Hello there!!! This is my 2nd fic and its supposed to be kinda funny, I thought it was funny but that's just me. Ok if you like Mariah, I wouldn't read this, it's not amazingly bad but it's kinda against her.

Anywhoo, on with the fic!

Disclaimer: I don't own Beyblade *sob*…….

Insulting Mariah

"So Kai, do you wanna baby sit with the rest of us?" asked Rei

"……" Kai gave no answer or any indication that he had heard Rei. Then Tyson spoke up,

  "There'll be free beer!" Kai looked up with an evil expression on his face

"Beer you say? Hmmmm… you've persuaded me…lets go!" He nearly shouted the last two words

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(Walking down the road)

Max and Rei laced their fingers together as they walked in front of the group, with Kenny and Tyson behind them and Kai behind them.  Then, without warning, ma-baka, I mean Mariah came out of the nearest shop, (bad luck really!) her eyes narrowed at Max and Rei's intertwined fingers. She bounced across the road and shrieked,

"HI REI-KOI!!"

All of the Bladebreakers inwardly groaned. Great the neon BLOB was here!

"Hey Mariah, how many times do I have to tell you I'm not your koi!!!!!" said Rei through gritted teeth

"Yeah whatever! So where are you going?" she asked, she got no answer so she huffed, then when they tried to move away she followed them.  When they realised she wasn't going to GO AWAY! Kenny answered,

"Babysitting"

"Why?" asked a confused pink blob

 "Because," Rei said, " it pays, I can spend time with my friends and my koi and-" Rei was cut off by Kai and Tyson,

"AND FREE BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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While Mariah was out of the room Rei said to the boy he had his arms around

"Max, remind me why she's here!" Max answered loudly just as Mariah came back in,

"Well someone needs to watch the baby while we make out!"

All of the Bladebreakers (including a tipsy Kai) stifled giggles at the look on Mariah's face.

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"I don't see what the big deal is with babies" complained Mariah

"They're pink, they smell and they're always whining!" she added

An evil glint came into Max's eye

"You haven't changed much have you Mariah?" said Max calmly and politely.

Everyone broke out laughing (yes, Kai was laughing!), except Mariah who seemed to be doing a gold fish impression.

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Hehe…that was amusing, gotta say thanks to Peeps Inferior who helped with this story! Hey peeps you can have a drunk Kai plushie, so does everyone else who reviews!!!