DISCLAIMER: I'm a poor unknown writer and J.K Rowling is a famous millionaire. I wonder which one of us owns Harry Potter? Just in case you couldn't guess, it's not me! So don't sue! And the song "I'm Too Sexy" belongs to Right Said Fred. Not me.

SUMMARY: It's a side of Snape we've never seen before! OOC-ness and silliness ensues so turn your brain off... NOW! You have been warned!

I'M TOO SEXY

I'm too sexy for the Dark Lord

Too sexy for the Dark Lord

I'm going to leave him

I'm too sexy to be kind

Too sexy to be kind

So sexy I find

And I'm too sexy for Minerva

Too sexy for Minerva

Filius and Pomona

And I'm too sexy for the Dark Arts

Too sexy for the Dark Arts

The way I'm brewing Potions

I'm a Slytherin you know what I mean

When I do my little smirk in the hallway

Yeah in the hallway in the hallway yeah

I do my little smirk in the hallway

I'm too sexy for shampoo

Too sexy for shampoo

Just look at my hairdo

And I'm too sexy for a smile

Too sexy for a smile

I don't find it worthwhile

I'm a Slytherin you know what I mean

When I do my little smirk in the hallway

Yeah in the hallway in the hallway yeah

I cast my little glares in the hallway

I'm too sexy for my...

I'm too sexy for my...

I'm too sexy for my...

I'm a Slytherin you know what I mean

When I do my little smirk in the hallway

Yeah in the hallway in the hallway yeah

I cast my little glares in the hallway

I'm too sexy for the Dark Side

Too sexy for the Dark Side

Poor Voldie, poor Voldemort

I'm too sexy for the Dark Lord

Too sexy for the Dark Lord

I'm going to leave him

And I'm too sexy for you all

AUTHOR'S NOTE: I know song parodies have been done to death and truth be told, I'm not really one for writing humour fics, as it's not exactly my strength, but I couldn't resist after this amusing image came to mind of Snape singing along to "I'm Too Sexy". Should I write some more? Please review and tell me what you thought. Greatly appreciated :)