: I got warped again. J
Malfoy:(looking very cocky) What are you? Some kind of muggle freak?
Author: No, actually, I'm the author.
Malfoy: So?
Author: So, If you're not careful, I might decide to play a game of follow the bouncing ferret, my dear little ferret boy.
Malfoy:(looking imploringly at Snape but talking to Author) You can't intimidate me.
Author:(getting up and advancing slowly towards Malfoy) Really? (grins tauntingly) I'm a Slytherin and Gryffindor. That makes a very dangerous combination.
Goyle:(looking up at her stupidly) Uh…but you don't have a wand.
Author:(backing off Malfoy) Not that I really need one or anything. After all, I am the author. But if it makes you feel secure…(she snaps her fingers and a wand appears in her hand)
Snape:(drawing his wand and eyeing her wearily) Would you please leave my students alone?
Author:(innocently) You mean your precious little snakes?
Snape:(trying to keep his temper in check) Yes my students.
Author:(gets up and smiles) Ok! I've got a few more people to visit anyway. But I'll be back! ^_^
Snape:(shoulders sagging) That was what I was afraid of.
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Author:(while walking aimlessly through the halls) Dum-de-dum-de-dum-de-dum dum dum. I-don't-know what-I'm singing-this stupid song for. It's really-quite-retarded.
Narrator:(still in the Twilight Zone voice) While walking down the hall not paying attention, our authoress runs into none other than Professor Dumbledore.
Author:(on the floor) Ouch! Oh, hi Professor!
Dumbledore:(looking, quite suddenly, dismayed) Oh, hello Orionna. Back again?
Orionna: Yeah, I got sucked into my computer again.
Dumbledore:(in an obvious hurry to get away) Yes, yes, fine my dear. Got to be going. Lots of work to do, you know.
Orionna: Ok, see you later.
Dumbledore: And Orionna, try to stay out of trouble.
Orionna:(innocently) Who? Me?
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Narrator: As the authoress continues down the hall, she decides to visit Harry, Ron, and Hermoine.
Orionna: I think Harry, Ron, and Hermoine are next on my list…Ok! That was corny!
Narrator: What?
Orionna: The repeating what you just said, thing.
Narrator:(shrugs)
Orionna: Anyways, I think they're in Professor McGonagall's class currently.
Narrator: How did you know that?
Orionna: I'm the author. They'll be wherever I want them to be.
Narrator: Oh.
(She turns and heads in the direction of the Transfiguration corridor)
To be continued?
I'll probably continue this one because I've got most of it written already. My friends seem to like it pretty well, and besides, I haven't gotten Llyr and Nadia in on it – yet. As always, constructive criticism is welcome, but flames will be completely ignored. Hope you liked it.