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SB is currently too busy dodging random flying items to comment on Chapter Five of "Chibi Terror". She asks your eternal forgiveness for the late-ness and hopes you enjoy the short chapter. She will continue the revision project.

"Tell me again, why I'm babysitting... this... uhm... this chibi?"

Sasuke shrugged, leaning nonchalantly against a wall in the shadows of the house. Shikamaru was sitting, or rater, lying on the hill in front of the house as the 'Chibi' jumped over his stomach. Sasuke counted the times in his mind and began getting annoyed. "WHY does he do that?!"

Shikamaru rolled his eyes to look at Sasuke and gave a 'You-Think-I-know?' look. He looked back up at the clouds and continued to ignore the bouncing ball of energy. "As long as no one sees me here with it, I'll be happy."

"I'll be happy if IT goes away. Somehow." Shikamaru's eyes widened as a thought struck him. He sat up quickly, his eyes wide with horror. Chibi Naruto bounced around him, ad cute look of confusion gracing his small face.

"Sa-Sasuke..." Sasuke looked over. "What if we're stuck with this thing... until we die?!" Sasuke gulped in terror and hoped that wouldn't happen, and that this moment of OOCness would be over quickly.

Itachi wandered slowly down the path on Konoha, hoping to run into some random, and very unlucky, person to harm. Kisame trailed dreamily after him, stopping every once and a while to step on a flower. Sometimes Itachi would also wonder WHY the village was deserted. It could have been because he was there. It could have been because Kisame was maiming poor little tulips. Or it could have been because it was 1am.

Itachi stopped suddenly when he heard the ruling of a bush, a few squeaks and then hurried footfalls behind them. Twirling around all villain style, he came face-to-stomach with his own dearest little brother.

"Ah, Sasuke-" Itachi stopped and turned to glare at his brother, whom had just dived into the bush and rummaging around frantically. A string of curses came from the bush that made Itachi and Kisame sweat-drop. Well, had this been a manga, they would have sweat-dropped.

And it is a manga. So they did.

"You little-" Sasuke began a new string of curses, ending with "-idiot!" And emerged from the bush with twigs and leaves sticking out of his hair in strategic places. He was also holding a madly grinning little Naruto. Itachi raised an eyebrow at this.

"What the hell is that?"

Sasuke looked up in surprise at his brother's voice, and did a hero pose, after drawing a swirl on his index finger. "YOU!"

Itachi's eyebrow disappeared of his forehead. "Yes. Me."

"Ok, just making sure. Ja." And Sasuke walked off, only to be confronted by Itachi again, at a more decent hour in the morning.

Sasuke looked up at him from his seat in the ramen shop. "What do you want now?" His Glare-O-Death™ was almost permanently painted on his face when Itachi was around.

"I wanna know if I'm the only one who's noticed that," He plucked Chibi Naruto from the table by his tail and held him in the air, "this thing" Chibi Naruto snorted indignantly, "has a tail!?"

Sasuke blinked. "He does, doesn't he?"

"And why were you chasing after him last night?"

"He snuck out of my apartment and was terrorizing the Hokage."

"He looks like the fox kid."

"Duh."

Lee like the train.

He had the hope that, if he got stronger, Sakura might just notice him, and fall in love with him.

So that was what he was doing that that moment. Training. What exactly he did for his training, the authoress doesn't know. So we'll skip right to the "fun" part.

"ARGH!" Lee screaming and flailed as something landed on his round head. That 'something' went "squee!".

"There's a mutant squirrel on my head!!" Lee screamed, flailing around and narrowly missing random tree. "Get it off!!"

Sasuke and Itachi (Kisame was poking a flower in a tree with a branch,) watched in amusement as Chibi Naruto hung off Lee's head, grinning like a fox. (The authoress admits that this is a bad pun.) Lee flailed around for a bit more, before deciding that this wasn't getting him anywhere, whereupon he sat down and attempted prying the "squirrel" off his face.

"Ouch." He mumbled, as the thing finally came off. "Why were you on my face, little guy?" Chibi Naruto blinked and grinned cutely. Lee would have become a pile of goo at the cute smile, but instead decided that going "AWWWWW!!!" and squeezing the life out of the little thing was good enough.

Chibi Naruto spluttered and squeaked, and probably would have made more chibi noises, had Lee not been cutting off his air supply, and thus keeping him from breathing.

"Lee, you can let go of it, now."

Lee looked over at Sasuke.

"SASUKE!" Sasuke jumped slightly, as Lee pointed a finger at Itachi. "Do you know you have a big, scary killer following you?"

"I swear I don't know it. It's just following me because it thinks I'll feed it."

"Uhm... ok..."

"I am not an 'it'."

"Yes you are."

"Am not."

"Are too!"

"Am not!"

"Are you brothers?" Lee asked, watching them squabble. They both turned to him, and screaming in unison- "YES!" –and went back to fighting.

Lee just shrugged, picked up the small Naruto and smiled at him. Chibi Naruto batted at Lee's eyelashes a bit, and Lee grinned. He then walked off with the chibi tucked safely under his arm like a plush toy.

Hey, guess what? It took me about the whole summer to write this. :D That's a new record for me, in my small career of fanfiction writing. I have suddenly gotten interest in Naruto, once again! I blame it on "I fell in love with a boy" by OO83. Oh my god. I love that fic. squishes it

Also, I got a live journal. :) I know, I'm like, three years behind everyone else, but, hey, better late than never, they always say. :) Name is SpencerBlaze. Like always.