Freddy and Jason vs.
Ash
Someone is sleeping in a bed. Freddy sneaks up on the
person while their asleep.
Freddy: Never sleep
again! HA!
A dark figure walks into the room and turns on
the light. It's Jason.
Freddy: OH! Not you
again!
Jason throws Freddy out the window.
Jason
walks through the window.
Jason punches Freddy and Freddy
goes flying.
Freddy: Okay! You wanna
fight the master of horror! Okay!
Freddy punches Jason.
Freddy: Where's your
machete now!?
Jason gets up and punches Freddy.
Freddy tries to punch Jason, but Jason catches the punch.
Jason tries to punch Freddy, but Freddy catches the punch.
The two try to free themselves, but they are both too strong.
Voice: Hey! FREAKS!
Both of the horror villains look to see who it is.
Freddy and Jason look at each other.
Freddy: Let's kill
him!
Jason nods his head.
Freddy runs after Ash
with his hand in the air about to cut Ash.
Freddy: It's time to slash Ash! HA HA HA!
Ash: Come get some!
Freddy brings his hand down to cut Ash, but Ash dodges Freddy's hand
and cuts it off.
Freddy's hand goes flying.
Ash: Now you know how I
feel.
Freddy looks at the wound where his hand was. He
looks up at Ash.
Freddy: AH! My hand! I'll swallow your soul!
Ash: Where have I heard that before?
Ash rams his
chainsaw into Freddy's chest. Freddy screams.
Ash: OW! That's gotta
hurt!!!
Freddy lies motionless on the ground.
Ash: Now where is your
partner?
Jason comes up behind Ash and swoops sideways
with his machete trying to cut Ash in half at the waist, but Ash
ducks and spins around to cut Jason's legs off.
Ash: How do you like
that, shorty?
Jason crawls to cut Ash's legs, but Ash
steps on Jason's hand.
Ash: Momma ain't here to save you now, camper!
Ash cuts Jason's head off and blood splashes all over Ash's face.
Ash: Now! Who's next?
Ash pulls out a list of names and crosses Freddy and Jason's name
off.
Ash: The stopping of
stupid horror movies starts tonight.
Ash runs down the
street with his boomstick and chainsaw ready to take on his next
opponent.