Welcome to Truth or Dare! Tortallan Edition! Hosted by none other than the Marauders!

(A/N: Yes I realize the Marauders are from Harry Potter! HOW COULD SHE?!!!!!! Now two of my favorite characters are dead, one's gonna die, and the other is a traitor! WAHHH!)

PLEASE WELCOME YOUR HOSTS!

Remus, Peter, Sirius, AND James!

(A/N: Just a note, they are 16.)

*Spot Light Pans over to 4 stools identical to the other 12 in the circle with them. On them are four teenage boys.*

James: HELLO EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!! *bounces on stool*

Sirius: HI! *waves energetically at the cameras* *whispers to Remus* Alright, who gave him the sugar?

Remus: Hey! *Grins at cameras* *Whispers back* That was you, idiot!

Peter: Umm, hi. *Smiles widely at the cameras* *glares at Sirius* How could you?!

Sirius: Well, James was supposed to do this, but SOMEONE gave him sugar, so here are the contestants!

Remus: THAT WAS YOU SIRIUS!

Sirius: WAS NOT!

Remus: WAS TOO!

Sirius: NOT!

Remus: TOO!

Sirius: NOT!

Remus: TOO!

Sirius: NOT!

Remus: TOO!

Sirius: NOT!

Remus: TOO!

Sirius: NOT!

Remus: TOO!

Sirius: NOT! Now here are the contestants!

Sir Alanna the King's Champion, of Trebond, Pirate's Swoop, and Olau!

Lady Knight Keladry of Mindelan!

King Jonathan of Tortall!

Baron George of Pirate's Swoop, and King of The Thieves!

Sergeant Domitan of Masbolle!

Sir Nealan of Queenscove!

Wildmage Daine

Numair, Black Robe Mage!

Sir Knight Commander Raoul of Goldenlake and Marjorie's Peak!

Sir Gareth the Younger of Naxen

Squire Owen of Jesslaw

and

Faithful!

*Contestants enter from stage right*

Alanna: FAITHFUL! *runs screaming at him and grabs him*

Faithful: AGH! This is precisely why I DIED!

Peter: Umm, can everyone take a seat!

Dom: Who are you?! And what's wrong with him?! *points at James who is engaged in a lively fight with a coat rack*

Sirius: We're the Marauders! Meet Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs! SOMEONE gave him sugar!

Remus: THAT WAS YOU SIRIUS!

Sirius: WAS NOT!

Remus: WAS TOO!

Sirius: NOT!

Remus: TOO!

Sirius: NOT!

Remus: TOO!

Sirius: NOT!

Remus: TOO!

Sirius: NOT!

Remus: TOO!

Sirius: NOT!

Remus: TOO!

Sirius: NOT!

Peter: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Three Hours Later

Peter: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All except James: *hiding in a corner*

James:

As we go on We remember

All the times we

Had together

And as our lives change

Come whatever

We will still be

Friends Forever

Neal: Your names can't be Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs! Who ever met a kid named Moony? That's like naming your kid Sirius! Get it? Sirius, serious?

Remus: NO SIRIUS! Don't do it!

Sirius/Padfoot: *growling menacingly and advancing on Neal*

Neal: Oops.

Owen: How jolly! You're a jolly dog!

Raoul: Would you jolly well shut up! AGH! *whimpers in corner*

Jon: Now look what you have jolly well done Owen! NO!!!!!!!!!!! *hides under chair*

Owen: MWHAHAHAHA! No one is free from the jolliness!

Alanna: Now that's not jolly well true! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

James: Jolly! Jolly! Jolly!

Owen: Jolly! Jolly! Jolly!

Remus: Will anyone survive the jolliness? Will Neal escape Padfoot? Will Faithful get out of Alanna's death grip? Will we EVER get to the game? Find out next time!

James/Owen/Peter: JOLLY! JOLLY! JOLLY!

Remus: Oh well, you know what they say! If you cant beat em, join em! JOLLY! JOLLY! JOLLY!