Freddy and Jason vs. Ash

Someone is sleeping in a bed. Freddy sneaks up on the person while their asleep.

Freddy: Never sleep again! HA!

A dark figure walks into the room and turns on the light. It's Jason.

Freddy: OH! Not you again!

Jason throws Freddy out the window.

Jason walks through the window.

Jason punches Freddy and Freddy goes flying.

Freddy: Okay! You wanna fight the master of horror! Okay!

Freddy punches Jason.

Freddy: Where's your machete now!?

Jason gets up and punches Freddy.

Freddy tries to punch Jason, but Jason catches the punch.

Jason tries to punch Freddy, but Freddy catches the punch.

The two try to free themselves, but they are both too strong.

Voice: Hey! FREAKS!

Both of the horror villains look to see who it is.

Ash: Would you mind not fighting on my lawn? I'm afraid that you're gonna kill it.

Freddy and Jason look at each other.

Freddy: Let's kill him!

Jason nods his head.

Freddy runs after Ash with his hand in the air about to cut Ash.

Freddy: It's time to slash Ash! HA HA HA!

Ash: Come get some!

Freddy brings his hand down to cut Ash, but Ash dodges Freddy's hand and cuts it off.

Freddy's hand goes flying.

Ash: Now you know how I feel.

Freddy looks at the wound where his hand was. He looks up at Ash.

Freddy: AH! My hand! I'll swallow your soul!

Ash: Where have I heard that before?

Ash rams his chainsaw into Freddy's chest. Freddy screams.

Ash: OW! That's gotta hurt!!!

Freddy lies motionless on the ground.

Ash: Now where is your partner?

Jason comes up behind Ash and swoops sideways with his machete trying to cut Ash in half at the waist, but Ash ducks and spins around to cut Jason's legs off.

Ash: How do you like that, shorty?

Jason crawls to cut Ash's legs, but Ash steps on Jason's hand.

Ash: Momma ain't here to save you now, camper!

Ash cuts Jason's head off and blood splashes all over Ash's face.

Ash: Now! Who's next?

Ash pulls out a list of names and crosses Freddy and Jason's name off.

Ash: The stopping of stupid horror movies starts tonight.

Ash runs down the street with his boomstick and chainsaw ready to take on his next opponent.