Author's Notes: Some of you might find this similar to one of my other fan fictions Call Me Kenichi. I explained for that story, and I'll explain for this one. My friends and I have this thing we do called We take an anime we really like, mute it, and then dub in the voices for the characters while video taping it. Chaos ensues. Actually, it's rather fun. Try it sometime with your favorite anime. ^_^ Anyway, this was the end result after Castle of Cagliastro. The plot has changed dramatically, and will make little or no sense. But, if you like random doses of humor, this fic is for you. R/R please! I'd appreciate some feedback! ^ ^
Disclaimer: I own nothing from Lupin the Third.....well, except for Zenigata. Why do I own Zenigata, you may ask?..........Um.....well......Oh, I dunno anymore....just read the fic. -_-()
Flames will be used to roast The Count.
Prelude
Scene 1
(Lupin and Jigen are swiftly lowering themselves down the side of a giant casino after stealing....um....A LOT of money)
Jigen: You know, you could have found a better way to make an escape. This rope is giving me a wedgie...
Lupin: Shut up...
(When they reach the ground, all the lights in the casino go on while guards, police, and many other people start chasing after the well known duo.)
Guards: After them! They stole money that could have been used to buy shoes!
(Lupin and Jigen stuff the money into their tiny, yellow car and drive off. Now, because this is Lupin we're talking about, it's almost certain that he pulled a few pranks on the guards and police before robbing the casino. Like...oh, I don't know... screwing around with the brakes, unhooking and detaching almost every wire in their cars...)
Guard: (Car starts to break apart) SHIT! (Swerves around until he hits a tree and explodes in a heaping ball of flames.)
(What I tell ya?)
(Anyway, all the other people realize their cars have been screwed around with, too, Lupin and Jigen get away...yadda, yadda....you know the drill....)
Scene 2
(Lupin and Jigen are swerving down the road in their little car filled to the top with money)
Jigen: Step on it, Lupin! Boy, those guards weren't expecting that, huh? *Throws a pile of money in Lupin's face distracting him from driving.*
Lupin: *Still swerving around on the road* Yes, that's right! *Looks down at money* Wow! We can buy a lot of shoes with this!
Jigen: Pardon?
Lupin: Ya know, shoes...? The things you wear on your feet...?
Jigen: *Smacks him over the head*
Lupin: Ow! What was that for?!
Jigen: I know what shoes are, you dumb ass!
Lupin: Well, fine! If you're gonna have that attitude than you don't get any shoes!
Jigen: *Smacks him again*
Lupin: Ooowww!!! You're so mean!
Jigen: Yeah, and you're a pansy...
Lupin: *Starts to pout*
(The two continue driving in silence for a few more minutes, until Lupin opens his mouth again.)
Lupin: Hey! I got an idea!
Jigen: Oh, God...
Lupin: We can buy a baby with this money!
Jigen: *Looks at Lupin*
Lupin:................
Jigen:.................
Lupin: *Smiles*
Jigen: *Punches him*
Lupin: Ooowww! Okay, that does it! One more act of violence from you, mister, and I'm turning this car around!
Jigen: Shut up, dumb ass!
(The two continue to ride in silence for another ten minutes, until Lupin decides to piss Jigen off more...)
Lupin: *Glares at Jegin*
Jigen:................
Lupin: *Continues glaring*
Jigen: What?!
Lupin: So, are we agreed?
Jigen: What are you talking about?!
Lupin: *Rolls eyes* Are we agreed to get a baby?!
Jigen: all right, stop this car! I'm getting out! You're scaring the shit out of me!
Lupin: Not until you agree to get a baby!
Jigen: ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! IF IT'LL MAKE YOU SHUT UP, THEN YES! WE'LL GET A BABY!!!
Lupin: Yay! I knew you'd come to your senses one of these days, Jegin!
Jigen: *Starts to bang his head against the window*
Lupin: Let's see, we won't need this much money if we want to buy just one baby...*opens sky roof and starts throwing most of the money out of the car*
Jigen: What the hell are you doing?!
Lupin: Oh, c'mon! We don't need THAT many babies...
Jigen: You're crazy!
Lupin: No, I just want a baby! There's a difference...
Jigen: Oh yeah, and what makes you think I want one?
Lupin: Haven't you always wanted to be a mother?
Jigen: NO!
Lupin: Oh there, there...don't deny it, Jegin...
Jigen: *Jumps out of moving car on the highway*
Lupin: Oh great, he's at it again...Well, might as well go after him....
(Lupin does a u-turn and begins to chase after his friend while Jigen is running away from the speeding car approaching him screaming out something about babies and shoes.)
Author's Notes: Okay, okay...I know what you're thinking.... Babies? Shoes? Believe me, it starts to make sense........sooner or later........Okay, so it doesn't starts to make sense. But, that's just the way I like it! R/R please, guys! I'd really appreciate it! ^_^
Jigen: You know, I don't think it's physically possible for all that money to stay together in clumps after we threw it out of the sky roof...
Lupin: There are a lot of things that aren't physically possible in this world.
Jigen: Like what?
Lupin: Like how I can survive with such a low IQ....
Jigen: Hmmmm.....You got a point....